Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: T-YiyKdQ3nw
Episode Number: 3099
Transcript
We're taking down the impossible quiz, no matter what it takes. Welcome to Good Mythical More. It's been quite a journey. I don't know how many times we've done this, more than we should. Enough. Uh, we're on question 95. This is quite impossible. And I wanna go ahead and … We're 94? I wanna go ahead and tell you- We're so close … that there's a couple of questions in this set of questions that we're gonna try to get through. We're gonna be here as long as it takes. Mm-hmm. But there's a couple of questions that reference all the way back to, like, the 50th question. And instead of just watching us- How do you know this? Uh, well, the crews- You don- … the crew told me. Okay. And so we're gonna get some hints, maybe get the answers for those. Just if, if that upsets you, then click away. That's too impossible. We would be here forever. Also, I have a mouse pad. All right, let's get to it. Let's get to it. We can do this. How do I s- Stop it. Stop it. I don't even see my thing. I don- Stop it. Detonate. I don't even know where I'm, where I'm supposed to be. Stop. Oh, yes. You did it. Okay. You clicked so hard. That's great. Sorry, no skipping. All right. All right. 95. How'd you … What? How'd you do that? I, I … Oh, oh, this is going down. What do you get if you put a number one into your calculator and then add a number two? I bet it's not three. Oh, 12 is a good guess. Oh, what was the second thing you guessed? I ran out of time. So it's not 12. It's not 12. Because if you put a one and you add a number two, well, it's 12, or it's three. We're gonna go with three next time. It's not that. That would be, that would make too much sense. We've come so far without making sense. I'm proud of myself for those first two questions. I'm, I'm grateful. Uh. Clickity, clickity, clickity, clickity, click, click Yes, stud. And this was just, I was just here and then it went away. And I just hit that when it turned green. Okay. Three. No, I told you. A right mess? No, error. I bet it's none of them. So what's a one and what's a, like a number one and a number two? Oh, a mess. A real mess. There you go. Oh. It's a bathroom humor joke. So it's the last possible option. Well, it wasn't really if you'd have listened to me, but it's okay. You didn't even say the right mess. No, I didn't You're so good at this, though. You can click so fast. What are you doing here? I don't know. Not clicking until the cat disappears. A right mess. How many times have you- How many times have you had to restart? Restart. Um… Well, the answer is 10 plus times. Be honest. Okay. Can you still remember… This is the one. Okay, this is the one. Blue, red, blue, yellow. Blue, red, blue, yellow. Oh, yes. Okay. Next question. Next four, next question f… 14, two and a half. Next, next is 14. Question is two and a half. But this is not an American making an American- Oh, so I should, so I shoulda just let… Okay, I shoulda just let that go, because it was just giving us the… I shouldn't have clicked at all. It was, she was telling us the answers to the next thing. Oh. Right? Clickety, clickety, clickety. Stop it. Don't, that- Why are you clickety, clickety, clickety-ing? Because that's… It says stop it. Like, if you just don't do anything, nothing, like you, you move to the next question. Oh. Oh, shit. Hey, I'm still, I'm still proud of myself. He's doing nothing. We're all still proud of you, too. A right mess, 10 plus times. Okay, it's- Blue, red, blue, yellow. Blue, red, blue, yellow. Next question, 14 and two and a half, and I think we just let this go, 'cause it's gonna turn green and I'm gonna click the green when it- 14, two and a half. 14, two and a half. Maybe… I clicked. I shouldn't have clicked. Should I just not clicked at all? That's what, I bet that's what Chase thinks. Next question, 14, two and a half. I think you shouldn't click at all for 94. Okay. Well, and you know what? Let's put that to the test. Let's see if that, if you're really right, Chase. Let's see if you're really right. If I don't click anything- Never doubt me, Rhett, never doubt- My thing is I'm gonna blow up. Nope. No? Okay. Nothing. Oh, that's why it said, "Oh, never mind." And you don't do anything to this one, either. I wish they were all this simple. A right mess, 10 plus times. Blue, red- Blue, yellow blue, yellow. Now what? Next question. It says- See, that turns green … hold on, d- when it turns green, maybe you click on it. Maybe be on the green. No. No, when it turns green- Click the green … click. I did that last time. You did? It sounds pretty good to me. Oh, I did that last time, though. You didn't do it accurately. We're getting a general, uh- All right … no, you didn't- I think it, I think it- … back here … it's because of this mouse pad. It's because of the mouse pad. Oh, no you didn't. Okay. Do nothing. It's really refreshing to start off with doing nothing. Yeah, it's a calming period. And then this- And this cat, what's the point of this cat? pretty much doing nothing. Yeah, what's the point? It ran in a bike. Mm-hmm. All right. We are getting so close. 