Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: fpKpx7bsKSI
Episode Number: 3098
Transcript
What's the best dog carrier? Welcome to Good Mythical More, and welcome Sean. And welcome Jade. Jade is having some tummy issues because she's an old lady. Well, how is it, how do those manifest? Mm, you don't wanna know. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's the little- Don't tell me. I'm just g- I don't wanna know. It's a little- You were right. Okay. All right. But she's okay. She's so composed. Speaking of composure. She's composed. Sean, the thing is, is that like- He seems composed … here, here's the thing about Sean. As he just goes around our home, he doesn't go around with this open mouth, tongue out. Like, we c- he's so excited to be here that he just g- he immediately starts panting. He only does that for us? Yeah, he, this is his internet face. Okay. He knows what's up. It's his internet face. He knows what you like. And, uh, we carry him around a lot. Yeah. But, um, the crew has acquired some interesting dog carriers. We're gonna test those out here and s- Are you bored already? I'm sorry. Hey, you're gonna have to be calm. I forgive you. You're gonna have to be calm. Um, let, let's get - You're gonna have to be calm … the first carrier out here. Okay, so this one - You're gonna have to be calm … I'm gonna give this one to you because I'm wearing black, and you can't really see it on my shirt. Okay. So what are we gonna do with Sean in the meantime? Well, I don't wanna hold him. Okay. Well, let's set him here and just see what happens. He, he's bit me before. I mean … He's not biting lately. Sean. He's not biting lately. So … No, no, no, no, no. Put it in the front. Oh, the front? Chase said this was like a Baby Bjorn type thing. Okay, yeah, Blaine, feel free. He might bite you, but- That one is called a front harness, if that gives you any hint. Oh, okay, okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go. All right And what about that? Hold on. No, no, no. Do, do this, um, what? Oh, and you- Un- undo it … you unzip it. Maybe sit down. Maybe sit down. Sit down, yeah. Get it, get it my altitude. And then this thing here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then look, over here it flaps. It flaps open. Okay. Okay. Oh, look. Now put it on the table. Yeah, lean forward. You, you lean forward. Yeah. But look, there's a, there's a tail hole. Oh, there's a tail hole. I'm gonna pull, I'm gonna pull his tail. Is that a… That's a foot, though. Yeah. Put his- I was like, "That is a hard tail." Put his foot in the foot hole. All right. All right. I'm gonna put his tail through the tail hole, which sometimes if, when I was… Oh, I've got him stu- his fur is stuck. Now, why- Do you need some scissors? Now, why'd you do that? I didn't do it. If he can cut it. Here we go. Oh, all right. He doesn't seem to care. So I'm gonna push his tail. Mm-hmm. When I was little and, uh, I, I copped an attitude with my mom, she would say, "Don't be a tail hole." Okay. Focus, Link. Focus. Okay. Where's the freaking hole? Okay. I've got the tail. I wanna focus more on the feet. I've got the tail through the tail hole, and look, there's four holes for the feet, and that's for you to, that's for you to- Well, no, no. I, I need you to do the bottom feet, 'cause it, I, I, I can't because of my- Just, just make sure he doesn't bite me. He's not gonna bite you. He's, he, he, he won't bite you. He won't bite you. Okay. He doesn't look like- You don't have a hat on and you're not trying to hug me. But- Those, those are the things that really send him over the edge. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh, it looks like he has, looks like he has underwear on. Okay. Okay. So now- And then- Velcro that. Now, the zipper is gonna be a bit of a problem. Well, let's just Velcro them. Let's just- No, no, no. I got my hand in there. I got, I got my hand in there. No, put your hand in through that hole. Who, me or Sean? Hold him up. But look, to, the zipper's, the zipper is gonna get caught in the fur. Yeah. You, this is w- if you have a, a hairless dog, that's what this is for. And then keep it on the shoulders. Okay. And now walk i- walk, walk, walk around. Carry, carry him. Okay. And this, this has come un- undone. You sh- it should be hands-free. It will be as soon as I… He has so much hair. He's so fluffy. Okay. Okay. There we go. There we go. Now listen, I can't help but notice that his tail's coming out of his leg hole. What? Hold on. All, all that work. Hold on a second. All that work and you missed the tail hole, you tail hole. No, the tail hole is back