GMMore 3068: We Judge The Crew’s Unhinged Midnight Snacks

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Channel: Good Mythical More

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Episode Number: 3068

Transcript

Which member of the crew
eats the weirdest snacks?
Welcome to Good Mythical More.
And welcome, all of you.
Nicole, Nadia- Yes,
yes … Jenna, Macavla.
If Mikayla's Y was changed
to a V, it would be Macavla.
Right.
And that's why it's not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why.
So You don't like it?
I think it, I think it sounds,
uh, the perfect amount of evil.
Yeah.
Like evil Disney witch.
Yeah.
One of my dreams to be,
in fact, but… Macavla.
You wanna be my little minion?
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
He wants to do your bidding.
He does.
I get to, like, get frog legs and
nasty stuff that goes in your cauldron.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll … I'll, I'll keep you posted.
Yeah, I can s- I can
source things such as that.
I think you can.
Bougainvillea thorns.
For your midnight snacks.
Mm-hmm.
For Macavla's weird midnight snacks.
Okay, I'm, I am actually excited
about trying this first one.
Pepperoni and Oreos.
Bring it in.
And these are, these are all
midnight snacks, not just…
Oh, God.
So you're- I'm, I'm going- Meaning
you only eat them at midnight.
I'm going- Not on a, a
regular- I'm going double pep.
I do feel like if you're going
with pepperoni you need more, and I
don't know if that's how it would've
been eaten, like, at the same time.
It's just together.
Together.
Mm. 'Cause eating something salty,
savory, or cheesy or something and then
going on a sweet, chocolatey cycle, like,
that makes sense, but at the same time?
There's nothing gross about it,
it's just the Oreo is so strong
at first, and then it … So it
starts sweet and then turns savory.
Hmm.
I love both of these things.
I think I would, I
would go back and forth.
Why'd you put it back on the plate?
Put it in the trash can.
No, no, so you can enjoy it.
I, I, I don't think anybody wants it.
No, so, so you can enjoy it.
I'm gonna take that off.
That, that's not good, dude.
That's not good, whoever did this.
I can say, I can smell the
pepperoni from back here.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
And then if I bring it closer now-
Maybe, maybe if it was midnight.
Look at that face.
If it was midnight- That's
not- … you might like it.
Yeah.
And if you were under the- That's
not a face of somebody who likes
that … the influence, if you were
under the influence of certain-
Uh- And a little bit of
dry mouth … botanicals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little dry mouth.
Yeah.
Under the influence of certain
botanicals, that might be a tasty treat.
Nope.
Uh, but as it stands, it's just two
really good things that got a little
bit weird when you put them together.
It's not naughty yet.
Yeah, if we get any Scooby Snacks out
here, maybe that'll go to naughty- Mm-hmm
if you recall.
Yes.
Right, right.
Your Scooby- Now, I will help
you do the collection … yeah,
how's, how's, how's the collection?
How's the collection?
Has it grown?
It has.
I went- Oh.
Oh, yay.
Has there been more added to this?
I went, um, I went to, I went
to the Universal Fan Fest night.
Oh, okay.
And I bought a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, more stuffed animals, more T-shirts.
Oh.
You know.
So McKenna Grace is gonna be Daphne.
Daphne.
Daphne.
Yes.
I'm so excited.
Okay.
I'm so excited.
Friend of the show.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Um, you were acting.
This is yours.
If you say so.
Okay.
We can switch it later maybe.
Mm-hmm.
Okay?
Okay.
A couple sips of pickle juice straight
from the jar, fridge door open, and a
small glass of oat milk with a teaspoon
of peanut butter powder mixed in.
What?
Wow, this is weird.
So.
And we can s- we, we can say definitively
that no one here is pregnant?
Definitively.
Right?
Uh, definitively.
Definitively not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitively not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm just saying- Why didn't
you say, why didn't you just
say is anyone here pregnant?