98 99. Just one more, baby. Don't click the… I think this is what you did last time, is that it went to green and you clicked the green light. Yeah, click the sign. Do it. Yes. Last one. How many holes in two polos? Two. T- Three. Three. Three, because of the P. Well, one, two, three, four. Three Dude, I mean, we knew the last one was gonna be crazy, right? Okay. Hold, hold, hold on. Think about this. Two polos, like, if it's actually two polos, how many holes in them? The neck, the bottom. Each- Why are we thinking it's a shirt? Does it show a shirt? Isn't a polo- It's eight, but that's not an option … a sport where you're on a horse? Remember this is, like, a British quiz. Exactly. See? Water polo, regular polo. How many holes in polo? Well, what… I guessed two s- None … I guessed two that were wrong. I guessed- There's m- there, there's goalposts in polo. Polo is, like, the British version of a Life Saver mint. So two of those mints. The two. A polo is a- As a former water polo player- Is it a cane? … there's so many holes in water polo, but I'm not gonna get into it. So we're gonna say two. Really? We're gonna say two. When the impossible coins. How many holes in polo? Two The ep- Oh, come on, you jerks. Ah, the Epic 10, okay. Alright. Am I supposed to, like, type doggy? Doggy. Not, uh, uh, more specific. Dog. Be more specific. Oh, God, no. Chihuahua. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have to type Chihuahua? Okay. C-H, I'm gonna type- C-H-I, C-H-I … I'm, I'm gonna type it right here. No. N- N- Chi, C-H-I, H-U-A, H-U-A, right? Chihuahua. It won't work that way, Link. You gotta do it on the computer. Yeah, that's… Chi- Just spell it out for me. Chi-huahua. Okay Or Chihuahua hueno Oh, this typing fast is, uh, I'm really glad I got my mouse pad I'm sitting here just looking at Chihuahuas now. Two. Life expectancy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. By Epic10. Life, life expectancy of a Chihuahua is 12 to 20 years. Shh. Here we go. Okay, where's the C? C-A- H-I. H-I. H. Oh, Go- I'm clicking. It's not responding, okay? You think I'm just… 'Cause that's I'm old? I'm clicking and it was not responding. It's like you have to be right… You have to literally be on the red of the, the, the thing. Stop me when- We hear you, but everyone in here thinks it's 'cause you're old. I am old. When the temperament of a Chihuahua no longer describes me, stop me. Lively, alert. Uh, stop. I'm alert. Devoted. Aggressive. Quick. Don't say it. Stop. Courageous. Hypoallergenic. No. We're not gonna get to Chihuahua unless we bring somebody in here to do it I'm a Chihuahua. I'll do it. I'm a Chihuahua I know. Keep it there Oh yeah. What is wrong with this thing? This is s- Go. See? Ah Guys It can't ha- Look at this mouse you've given us, this Amazon Basics piece of… It can't be done with th- We ne- I mean- … this equipment. It can't be done … y- the fidelity of this is not gonna allow for it People have been complaining about my mouse usage for years now. But why, this is literally- The crew back here saying that a bad craftsman blames its tools? - The cheapest mouse. Yes. It can't be done. I mean, we, there's- I mean- … there's nine letters in it … Zach, I'm, I'm calling you out on this. On the mouse? Yeah But have you gotten past this point with the mouse? Remember how many football players he didn't know? Yeah, you don't know anything about sports, dude Okay, well I'm gonna try. I'm gonna go- It, it's not- … just buck wild It's just not possible. It's not possible. Oh, God, Zach. All right. Zach. Zach, do you wanna come in and do Chihuahua when I get to it? Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Okay. He, him and he c- you bring in your f- wear your football jersey. Yeah, put your hat on Okay, here we go. Here we go You don't… What's wrong with his hat? It's like it's got a- It's the Lakers. If you buy the Lakers, you can wear the hat. It's gotta be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that, that means you're in go mode. Yeah, exactly. You're in, like, mouse, mouse maven mode. Uh, Amy calls me a mouse and keyboard specialist as my job here. That's, that's- Mouse and keyboard. Come on in. Come on in close. Come on. All right. We believe in you. All right. We know what you need to do. I wanna see how the young people do it. Is it U? H. Hua-hua. I forgot how to spell it. Chi- chihuahua. Yeah, yeah. That was a- … that was a key, a key point of this. Yeah, w- no one checked to see if I could spell before they brought me in here. I gotta write it Chi- huahua. Chi- huahua. You know what we're gonna do? Our favorite type of dog. Let me do it from Sarah's computer. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do it, yeah, he's gonna do it from a r- with a real mouse. Well, hold on. You're say- you're saying that you could've been just doing this qui- We could've been acting like we were doing the quiz the whole time? The whole, the whole time. I mean, who am I kidding? I haven't done anything the entire quiz anyway. I'm over here drinking coffee. No, listen, you also typed chi. Oh, God. Guys, we can do this. We will do this. I mean, if- There's no question. It's gonna feel so good. We're gonna forget all the mistakes we've made Chihuhua. We're all impressed that you're pronouncing it correctly back here Okay, so you got it? Chihuahua I mean, look at how smooth his- This is- … the cursor's moving. C- … H-U, uh, H-U-A. You, you, you're not helping. I'm not, I'm not. You're… Oh. You don't, don't say anything. Was that my fault? Yes. Don't say anything. Were you listening to me? What? Yes, I was. No, you weren't. No, you weren't. C-H-I, Hua Hua. Chi Hua Hua Wow, Zach. That's, that's, that's- That's good. That was good. That was pretty good. Pretty good. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I've had a fishing rod over here the whole summer. Here we are again. Next question, 14, two and a half. Remember that Oh, oh, oh. I got a speller. I got a speller feller. All right. Hey, hey, hey. Don't, don't- I bet he's gonna get it this time … don't distract him. Don't distract him. I don't- I'm not distracting him HUA, HUA. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Touch the dots before they disappear. Oh, Zach, do it. And now… Gee. Ah. Ah. Okay. So you know what? When, when we said we were gonna do the impossible quiz, we meant Zach was gonna do the impossible quiz. We're just gonna s- After all this time. Could've been doing this the whole time. I mean, these mouse ga- Being good, being good at the mouse doesn't help you in life. We have a keyboard, except unless you're Zach. That's right. Of course, we, we need him right now, don't we? We, we, we really need him. Oh, God. Whew. I don't even use a mouse anymore. Well, you don't even use a computer. I mean, I, I, I just use a- Right … you know, I use the little trackpad on my iPad. Holy dookie. Would you guys like to hold for a second? We can program this so we only have to start post chihuahua. Yes. All right. Everybody please hold. So you'll give us a shot at it. I think maybe it's just about trusting myself. All right, are you ready? Yeah, I think it's a tr- We're gonna drop, I'm gonna drop you in on the dots. Yeah, drop me on the dots, Zach. All right, now we're, we're starting with dots every time. I feel like we cleared a checkpoint and now 102 is Oh, you missed it. You missed that one. I did, I, I got all of them except that little one. But y- Oh. His mouse- Your, your mouth, his mouth works so much better than your mouth. One, one more chance. There's a- One more chance for me. There's a glitchiness in the mouse. There just is One more chance for me. All right. Dropping in at 102. If it was a real th- a real dot in real, in the real world and I just had to hit it with my finger, I could do it No, no, not that. That's not a dot. That wasn't a dot. That was a square There it is. Oh. What, he, he, he was so close, right? Yeah, you, you were right there. How are you, how are you getting good at it now? I'm trusting myself. I'm becoming one with the dot. Chihuahua Oh God. I'm so tight. So stressed. You had another chance. Oh. Oh. You can still go. Oh, you were doing so good, Rhett. Rhett. It was amazing, Rhett. Yeah, I know. Oh. Dang it. It's- Oh, man. What, what, what I have found is that if I just disconnect a little bit from the mouth, it's Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just go, "Eh." Then that really, it really st- it really just starts to sink in, you know? Oh, God It's more, it's more about what's happening in my mind We're just, we're just sitting down. Yeah. Yeah. That, I wasn't, I, I wasn't thinking about the- I'm gonna help you … I wasn't thinking about the right… Yeah. It's hard. It's fine, right? It's hard. It's hard. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I shouldn't help you. Yeah, don't help. Don't help at all. It's a genuinely hard game. I've never hated Dan and Phil more than I do now Which is just a little. Just a little. 'Cause I never hated them. But now I do. Good work. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, Rhett. No, that- Okay. It's okay. You have another chance. Why are they getting faster? Rhett, you're getting so close. Yeah, I know. I know you can make it 'cause you got so close. This is impossible. Dude, this is actually a lot of pressure. Do you guys do this, like, all the time? Yeah, we live on this edge, Zach. Ugh. Man, it's hard. But once we clear it, there's another checkpoint. We never have to do it again. There are a bunch of skips at the bottom. Yeah, what about all the… Yeah, what about all the skips? Come on, Rhett, you can do it. Rhett, I feel like you're getting worse every time. Yeah, I know. I don't know what, what's going on. Oh. I, it's like I don't even know what's happening anymore. It's gonna work, Rhett. You're gonna get it. You can do it. So will the skips work? Uh, yeah, yeah. It'll work now, but- Oh, we have to save the skips … oh, we have to save the skips. Mm-hmm. Save the skips. You do need all the skips. Are you serious? You're telling me that it's gonna get harder? Oh, no. Come on, Rhett. Yeah. You can do it. Concentrate. Maybe I should just close my eyes. Yeah, yeah, just, just zen it out. Down low, up high, to the right. Rest up enough. Here you go. Here you go Down low, up high, to the right. Come on, Rhett. Don't give up. Yeah, man. Don't give up. This is like fourth quarter. You can do this. I've, uh, I f- I'm all, I'm almost completely out of- Is your hand cramping, Rhett? Yes, really it is. My wrist hurts. Ugh. Welcome to watching two guys watch another guy play a game that you don't see. Yeah, you can't get this kind of content anywhere. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Down low, up high, to the right. Oh. Why? I don't understand. This man, he's all angry. I don't even see where he's clicking on this one Oh, yes, Rhett! Rhett, you did it. Search vanish. Yep, yep. We're gonna save it. Yep. All right. We're saving it. We've hit another checkpoint. We're saving, saving every time. Boy, those are lifesavers. Yeah. Woo. Way to go, Rhett. Man, okay, I feel like I'm starting to get this figured out. All right, so there's a countdown happening. Oh, oh, I have to search. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, let's a- let's actually reengage . Okay. Well, I was… It- I, I started moving it towards the end and I didn't realize. Ugh. I need to go, like, lawnmower mode. You know, like, go at the top and go f- and go across the whole thing. Mm-mm. Mm. Mm. So I'll start up here. Don't give up on us. We're gonna get there. Oh. Oh. Are you searching? Yeah? Well, I, I didn't s- Should I be- I didn't s- … clicking as I search? I just didn't- No … see the cursor. Yeah, that's what I wasn't sure of either. Couldn't see the cursor anymore. Yeah. I mean, I, I started at the top, so I knew I was at the top. This time I'll start at the bottom on the skips down here so you'll see my s- my, my cursor. See? And then I'm coming up and I'm going back and forth. I think it was in the, like, right there, kind of on the right side. Right center? Right center. I saw something blip. Do you remember where the word search was? It's kind of where the C was in search. Okay. How do you know this? Uh, he knows everything about it. He's watched Dan and Phil. Oh, there it is. Oh, there we go. Okay. Do the opposite. Do the opposite. Don't click the small yellow happy sun. Why'd you click that one? 'Cause I clicked a big red angry sun Opposite of every word Opposite of every word. Okay. All right. Do the opposite of every word. Okay. Do- So it's not a son All right, I'm gonna tell you- It shouldn't be a son … I'm gonna read the opposite of every word Is that thing? There he is. Oh, where is he? Oh, yes. Okay Do click Click … click the big red sad moon. Big red sad moon. I picked the big grey sad moon, 'cause there was no red What? What? Yellow doesn't really have an opposite, so yellow, like click, is, it's the same. There's no… And I guess this is, uh, not acknowledging the color wheel. All right. Where is that thing? Where is it? Where is it? It's like you find it and then you immediately go off of it So I should pick the big, sad, yellow moon? Yellow, yeah, large yellow sad moon. Okay Large yellow sad moon. Do click the large… Yes. Here we go. What is this? Kiwi nectarine apple gooseberry. I don't know. Time is running out. You do have to, uh, tell it exactly what it is. Oh, I have to spell it? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. B-A-N-A-N-A. Seriously? We need Gwen Stefani in here. It's n- it's not that I'm completely zapped and dejected, it's that I'm saving all of my s- energy for celebration There you go Come on now. You know what to do. Okay. B-A-B-A-B. Where's B? B, A. Where's N? Where's N? N. Okay. I am, now I'm fi- I'm finding- Is that the truth stranger? I think I can do this without you, Zach. You got the B-A-N-A-N-A. I believe in you. B-A-N-A-N-A. I need this for myself. I'll also tell you right now that, uh, for the N, it's the second N in nectarine. That's weird. Why? I don't know. Yeah, don't ask why Where's the bee, then? Bee? It's tough, huh? It's tough. I was on the B. I was on the B. So the moment- Try double-clicking on the moon. There's a glitch that might make you skip this question. Oh. Really? I don't know if it works in this, um, ported over version of the game, but- I would love to try it. I'd like you to try. We're not stopping till we're through. We're never doing this again. Yes. Okay. Oh. Keep on the road. Keep on the road. Keep on the road. Oh, no. Maybe bring your cursor down. Hold on. This is gonna get hard. Oh, you wanna put your cursor up? I wanna keep my… I wanna keep it on the road. All right, wait. Let me- I think I clicked … guys. I can pause on that one and have him restart from there and get rid of that sign. Yeah, you were clicking. Okay. So what, what was that experience like for you? Fun. Very fun. No, I mean, like, when you were following the road, what was- It was like driving. You, I… How har- why was it hard? It didn't look hard. It wasn't hard until it bec- until I star- had to go the opposite way, and then I clicked 'cause I was moving suddenly. Whoa I mean What a maddening thing, you know? Yeah. It got hard, like that curve is gonna be hard every time. I'm gonna tell you that right now, brother Don't put your mouse on it yet. I'm gonna checkpoint you there. And then we'll start you back on the driving one. Got it. We gonna be checkpointing at every turn now. Yep. That's gonna What? Ugh. I don't understand. Like, it, it, it- You're implying that we ever understood. It makes it where you have to be on a specific pixel of that little guy. It isn't just like you have to be on him. I'm like, yeah, I'm on him right now. Right there. Right there. That's him. Double click. Get through this thing. Yeah. Okay, pause here We're, we're going to do a- Yes, I love that sound We're going to do a little bit of a checkpoint. We're so close. We're at 106. You ready now? Almost. 106. Then we have seven, eight, nine, 10. That's four more. All right, go for it. Keep on the road, buddy. Keep it between the lines Stay on the path, bud. Don't… Whoa. Oh, God. All right, one more chance and then I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go hands off and use my mind. Okay. Zach, you have a new nickname. My mind. This is my mind. That's what my mom would be known as, Link's mind. Okay, here we go. Stay on the road, good buddy. Keep it 'tween the lines Oh God, that is hard. All right, I'll use my mind. Use my mind. All right. I don't even understand how you would do that. You just kinda have to zip over real fast. Well, of course. Of course that's what you have to do. I mean, I told you. You said you didn't know. Okay. All right. It's more just… It's like I'm driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, Rhett. Yeah, Rhett. I mean- Why'd it stop in the same spot? It's hard. That's a hard curve. Yeah. It's a hard curve. Mm-mm. Ugh. Uh, it's gonna be so worth it It's worth all this hard work that I'm putting in Yes, yes. It didn't look like you hit the side. Hit the top. Can I just say that- Can I just say that Maybe make the cursor smaller Oh, that's a good idea And we can do it. We just gotta keep believing Gooch