GMMore 3099: We Finally Beat The Impossible Quiz But At What Cost??

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Channel: Good Mythical More

YouTube Video ID: T-YiyKdQ3nw

Episode Number: 3099

Transcript

We're taking down the impossible
quiz, no matter what it takes.
Welcome to Good Mythical More.
It's been quite a journey.
I don't know how many times we've
done this, more than we should.
Enough.
Uh, we're on question 95.
This is quite impossible.
And I wanna go ahead and … We're 94?
I wanna go ahead and tell you- We're
so close … that there's a couple
of questions in this set of questions
that we're gonna try to get through.
We're gonna be here as long as it takes.
Mm-hmm.
But there's a couple of questions
that reference all the way back
to, like, the 50th question.
And instead of just watching
us- How do you know this?
Uh, well, the crews- You
don- … the crew told me.
Okay.
And so we're gonna get some hints,
maybe get the answers for those.
Just if, if that upsets
you, then click away.
That's too impossible.
We would be here forever.
Also, I have a mouse pad.
All right, let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
We can do this.
How do I s- Stop it.
Stop it.
I don't even see my thing.
I don- Stop it.
Detonate.
I don't even know where I'm,
where I'm supposed to be.
Stop.
Oh, yes.
You did it.
Okay.
You clicked so hard.
That's great.
Sorry, no skipping.
All right.
All right.
95.
How'd you … What?
How'd you do that?
I, I … Oh, oh, this is going down.
What do you get if you put a
number one into your calculator
and then add a number two?
I bet it's not three.
Oh, 12 is a good guess.
Oh, what was the second thing you guessed?
I ran out of time.
So it's not 12.
It's not 12.
Because if you put a one and you add a
number two, well, it's 12, or it's three.
We're gonna go with three next time.
It's not that.
That would be, that would
make too much sense.
We've come so far without making sense.
I'm proud of myself for
those first two questions.
I'm, I'm grateful.
Uh.
Clickity, clickity, clickity,
clickity, click, click
Yes, stud.
And this was just, I was just
here and then it went away.
And I just hit that when it turned green.
Okay.
Three.
No, I told you.
A right mess?
No, error.
I bet it's none of them.
So what's a one and what's a, like
a number one and a number two?
Oh, a mess.
A real mess.
There you go.
Oh.
It's a bathroom humor joke.
So it's the last possible option.
Well, it wasn't really if you'd
have listened to me, but it's okay.
You didn't even say the right mess.
No, I didn't
You're so good at this, though.
You can click so fast.
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
Not clicking until the cat disappears.
A right mess.
How many times have you- How many
times have you had to restart?
Restart.
Um… Well, the answer is 10 plus times.
Be honest.
Okay.
Can you still remember… This is the one.
Okay, this is the one.
Blue, red, blue, yellow.
Blue, red, blue, yellow.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Next question.
Next four, next question
f… 14, two and a half.
Next, next is 14.
Question is two and a half.
But this is not an American
making an American- Oh, so I
should, so I shoulda just let…
Okay, I shoulda just let that go,
because it was just giving us the…
I shouldn't have clicked at all.
It was, she was telling us
the answers to the next thing.
Oh.
Right?
Clickety, clickety, clickety.
Stop it.
Don't, that- Why are you
clickety, clickety, clickety-ing?
Because that's… It says stop it.
Like, if you just don't do
anything, nothing, like you,
you move to the next question.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Hey, I'm still, I'm still proud of myself.
He's doing nothing.
We're all still proud of you, too.
A right mess, 10 plus times.
Okay, it's- Blue, red, blue, yellow.
Blue, red, blue, yellow.
Next question, 14 and two and a half,
and I think we just let this go, 'cause
it's gonna turn green and I'm gonna click
the green when it- 14, two and a half.
14, two and a half.
Maybe… I clicked.
I shouldn't have clicked.
Should I just not clicked at all?
That's what, I bet
that's what Chase thinks.
Next question, 14, two and a half.
I think you shouldn't click at all for 94.
Okay.
Well, and you know what?
Let's put that to the test.
Let's see if that, if
you're really right, Chase.
Let's see if you're really right.
If I don't click anything- Never
doubt me, Rhett, never doubt-
My thing is I'm gonna blow up.
Nope.
No?
Okay.
Nothing.
Oh, that's why it said, "Oh,
never mind." And you don't do
anything to this one, either.
I
wish they were all this simple.
A right mess, 10 plus times.
Blue, red- Blue, yellow
blue, yellow.
Now what?
Next question.
It says- See, that turns
green … hold on, d- when it
turns green, maybe you click on it.
Maybe be on the green.
No.
No, when it turns green-
Click the green … click.
I did that last time.
You did?
It sounds pretty good to me.
Oh, I did that last time, though.
You didn't do it accurately.
We're getting a general, uh- All
right … no, you didn't- I think it,
I think it- … back here … it's
because of this mouse pad.
It's because of the mouse pad.
Oh, no you didn't.
Okay.
Do nothing.
It's really refreshing to
start off with doing nothing.
Yeah, it's a calming period.
And then this- And this cat,
what's the point of this cat?
pretty much doing nothing.
Yeah, what's the point?
It ran in a bike.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
We are getting so close.
98
99. Just one more, baby.
Don't click the… I think this is what
you did last time, is that it went to
green and you clicked the green light.
Yeah, click the sign.
Do it.
Yes.
Last one.
How many holes in two polos?
Two.
T- Three.
Three.
Three, because of the P.
