Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: TRWanLKrByg
Episode Number: 3095
Transcript
Can we name 100 men? Welcome to Good Mythical More. In the past, we named 100 women. Yeah, we did. We were right here on this board. And we were, we were really good at it. We're really good at it. It was so, it was so easy. People were impressed by- It was so fun … how many women we knew. How fat we did. How quickly we did it. How good our handwriting was. Mm-hmm. And, uh, it was- And how good of a mood we stayed in because we were so good at it. 'Cause we love thinking about women. Yeah, we do. Now you're giving us this task that we're not even excited about, having to name 100 men. Yeah. And, um, I, I- Just because we're men. Yeah, I mean, we could, we could write ourselves. Now you have to be, like, public figures, right? Oh, you consider yourself a public figure? Is that what you put on Instagram? Yeah, I'm a public figure. Um. Right? They have to be- Yeah, people were saying, "Why didn't you say, like, your wives and your mom?" Well, because the, the… We said at the beginning that you couldn't do that. Yeah. They have to be people that you know in that way. They, they didn't fit the criteria. Um- Not that it's easier to name men, but maybe we should add some stipulations. Let's say no athletes, no actors, no musicians. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You just named three. No athletes, no actors, no musicians? Yeah, yeah. All right. There's a lot of men out there. All right. I'll also add no models. Okay. Um, let's just also no models. No models. Like, we can't put Tyrese up there. All right. Okay. So let's just start- 'Cause he's a musician and a model … yeah, let's start with, uh- Yeah, double. We can't put them up there twice. Let's do all the Stevens. So we got King, we got- No models … we got we got- What a beautiful man. We got Hawkins. Is it Hawking or Hawking? Does cocaine make you ugly? Hawking. Hawking. In a way it does, right? Hawking? Yeah. That says Hawking. Stephen King. Stephen King, Stephen Hawk- Stephen Hawking, Steven- Steven Soderbergh. The director? Yeah. He's not an actor. Steve… I don't know how to spell, and I can't write … Steve Irwin. Now he's not alive, we know. But he's also not, he's not, he's not an actor. No. He's, he plays himself. He's a zookeeper. Yeah. He wa- he was a zookeeper. Steven, um, Stephen Colbert is not an actor. Okay. Do, do- Do you have… I mean, he's probably acted at some point. Okay. We won't put him. We won't do that. We don't, we don't need to stretch. We, we- We're only at number six. Yeah, yeah. We only- Five … and we've only done Stevens. S- S- Steve. What about that guy who, Stephen who talks about athletes on ESPN? A. Smith. Stephen A. Smith. What about, um, Bobs? Oh, you wanna move to Bobs? I feel like we should move to Bob Barker. Okay. Oh, g- yeah, Bob Barker. And we're gonna conclude, this is, uh, Bob Barker, the TV host, and then Bob Barker, the owner of, um, the facility in Fuquay that sells prison equipment. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's not, that's not, that's a- He- that's a local- Oh … figure, not a public figure. He's, he's big in that system though. Dude, we, I don't wanna look desperate. No, no, I mean, just saying, he's, I mean, he, oh, he's a, he's big. He's nationwide. Well, but he's a- He's nationwide. He's a, he's a businessman. He, he's on trucks. No. Uh-uh. He's on trucks. No. Uh-uh. He's another Bob. Can't, no, can't do it. Can't do it. There is another Bob Barker, just so you know. He's right about it. Okay. The builder. God. No, not real. It's gotta be a real person. He's not real? Not… Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Well, why you, why do we start with names but… That's, I think that's all the Bobs I c- I got. One. No, hold, hold on. Hope. Oh, he was an actor. Uh, Robert… What about the guy who got caught by saying that he killed people in his own, uh, documentary? Durst. Robert Durst. Yes. Why are we… B- Bob Durst. Let's just put some- Oh. Let's put- John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut off. And he got famous for it. He's not a, he, he's not, he's a, he's not a Bob, he's a Bobbit. Yeah. Not anymore he's not. Okay. This is gonna be hard. This is harder, this, this is harder than the women. It's harder to name men than women. It, but look at how important these men are. We're already the, um- Let's go categories too. Um, what about, what about chefs? Yes. Bobby Flay. Yeah, he's a Bob. Um, we can put, we can put our own Mythical Chef Josh up there. Not an actor. Can we do that? Never seen him act. He's so authentic. Fictional figure. Emeril? Emeril? I don't think there's a D on it. Emeril. You put a D on it. - No Emerald? It's Emeril Lagasse. Emerald. Put a D on it. Uh, other chefs Why did I say… I don't know chefs Other chefs Um, the guy who has the quick pick-up at the airport