up there Getting worse, Rhett Yeah, I maybe I should use my left hand It was painful watching us do this If I really want you guys to make this and Re- I just want your mind to know that once it gets to the end of the road, there is an arrow that your mind has to click. Oh, great. Okay. Noted. Noted. Anybody here ever play Sly Cooper? Deep cut. Here we go. Here we go. We're just driving. It's just a nice Sunday evening drive. It's just a road. See, right there, I think, Rhett, you just need to take a beat. You just need to, you just need to take a little beat. Okay, and do what? Then move to the right Hey, Chase, you got any tricks about double clicks and stuff- … to get us through this question? Yeah, Chase is looking into some cheats right now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe your mind can try clicking and holding the left mouse button in the beginning and releasing it in the end. He might think about it. Mm-hmm. Okay. My mind will try that next time. Clicking the left mouse button and holding it the whole time? Yep. Does that mean you can go anywhere, like in Spy Hunter? Spy Hunter is what I was gonna say. We're the only two that know what that is. Spy Hunter was this, this like- It was a game that functioned just like this … but you were driving a car, and if at the very beginning you went all the way over to the right- To the right you would just, like, drive on the edge- Skip the whole level … of the screen, just keep driving and driving over everything. It l- it was like a way to just see the whole game Oh. Oh, man. I was. What did you do different? You talking to yourself? Well, this seems a little random. What did we do different, Mind? Oh God. I'll just hold in that move. Link, remember when you won the Good Mythical Summer charity competition? Yeah, man. It's a big year for you. How did I do that? Well, you got more money. You had a real late surge. Well, where did I get most of my money from? Um, there were some rounds worth lots of money towards the end of the summer. You really got those rounds down. Yeah, when it, when it really counts, I step up. Belvedere really helped you out. No cheating in this game. Yeah, that was, that was, uh, that was a, that was a big moment for me- Oh, that's right. I did get that last one … now it's being completely erased by this anguish. We got a spin on it. You know what? We're all in this together. We either, we're gonna live or die based on this, this happening. This is our endless summer Good Mythical Summer's never gonna end. Slow. Slow. It says slow. I feel like I gotta go fast. There's, I mean, I, I think it's an optical illusion. It makes you think you're gonna go to the right, but really you're not, and that's why it's so hard. It looks like you need to turn right, but you still have to go, you have to take into account the scroll, and that's what makes it so fiendish It's like the world's hardest Frogger You know what I'm saying? Yeah, probably. Let me concentrate while I'm doing it. You really just think about moving right. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'm wrong. No, you're, no, no, you're right. You're right. You're right Well, I'm just gonna- Do you think your mind could use a mouse pad? I'm just gonna- Okay. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna visualize it. Let's just close our eyes and visualize Mm. Oh, man. How's that mouse pad working out? If it was- Oh, no. Did anybody think being in your guys' heads would be funner? Oh, God. I think I might start weeping. We need, like, one of those, uh, controllers that you control the mouse with, like, your whole hand, like with a Wii. How else do you control your mouse? I don't know. You know, like- Slow. Like, we need, like, an Apple Vision Pro And you don't just get lost in it Okay. I haven't actually cried in a couple of years, I think. I think it's my medication. What does flex up mean? I mean, it means that the medication's working. You guys, we just resort to watching Zach finish this for you at this point? Oh, that's what we're doing. Yeah. You got a problem with that? No, I just wanted to make sure I was on the same page. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, wait, what do you think we're thinking right now? I'm s- We're just, we are just completely dejected, Carney. This is a low point in the history of Good Mythical Morning. How much is past that road? Dan and Phil can burn. I just don't, I just don't believe that they were able to do it. There's no way they did it. It's impossible. Oh, God, we can do this. Oh, that was so close. But you're, what you're telling me is if they really did it for real, without skips- Yeah, I've tried slower … that Dan and Phil- Yeah, but you got to remember who's volunteering … would get to this and they would have to go through 100 and whatever questions to get back to this every time. How long did it take them? You watched it when it happened? But was it a live stream or something? Just one video? Oh But that was back when mice were easy. That was back when the mice were good Maybe they did it in parts 'Cause I just don't think there's any way you could I'm starting to feel sick. Like, I feel emotionally sick. You, you carsick? What if your mind tries when the, the, it starts just, like, pushing your arrow outside of the game? Spy hunter t- mode. Yeah, spy hunter mode. Go completely to the side. Or all the way down. Is this a researched idea or a- Yep Okay, well. That's cool I think it's working. Nope. Yeah, it works until it's cur- curved The Dan and Phil tutorial? All right, they're watching the Dan and Phil tutorial right now You