Well, one, two, three, four.
Three
Dude, I mean, we knew the last
one was gonna be crazy, right?
Okay.
Hold, hold, hold on.
Think about this.
Two polos, like, if it's actually
two polos, how many holes in them?
The neck, the bottom.
Each- Why are we thinking it's a shirt?
Does it show a shirt?
Isn't a polo- It's eight, but
that's not an option … a
sport where you're on a horse?
Remember this is, like, a British quiz.
Exactly.
See?
Water polo, regular polo.
How many holes in polo?
Well, what… I guessed two s-
None … I guessed two that were wrong.
I guessed- There's m- there,
there's goalposts in polo.
Polo is, like, the British
version of a Life Saver mint.
So two of those mints.
The two.
A polo is a- As a former water
polo player- Is it a cane?
… there's so many holes in water
polo, but I'm not gonna get into it.
So we're gonna say two.
Really?
We're gonna say two.
When the impossible coins.
How many holes in polo?
Two
The ep- Oh, come on, you jerks.
Ah, the Epic 10, okay.
Alright.
Am I supposed to, like, type doggy?
Doggy.
Not, uh, uh, more specific.
Dog.
Be more specific.
Oh, God, no.
Chihuahua.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I have to type Chihuahua?
Okay.
C-H, I'm gonna type- C-H-I, C-H-I
… I'm, I'm gonna type it right here.
No.
N- N- Chi, C-H-I, H-U-A, H-U-A, right?
Chihuahua.
It won't work that way, Link.
You gotta do it on the computer.
Yeah, that's… Chi-
Just spell it out for me.
Chi-huahua.
Okay
Or Chihuahua hueno
Oh, this typing fast is, uh, I'm
really glad I got my mouse pad
I'm sitting here just
looking at Chihuahuas now.
Two.
Life expectancy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
By Epic10.
Life, life expectancy
of a Chihuahua is 12 to
20 years.
Shh.
Here we go.
Okay, where's the C?
C-A- H-I.
H-I.
H. Oh, Go-
I'm clicking.
It's not responding, okay?
You think I'm just…
'Cause that's I'm old?
I'm clicking and it was not responding.
It's like you have to be right…
You have to literally be on
the red of the, the, the thing.
Stop me when- We hear you, but everyone
in here thinks it's 'cause you're old.
I am old.
When the temperament of a Chihuahua
no longer describes me, stop me.
Lively, alert.
Uh, stop.
I'm alert.
Devoted.
Aggressive.
Quick.
Don't say it.
Stop.
Courageous.
Hypoallergenic.
No.
We're not gonna get to Chihuahua
unless we bring somebody in
here to do it I'm a Chihuahua.
I'll do it.
I'm a Chihuahua
I know.
Keep it there
Oh yeah.
What is wrong with this thing?
This is s- Go.
See?
Ah
Guys It can't ha- Look at this mouse
you've given us, this Amazon Basics
piece of… It can't be done with th-
We ne- I mean- … this equipment.
It can't be done … y- the fidelity
of this is not gonna allow for
it People have been complaining
about my mouse usage for years now.
But why, this is literally- The
crew back here saying that a
bad craftsman blames its tools?
- The cheapest mouse.
Yes.
It can't be done.
I mean, we, there's- I mean- … there's
nine letters in it … Zach,
I'm, I'm calling you out on this.
On the mouse?
Yeah
But have you gotten past
this point with the mouse?
Remember how many football
players he didn't know?
Yeah, you don't know
anything about sports, dude
Okay, well I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna go- It, it's not- … just
buck wild It's just not possible.
It's not possible.
Oh, God, Zach.
All right.
Zach.
Zach, do you wanna come in and
do Chihuahua when I get to it?
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
Okay.
He, him and he c- you bring in
your f- wear your football jersey.
Yeah, put your hat on
Okay, here we go.
Here we go
You don't… What's wrong with his hat?
It's like it's got a- It's the Lakers.
If you buy the Lakers,
you can wear the hat.
It's gotta be fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that, that means you're in go mode.
Yeah, exactly.
You're in, like, mouse, mouse maven mode.
Uh, Amy calls me a mouse and
keyboard specialist as my job here.
That's, that's- Mouse and keyboard.
Come on in.
Come on in close.
Come on.
All right.
We believe in you.
All right.
We know what you need to do.
I wanna see how the young people do it.
Is it U?
H.
Hua-hua.
I forgot how to spell it.
Chi- chihuahua.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a- … that was a
key, a key point of this.
Yeah, w- no one checked to see if I could
spell before they brought me in here.
I gotta write it
Chi- huahua.
Chi- huahua.
You know what we're gonna do?
Our favorite type of dog.
Let me do it from Sarah's computer.
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do it, yeah, he's
gonna do it from a r- with a real mouse.
Well, hold on.
You're say- you're saying that you
could've been just doing this qui-
We could've been acting like we
were doing the quiz the whole time?
The whole, the whole time.
I mean, who am I kidding?
I haven't done anything
the entire quiz anyway.
I'm over here drinking coffee.
No, listen, you also typed chi.
Oh, God.
Guys, we can do this.
We will do this.
I mean, if- There's no question.
It's gonna feel so good.
We're gonna forget all
the mistakes we've made
Chihuhua.
We're all impressed that you're
pronouncing it correctly back here
Okay, so you got it?
Chihuahua
I mean, look at how smooth his-
This is- … the cursor's moving.
C- … H-U, uh, H-U-A.
You, you, you're not helping.
I'm not, I'm not.