here. Don't, I… Now he's gonna bite you. If you start really going, d- it ju- he's fine. He's got a little short tail. No, no, but the tail needs to go through the tail hole. He doesn't… I think- Don't be a tail hole. Okay, you're good. You're still doing great. You're still doing great. Okay. My thumb just went up his anus. I give up. Okay. You're doing great. Oh, come on. Okay. Look at him. He's happy. He looks good, though. He does look- He's happy … well, that's just the face he makes when he's sad. We're gonna, we're gonna go to the track. The track. We're going to the track. And what, is that another appendage? Ugh. Look at him. He looks good from every angle. He doesn't, he's not phased at all. No, I think he likes it. I, I could see you going to, like, a, um, flea market or something. Yeah, farmer's market. You can't go to a farmer's market with a dog. Oh, watch me. All right. G- give me one, please. Okay. Okay. Well, how does… How does this- I think that this is more of a sling. This looks like it goes on the back. I think if you just put that on and then you just sling her in there. So- You know, I feel like this one's- Maybe this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we- This one feels easy And what is this? Oh, Jade, look. Get in there. What is that? Jade, check it out. Get in there, Jade. Jade- You're gonna make her just get in there? Get in there. How about, how about we pick her up and put her in there? Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. So if I take this part of Jade. Is there a tail hole in this one? Get the t- get that leg in there. Get that tail in there. Oh, yeah. This, this right here. That's nice. It's much easier than this one. His, her leg is not in the right place. Hold on. Okay, she- Oh, yeah, bite him. She bited me. Bite him. Bite him. Bite him. I brush her teeth every night, and, um- I thought she was- She hates, she hates that. You brush her teeth every night? I'm trying to. I've done it the past two nights. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. We give her a lot of Coca-Cola, so you might wanna do a little extra tonight. Yeah, right. Look at us. Let's go to the track. 'Cause what I can do, I think… 'Cause, 'cause that centers in the back, right? Yeah. And then it's soft. I do like that. Are you ready to get out, bud? I feel like s- I feel like she's turning the wrong direction, don't you? I think that the carrier might be inverted. Like, there's supposed to be a little bit of an elastic part that's supposed to be on the outside. The carrier is inverted? So do that? Yeah, that's what it looks like on the, on the webpage. Oh, God. He's ready to go. Okay. So what you're saying is all of this stuff- Sean, just stay up there … goes on the outside? Just stay up there for the duration, man. Or at least the part that was fa- like, a- against your chest- Thank you. Thank you … was supposed to be facing out to the world. Okay. All right. Okay. Uh, we've been working on Sean's comedic timing. It's really, it's showing. Okay, what's the next one? I kinda see what you're saying Oh. This, oh, man, yeah, I hope you- I'm gonna- … that, that water bottle. I'm gonna put Jade this way in this thing. Okay. Oh, this is like … Oh, yeah, this is gonna be great, 'cause he's gonna be ha- free hanging- in this. He's gonna be completely free hanging. I'm gonna put him in this, and then I'll bring him through. Okay? This is not right. Jonathan, you can come and- It's not- … just hold him. Yeah, that doesn't look better. I'm sorry. Okay, so let's just- She trusts me so much … stand. This is, I mean, this is how I hold her when I carry her up the stairs every day. Yeah. And carry her down the stairs. The legs are in. I think- I think, uh- He's like, "I'm-" Why are you over there? Do that over here. No, because I want, I wanna, I wanna do a situation- You wanna come out with a reveal? … and then I wanna reveal him, you know? I wanna do this professional. I don't, I still don't understand how this- Is it, is it- I don't understand. What is there to understand? Oh, that. That? Yeah, that's what I said. What is it? This, this goes around back. That's not what it looks like in the page. But this thing? Yeah. Okay, there we go. It looks worse, but I think that's how it's designed. And then this, and then I'm gonna figure out what's happening here. It kinda looks like a, like a swimsuit. Let's try this again Yeah, Jade. She trusts me. She's the only one that trusts me 'Cause I carry her up the stairs every day. That's pretty good. Look at that. Now you can, like, use the elastic part on the front to make her more secure. Like, bring it up to under her, her- Ah, yeah. Like Underoos. Yes. Okay. And now, Jasper's the one who would like this because Jasper likes to lay on his back. Oh, no . Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God You could attach him to a, to a hot air balloon. He's a purse. I was thinking he was a Christmas ornament. Look, it's Falkor He seems to love it. It's a sling- And I think I could put it over my shoulder. Oh yeah, sling it, sling it over. And then it's like, how is that man holding his dog? He's kind of … Why is this arm out? Is it? Oh, he pulled it out. He pulled it out. Okay, here it is, 'cause we want him to be secure in there. Oh, this came loose. Well, it's too tight for him. That's why we don't have that one. Oh, it's too tight. He, he's a little bit too big. Okay. The way I rewa- reward him for his comedic timing is treats, and so he gets a little too many treats. Okay. Yeah, but if you hold the thing, then he stays in the right con- configuration. Jade is, like, judging him right now. She's like … Look at her. She's like, "What is wrong with him?" And you can get onto a plane like this as well. Put some loose change in there. And it just counts as an extra bag. Okay. What else we got? What is this? Okay. What is … Oh. I wanna see if he can walk around with it. Easy Pet Life. Yeah, he's fine. Look at him. Yeah, it's just … It, it … You've basically just given handles to your dog. Yeah. It's, it, it's a harness. Just pick him up. I mean, he's not walking completely normally. No. He's doing the dingleberry walk. This thing has a hard bottom. Is it … Do you know what a Tush Baby is? A Tush Baby? No. I know what a graduation cap is. They're all the rage these days to, like, support a baby on your hip. That's basically what this is. You can take him out of that. Oh. Oh, so it's just a platform? Yeah, look at the little- Yeah, it's a platform- The little dog … but also like a, like a fanny pack. Okay, Jade, let's get you out of here. What is it? Why do we need the platform? Is the dog gonna serve drinks? Well, I don't understand how this works. I think this could be a … So then I take this. Ooh, the back support is intriguing. D- now don't … Play to the camera. You gotta, you gotta, um … Sit. Sit. Sit down. Be cute. Here, you sit here and you be cute Or not. Oh, somebody needs to be cute, here I come. Let's see. So if I take this- … and I put it over here. Oh, Jade. You just drank my water. Oh, really? Haven't you taught her better than that? You can't be drinking people's water. You can't just be drinking people's water. And then this right here, she could go in… So it's, it's like an armrest for yourself, but then you can put a dog in it. I'm gonna go this way And what is this? This is- Jade and Barbara are now both- So it doesn't run away … a decade old. Mm-hmm. Well, more than that. Maybe 11 years. It's crazy. Oh, yeah, Jade. That's it? It's just a something so, like, my arm's still, like, holding her. So they're not in something, they're on something. And then- Your dog is on something then I put If she had a real collar on, I would, I would connect this so that if she fell, then she would just, like, be hanging by a- Speaking of dogs, speaking of dogs being on something, you know, we have the veterinarian approved drugs that we give the dogs before they fly. Yeah. And, um- I like th- I like this okay have you done that yet? You give them, given them the, the Trazodone? Mm, when I've flown with them, I have not given them, uh, uh- How have they done? … Lorazepam or whatever it's called. I think Trazodone. They've done okay. Tramatone. Sean tries to get out of his carrier by biting out of it. Yeah, I- Biting through it. He got out in LAX and was just running through the terminal one time. And, um- Like this one … so we had to sedate him a little bit. I have not had to sedate the dogs, but they haven't, um, flown in ab- in over a year. Since you, since you're going home to North Carolina, your, the dogs are, um, you're, they're flying with you more. Yeah, and they're getting better at it e- every time. Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to brush Jade's teeth and Jasper's teeth every night because, um, you don't want them to get the, the, you wanna get gum disease or something. What do you mean? What do you mean? You like my hoodie? What do you mean? Why are you saying, "What do you mean?" It's just something you say. As if someone said, like, "What's up with that hoodie?" Yeah, what do you mean? My hoodie? Yeah, it's gray. I don't know about buying, like, a hoodie just to keep a dog in it because then it's an article of clothing, you know? But he seems to like this one more than all the rest. Like, he's completely settled, and he is not currently drugged. People have accused him of being drugged. I mean- But this is just who he is. If he were- So this is what you're gonna fly with now? Yeah. Well, you have to have him in a carrier. And you know what? Yeah, you … And you can't take him out of the carrier. You c- y- you're supposed to have him in the carrier. But I kinda sneak him out. And it's supposed to go completely under the seat in front of you, but then they changed the plane seats and now there's, like, this bar under there so th- but they didn't say anything to us. Also, two dogs. They limit two dogs per cabin. In the whole plane? I think maybe two first, two in coach. I don't know exactly how it works, but, like, that's why you gotta register your dogs ahead of time. You gotta register your dogs, people. I don't, uh, I don't really dig this. There's n- But it's very presentational nothing is secured. I like how presentational it is. But … Oh, this one looks like … Oh, yeah, this is what I'm talking about. I think this could be … Oh, yes. This is what we're, this is what we're thinking about. I wonder if you can h- have this one on a plane. Okay And then- This one's good … 'cause it's like, it's, I mean, I wonder if it would count as a carrier. 'Cause then what you do is you take this. They want you to have the dog in something. Some people put their dogs under the plane Yeah, that, this crowd doesn't like that. Well then… Yeah, I mean, I think- Jade, you're gonna like this … I think if, if you ha- if you have to travel with a big dog, you really don't have a choice, or else just take a train. Come here. Come here, baby. Let me put that over your head, and then we're gonna put your feet in there. I really think that she's gonna… See, Rhett did the smart thing. He went off camera- Yeah … in order to struggle. That's right. But you already know that I'm really aggressive when it comes to my dogs. And they're used to it. And my dog. And you're known for struggling on camera. Yeah. So might as well just let it happen, but… So this thing here. I, Jessie wants to get a bigger dog. Good doggo. And I'm like, "But what about the flights?" I think, I think- I mean, we can't, we can't do that. She also wants a third dog. Does this tighten in the back? That tightens, right? Mm, let me see. Tighten it. Yeah. I mean, it does, but it's not- Tighten it … it's not currently… It's so close to this other piece that it's impossible. Like, it's- How much does this one cost? 'Cause this is the one that I think that I like. This one is 25 bucks. YouDoDo pet sling carrier for small dog. Cat, puppy cross bag bag carrier. You didn't really do anything. I mean, I tightened it about as much as I can. I, it looks good. That's nice. Yeah, you did. Look at us. Look at u- look at us. Hey, farmers market. No, we don't know each other. Yeah. Just here for cantaloupes. Never seen him. I don't know who this guy is. And she likes to keep that arm out. This simulates how I actually carry her, so I think she likes this the most. He looks like he's just floating in front of me. I love it. He seems so happy and contented. Yeah, I think I'll keep this one. I, I know that she's gonna get older. That's what happens. Than, than she even is, and I think at some point I'm just gonna have to carry her on my person at all times. Oh, I thought you were gonna say something else. Well, before we put her down. Oh, God. You know? But, um- Man, gotta laugh to keep from crying, y'all, sometimes. Right. I'm definitely gonna, I'm gonna definitely gonna carry her around all, all times, like 24 hours a day when she's on her last leg, but she's doing good. I walk her every morning, I brush her teeth every night, I give her something, uh- The, the teeth brushing thing, is that something- I give her probiotics … we should be doing? I think so, yeah. I mean, they've, they started having to pull teeth. Yeah, they, we had to, w- they had to pull a few of his teeth, so. We love you, Jade. But they said that's what happens with little dogs, so we're just kind of accepting it. Oh, you don't like the hoodie? You wanna get out? Okay. All right, do something funny. Okay. Well, you can't see, but he's walking away. It was funny. There's a lot that goes into each and every episode of Good Mythical Morning. We have an incredible crew that puts a lot of hard work into each episode. And you can see their process. We also work hard, but- Yeah. You can see the behind the Mythicality process over on the Mythical Society. Yeah. I mean, I think maybe they work harder and I find out when I watch them too. That's right.