Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: TQcq-fXpYLA
Episode Number: 3081
Transcript
How well do we know our crew's favorite rewards program? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Y'all are really into something, enough to have joined the rewards program So anything that you… Are you like a member of like a rewards program, like some record store or something like that? I mean, I have travel credit on my credit card. Ooh. That's maybe as close as I get. Uh- I'm a SkyMiles guy. Yeah, that's a little bit different. I'm a SkyMiles guy as well, but, um, no, like, I guess I had a punch card at one of the sandwich places a couple years ago. I've never completed a punch card. I think I did once for coffee somewhere. Well- Before we moved out here. Mm. Someone really loves Taco Bell in this group. It could be Sierra. Now, let me just tell you that you earn- Right … 10 points for- Link, this is gonna require- That's true, Link. It could be Sierra … listening. This is gonna require listening and math. It could be Brittany. Okay. I feel like we should introduce everybody. It could be Brittany. It could be. Okay. Is it, well, if that's what you're doing, go ahead. No, you do the rest. I don't wanna steal your thunder. Did you say Sierra and Brittany? Yeah. Okay. Could be Sierra. It could be Lucas. It- Or it could be Meghan. Or it could be Sierra. Good theory. Taco Bell, keep in mind, you earn 10 points for every $1 that you spend, and this person is currently at 61,229 points. So this person has spent- Why aren't you redeeming your points? … $6,123. At Taco Bell. At Taco Bell. And, and not redeemed any of the points? I mean, I guess. I have to think that the points are being redeemed, there's just a cumulative total. 'Cause if not, what are you saving up for, a Taco Bell themed car? Maybe. Like a Mary Kay car? What? You know Mary Kay? Yeah. You get, you, you- Yeah if you sell enough lipstick, you drive a, uh, lipstick colored car. No. Or like a Red Bull car- No … where you sell enough Red Bull. Cadillac. Cadillac. No, they don't do that. Oh, okay. It's also a JoJo Siwa car. It, it's hers. Oh, there's a JoJo Siwa car? Yeah. But I've seen it in cap. Yeah, yeah. She's like, yeah, I am JoJo Siwa. She just has one. Mm-hmm. So you told us that one of these is fake. Does that mean, like… But there's only four of them. Yeah, so one of the people out there is a decoy. So don't say anything- Oh, my gosh … that might insult someone. So I think- 'Cause who do you think is the most fake? … I, this one might be fake. I mean, so you think somebody spent $6,000 at Taco Bell? Over how many years, though, I hope. I mean, maybe Lucas would do something like that. That's not hard. I don't think, um- That's not hard. I don't know. I f- I'm feeling like it's Meghan loving Taco Bell. Really? I don't know. It seems like a, more of a feminine thing to do. To love Taco Bell? Like, Christy loves Taco Bell. I don't, I don't love Taco Bell. You're being a little bit… I ate at Taco Bell three times last week. It's pretty feminine of you. Yeah. Yeah. Taco Bell's for the girlies. Okay. Let's see your fingernails. I will s- Yeah, I don't know. Maybe not I will stop by and get a bean burrito at any time of day. I mean, I did, and I will. It's between these two. I like the tacos. For the Taco Bell. Okay. All right. Well, we'll, we'll leave it with Lucas for right now Burbank Pet Day Spa. I have 253 paw points at the Burbank Pet Day Spa. Paw points, 253. So is- I don't know how many times that means but … somebody's checking their dog into the kennel, not… It's a kennel. It's just a really fancy sounding kennel You think this is- A spa? I, I can speak for, 'cause they can't speak, 'cause it'll give it away. Is it groomer? No, it's like grooming and bathing and- Yeah, yeah. It's a grooming situation. And it could be any kind of animal. Well, any kind of pet. Yeah. It could be a parakeet. I don't know. Let's see. I don't know what… Lucas doesn't have pets. Really? No, except y- Again, not true. Meghan- Not true. Again, not true. Two cats. So you have- Two cats … two cats. Yeah. Okay. See, I was right about that. Eventually. You were half right. Mm-hmm. I think Sierra has a cat. I was right once. They told me. You have a, you have an old dog. I do. Oh. And a cat. Old dog. Okay. But a really old blind dog. Yeah. From the dog show, we know that. And deaf. But you're probably still getting it- I don't think- … serviced. I don't think you're putting that old deaf- Your old deaf dog from your childhood, I don't think you're dropping him off anywhere. It's just too precarious. I wouldn't put her- No, he's gotta get groomed. Yeah, the princess. She- She has to get groomed. She has a… No, she doesn't. Her name is what? Tyler. Tyler, right. Yes. Tyler… Mm-mm. She gets groomed. I will say that. Mm. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go- She knows it. I take care of her. Well, I know that, but I just would… I… At her age, and, I wouldn't leave her with anybody. 'Cause you wanna, you wanna be there for her last moments. Jesus Christ, Link. Okay, um, move that up here. Yeah, I'm sorry. Listen. She's not that old. Jade's getting old. Yeah, but- And I do wanna be there for her last moments. Well, you probably will be. I mean, I come to work. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah. Right. You know, again, I- I'm sorry. Did I make you sad? Yeah, I'll start crying. Oh, but, but I'm also sad. Yeah. I- It's okay … I do not like to think about- Tyler will be okay … saying goodbye to my dog. I'm sorry I made you sad, but I just wanted to let you know that I made myself sad. Tyler's okay. Okay. Scientifically, Tyler is going to live forever. Yeah, we've decided. Yeah. Right. Yeah. 'Cause you got her cloned. Mm-hmm. I don't know if Brittany or Meghan have fur babies. Here's a clue. You asked me yesterday morning. And I answered. I asked you what? If I had an animal. I think you have me confused with somebody. I don't. That says a lot. And I will reveal why in, in a moment, but first I'm gonna let you guess. See if you can- I remem- … think back to yesterday morning … well, now that you mention it, I do remember- Your memory is going somewhere … yesterday morning. Sometimes I'll ask people questions just to be friendly, Brittany. You weren't. There was a reason. Oh, there was a reason. There was a reason. Yeah. You were not being friendly. Oh. I wanted to know if you had a pet, and I wasn't… And I actually wanted to know. It was contextually relevant I actually wanted to know? Well, I won't go that far to say you actually wanted to know, but there was a reason. Would you like me to tell you? She do- she doesn't have any pets. I wanna know. She doesn't have any pets. It's because Jenna had her cat in, and I was very excited to hold him. Yes. Yes. And you said, "Do you have a cat?" Oh. 'Cause I was so excited, and I said, "I do," but I didn't have her when she was a kitten. Oh, I remember you saying that, but then- In one ear, out the other but right after that, Amy got scratched in the face by Jenna's cat. Yeah. Oh, y'all should have seen it. And that made me forget anything about what you said- It was wild … 'cause I was concerned about Amy's face. H- how are you doing today? And that's usually what happens after I speak, and that's why you don't remember most of it. You may have contracted toxoplasmosis. Yeah. Oh. Sporked. I don't know what that is. She get that treatment. Well, it's gonna make you a little bit more aggressive. Well, yeah. But- She, she, like, she has a cat, too, so she probably already has one. As I pointed out, though, Amy, it was your fault She's holding the cat like this, and the cat's just like… All right, Brittany does, Brittany does, n- never had a kitten. But the next person is a member of all of the following programs: REI co-op member, HOKA member, Salt & Straw loyalty program, In-Kind Restaurants, Sweetgreen, Sidecar Donuts, AMC A-List, Chipotle, Sprouts, and Ralphs. Brittany. This is Brittany. Why would you say that? Up, up one wall and down the other. Yeah. Well, Meghan has on HOKAs right now. Oh. So does Brittany. Oh. But Brit- Brittany is a reward hoarder. Yeah, she is. She is. She is. She does that kind of stuff. Listen, it, listen, she- Yeah, yeah. I, yeah, I'm glad he put a der on there. Yeah. Yeah. We were a little confused there back here. Right there went cut. You said, "She's a rewards hoarder." And I said, "I'm glad you put a der on it." We gotta help you. Yeah. Just gonna finish that word, Rhett. If you ever see me- And this makes up for me, uh, not retaining information about you. Yeah. You- Because I have other information that I know about you. Yeah, it's that you think I'm cheap. That's right. That's what you think I am. Uh, yeah, I've been told that you're a cheapskate. Not how I describe it. It's a good trait. It's a good trait. Okay. Brittany's gonna be on Reddit later. Candle Delirium. I am a rewards member of Candle Delirium. It's a great candle store, and they give you points. This is not a store. The… Not only is this a decoy, you made up a store. Could be Lucas. You think? It, I mean- I know all the candle stores. You've got- Yankee … Yankee Doodle. Yankee Candle. And then you've got the fancy French one. Uh, Jessie likes that one. Uh, Le Roche, Roche Posay. What is it