You're… Oh.
You don't, don't say anything.
Was that my fault?
Yes.
Don't say anything.
Were you listening to me?
What?
Yes, I was.
No, you weren't.
No, you weren't.
C-H-I, Hua Hua.
Chi Hua Hua
Wow, Zach.
That's, that's, that's- That's good.
That was good.
That was pretty good.
Pretty good.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
I've had a fishing rod
over here the whole summer.
Here we are again.
Next question, 14, two and a half.
Remember that
Oh, oh, oh.
I got a speller.
I got a speller feller.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't, don't- I bet he's gonna get
it this time … don't distract him.
Don't distract him.
I don't- I'm not distracting him
HUA, HUA.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Touch the dots before they disappear.
Oh, Zach, do it.
And now…
Gee.
Ah.
Ah.
Okay.
So you know what?
When, when we said we were gonna do
the impossible quiz, we meant Zach
was gonna do the impossible quiz.
We're just gonna s- After all this time.
Could've been doing this the whole time.
I mean, these mouse ga- Being
good, being good at the mouse
doesn't help you in life.
We have a keyboard,
except unless you're Zach.
That's right.
Of course, we, we need
him right now, don't we?
We, we, we really need him.
Oh, God.
Whew.
I don't even use a mouse anymore.
Well, you don't even use a computer.
I mean, I, I, I just use a-
Right … you know, I use the
little trackpad on my iPad.
Holy dookie.
Would you guys like to hold for a second?
We can program this so we only
have to start post chihuahua.
Yes.
All right.
Everybody please hold.
So you'll give us a shot at it.
I think maybe it's just
about trusting myself.
All right, are you ready?
Yeah, I think it's a tr- We're gonna
drop, I'm gonna drop you in on the dots.
Yeah, drop me on the dots, Zach.
All right, now we're, we're
starting with dots every time.
I feel like we cleared a
checkpoint and now 102 is
Oh, you missed it.
You missed that one.
I did, I, I got all of them
except that little one.
But y- Oh.
His mouse-
Your, your mouth, his mouth works
so much better than your mouth.
One, one more chance.
There's a- One more chance for me.
There's a glitchiness in the mouse.
There just is
One more chance for me.
All right.
Dropping in at 102.
If it was a real th- a real dot in
real, in the real world and I just had
to hit it with my finger, I could do it
No, no, not that.
That's not a dot.
That wasn't a dot.
That was a square
There it is.
Oh.
What, he, he, he was so close, right?
Yeah, you, you were right there.
How are you, how are you
getting good at it now?
I'm trusting myself.
I'm becoming one with the dot.
Chihuahua
Oh God.
I'm so tight.
So stressed.
You had another chance.
Oh.
Oh.
You can still go.
Oh, you were doing so good, Rhett.
Rhett.
It was amazing, Rhett.
Yeah, I know.
Oh.
Dang it.
It's- Oh, man.
What, what, what I have found is that
if I just disconnect a little bit
from the mouth, it's Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just go, "Eh." Then that
really, it really st- it really
just starts to sink in, you know?
Oh, God It's more, it's more
about what's happening in my mind
We're just, we're just sitting down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, I wasn't, I, I wasn't thinking
about the- I'm gonna help you … I
wasn't thinking about the right… Yeah.
It's hard.
It's fine, right?
It's hard.
It's hard.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe I shouldn't help you.
Yeah, don't help.
Don't help at all.
It's a genuinely hard game.
I've never hated Dan and Phil more
than I do now Which is just a little.
Just a little.
'Cause I never hated them.
But now I do.
Good work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes, Rhett.
No, that- Okay.
It's okay.
You have another chance.
Why are they getting faster?
Rhett, you're getting so close.
Yeah, I know.
I know you can make it
'cause you got so close.
This is impossible.
Dude, this is actually a lot of pressure.
Do you guys do this, like, all the time?
Yeah, we live on this edge, Zach.
Ugh.
Man, it's hard.
But once we clear it,
there's another checkpoint.
We never have to do it again.
There are a bunch of skips at the bottom.
Yeah, what about all the…
Yeah, what about all the skips?
Come on, Rhett, you can do it.
Rhett, I feel like you're
getting worse every time.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what, what's going on.
Oh.
I, it's like I don't even
know what's happening anymore.
It's gonna work, Rhett.
You're gonna get it.
You can do it.
So will the skips work?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It'll work now, but- Oh, we
have to save the skips … oh,
we have to save the skips.
Mm-hmm.
Save the skips.
You do need all the skips.
Are you serious?
You're telling me that
it's gonna get harder?
Oh, no.
Come on, Rhett.
Yeah.
You can do it.
Concentrate.
Maybe I should just close my eyes.
Yeah, yeah, just, just zen it out.
Down low, up high, to the right.
Rest up enough.
Here you go.
Here you go
Down low, up high, to the right.
Come on, Rhett.
Don't give up.
Yeah, man.
Don't give up.
This is like fourth quarter.
You can do this.
I've, uh, I f- I'm all, I'm
almost completely out of- Is
your hand cramping, Rhett?
Yes, really it is.
My wrist hurts.
Ugh.
Welcome to watching two guys watch another
guy play a game that you don't see.
Yeah, you can't get this
kind of content anywhere.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Down low, up high, to the right.
Oh.
Why?
I don't understand.
This man, he's all angry.
I don't even see where
he's clicking on this one
Oh, yes, Rhett!
Rhett, you did it.
Search vanish.
Yep, yep.
We're gonna save it.