The quick pick-up? Wolfgang Puck Okay, yeah I know chefs because I'm forced to eat their food at airports Okay. Um, how about famous fishermen? Uh, Bob Dance. Bill Dance Bill Dance I know you may not know who that is, but we do, and he's famous to us And he's got great clips on YouTube of him, like- Yeah, look those up Bill Dance bloopers keep you fu- keep you occupied all night Keep you… It'll keep you fun Keep you fun Name another fisherman Uh, Peter from the Bible? Okay, you want to name all the, uh, all the disciples? Yeah, let's go with the disciples I don't think we can do this Because we don't know if they're real? Well, I didn't say that. Peter- Peter, John John Uh Barnabas Barnabas. No, Barnabas was with Paul, man. Let's not… I know, but he- he- he is We didn't put Paul- We're gonna just name a bunch of Bible guys We're going with the Bible guys Bible guys? Okay. All right. Paul. But hold on, can't we name the 13 disciples? Matthew, Matthew Jesus Mark, Luke, John, Peter Acts There's a D- there's James of Zebedee. There's James, the brother of Jesus Uh- You don't wanna put Jesus- Did you say Bartholomew? I said Jesus. There's a Bartholomew and you said Jesus. I mean, we, can we name 100 Bible characters? Hey- That's another day … Jesus, Buddha. All right, that's, that's it. Muhammad. Um- Siddhartha. That is Buddha, isn't it? Oh, that's just how I talk to him. So I call him Sid. Uh, Joseph Smith. Okay, fine. Joseph Smith, yeah. We're go- we're going down the religious path. Jim Jones. Men and their religions, boy. Jim Jones, the guy that poisoned everybody. All right, Charles Manson. Yeah. You see how quickly we went from Jesus to Charles Manson? That is disturbing. What does that tell you? Okay, uh- That is disturbing. Can you read that? Um, what about, what about, uh, David Koresh? Hey, there you go. Thought he was Jesus. David Blaine. Yeah, good sense of humor on that guy. Carney. Yeah. David Copperfield. Magicians are not actors? Criss Angel. With a K. It's with a K, though. Oh, it is? And no H And no H. I mean, give the man the respect that he's due. No H. You think it's a s- it's C- C-R-I-S … C-R-I-S? S. C-R-S-S-S? All right. No way. All right. Criss Angel? Davin knows that. Can w- you wanna go back to game show hosts? Pat Sajak. Um… Uh, who, who's the, uh, Love Connection guy? Chuck Woolery. What about, um- Drew Carey. Let's have some fun- Well, he was kind of an actor, though. Yeah, he was kind of an actor. Oh, on The Drew Carey Show? Yeah. God, oh, gosh, we're not even halfway. This is hard. This is hard, man. Um. Astronauts. All right. Neil Armstrong. Yeah. Buzz Aldrin. Buzz Armstrong and Neil- Neil Aldrin Or this one too Uh, there's another one What about the one who's a- There's another one The one who's a politician now Uh- His wife got shot in the face Y- yeah. The husband, uh, his name- Mark Kelly How do I know that dude? M- we can go with more astronauts if we got 'em. But I don't think we do. I don't think we do. We can go with politicians, but what a downer. Yeah, let's- Let's just go with, um, funny looking politicians. Like, um, what's that, what's that guy, Mitch? Okay. Well, Mitch McConnell. What about the Mormon guy who's like, he, he c- he's wholesome, but he kinda downplays it, and maybe one day he could've been president. Mitt Romney? Mitt Romney. That's who I was thinking of when I said Mitch, honestly. Should we go through all the Mitts? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um… Mitchell. Mitt, Mitchell. Mitchell. What about some YouTubers that aren't actors? Mitchell Davis Mitchell Davis Y'all remember Mitchell Davis? We love some Mitchell Davis. What a creative guy. There he is, right there. Very funny, too. People say, "Bring back Jenna Marbles." No, bring back Mitchell Davis. All right? Jenna, Jenna Marbles ain't coming back, y'all. I mean, I want her to, but I don't think she is. I, it's not that we don't want her to, it's just that I respect whatever she's doing. Uh, Jenna Marbles' husband, Julien. Julien Marbles. So w- we know two YouTubers. We do. We don't need … Yeah, if we start going into- Yeah, we don't need- … our YouTuber knowledge, we will be exposed so fast. And some of them act, it's just that they shouldn't have. You know? That's true. And you're, you're looking at a couple of them. Yeah. No. Um. Um. God, we need another category of, of, of- Just people. Uh- What about famous doctors? Yeah. Phil. Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Dr., uh, Jerry Springer. Um, Phil Donahue We're old. Who would've thought that Phil Donahue would- Well, I think Sally Jessy Raphael made it onto our women's list. Yeah, I hope she did. Um, what about M- criminals. We kinda, we did Char- Let's, let's stick with criminals … Char- we did Charles Manson … men are good at being criminals We did Charles Manson, but we've got people who've been famous for doing, like you got, uh, uh, who k- who, who ate the people? Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer, yeah. Your glasses. Your old glasses. Jeffrey Dahmer. Um. Richard Rodriguez. Was that his name? Yeah. I don't- Richard Ramirez Richard Ramirez, Robert- Golden, Golden State Killer? Is that Richard Ramirez? Yeah. Okay. I th- Well, Robert Rodriguez. He's a filmmaker. He's, he's a director. He's not an actor. Yeah, let's go with a director. He's just a director. Um, Christopher Nolan. No business acting. Richard Ramirez was the Night Stalker. Night Stalker. Uh, you wanna go directors? Let's go with directors and, and, um- We got Taran- … rule breakers … we got Tarantino. Okay. We got Wes Anderson You hit Soderbergh early. Soderbergh was number three. How did that happen? I don't even know. 'Cause we can g- w- let's keep going with directors. This is gonna be We got Scorsese. Why don't I know any directors? We got Spielberg. Um, what about the guy with the explosions? Uh, we got, um, Co- uh, Francis Ford Coppola. The guy with the explosions. Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Um, let's see. Who directed Matthew McConaughey in something? That, that … I'm trying to- That's an, that's an interesting question This is how I'm coming up with men now. That's an interesting question. Men connected to… Well, just think of a, think of a, a, a movie that you, you really like. Um, the Marlboro Man. Ma- oh, sh- it's a model. I'm sitting here all thinking male models. Already thinking of models. Oh, y- you, and when, once I get past 60, you can start writing. What's the, um, what was the other thing we said? Uh, scientists. Scientists. Neil Tyson. Okay. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Who, who, um, other scientists? Edison. Yeah. And, uh, Ben Franklin. Well, he's more than just a scientist. Tesla. Nikolai Tesla. Okay, you take over. Uh, Ni- My arm's hurting. Nikolai Tesla, Nikolai Valuev. Wrestlers. Oh, wrestlers. That's for you, Carney. Is that his offic- his real name? He never- Are those athl- those are kind of athletes and actors, I'd say. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's the, uh, uh- And then there's, oh, my gosh Carney, you can't go. Now, see, I think we were done with the women by now, just, just so you know, I think. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I just think we g- we just think a lot, we think about women a lot. What about writers? Can I throw that out there? Um- Well, we started with Stephen King. Stephen King. And then you stopped. Yep. John Steinbeck. Steinbeck? Um, Homer. Homer, the author. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, not the yellow guy. Not the yellow guy. Okay. I'm not gonna go with authors much further. Uh- What about bald men? Bald men. That aren't actors. That's not a good way to do this. We need to have a non-actor category. We don't have any other authors? What, come on, what's the guy, uh, who wrote The Firm? John Grisham. Grisham. We got Grisham. We got, is it Kerouac? That's the guy, the guy from, uh, Northern California guy. Um … Kerouac. Um, what's the journalist's name from, uh, Fear and Loathing that Johnny Depp played? Uh, Hunter S. Thompson. And then you've got, uh- I can think of people, and then you can name- Who's the guy that, who, who's the guy who wrote all about, like, the running of the bulls? That guy who was, like, a crazy author back in the day. Uh, uh, Hemingway Uh, who wrote about, like, walking through the woods a lot? Walt Whitman. And Bill Bryson. He did that too? He has a book called A Walk in the Woods. I just r- about the Appalachian Trail. He's, he's, he's, he's a big travel writer, writer. Is he? He's big. He's big. Oh, travel- He's modern. Yeah … Bill who? Bill Bryson. He's great. Very, very funny. Bill Bryson. What about, um, uh, the travel guy Rick Steves? Rick Steves! Oh, he's, should be in the Steves. Yep. Well. Rick Steves. Any other travel guys? Let's go… I mean, we can stick with, uh, things that have been written by men. Well, the Bible. That, yeah, that's- Yeah, we kinda covered that. Uh… Oh, gosh. We have about three more minutes to get through this. Oh, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Um, what about men with, uh, traditionally women's names, like Stacy- You know a man named Stacy? A famous man who's- Yeah, but is I think an athlete. Stacy? Stacy McGrady? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Stacy McGrady. It's Tracy McGrady. It's funny. Ashley Uh, we need to go back to categories. Yeah, that, that's not… What about, uh, we, we, we ge- didn't go very far into the s- into scientists. Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin Um Any famous landscapers? I'm sure. Maybe not nationally known, though. Sculptors. Scott of Scott's Lawn Care. Michael… I mean, he, I had to, he had to get there somehow. Michelangelo. Donatello. Donatello. Not the… We're not talking about the turtles. Leonardo and Raphael. Da Vinci and what's Raphael's last name? I think he just, I think he's just like Prince. Oh, really? Yeah. I think it's just like Raphael. Raphael was a one name dude? He's a moniker? I think so. So is that all the turtles? That's all the turtles. Uh, Botticelli. Not a turtle, but- Isn't he, isn't he a singer? No. He's not Pavarotti. Botticelli. Botticelli, he's a painter. Uh, Shredder. Shredder and Splinter. What is the, uh, what, what's the, what's the thing that that guy painted, um, s- Starry Night? Uh, that's, uh- Rhe- That's not Monet, is it? Oh, Monet is a guy. Is Monet Starry Night? Did he lose a finger? No. No. Van Gogh? Van Gogh is Starry Night. Van Gogh. Van Gogh. We went to Harnett Central High School. Public education in the late '90s, and that is often exposed in moments like this. And then we've just been YouTubers ever since. Yeah. So just, just so you, just so you know. With engineering degrees. Just so you know. T- Tim… The Tool Man. You explored a very fruitful category with women. Do you want me to help you with that? Yes. Royals. Royals. Prince- There's probably, like, 12 Henrys you could just jot down right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We got… There's at least eight Henrys. Yeah. Just do eight Henrys real quick. We're seriously doing one- Yeah, I mean, it's, uh, it works, you know? … two, three- People have clicked away already anyway … four, five, six, seven, eight. And then you got popes. And you got a couple of Pope Johns. You got a few Pope Leos, 'cause I think Pope Leo is, like, the third now, right? Or maybe. I don't know. Let's just go, we got, we got popes. I feel like, I feel like we can do this without- Okay. All right. Okay. Okay … going to Popetown. We don't have to go to Popetown. Let's just do people who are famous for- Something dumb … something dumb. Just being an idiot guy. But- Yeah … beside John Wayne Bobbitt. Right, that kinda thing. Yeah. Uh, I mean, yeah, men do a lot of dumb things. Jenna keeps a list in her purse, don't you? Just idiot men. Oh, idiot men. Idiot men? Yeah. No, just, uh- Men to, just men to laugh at. It's a notes in my ass. We've really hit a wall here, you know? 'Cause it's just, we don't spend a lot of time thinking about men. Um, Sinbad the Sailor. Who did the, who… Johnny Appleseed. His last name was- Johnny- … wasn't Appleseed … Johnny Appleseed. His last name is, is, uh, was, uh, Michael Crichton. Hold on. This is a good category. Davy Crockett, Johnny Appleseed. Uh, I'm gonna say Michael Crichton 'cause that's- Well, just write Johnny Appleseed I just… Johnny Appleseed, Appleseed. He was a real guy. He planted all the apples. Okay. All right. He had a real name, though, and it wasn't Johnny Appleseed. Yeah. But, i- but, you know. Good enough? It's good enough. Okay. Johnny Tommy. Uh, Davy Crockett, Daniel Boone. Lewis and Clark. Lewis and Clark. Like, guys with raccoon hats. That's where we're at right now. Yeah. Okay? Keep going. What else we got? Um, what about, uh, Abraham Lincoln? He probably wore one. From time to time. Famously wore a different type of hat. Yeah. Men with hats. We're gonna get there. Men famous for their hats. Okay, this is good. Churchill. Yeah. All right. Okay. Oh. Napoleon. Famous hat Napoleon Who's the, who's the most famous cowboy? Um, uh- What's that museum over there that- Majestic, uh- What's the museum over there? Gene Autry, but he's a singer and an actor. He's not an actual cowboy. That's the Gene Autry Museum? Yeah. Wow. And then there's Will Rogers- There's nobody who's just famous- but he's an actor … for being a cowboy? Curly from, uh, from the movie. I mean, uh, Quick Draw McGraw. City Slickers, Curly. Well, I know, but what are the, what, what are some real cowboys, people- Oh, oh, oh, uh- Like in Tombstone. Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid. Bonnie and Clyde, but just Clyde. Just Clyde. Men who hung onto women. Just Clyde. Yeah. Uh, so I guess that would be Sonny without Cher. Singer. He's a singer. Oh, God, how obvious. Get, get, get rid of him. He died in a skiing accident. Yeah, I don't even know if he died immediately. I wasn't there. What are the other… Who, who did Kurt Russell and, um, play in Tombstone? And who did, uh- Doc, uh- Doc Holliday … Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp. There we go. Men. Men. They've been given such a chance. There they are. This is all that they've done. Yep. All right. Let's give, let's give women a turn. Yeah. The best among us, Dr. Phil. There's a lot that goes into each and every episode of Good Mythical Morning. We have an incredible crew that puts a lot of hard work into each episode. And you can see their process- We also work hard, but … Yeah. You can see the behind the Mythicality process over on the Mythical Society. Yeah. I mean, I think maybe they work harder and I find out when I watch them too. That's right