Uh.
Because that's l- it's, that's less words.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And definitively, like, it could
be, like, well, I don't know if I'm
definitively, no, but I am definitively.
Right.
Definitively.
Yeah.
Definitively.
For sure.
Okay.
Yes.
'Cause you're all celibate.
Exactly.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's actually a prerequisite
for working here.
Yeah.
Dad, if you're watching this, yes.
Everyone, everyone signs- Okay … is,
in their employment contract.
Honestly, it's just men.
No hanky-panky at Mythical.
Well, men suck too.
Specifically.
So that- Yeah … that'll do it.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
All right.
It was Macabre's idea.
Love you all.
You two, you two are great.
Okay.
You two are great.
All right.
For the most part.
Okay.
Why, why don't you try it?
Um, but we, uh- Why don't
you try- … we can't make
babies … why don't you try it?
And we're, yeah, we're taken.
How do we do this first?
You take a sip.
Was not suggesting that.
No, nobody would.
No.
Nobody was thinking of that.
No.
Yeah.
I d- I just, like, m- pickle juice
and then milk, even if it's oat
milk, is a- A sip of pickle juice
From the jar with the door open.
I get that.
I love, I love a dill flavor.
Is drinking it out of the jar
is, that's an interesting… I-
Is that a single thing to do?
Is that a live alone thing to do?
Is that- I, I as a- You have a
roommate, but- I could do it … but
you have your own pickle jars?
'Cause that's what we kn- we know,
we know who- Oh, is that a hint?
who lives with people versus- Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
Of course we do.
We know- Do you know our- We know
all of your living arrangements and,
um- Oh … your pregnancy status
and- Right, right, right, right.
We're, we're, we're tracking, uh,
we're tracking all of your data.
All of your data.
You gave it to us when we
started giving you- Yeah
a f- a free job.
The web cam.
Yeah, right, yeah.
Yeah.
A free job.
And our web cam.
Free free job.
I'm just, I'm gonna- I mean, you're
not paying us to work here, are you?
I, I, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna let
him- I would hope not It's a free job.
I'm gonna let him- Right?
He can just go with this.
Yeah, yeah.
This is his thing.
Uh, oat milk and peanut
butter powder Pickle juice
Is, is not the best version of
It's not bad, but that's not great.
It's better than Oreos and
p- and, um, and pepperoni.
I'll say that.
I'm assuming somebody's
lactose intolerant.
But not peanut tolerant.
People drink milk though.
Oat milk is great.
Right, right.
No nut milk here.
In Los Angeles in 2026, you think the
pe- the reason people don't drink regular
milk is 'cause they're lactose intolerant?
Oh, good point, Chase.
Mm-hmm.
It is LA.
Yeah.
I have oat milk creamer
in the, in the fridge now.
What?
It's not very creamy though.
Yeah, I, I can't do that.
I, I'll have oat milk- Especially
when you look at it like this.
This seems… I, I'm feeling Nicole,
but I really have nothing to go on here.
Mm-hmm.
Well, and the interesting thing
is, is I feel like doing this on a
regular basis could get you pregnant.
How?
Elaborate.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
I just think if you start, if you start
doing things that a pregnant person would
do- Yeah, you're manifesting pregnancies
you're, yeah, you're making it much more
likely that you're gonna get pregnant,
and we don't- There's one key thing-
No, no, that, hey- … that pregnant
people do that could be avoided … we,
we don't know how babies are made.
I don't know.
There's a theory.
But has anybody ever seen it done?
It might be correlation.
It might not be causation.
You make love.
Yeah.
Nine months later, the baby pops out.
We don't know if that's just a pattern.
We don't know.
It could be something else.
Yeah, we don't, we don't know.
It could be the pickle juice.
Wow.
I think I need to talk to my- That
changes so many things for me.
Wow.
I think I need to talk to my high
school science teacher again.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Why, why haven't you been talking to him?