Yep.
All right.
We're saving it.
We've hit another checkpoint.
We're saving, saving every time.
Boy, those are lifesavers.
Yeah.
Woo.
Way to go, Rhett.
Man, okay, I feel like I'm
starting to get this figured out.
All right, so there's
a countdown happening.
Oh, oh, I have to search.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's a- let's
actually reengage . Okay.
Well, I was… It- I, I started moving
it towards the end and I didn't realize.
Ugh.
I need to go, like, lawnmower mode.
You know, like, go at the top and
go f- and go across the whole thing.
Mm-mm.
Mm. Mm. So I'll start up here.
Don't give up on us.
We're gonna get there.
Oh.
Oh.
Are you searching?
Yeah?
Well, I, I didn't s- Should I be- I
didn't s- … clicking as I search?
I just didn't- No … see the cursor.
Yeah, that's what I wasn't sure of either.
Couldn't see the cursor anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I started at the
top, so I knew I was at the top.
This time I'll start at the
bottom on the skips down here so
you'll see my s- my, my cursor.
See?
And then I'm coming up and
I'm going back and forth.
I think it was in the, like, right
there, kind of on the right side.
Right center?
Right center.
I saw something blip.
Do you remember where the word search was?
It's kind of where the C was in search.
Okay.
How do you know this?
Uh, he knows everything about it.
He's watched Dan and Phil.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Do the opposite.
Do the opposite.
Don't click the small yellow happy sun.
Why'd you click that one?
'Cause I clicked a big red angry sun
Opposite of every word
Opposite of every word.
Okay.
All right.
Do the opposite of every word.
Okay.
Do- So it's not a son All right, I'm gonna
tell you- It shouldn't be a son … I'm
gonna read the opposite of every word
Is that thing?
There he is.
Oh, where is he?
Oh, yes.
Okay
Do click Click … click
the big red sad moon.
Big red sad moon.
I picked the big grey sad
moon, 'cause there was no red
What?
What?
Yellow doesn't really have an opposite,
so yellow, like click, is, it's the same.
There's no… And I guess this is,
uh, not acknowledging the color wheel.
All right.
Where is that thing?
Where is it?
Where is it?
It's like you find it and then
you immediately go off of it
So I should pick the
big, sad, yellow moon?
Yellow, yeah, large yellow sad moon.
Okay
Large yellow sad moon.
Do click the large… Yes.
Here we go.
What is this?
Kiwi nectarine apple gooseberry.
I don't know.
Time is running out.
You do have to, uh, tell
it exactly what it is.
Oh, I have to spell it?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no.
B-A-N-A-N-A.
Seriously?
We need Gwen Stefani in here.
It's n- it's not that I'm completely
zapped and dejected, it's that I'm saving
all of my s- energy for celebration
There you go
Come on now.
You know what to do.
Okay.
B-A-B-A-B.
Where's B?
B, A. Where's N?
Where's N?
N. Okay.
I am, now I'm fi- I'm finding-
Is that the truth stranger?
I think I can do this without you, Zach.
You got the B-A-N-A-N-A.
I believe in you.
B-A-N-A-N-A.
I need this for myself.
I'll also tell you right now that, uh,
for the N, it's the second N in nectarine.
That's weird.
Why?
I don't know.
Yeah, don't ask why
Where's the bee, then?
Bee?
It's tough, huh?
It's tough.
I was on the B.
I was on the B.
So the moment- Try
double-clicking on the moon.
There's a glitch that might
make you skip this question.
Oh.
Really?
I don't know if it works in this,
um, ported over version of the
game, but- I would love to try it.
I'd like you to try.
We're not stopping till we're through.
We're never doing this again.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh.
Keep on the road.
Keep on the road.
Keep on the road.
Oh, no.
Maybe bring your cursor down.
Hold on.
This is gonna get hard.
Oh, you wanna put your cursor up?
I wanna keep my… I
wanna keep it on the road.
All right, wait.
Let me- I think I clicked … guys.
I can pause on that one and
have him restart from there
and get rid of that sign.
Yeah, you were clicking.
Okay.
So what, what was that
experience like for you?
Fun.
Very fun.
No, I mean, like, when you were following
the road, what was- It was like driving.
You, I… How har- why was it hard?
It didn't look hard.
It wasn't hard until it bec- until I star-
had to go the opposite way, and then I
clicked 'cause I was moving suddenly.
Whoa
I mean
What a maddening thing, you know?
Yeah.
It got hard, like that curve
is gonna be hard every time.
I'm gonna tell you that right now, brother
Don't put your mouse on it yet.
I'm gonna checkpoint you there.
And then we'll start you
back on the driving one.
Got it.
We gonna be checkpointing
at every turn now.
Yep.
That's gonna
What?
Ugh.
I don't understand.
Like, it, it, it- You're
implying that we ever understood.
It makes it where you have to be on
a specific pixel of that little guy.
It isn't just like you have to be on him.
I'm like, yeah, I'm on him right now.
Right there.
Right there.
That's him.
Double click.
Get through this thing.
Yeah.
Okay, pause here
We're, we're going to do a- Yes,
I love that sound We're going to
do a little bit of a checkpoint.
We're so close.
We're at 106.
You ready now?
Almost.
106. Then we have seven, eight, nine, 10.
That's four more.
All right, go for it.
Keep on the road, buddy.
Keep it between the lines
Stay on the path, bud.
Don't… Whoa.
Oh, God.
All right, one more chance and
then I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
go hands off and use my mind.