know those setups where people like literally have like the inside of like a rig- Just gotta get through that … and they play like- Yeah … online? Like it's… Yeah, like the special controller. That, you could do it with that. Oh, so we're not even close. Oh, it keeps going and going? There's a lot more road It's just tricky. It's just a little… It's just a- Tricky quiz. Mm. But we need to save all our skips? Yep I mean, how could you… So, uh, so we, we, we should just call this the most painful Good Mythical More ever. We should just title it that. We- I'm gonna go with the raw blind confidence of a straight white man. I, I, I need pain reliever, I think. Can I get… I mean, I would leave and go get it myself. You know what? I'd love to get it myself. Hold on. Okay, I was gonna present, we have a choice. So how pot committed are we here? 100%. 100%, okay. We could skip this, and then- No, oh, no, dude, the whole thing, but to this? We could skip this, and then when we get to the end you might have a little caveat, a little asterisk next to our success, but- at least we have our sanity. Yes. Well- And then you get Good Mythical More in, and then that's all- … we don't have that anymore either I mean, I've never felt so crazy contributing nothing, you know? It's like I'm so inve- I'm just, you know, I'm just like you. W- why are we still here watching? This is like watching Chad try to beat Legend of Zelda. Okay, We're gonna use a different part of your brain. So- Oh, wait, I- Mr. Mouse and Keyboard over there, he can't do it. So you're just sight unseen gonna take over and do it? No, no, no. I just wanna try. She might be a mouse whiz. We don't know She did that Okay. That's the tricky part. I'll just try one more time. You got it. But I need to take it… Here's a third one in case this continues to get rough. It might just be a calibration thing, or maybe it's just like- What else do we have to do today? This. This is it, right? Of course. This is the only other thing we have to do today. You know how this, we work around here Everyone just comes together and we shoot one episode of Good Mythical More-ning. One episode of Good Mythical More. That was really close. I mean- And then we go home Once you get through that dead man's curve It's, there's a lot more road. There's a lot more road, huh? Yep. Okay. Well, let's do, let's If we sk- how can we skip it? If we skip it and then, will we get all our skips back if we just Mm-mm. I think you could just get to the end and find out that you got, you got to the last question, but you just didn't fully finish. Were we counting on skipping the last question? No, no, no. You need all of your skips to win. The last question's like, "Use all your skips." Yeah, it's literally just skip, skip, skip. It's the ultimate rage bait- Yeah … if you've skipped throughout Oh. You were supposed to just take all your skips. You're, you're, you're looking pretty good there, Kalyn. -Amy just said that the game designer is so mean. Yeah. He's a sadist. What is he up to these days? He's on Twitter. Oh, that's my bad. Oh, right Anything good on your phone, Rhett? Uh, I can do my, I could do my, uh, breakfast order for the- Thanks, Rhett … the meeting later on Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah We can look- We can get breakfast … we can look at what we're gonna get for breakfast We have a meeting tomorrow and we're getting- Yes. Oh. Alright. Oh, she got out of there? But, but after that, then what? I mean- It's, it's literally, it's like this. Yeah. But I think it's doable. Oh my gosh, this is so stressful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna do it. You're gonna do it, brain. Second brain, Kayln brain. If I do, what would you need - You're counting us as having brains? Oh, yeah. Thank you for that She did that curve once. Does that mean she can do it every single time? Hey, hey, y'all, no pressure What if driving was this hard? Nobody would do it. I, I don't, I don't feel… Who? He thinks he can do it. He's a, he's g- bet- he's really good with a mouse We have a mouse expert who's coming? Well, that's what Zach was. Can you slow down the whole thing? Like- Mm-mm … like when you listen to a podcast on, like, 0.5? That's- Which I do all the time Let's get an older computer. Oh, that was so close. Hold on. You slow down a podcast? Yeah, I, I, I, uh… I, I, I didn't know why that feature was there. I've never heard of anybody doing Every word talks like this. So we're gonna find out who's better with a mouse, is Zach with an H or a Zack with a K? And this is gonna be like- A science experiment There's many, many brains forming back, like a lineup of brains waiting to try to give this a shot. Every- you need a long More every once in a while. St- You know? This is what it's like to be a streamer. You know? 46 minutes in, we're just sitting there saying nothing. That's why we're not eg- That's why we're not streamers. Davin had a pretty good idea here just to like, you know, be most productive with our time. What if we came out and took care of the thumbnails right now on camera? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that How do you feel about this game right here? What do, what do I get to do? Uh, you go for the game. Oh. Not completing Be a little happy. It's so tiny. What was that? Link. Oh, Link. What do we do in the main? It was the baseball game. That was, that was today? Yes. We’ll have you low to the desk. Oh, baseball bat. Props, huh? Yeah. Yeah, put me out of my misery. Just like, just bash it, just bash my head in. Over the shoulder please. Is it like this? And then low to the deck Little lower. Perfect This is what we do, y'all. There are people around the computer back here like when they got Bin Laden. Oh my God. Endless summer, like literally. Well, and they are filming that. That's a good thing, you know. So we do have, we have a feed. It's too small. Okay, Twinkie's in. I think, I think they did slow it down. Twinkie's in. He's in He hugs the middle of the road. Look at, he's good. He's good The little false sense of hope every time. Link. Hmm Oh, it, it glitched. It glitched This is like watching a younger generation trying to, like, solve the largest existential problems that we face as a species. Yeah. And we're like- We know we're of no help … "We'll, we'll leave it up to them." Right. Hopefully they got it figured out Thinking about skipping. We're thinking about skipping. Thinking about skipping. When's the last time you pulled an all-nighter? Yeah, not recently. GME But there's Dan Did I hit a median? What was that? What if we just give up? We can't give up now, dude Let's just go ahead and burn the set And then, and we said that's what we were gonna do, right? have to go into business mode. What is business mode? You know, when we, like, go to our office and business. Me- you know, like, run the company and stuff. Okay. You know? Make high-level decisions and, uh, come back and see that, oh, y- they did get through it. And then, and then- And then we're gonna keep completing the quiz and taking full credit for it. Well, and what I'll do the whole time that we're doing business things, at least part of my mind will be here working on this. Yes, yes, yes. It w- yeah. Let's leave your mind here- Yeah … to continue- Well, part of it. Pa- I gotta take some of my mind to the business stuff, too. No, just have your body on the business stuff. Okay, I'll make some b- some b- Zoom, Zooms calls and whatnot … some embodied decisions. And then your mind is going to be here trying to not touch the sides of that street. And w- and when you do it, call us back. We'll celebrate in body, in, in spirit. Body and mind. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right, so le- leave your mi- leave part of your mind here. Put it over there. All right. I'm, you know, 'cause we, we can do two things at once. That's why there's two of us, and everyone over there. We are back. Okay, here's where we stand. So what we- It has been how… Two hours? A little over, yeah. An, a, over an hour since we've been gone. What we have discovered is that Zach has gotten- Your mind. My mind has gotten to a place where I can consistently beat the- The road … the road. But what happens is, in fact, my mind beat it five times. But each time we got to the end of the road, there's some kind of glitch that we've encountered because of the fact that this is like- It says game over … a port, and there's not really, Flash doesn't exist anymore. I don't know the correct computer terms, but we're not really dealing with the original website. And so it's glitching and c- causes it to be game over once you get to the end of that. And I'd love to say that we did a lot of great business and company running, but we just went back to our room and just wept on each other. Wept. Yeah, first time Link's cried in months. Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. Years. When I get to this 107, I'm gonna skip it. I'm gonna use one of our skips. Now, what that's gonna do is that is going to guarantee that we, uh… My family's wondering where I'm at. It's, it's been, been, been so long. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna guarantee that, uh, we do- we, we don't, we can't beat the game because we have to have- But we are still gonna beat the game. How are we gonna do that? We're gonna show a picture of what it looks like if you do beat the game because we got that from the internet. And we're gonna celebrate. And then we're gonna celebrate like we beat the game. Y'all, y'all got it? All right, I'm ready. So here we go. Oh, you can skip this one. Oh. You can't even skip that. You can't even skip it? So how do I skip that and then get over to the skips? I have to go down and over. Um, you can just go straight to the skips. Yeah. I need to skip, oh. Just click the skip. You don't have to- 'Cause that, 'cause that is the question I'm seeing. That is the question, yeah. Yeah. Got it. Got it. But it was nice to see one more fail screen. Okay, here we go. Here's a skip Yes … level seven. How do you do? How do you do? Oh, you get to see one more game over screen. Wha, wha, what, what happened? Well, how do we do? We don't know how we do. I don't know. I di- I didn't do anything. We have to think. We have other questions to answer. Did you click? I didn't click anything. Oh, you didn't? So that was a fake game over screen, and then don't do anything. What? Okay, skip. And then how do you do? Like, you can put the mouse, like you can put the mouse over one of the questions and get that fake game over screen. Not… But don't do anything You do well. It was a fake. Wow, they- Oh, the code. The code's lost? Oh my gosh. Four. Oh. What? What? Space. You hit space. Oh, no. Oh, so we ha- this is what we have to remember the code from question 50. Uh, I know the, I know the code from Lost. And when it says lost, that's the, that's referencing the, the, the, uh, T- V- T- Telesin. I think I'm gonna have to do this with my brain. I, I, I could do brain. I'll read it to you. Your brain needs to know what numbers you're reading. Yeah, I'll, I'll read them to your brain. 