Uh, 'cause I'm not in high school anymore.
Well, that doesn't mean you
have to end the relationship.
That's kinda, that's cold.
Okay.
Is it?
Feels appropriate.
Well, yeah, it feels, that feels correct.
Yeah.
Tortilla, butter, and
Italian seasoning on a pan.
Ooh, okay.
And heat it up for, like, five minutes.
I'm interested.
Oh.
Interesting.
Tortilla, butter- And Italian
seasoning … and Italian seasoning,
and I'm guessing you roll it?
Or you can just- Oh, gosh, it's so greasy.
It's so greasy.
Well, let's just say buttery.
And I'm just gonna bite the
middle like a beef- Oh, my gosh.
It's dripping.
Wow.
It's, like, raining.
You're- Is it dripping on my pants?
It's dripping in the pickle juice.
I don't know.
I, I was worried for your pants.
Thank you.
Mostly because- You w- … you know,
I'd send it for dry cleaning 'Cause I'd
be asking you to take care of it later?
Yeah, yeah.
That's why.
Free work, free work.
I'm gonna say, um
That but- Free job.
Free job.
Free job.
That butter needs to be cheese.
Oh.
Mm. You know?
I just think that's the main problem here.
It does taste good though.
A tortilla.
Hmm.
Now, if that, if that's not a
gluten-free tortilla- Doesn't
say that, but it could be.
But I don't think it is.
No, so it's not Jenna.
It's not Jenna.
Hm.
Hm.
Nicole, hold that one to you.
It is a l- it's a warm
plate, but it's not hot.
It does smell good.
Nicole could- It does, yeah.
It smells really good.
She's capable of anything.
I think this is Mikayla.
Thank you so much.
I think this is Mikayla.
All right, let's see this last one.
I love tuna and Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Okay.
Which there's a name for that, right?
It's … There's more to it, but
when you put tuna and mac and
cheese, isn't that called something?
Tuna casserole?
No.
Tuna- Is it- Tuna mac maybe.
Tuna and Kraft Mac and Cheese?
Yeah, that's it.
Let's see it.
But I take it a step further and sometimes
put Baby Ray's barbecue sauce on it.
And guacamole?
If I'm feeling really
fancy, I'll add guac too.
Whoa.
Okay.
This is crazy town.
This i- and in the middle of
the night you're doing this?
This is- I have a lot of
questions … next level.
But I might like it.
I definitely like guac on stuf-
guac- I wanna see the dream
journal for the next morning.
I know, right?
Yeah.
Some wild dreams.
Yeah.
Guac, barbecue sauce, tuna.
That's intense, y'all.
With the Baby Ray's?
Mm. That is interesting.
Ooh, that's good.
And I love how it's
specifically Baby Ray's.
Mm-hmm.
Like, it has to be that.
Well, that's the best barbecue though.
And that is correct, yes.
Yeah.
I, I can tell that it
does work really well.
The sweetness of it.
Wow.
This is a chef.
It helps get the tuna down.
I mean, this is somebody with a-
Like, the tuna actually tastes
good with the barbecue sauce.
This is culinary sophistication.
Mm. Hm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Who?
this be?
Now, there's nothing in here
Jenna couldn't eat, right?
She can eat tuna.
Yeah, it's not a shellfish.
Right, right.
The noodles.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, isn't crab too?
But the noodles.
There might be gluten-free ones.
I was gonna say, don't they
make a gluten-free one?
They do.
I think they make a gluten-free
one, but I don't- I believe they do.
I believe they do And if they do,
they wouldn't have told us that.
They wouldn't have told us that.
So I think it's still fair, fair game.
They wouldn't have told us that.
But this feels like the kind
of thing that we would know.
If you do something this crazy.
Well, I mean- Surely … when we show
up on Mondays, we don't ask Jenna, "What
did you do at midnight over the weekend?"
Right, you don't.
That's weird.