Okay.
Zach, you have a new nickname.
My mind.
This is my mind.
That's what my mom would
be known as, Link's mind.
Okay, here we go.
Stay on the road, good buddy.
Keep it 'tween the lines
Oh God, that is hard.
All right, I'll use my mind.
Use my mind.
All right.
I don't even understand
how you would do that.
You just kinda have to zip over real fast.
Well, of course.
Of course
that's what you have to do.
I mean, I told you.
You said you didn't know.
Okay.
All right.
It's more just… It's like I'm driving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Rhett.
Yeah, Rhett.
I mean- Why'd it stop in the same spot?
It's hard.
That's a hard curve.
Yeah.
It's a hard curve.
Mm-mm.
Ugh.
Uh, it's gonna be so worth it
It's worth all this hard
work that I'm putting in
Yes, yes.
It didn't look like you hit the side.
Hit the top.
Can I just say that- Can I just say that
Maybe make the cursor smaller
Oh, that's a good idea
And we can do it.
We just gotta keep believing
Gooch up there
Getting worse, Rhett Yeah, I
maybe I should use my left hand
It was painful watching us do this If I
really want you guys to make this and Re-
I just want your mind to know that once
it gets to the end of the road, there
is an arrow that your mind has to click.
Oh, great.
Okay.
Noted.
Noted.
Anybody here ever play Sly Cooper?
Deep cut.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We're just driving.
It's just a nice Sunday evening drive.
It's just a road.
See, right there, I think, Rhett,
you just need to take a beat.
You just need to, you just
need to take a little beat.
Okay, and do what?
Then move to the right
Hey, Chase, you got any tricks about
double clicks and stuff- … to
get us through this question?
Yeah, Chase is looking
into some cheats right now.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, maybe your mind can try clicking
and holding the left mouse button in the
beginning and releasing it in the end.
He might think about it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
My mind will try that next time.
Clicking the left mouse button
and holding it the whole time?
Yep.
Does that mean you can go
anywhere, like in Spy Hunter?
Spy Hunter is what I was gonna say.
We're the only two that know what that is.
Spy Hunter was this, this like- It
was a game that functioned just like
this … but you were driving a car, and
if at the very beginning you went all
the way over to the right- To the right
you would just, like, drive on the
edge- Skip the whole level … of
the screen, just keep driving
and driving over everything.
It l- it was like a way
to just see the whole game
Oh.
Oh, man.
I was.
What did you do different?
You talking to yourself?
Well, this seems a little random.
What did we do different, Mind?
Oh God.
I'll just hold in that move.
Link, remember when you won the Good
Mythical Summer charity competition?
Yeah, man.
It's a big year for you.
How did I do that?
Well, you got more money.
You had a real late surge.
Well, where did I get
most of my money from?
Um, there were some rounds worth lots
of money towards the end of the summer.
You really got those rounds down.
Yeah, when it, when it
really counts, I step up.
Belvedere really helped you out.
No cheating in this game.
Yeah, that was, that was, uh,
that was a, that was a big
moment for me- Oh, that's right.
I did get that last one … now it's
being completely erased by this anguish.
We got a spin on it.
You know what?
We're all in this together.
We either, we're gonna live or
die based on this, this happening.
This is our endless summer
Good Mythical Summer's never gonna end.
Slow.
Slow.
It says slow.
I feel like I gotta go fast.
There's, I mean, I, I think
it's an optical illusion.
It makes you think you're gonna
go to the right, but really you're
not, and that's why it's so hard.
It looks like you need to turn right,
but you still have to go, you have
to take into account the scroll,
and that's what makes it so fiendish
It's like the world's hardest
Frogger You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, probably.
Let me concentrate while I'm doing it.
You really just think about moving right.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm wrong.
No, you're, no, no, you're right.
You're right.
You're right
Well, I'm just gonna- Do you think
your mind could use a mouse pad?
I'm just gonna- Okay.
I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna visualize it.
Let's just close our eyes and visualize
Mm.
Oh, man.
How's that mouse pad working out?
If it was- Oh, no.
Did anybody think being in your
guys' heads would be funner?
Oh, God.
I think I might start weeping.
We need, like, one of those,
uh, controllers that you control
the mouse with, like, your
whole hand, like with a Wii.
How else do you control your mouse?
I don't know.
You know, like-
Slow.
Like, we need, like, an Apple Vision Pro
And you don't just get lost in it
Okay.
I haven't actually cried in
a couple of years, I think.
I think it's my medication.
What does flex up mean?
I mean, it means that
the medication's working.
You guys, we just resort to watching
Zach finish this for you at this point?
Oh, that's what we're doing.
Yeah.
You got a problem with that?
No, I just wanted to make
sure I was on the same page.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, wait, what do you
think we're thinking right now?
I'm s- We're just, we are just
completely dejected, Carney.
This is a low point in the
history of Good Mythical Morning.
How much is past that road?
Dan and Phil can burn.
I just don't, I just don't believe
that they were able to do it.
There's no way they did it.
It's impossible.
Oh, God, we can do this.
Oh, that was so close.
But you're, what you're telling me is
if they really did it for real, without
skips- Yeah, I've tried slower … that
Dan and Phil- Yeah, but you got to
remember who's volunteering … would
get to this and they would have to
go through 100 and whatever questions
to get back to this every time.
How long did it take them?
You watched it when it happened?
But was it a live stream or something?
Just one video?
Oh
But that was back when mice were easy.
That was back when the mice were good
Maybe they did it in parts
'Cause I just don't think there's any
way you could I'm starting to feel sick.