called? It's called uh, uh huh huh. Diptyque? Le Roche. Diptyque. Yes. Diptyque. Yes, Diptyque. Uh, Candle Delirium is not one. Lava. Nobody. Have you seen that new one? It's not a candle place, but it's a soap place, and it's called, like, Lush or something like that. Yeah. That's not new at all. That's been around for a very long time. Is it, like- It's so not new. You're like, you're, like, so embarrassed for me. That is not- It's been around for so long. I'm just finding out that you've never bought a present for a woman ever. Or, like, went to the mall. No, I do. I do. I do. I don't know what it is either. Lush? It's, like, it's a r- it feels like a really, like, Gen Z soap place. It's very Millennial. Oh my God. It's not niche. It's not new. It's not trendy. It's, like, the Skechers of- It's the Skechers of soap … oh, hey, I like it. It's the place you go when you don't know what to get somebody, and they're always gonna love it, but it's not- It smells great in there … very unique. Yeah. I just have such sensitive skin, I can't use any of it Sorry, I'm gonna go to Candle Delirium. Okay, uh- So we're not giving that to anybody. I think we should give- Taco Bell's the decoy. Taco- No, Candle Delirium. Meghan likes Taco Bell. I just, I can just- Candle Delirium is the Taco- I can just feel it. Well, I get the decoy. You are the decoy. Why am I the decoy? And this is the decoy. That's honestly- 'Cause we just wanted you here for your charm. Okay. That's all you had to say, boys. I'll sit up straighter for the rest of this. Okay, let's start w- uh, let's start over here. You taking Tyler to the day spa? No. Ah. I told you. Hey, well, you didn't say nothing. Mostly because this place does not exist. The Burbank Pet and Groom- I do take her to get groomed doesn't… So Candle Delirium does? Oh, crap. We are in a bind. We're in trouble. But Brittany's gonna rescue us because I know it. That's you all day. Yeah. All day. This is just a few of the loyalty programs I'm a part of. I couldn't give the whole list. Yeah. Well, once you start adding Ralph's and Sprouts in, I technically, I mean, I use Jessie's phone number for all of that. There you go. So technically she's a member of them, but I am by default. I'm a REI Co-op member. And I am that, too. Yeah, I'll see you there. They're a great co-op. Uh, Salt and Straw, so, like, if you eat enough ice cream, you just get a free ice cream. Mm-hmm. That's, that's- Easy. The problem is knowing where to hide your punch card. It's not a punch card. They're all apps on your phone now. Oh. Or just a barcode on your phone. Brittany, wasn't there a thing where you, like, collected enough egg cartons and you got a free hat? Yeah. I remember that. I do. With the help of my neighbors. That is amazing. Who wanted egg cartons? A person who makes hats. Somebody from the hat company. We, we actually went over it on this very show. This was my Vital Farms egg hat. I wore it. Oh. And I showed you guys. Yeah. With the help of my neighbors, I saved a bunch of little things, and I got a hat that says Birdwatchers Unite. D- w- why do you expect me to remember everything? How about anything? Good question. Why do you expect me to remember anything? Every interaction we have means a lot to me, and so I'm expecting that to mean something to you. Aw. How does that make you feel? Wow. How's that shirt that I liked that you wore? I still have it. I could wear it. Same here. Although you didn't like it- I remembered that you didn't like it once I told you how I got it. Yeah, you said one- What background fights these two… You literally said when she found out she got it by arcade tickets that it kinda lost its sheen a little bit. So all of these are apps, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Apps or just, you know, sign-up programs. Sidecar Doughnuts. I haven't been there. Oh, it, you would love it. Yeah? You ate on the show, but it's so good. Is it one in Pasadena? Yes. Next to the, uh- Hall & Rays … Hall & Rays. Yeah, if you wanna die, go have a Hall & Rays sandwich. And then doughnuts? And then a Sidecar doughnut. It'll be the best day of your life, and then you will drop dead. Oh, yes. And then go to Shake Shack. You gotta do it. Yeah. Which is right there. Oof. Yeah. I mean, that w- that's, that's like- … a, our version of a pub crawl. Yeah. Mm. Shake Shack, Sidecar Doughnuts, and they have, like, all of the doughnuts that, like, um- Like fancy-schmancy or, like, really creative donuts? Yeah, pretty creative. They do really good cake donuts, which I don't normally like, but are so good. Mm. Okay. Okay. All right, so this is you. We got that right. Candle Delirium. Say it like