I'm glad that hasn't happened.
Yeah.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
What'd you do at midnight last night?
That's 'cause you already know,
'cause you have all our data.
I didn't say it, you did.
I did say it earlier.
You did say it.
I said it earlier, but
I didn't say it to her.
Wow, this is macabre.
No, I don't think this is Jenna,
but she's gonna hold it, and
now we're gonna look around.
Want?
My hands are cold, so that's nice.
Yeah, it is really.
The plate is warm still.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Um, mm. I mean, this took- So the
pickle juice went with the- This
took some experimentation … oat
milk and peanut butter.
We know Jenna the best, and I
just, I, this is just so… I
don't think there's- Yes … I, I
think we should switch these two.
I don't see Jenna doing this.
You see her doing pepperoni and Oreos?
Yeah.
Why?
She used to be a bartender.
We're officially switching.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if she used to be a bartender,
that might be a reason why she's
sipping on pickle juice straight.
That's a good point.
Like a pickleback, and then-
I do like a pickleback.
This is true … this is kinda sad-
Now, t- tell me more.
Because it's, I don't know,
it's just kind of flat and
simple and- It's a little pizza.
I'm not saying you're sad,
flat, and simple, Mikayla.
None of those threes things
apply to me.
Yeah.
Right, right.
None of those things apply to me.
Happy, curvy, complex.
Right.
Yes, and healthy.
Happy, H- Happy, curvy, and complex.
Yeah.
So yeah, she's going opposite.
We try, I mean, we're basically
grasping at straws here.
Let's see if you're right.
Jenna, is this pickle juice,
uh, from the bartender days?
It's not from the bartender
days, but this is me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so what, oat milk.
Yeah, if I'm in bed and I'm having
trouble sleeping and my stomach
growls, I'll get up, open the
fridge, drink some pickle juice.
Sometimes I'll eat, like, a little
bit of the pickles, and then I'll do,
like, a tiny little oat milk and peanut
butter for some protein and to chill
me back out- So is the pickle juice-
then I go to bed … it has something
in it that's actually, like,
settling you down a little bit?
Or is it just- I'm just one of
those people that if, if the pickle
juice is there, I'm gonna drink it.
Mm. And this, I have my own jar.
You have your own, so,
like, you're remembering.
Yeah, I have my own jar of pickles,
so, like, I can drink out of it,
and yeah, it's always the door open,
'cause, like, I don't turn on any
lights when I go in the kitchen.
It's like I do all of it with the kitchen
door open- Yeah … 'cause I'm tired.
I don't wanna put on overhead lights.
And that's the light.
Yeah.
The light of the kitchen, the
refrigerator, and just- Yeah.
Yeah.
I got that.
What about the complex,
curvy witch over here?
Complex, curvy witch.
Macaula.
Um, this is me.
Yeah.
See?
Y'all were right.
We're about to nail it.
See, when I submitted it, I was
like, "It's kinda simple. I don't
think it's, like, anything special.
I just put a tortill- I always have
tortillas in my house." Mm-hmm.
"I always have butter in my house. I
always have Italian seasoning." So those
three things could fill me up real quick.
What do you think about adding cheese?
I like that idea a lot.
I do always have cheese.
Just a little, uh, basically a
micro- But that makes it a pizza.
Well, it makes it a microwave quesadilla.
It does, yeah.
Like a microwave quesadilla that's
literally just a tortilla with
cheese, and then you roll it up.
Yeah.
That hits every time.
It really does, yeah.
But sometimes I'm just like, you
know, some butter will fill me up
real quick, too, so- Okay … let
me just put it on tortilla shell.
See- And I'm gonna eat a little bit,
even though we were told not to eat.
I don't follow the rules.
No, you can eat all you want.
The
urge to eat straight from the jar is- We
gotta make sure if we can speak English.
It's not my jar.
I just don't know who at midnight
is, like, asserting themselves
culinarily to this point.