Like, I feel emotionally sick.
You, you carsick?
What if your mind tries when the,
the, it starts just, like, pushing
your arrow outside of the game?
Spy hunter t- mode.
Yeah, spy hunter mode.
Go completely to the side.
Or all the way down.
Is this a researched idea or a- Yep
Okay, well.
That's cool
I think it's working.
Nope.
Yeah, it works until it's cur- curved
The Dan and Phil tutorial?
All right, they're watching the
Dan and Phil tutorial right now
You know those setups where people like
literally have like the inside of like a
rig- Just gotta get through that … and
they play like- Yeah … online?
Like it's… Yeah, like
the special controller.
That, you could do it with that.
Oh, so we're not even close.
Oh, it keeps going and going?
There's a lot more road
It's just tricky.
It's just a little… It's just a-
Tricky quiz.
Mm. But we need to save all our skips?
Yep
I mean, how could you… So,
uh, so we, we, we should just call this
the most painful Good Mythical More ever.
We should just title it that.
We- I'm gonna go with the raw blind
confidence of a straight white man.
I, I, I need pain reliever, I think.
Can I get… I mean, I would
leave and go get it myself.
You know what?
I'd love to get it myself.
Hold on.
Okay, I was gonna
present, we have a choice.
So how pot committed are we here?
100%. 100%, okay.
We could skip this, and then- No, oh,
no, dude, the whole thing, but to this?
We could skip this, and then
when we get to the end you might
have a little caveat, a little
asterisk next to our success, but-
at least we have our sanity.
Yes.
Well- And then you get Good Mythical
More in, and then that's all- … we
don't have that anymore either
I mean, I've never felt so crazy
contributing nothing, you know?
It's like I'm so inve- I'm just,
you know, I'm just like you.
W- why are we still here watching?
This is like watching Chad
try to beat Legend of Zelda.
Okay,
We're gonna use a different
part of your brain.
So- Oh, wait, I- Mr. Mouse and
Keyboard over there, he can't do it.
So you're just sight unseen
gonna take over and do it?
No, no, no.
I just wanna try.
She might be a mouse whiz.
We don't know
She did that
Okay.
That's the tricky part.
I'll just try one more time.
You got it.
But I need to take it… Here's a third
one in case this continues to get rough.
It might just be a calibration
thing, or maybe it's just like-
What else do we have to do today?
This.
This is it, right?
Of course.
This is the only other
thing we have to do today.
You know how this, we work around here
Everyone just comes together and we shoot
one episode of Good Mythical More-ning.
One episode of Good Mythical More.
That was really close.
I mean- And then we go home
Once you get through that dead man's curve
It's, there's a lot more road.
There's a lot more road, huh?
Yep.
Okay.
Well, let's do, let's If
we sk- how can we skip it?
If we skip it and then, will we get
all our skips back if we just Mm-mm.
I think you could just get to the
end and find out that you got,
you got to the last question,
but you just didn't fully finish.
Were we counting on
skipping the last question?
No, no, no.
You need all of your skips to win.
The last question's like, "Use
all your skips." Yeah, it's
literally just skip, skip, skip.
It's the ultimate rage bait- Yeah … if
you've skipped throughout Oh.
You were supposed to
just take all your skips.
You're, you're, you're looking pretty
good there, Kalyn. -Amy just said
that the game designer is so mean.
Yeah.
He's a sadist.
What is he up to these days?
He's on Twitter.
Oh, that's my bad.
Oh, right Anything good
on your phone, Rhett?
Uh, I can do my, I could do my, uh,
breakfast order for the- Thanks,
Rhett … the meeting later on Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
We can look- We can get
breakfast … we can look at what
we're gonna get for breakfast
We have a meeting tomorrow
and we're getting- Yes.
Oh.
Alright.
Oh, she got out of there?
But, but after that, then what?
I mean- It's, it's
literally, it's like this.
Yeah.
But I think it's doable.
Oh my gosh, this is so stressful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna do it.
You're gonna do it, brain.
Second brain, Kayln brain.
If I do, what would you need - You're
counting us as having brains?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you for that
She did that curve once.
Does that mean she can
do it every single time?
Hey, hey, y'all, no pressure
What if driving was this hard?
Nobody would do it.
I, I don't, I don't feel…
Who?
He thinks he can do it.
He's a, he's g- bet- he's
really good with a mouse
We have a mouse expert who's coming?
Well, that's what Zach was.
Can you slow down the whole thing?
Like- Mm-mm … like when you
listen to a podcast on, like, 0.5?
That's- Which I do all the time
Let's get an older computer.
Oh, that was so close.
Hold on.
You slow down a podcast?
Yeah, I, I, I, uh… I, I, I didn't
know why that feature was there.
I've never heard of anybody doing
Every word talks like this.
So we're gonna find out who's
better with a mouse, is Zach
with an H or a Zack with a K?
And this is gonna be like-
A science experiment
There's many, many brains forming
back, like a lineup of brains
waiting to try to give this a shot.
Every- you need a long
More every once in a while.
St- You know?
This is what it's like to be a streamer.
You know?
46 minutes in, we're just
sitting there saying nothing.
That's why we're not eg-
That's why we're not streamers.
Davin had a pretty good idea
here just to like, you know, be
most productive with our time.
What if we came out and took care of
the thumbnails right now on camera?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that
How do you feel about
this game right here?
What do, what do I get to do?
Uh, you go for the game.
Oh.