you mean it. It's Taco Bell, man. Candle Delirium is me, actually. I told you. Oh. You guys mistakenly, uh, uh, did something good for the world by telling them about Candle Delirium, which is a store on Santa Monica Boulevard, I think. Or is it an avenue? I don't know. But it's a, a, it's a great candle shop. It's got all sorts of different candles. It's really big. It's more candles than you've ever heard of in your lifetime. The owners are cool. They actually have a reward program where I've multiple times gotten rewarded, um, with candles. Would you believe it? They got matches. They got lighters. They got, uh, incense. Is it just there? Is it not a chain? It's just- No, it's just this, this one store. It's an old, uh, West H- West Hollywood staple. Candle Delirium. Candle Delirium, and it's … I go to it every time I wanna get somebody a little treat. Okay. Or myself. I don't know. So do you have a lot of candles in your house? A lot of candles in my house. And you burn them? Or do you save them and never use them? I like to look at them. Hm. You do? No, I burn them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You cut them with your knives. Yeah, I c- I cut them with my knives, yeah. Bring … It's all about knives for me. No, on a peaceful night, I like to sit with a candle- In a bathtub … in a bathtub. Rose petals on the s- circling the water. You might be getting water just in the bathtub. Candle. Holding my AR-15. Hold on. Worried about when the government's gonna come knocking. It's a normal kind of Friday. Thank you. Yeah, right. Okay, yeah. With my two cats. Well, it's, it's his charm. Fuck it if you want. I told you why we invited him. Yeah. I, I mean, I wish my wife was a lawyer so I could say anything I wanted. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I'm protected. You can't come after me. Okay. Se- secondhand smoke, though. You need to think about that. What, of the candles? Yes. I mean, that's the least that my cats have to worry about. Uh- Fumes of, like, burning. Speaking of cats. This isn't mine. Had nothing to do with that? Your Taco Bell, and we, we got it. I've only had Taco Bell, like, two times in two years. So it was Sierra. Oh. Yes. Sierra, you are- Okay, Sierra, what, what's- you're a fiend. Um, I, did I do the math right on this? Um, unfortunately, yeah. Wow. Um, these are … They've been redeemed. These are not unredeemed. Okay. It's been many years. It's me and my husband. Okay. Shared app. It's 'cause you're a vegetarian, right? I am, and they have the best, um, vegetarian fast food. And we have- The bean burrito? Huh. Um, I get, thank you for asking, the Beefy Five Layer Burrito without- No beef … the beef, but add black beans. Oh. Oh, yeah, 'cause they'll, it has the black beans. So you still got five layers. Yeah, yeah. And then I like the Spicy Potato Soft Taco, um, the cinnamon twists, and a Baja Blast. It's solid. I, uh, people who… I, I just, it's solid. Taco Bell's solid. Taco Bell is the best vegetarian fast food place. And it's very customizable, so you can make- Yep. Mm. You can add- Yeah, 'cause it's- … anything … 'cause it's all the same stuff. And I live- … to my credit, two blocks away. Okay. Mm. Don't dox me. Yep, we will give you that credit. Sierra lives close to a Taco Bell. Yes. Yeah. I walk to it. That's great. I, I want to promise Brittany that I will never forget that about you. Okay. I mean, I'm a little disappointed you didn't know that she likes Taco Bell. That is one of her defining personality traits. Well, we know that now. And I, that's why I got, brought Baja Blast to the office. Baja Blast. Yeah. For the Will It tournament- Which you remember … many ago. Oh, yes. Which you- We just gotta start paying attention. Yeah. It was a long time ago. Okay. Um, Meghan. Yeah. You're, you're a, uh, nothing. I'm a nothing. Nothing. Bernie, Bernie said my submission was too sad, so. Okay. Well, now we gotta know. Here we go. A lot of credit card debt. Oh. But she's also the only one out there who's not married. Right. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's brave. Yeah. Nobody asked for that. And maybe you need to go to Taco Bell more. Oh. Yeah. Love. Yeah. Ow. I think he was saying that as a good thing. I think he was saying you're the only one who's happy. Was he? Wow. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. And then that's a commentary on Matt's relationship. Oh. Oh, no. Okay. Oh. Wait, wait, do we cut? I don't know. We may never know. Check out the Summer of Society playlist in a new Behind the Mythicality now, only on the Mythical Society. Oh. Don't, don't, don't look at that, Abby. Let them be. I'm so happy.