It's a lot of work.
Yeah.
It's a lot of work.
Mine took zero work.
Somebody who is taking the time- Yeah,
mm, not that much … to build such
an extensive Scooby-Doo collection.
Yeah, this is- Is w- is
willing to make sacrifices
your identity.
All right, so Nicole, are
we right about the Oreos?
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
So well, why do you stack them together?
Um, it's a sandwich, duh Show us.
And the meat is the bread.
What, what?
The meat is the bread.
And the cookie- Oh, so you go d-
So you, you did it right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you did it right.
Yeah.
You get the, the sandwich- You
did it right … on both sides.
Uh, the alternate version of this is
if you have water, you put this in
your mouth, and then you swish some
water around, it gets all mushy.
Oh my God.
You just made- So it's- Any chance
it had to be somewhat appetizing
just left Just left the building.
Wow.
All right, Nadia, you're
the culinary hero here.
This is me.
Tell us more about it.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, um, well, I'm from the
South, so I ate a lot of tuna
mac and cheese growing up.
We always had tuna and mac
and cheese in the pantry.
Where in the South are we talking?
Uh, Tennessee.
Chattanooga, shout out.
Yay.
Okay.
Yay, Knoxville.
I know.
Yay, twins.
Twins.
Um, but then at some point, you
know, because as we said, Sweet Baby
Ray's is the best barbecue sauce.
It is.
I thought to myself, "What if I just put a
little, little drizzle on there?" Uh-huh.
And I did, and then one day I was like,
"What if I just did a little guac on top?"
And I did.
Um, and so there's two ways I eat this.
It's either, like, it's late, I'm
coming home after, like, a night
out or something, and I, I just have
all these in my f- in my pantry,
fridge at all times, and I eat it.
Shut up.
Oh my God.
Or it's already in my
fridge, and I eat it cold.
Ooh.
Mm. I bet it's good though.
Oh.
And it's cold, cold.
Cold mac and cheese.
And, and I, and I do what you do.
I have the fridge open.
Oh, yeah.
It's just the light of the fridge.
Mm-hmm.
And you're just kinda eating like
a little squirrel in the corner.
Yeah.
Nicole- Yeah … Nicole's about to do
her m- water thing, and then we'll come
back to yours, 'cause I think you need
a name for this if you don't have one.
I gotta think of one
He's watching so intently.
It's mushy.
It is so- She's
making it mushy in her mouth … soft.
Now you have to do it.
Now you have to do it.
I, I'm not, I'm not doing it.
I mean, why not milk
because of the pepperoni?
Um, I honestly don't know.
I'll say I'm a, I was a little bit of
a latchkey kid, so this creation came
when I was home alone- That's all good
and had access to pepperoni, and
then I still eat it, and I have to
stop myself from buying pepperoni
sometimes 'cause I eat too much of it.
Yeah, I am a pepperoni fiend too.
Mm. But I have stopped.
Mm. Look at us.
Yeah.
So what are we gonna call this thing?
Growth.
Growth.
I mean, if you guys wanna name it.
I've never thought to name it.
Hm.
But I feel like it needs a name.
Uh, Bloody Mary Tuna Mac.
Bloody green?
Bloody green?
Okay, that's not good.
Tuna I'm, I'm, I'm breaking
the seal on a brainstorming.
Oh, God.
Alright, Rhett.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
It's got green.
Mm-hmm.
It's got red.
Monster Mac.
Monster Mac.
Ooh.
Monster Mac.
'Cause you're like a monster in the
middle of the night- Yeah … and
you're just putting things together.
That is a good name.
I like this.
Monster Mac.
Monster Mac.
Green Monster Mac.
Looks a little bloody.
It's a little green.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I like, I like what we've,
we've done here, guys.
Monster Mac.
Monster Mac.
That's your minion name too.
It was a graveyard snack.
Exactly.
Your minion name.
What?
Macavela.
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