Not completing
Be a little happy.
It's so tiny.
What was that?
Link.
Oh, Link.
What do we do in the main?
It was the baseball game.
That was, that was today?
Yes.
We’ll have you low to the desk.
Oh, baseball bat.
Props, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, put me out of my misery.
Just like, just bash it,
just bash my head in.
Over the shoulder please.
Is it like this?
And then low to the deck
Little lower.
Perfect
This is what we do, y'all.
There are people around the computer
back here like when they got Bin Laden.
Oh my God.
Endless summer, like literally.
Well, and they are filming that.
That's a good thing, you know.
So we do have, we have a feed.
It's too small.
Okay, Twinkie's in.
I think, I think they did slow it down.
Twinkie's in.
He's in
He hugs the middle of the road.
Look at, he's good.
He's good
The little false sense of hope every time.
Link.
Hmm
Oh, it, it glitched.
It glitched This is like watching
a younger generation trying to,
like, solve the largest existential
problems that we face as a species.
Yeah.
And we're like- We know we're of no help
… "We'll, we'll leave it up to them." Right.
Hopefully they got it figured out
Thinking about skipping.
We're thinking about skipping.
Thinking about skipping.
When's the last time you
pulled an all-nighter?
Yeah, not recently.
GME
But there's Dan
Did I hit a median?
What was that?
What if we just give up?
We can't give up now, dude
Let's just go ahead and burn the set
And then, and we said that's
what we were gonna do, right?
have to go into business mode.
What is business mode?
You know, when we, like, go
to our office and business.
Me- you know, like, run
the company and stuff.
Okay.
You know?
Make high-level decisions and,
uh, come back and see that,
oh, y- they did get through it.
And then, and then- And then we're
gonna keep completing the quiz
and taking full credit for it.
Well, and what I'll do the whole time that
we're doing business things, at least part
of my mind will be here working on this.
Yes, yes, yes.
It w- yeah.
Let's leave your mind here-
Yeah … to continue- Well, part of it.
Pa- I gotta take some of my
mind to the business stuff, too.
No, just have your body
on the business stuff.
Okay, I'll make some b- some
b- Zoom, Zooms calls and
whatnot … some embodied decisions.
And then your mind is going
to be here trying to not touch
the sides of that street.
And w- and when you do it, call us back.
We'll celebrate in body, in, in spirit.
Body and mind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right, so le- leave your mi-
leave part of your mind here.
Put it over there.
All right.
I'm, you know, 'cause we, we
can do two things at once.
That's why there's two of
us, and everyone over there.
We are back.
Okay, here's where we stand.
So what we- It has been how… Two hours?
A little over, yeah.
An, a, over an hour since we've been gone.
What we have discovered is that
Zach has gotten- Your mind.
My mind has gotten to a place
where I can consistently beat
the- The road … the road.
But what happens is, in fact,
my mind beat it five times.
But each time we got to the end of
the road, there's some kind of glitch
that we've encountered because of
the fact that this is like- It says
game over … a port, and there's not
really, Flash doesn't exist anymore.
I don't know the correct computer
terms, but we're not really
dealing with the original website.
And so it's glitching and c-
causes it to be game over once
you get to the end of that.
And I'd love to say that we did a
lot of great business and company
running, but we just went back to
our room and just wept on each other.
Wept.
Yeah, first time Link's cried in months.
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do.
Years.
When I get to this 107, I'm gonna skip it.
I'm gonna use one of our skips.
Now, what that's gonna do is that
is going to guarantee that we, uh…
My family's wondering where I'm at.
It's, it's been, been, been so long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gonna guarantee that, uh, we
do- we, we don't, we can't beat the
game because we have to have- But
we are still gonna beat the game.
How are we gonna do that?
We're gonna show a picture of what
it looks like if you do beat the game
because we got that from the internet.
And we're gonna celebrate.
And then we're gonna celebrate
like we beat the game.
Y'all, y'all got it?
All right, I'm ready.
So here we go.
Oh, you can skip this one.
Oh.
You can't even skip that.
You can't even skip it?
So how do I skip that and
then get over to the skips?
I have to go down and over.
Um, you can just go straight to the skips.
Yeah.
I need to skip, oh.
Just click the skip.
You don't have to- 'Cause that, 'cause
that is the question I'm seeing.
That is the question, yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
But it was nice to see
one more fail screen.
Okay, here we go.
Here's a skip
Yes … level seven.
How do you do?
How do you do?
Oh, you get to see one
more game over screen.
Wha, wha, what, what happened?
Well, how do we do?
We don't know how we do.
I don't know.
I di- I didn't do anything.
We have to think.
We have other questions to answer.
Did you click?
I didn't click anything.
Oh, you didn't?
So that was a fake game over
screen, and then don't do anything.
What?
Okay, skip.
And then how do you do?
Like, you can put the mouse, like you can
put the mouse over one of the questions
and get that fake game over screen.
Not… But don't do anything
You do well.
It was a fake.
Wow, they- Oh, the code.
The code's lost?
Oh my gosh.
Four.
Oh.
What?
What?
Space.
You hit space.
Oh, no.
Oh, so we ha- this is what we have to
remember the code from question 50.
Uh, I know the, I know the code from Lost.
And when it says lost, that's
the, that's referencing the,
the, the, uh, T- V- T- Telesin.
I think I'm gonna have
to do this with my brain.
I, I, I could do brain.
I'll read it to you.
Your brain needs to know
what numbers you're reading.
Yeah, I'll, I'll read them to your brain.