4815162342. Yes. That's great. With spaces? Yeah, 481516- All right, skip, skip this … 2342. All right. Now, now- Now don't do anything. Don't do anything. Ah. It, that's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake How do you do? It was fake. Okay, and now- Let him do it. He's got it 4- He's got, he's got it … space 8. He's got it. He's got it. You got it? He sees it, man. You don't need my help. Alright. 23, 42. Oh. Okay. Not fast enough. My brain is, is taxed right now. This thing- Because my brain has been, while we were doing bu- while we were weeping on each other- This has ruined- My brain was back here working on this the whole time … like, this has made me a bad person. Like, I mean- I've done multiple things- Yeah since leaving. Yeah. And I've just been the worst versi- Yeah … I've been a worse version of myself. I hate mice now. I think, I think we should do more experiments on mice. That's how I feel right now. Yeah. I'm just in a bad place. Yeah, we are in such a bad place. Until we win, win. Just, just let him, just let him do it. He just, he just needs to focus. He just needs to focus Okay. And remember when you were repeatedly clicking? Yes. At the beginning of our More? Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Give me a break. Oh, God. Click the arrow. Click the arrow. Click the arrow. Oh, c- you clicked the poop, dude. The arrow in the poop. Oh, there You made him crap an arrow, and you have to click that. Well, you should've said it louder. I was trying to only help you as much as you needed. I didn't realize you needed more. He, he pooped an arrow? He pooped an arrow. Okay. Well, I pooped… I, I was clicking so hard I didn't even look at what came out of him. Yeah, that'll happen. Oh, my gosh. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't. Is all fake Yes. And then this next one. Okay I'm getting good at that. Yes. Okay, here, here. Now, all right. Clickity, clickity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make him poop, make him poop out the arrow. Hurry, hurry, and then go down to it. Now, now, now, now, now. Dude, what happened? You gotta be right on it. You might need the mouse pad back from your brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your brain doesn't have the little mouse pad anymore. Uh, no, no, no, no, I- I feel like I can d- I feel like my hand can do it this time. Oh, beh, mouse pad I mean, I'm so glad that we're getting done with this, but this is a horrible experience. Yeah, yeah. It's, it's really, it's really the worst, isn't it? No, no, what? W- there's no time for that I'm, I'm a, I'm a bad virgin myself. Don't tempt me Oh gosh. Okay, poopy arrow. All right. You're down there closer to the crack with that cursor this time. Hey, now go down, go down. Lower, lower! You're not going low enough. I swear to you, it's- There's a middle- I'm s- … arrow in the middle of the arrow I, no, yeah, I swear to you, it's stopping me before I- I'm going to the arrow and it's, the arrow's resisting me. It's resisting me. Like, it's crazy what it's doing. I can tell the cursor gets to the edge- It go, and then it brr, and then it brr. It, it breaks up. Maybe let your mind try it. No, I, I'm, I have to do something. My body has to succeed at something. I haven't done anything. It's fine. 15, 16, 23, 42 I don't think you have to hit this button. Yes. 110. Okay, so this is the last question. It is potentially the easiest question there is or you m- your worst nightmare depending on how you play. Good luck. Use your skips. Look at this joker. Yeah. Look at, look at what… Yay, we did it. We did it. We finished. That's it? You are a winner. That's all you get? Amazing. Well done. You've done it. We did it. We beat the impossible quiz. We did it. We beat the impossible quiz. Singlehandedly. No help. In one sitting. I wanna thank my friend's mind and everyone else that… All right. So here's your Imposcar. Go ahead and make a speech for us. I wanna thank mice everywhere. I'm, I'm sorry for what we do to you to, like, in like testing- Who is that? … drugs and stuff. And, uh, we'll stop. We're gonna stop doing that. Who is this? We're gonna stop doing that. We also have some medals for you. Stop that. Which are of course Impossible Meat medals. Oh. You can don those. Okay. All right. Uh, this… It's not real meat, it's Impossible Meat. In the back. And of course we've got a dictionary for ya. Oh, a dictionary. Well, it's that big. But, I mean, you guys are able to do the impossible, so I wonder if that word's even in there You're right. It is a dictionary. What are you doing? I'm opening it to the word impossible Illiterate. That's ironic that I read that. Impervious They've taken it out. Im- I see- It's not even in your vocabulary. Look at that. Look at that. That's where it used to be. That's so, so hilarious. And- I genuinely think that's a good joke … and what, what else? I think we got somebody here to wish you congratulations for doing a mission Thank you Congratulations. You completed your mission by doing the impossible, beating a game for kids from 2007. Yeah. Yeah, we did, and we're proud. That was Tom Cruise This is the best day ever. Thank you so much for being here this entire summer and hanging with us I need a hot shower. I need a col- I need a, I nee- I just, and I need a cold pie. Hey, the lesson here is nothing is impossible. You know, if you've got a large staff . Yeah. Don't run from your problems unless you're gonna come back later and take complete credit for them. You could do anything. You think we just live behind this desk? We have lives. Complex, sophisticated lives. Oh. Okay. You see? Unlock the most access to us ever, only at mythicalsociety.com