4815162342. Yes.
That's great.
With spaces?
Yeah, 481516-
All right, skip, skip this … 2342.
All right.
Now, now- Now don't do anything.
Don't do anything.
Ah.
It, that's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake
How do you do?
It was fake.
Okay, and now- Let him do it.
He's got it 4- He's got,
he's got it … space 8.
He's got it.
He's got it.
You got it?
He sees it, man.
You don't need my help.
Alright.
23, 42. Oh.
Okay.
Not fast enough.
My brain is, is taxed right now.
This thing- Because my brain has
been, while we were doing bu- while
we were weeping on each other- This
has ruined- My brain was back here
working on this the whole time … like,
this has made me a bad person.
Like, I mean- I've done
multiple things- Yeah
since leaving.
Yeah.
And I've just been the worst versi- Yeah
… I've been a worse version of myself.
I hate mice now.
I think, I think we should
do more experiments on mice.
That's how I feel right now.
Yeah.
I'm just in a bad place.
Yeah, we are in such a bad place.
Until we win, win.
Just, just let him, just let him do it.
He just, he just needs to focus.
He just needs to focus
Okay.
And remember when you
were repeatedly clicking?
Yes.
At the beginning of our More?
Yeah.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Give me a break.
Oh, God.
Click the arrow.
Click the arrow.
Click the arrow.
Oh, c- you clicked the poop, dude.
The arrow in the poop.
Oh, there
You made him crap an arrow,
and you have to click that.
Well, you should've said it louder.
I was trying to only help
you as much as you needed.
I didn't realize you needed more.
He, he pooped an arrow?
He pooped an arrow.
Okay.
Well, I pooped… I, I was
clicking so hard I didn't even
look at what came out of him.
Yeah, that'll happen.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't, don't.
Is all fake Yes.
And then this next one.
Okay
I'm getting good at that.
Yes.
Okay, here, here.
Now, all right.
Clickity, clickity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make him poop, make
him poop out the arrow.
Hurry, hurry, and then go down to it.
Now, now, now, now, now.
Dude, what happened?
You gotta be right on it.
You might need the mouse
pad back from your brain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your brain doesn't have the
little mouse pad anymore.
Uh, no, no, no, no, I- I feel
like I can d- I feel like
my hand can do it this time.
Oh, beh, mouse pad
I mean, I'm so glad that we're
getting done with this, but
this is a horrible experience.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, it's really, it's
really the worst, isn't it?
No, no, what?
W- there's no time for that
I'm, I'm a, I'm a bad virgin myself.
Don't tempt me
Oh gosh.
Okay, poopy arrow.
All right.
You're down there closer to the
crack with that cursor this time.
Hey, now go down, go down.
Lower, lower!
You're not going low enough.
I swear to you, it's- There's a middle-
I'm s- … arrow in the middle of the
arrow I, no, yeah, I swear to you, it's
stopping me before I- I'm going to the
arrow and it's, the arrow's resisting me.
It's resisting me.
Like, it's crazy what it's doing.
I can tell the cursor gets to the edge-
It go, and then it brr, and then it brr.
It, it breaks up.
Maybe let your mind try it.
No, I, I'm, I have to do something.
My body has to succeed at something.
I haven't done anything.
It's fine.
15, 16, 23, 42
I don't think you have to hit this button.
Yes.
110. Okay, so this is the last question.
It is potentially the easiest
question there is or you m- your worst
nightmare depending on how you play.
Good luck.
Use your skips.
Look at this joker.
Yeah.
Look at, look at what… Yay, we did it.
We did it.
We finished.
That's it?
You are a winner.
That's all you get?
Amazing. Well done.
You've done it.
We did it.
We beat the impossible quiz.
We did it.
We beat the impossible quiz.
Singlehandedly. No help.
In one sitting.
I wanna thank my friend's mind and
everyone else that… All right.
So here's your Imposcar.
Go ahead and make a speech for us.
I wanna thank mice everywhere.
I'm, I'm sorry for what we do to you
to, like, in like testing- Who is that?
… drugs and stuff.
And, uh, we'll stop.
We're gonna stop doing that.
Who is this?
We're gonna stop doing that.
We also have some medals for you.
Stop that.
Which are of course
Impossible Meat medals.
Oh.
You can don those.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, this… It's not real
meat, it's Impossible Meat.
In the back.
And of course we've got
a dictionary for ya.
Oh, a dictionary.
Well, it's that big.
But, I mean, you guys are able
to do the impossible, so I wonder
if that word's even in there
You're right.
It is a dictionary.
What are you doing?
I'm opening it to the word impossible
Illiterate.
That's ironic that I read that.
Impervious
They've taken it out.
Im- I see- It's not
even in your vocabulary.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That's where it used to be.
That's so, so hilarious.
And- I genuinely think that's a
good joke … and what, what else?
I think we got somebody here to wish
you congratulations for doing a mission
Thank you
Congratulations.
You completed your mission by
doing the impossible, beating
a game for kids from 2007.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did, and we're proud.
That was Tom Cruise
This is the best day ever.
Thank you so much for being here this
entire summer and hanging with us
I need a hot shower.
I need a col- I need a, I nee-
I just, and I need a cold pie.
Hey, the lesson here is
nothing is impossible.
You know, if you've got
a large staff . Yeah.
Don't run from your problems unless
you're gonna come back later and
take complete credit for them.
You could do anything.
You think we just live behind this desk?
We have lives.
Complex, sophisticated lives.
Oh.
Okay.
You see?
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