Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: topfojvOI4Y
Episode Number: 3107
Transcript
We're matching the crew to weird texts from their moms. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got crew members here, and you all have moms that text you? Yeah. That is so sweet, y'all. And it's Blaine's first time on a Good Mythical More. Okay. Hey. I mean, let, let me be clear. I mean, Blaine's probably been, like, running around in the background on a Good Mythical More. But on a, on a crew, Match The Crew Good Mythical More. Thanks for having me. Yes. So, uh- Don't, don't thank us yet. Yeah. So your mom has your telephone number. Interesting. Interesting. My mom does not text me or call me. Okay, well- She just waits for me to call her What does that mean? But she doesn't… When she chooses to contact you in any form, it would never be text? She waits for me to call her. I guess she thinks I'm busy. Okay. If you text her, does she text you back- Which I- … or does she call you back? Oh, I don't text her either. I also don't call her. So you've never spoken to your mom? It's getting… Yeah, we don't speak. What do you wanna know really? What are you getting at? I'm just, does she te- I'm just saying my mom doesn't te- Does she text anyone? Oh, I don't think so. Mm. Because your dad doesn't really text you. Like, if you text your dad- Oh, he doesn't- … he'll call you back. He'll text me and he's, and he'll say, "Call me." Right. Okay. Exactly. He doesn't like to communicate via text. Mm-hmm. He likes to communicate over the phone. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Lisa? Yes. Hi One of these is you. That's true, Link. I don't know. I, I just wanted to single out Lisa. What were you going to say? That was pretty perceptive. Yeah, you think I was gonna say something else? Huh? No, I wasn't. I wasn't, I wasn't gonna try to, uh, deflect to anyone else's mom. Okay. Well, here's what I'm gonna address. I was gonna pick on Lisa's mom. Uh, the elephant in the- But I really don't know Lisa's mom … the elephant in the room is yes, Taylor and I have the same shirt, okay? Not on right now. Well, you get it on Thursday. That's right. Uh, I, I believe- Is it the same color? Yeah, we have the exact same model of shirt. Okay. And I've, I've, I've worn it on the show one time. It's a great fitting shirt. Looks great on you as well. Mm-hmm. Who wore it better? Uh, I don't know. I mean, and hold on, and you got the mule style. Oh. Oh. Okay, all right. Put your feet… Show your feet up. We're merging. You can't ask people to do that. We're merging. Yeah. You got- Show your shoe … your ankle showing. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I heard somewhere somebody said that you shouldn't see the ankles of a man over 40. Sorry. And Megan. Really? You shouldn't see me over 40? No, I was moving on. Don't look at me. I was moving on. Excellent start. Excellent start. Yeah, if this is the first thing you've ever seen from us- How could it be? … you're probably just like, "What? What is happening?" How could it be? Like, "What is this? What is this internet channel? I mean, they're not good at it." Yep. You know, that, that's what you'd be thinking right now. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. This one, we got a couple of texts, including a group chat. So the first thing that we have is, uh, this is back in 2025. "Did you ever hear the LA band Dolls?" Which first of all, great band. You responded- So that was the mom. Hold on. The mom said- I'm like confused. Which one's… That was the mom. That's correct. That's the mom. Okay. So the mom asked, "Have you ever heard of the band Dolls?" Person here said, "Nope." "Okay, just wondering." And then a little bit later, "Did you get your taxes done?" That was one exchange. Okay. So what I know so far is that somebody's mom is cooler than them. 'Cause they know about Dolls. Dolls is a great band. It's a great band. You're cool if you know about them. And they ma- and, and also, um, around this time last year, they were doing, I would, they think they were doing a benefit because they lost, uh, they lost their homes or home. I, I don't… In the Altradena fire. Yeah. And so they were doing like a big fundraising thing. Okay. Now we've got three people in this particular group chat. Mom says, "How's it going? Is Aaron's hood still safe? My God, these images we are seeing is heartbreaking and scary." Okay. And then a little time passes, "And what is your Hulu password?" I think this is, like, LA fire related. Yes. Yep. But then what is your Hulu password? This is a mom, this was a mom, uh, worrying about somebody's neighborhood, not their, like, hoodie. Seeing a lot of stuff coming from LA. And then wanting- Wanting the Hulu password … the Hulu password. So the mom is mooching off of the kid's Hulu password? I don't know. Um, I don't know. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I'm not good at this. But I feel like this is a- So … but th- this feels like a cool mom, like you said, and that might also mean young mom. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're the youngest here. I bet you got a young, cool, hot mom. I'm, I'm just repeating what Rhett said. I didn't say hot. I was thinking it. No, no, I wasn't. Okay. Give it to us. Hold on. How… Can you s- how old is your mom? I think she's… 62, I think. Okay. Oh. Okay. She's gonna love that you called her hot, though. Okay. So you're, are you the youngest, uh… Are, are, are you the youngest, or- I'm the middle. You're the middle. Okay. Blaine's the middle. Okay. They started kinda late. Yeah. Okay. All right. That is cool. That's cool. Had better things to do than make you. Yeah, that's right, you know? Get your, get your life lived before kids, you know? Not like- We did the opposite … not what we did. Now we're just starting to live. Well, I mean, but I kinda recommend what we've done. Yeah, yeah. I do. You know? Yeah. Go ahead and have kids now. Then start your internet career. Yeah. Would you, or you me? Yeah, I would you. All right. So the mom sent a… Nope, the child sent a plate, some sorta Asian dish with a bunch of peanuts on it, adding, "I'm a chef." Mom replied, "Yummo. Looks so good." And then the mom added, "I'm having a candy salad in fine china." And then put a picture of candy corn and some brown stuff on a fi- on a plate. Wow, that's a fun mom. Was that already happening, or did Mom whip up a joke? I'm having a candy salad in fine china. So whose mom is funnier than them? I bet you got a funny mom. I bet you do. Hmm. Okay. Tell me something about your mom that wouldn't be a hint. Just a fact. She's, like, 4'7". Okay. Hilarious. Okay. But, like- She's real small. Okay. 4'7"? Yeah. 4'7"? That, I might be underselling it, but I think- Is it because of all the candy? Yeah. 'Cause of the candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's, she's, she's small. Lot of candy. Shrunk her. Wow. Do you know how tall your dad is? Uh, he's about my height, so 5… He's probably, like, 5'6", 5'7". Okay. So. All right. Wow, that's a- … that's a categorically short woman. Yeah. That wasn't a hint, but, um, I think you make up for that with humor. Not that there's anything to make up for because you're short. Me or my mom? Or hot. Okay. She smells hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All, all- The short kind of- … all your moms smell hot. I mean, based on what I'm reading right here. Just that, like, everything just compacted into, all the hotness is just, like, compacted into shortness. Yeah, yeah. I like a short woman. Lisa, do you have any thoughts? Like, wish I wasn't here. We're not good at this. Okay, this mom had a lot to say, okay? And we don't even know what the response was. We, right out the gate, "Do you not understand the word style?" Oh, wow. Let yourself open up to new and different ways to dress. Have a signature look. I had a vision of you in this, and trust me, I could go so much further. Look at Pedro Pascal. That man can dress. That could be you. That is you. Open your mind and try new things. If I had more money, I'd be sending you all kinds of clothes every day if you'd let me. It's so fun. You used to let me. W- You used- I'm not done. Would your mom ever steer you wrong? I won't make you keep it, but really could be worn so many ways. Just Google to get an idea. The stupid models always look so dumb in the ads. That vest was everywhere else and looked great, but okay. Sad face. Wow. Mama bought a high fashion vest or sent a link and you hated it? Wow. And there is a response but it's cut off. It's cut off. Pedro Pascal? Is this because… Can I say something? This morning I thought about this when I put this shirt on, knowing Rhett had it. I wore a sweater vest, like, three years ago- … no shirt underneath. And- Yeah … and Link came in and said, "That's bold." And I pointed. Yeah. You said, "That's bold." And then just ke- and I've thought about that since that day. And it's funny that y- this… You are one to talk. Uh. It was just two words. Bold. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's the way you say it. Yeah. Um. Yeah. And you haven't done it anymore? I think I have. See? He's not here. I took it as a compliment. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You didn't- That's cool … you didn't- Yeah. I, uh- You didn't let it change your- Yeah, I agree. Like, you could've written this to me. Yes, exactly. That, that is bold. You probably didn't see me bite my lip. I don't think so, yeah. Well, I did. You've discouraged me from wearing your jacket when I took it. Oh, yeah, I said- Yeah, it was the opposite … I said- You said, "Y- I don't know if you can pull it off." You said, "Give it to Mikayla." Give it to Mikayla. No. No. No, I said… No, what did I say? You said I sh- I needed to style it, and I had to come back and show you. Yeah, you just put it on just to show that you took it. Yeah. 'Cause I didn't want it anym- it was in the pile of stuff. Yeah. Um, and I, but I said you need to f- if you put it all toge- I don't think you'll wear it. Yeah, that was it. But when you do, you need to put it all together and you need to go for it. Mm-hmm. And if you don't wear it in X amount of time, then you need to pass it along to someone else who also said they wanted it. Right. Which happened to be Mikayla. It was the way you said it. Okay, well… Yeah. I was present for it- Yeah and just sorta sat there cringing. Okay. Have you worn it? Like I do. I've worn it a lot, actually- Okay … the puffer jacket. Yeah, see? See? You can keep it. Look at Lisa. Lisa's like- You can keep it … "You can step in." You can keep it. I think this is the, I think this is the most lovingly odd text litany I've ever heard. Like, I was just clutching my pearls over here. This person- Link's biting my lip … her body's short, but her messages are long. Yeah. There you go. I think that this right here is- This person is connected with their mom, too. You know what I'm saying? Like- Yeah … if your mom talks to you like that, you're connected. So I'm giving candy corn, uh, dish humor to Megan's mom for now. Okay. This is a lot of pictures. And I want you to notice something about these pictures before you read the texts. Each one of these is a salad with a face in it. Yep. Somebody's making face salads. The first one, "Just a funny… Just a little funny to start your intensive day." You know, sometimes all it takes is a couple of face salads, isn't it? Yeah. Just a little funny to start your intensive day. Intensive day. Okay. That's sweet. "Today's salad masterpiece. Good luck to you both in Vegas. Have fun." Okay. And then finally, "Dad's new friend." Dad's new friend. Okay, good luck, um, to you both in Vegas. I, I happen to know that Lisa went to Vegas. Oh, well that feels cheating. And for the deadlift competition. You deadlift? Right? What? I do, but I, no, I did not go for a deadlift. How much can you deadlift? Really? If y- if you wanna talk about it. 180. Hey. Damn. Can you deadlift Link? Hey, you gotta… Yeah, well yeah. I'm telling you right now, yeah. You can deadlift Link. Can I? Would I? Shut up. You couldn't deadlift me. I should. Yes. I, you gotta be g- I mean, you gotta be, you gotta really hinge for that. Yeah, you gotta watch yourself. Okay, well- Okay. You need to really watch yourself. Yeah, mansplain deadlifting to her. Let me- She's good at it. Let me make some observations about somebody- That's fair … who makes salad faces often. That's a fun person. That's a person who is like, "You know what? If I do nothing else today to make myself happy, I can make a salad face." And make your daughter or son happy. And spread it around. Spread the joy. I love all of these parents. They're welcome here any time to be rated on hotness. We rate the hotness of our crew's moms. Yeah, okay. Write it down. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's start with Blaine. I feel like these might need to be switched though. These two? But not, no. Blaine and Lisa, but let's not. Hulu password. Hmm. Did you ever hear the LA band Dolls? Is that you, Blaine? Nope. Have you ever heard of the LA band Dolls? No. I have not. Has anybody heard of the LA band Dolls up here? Yeah. Okay, yeah, Taylor. Okay, these two. Yeah, okay. So we're switching these. Let's switch with Lisa, 'cause that's what I was thinking might need to happen. Um- Lisa, did you ever hear of the LA Bandos? Yes, she said yes. B- did you hear about it when your mom said something about it? This i- uh, ca- uh, uh, no, I- This isn't me, but I'm almost positive I received the same text. They, like, did some sort of … I don't know whose this is. This is not me, but my mom also probably sent a text because they were doing something I think, like, during the Grammys. Yeah, yeah. They did, like, a live thing, and I'm positive she was like, "Have you seen?" Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, they got, they got into the parent circle. All right, so we, we're really messed up now, dude. Okay. I, I think- W- give the salads back to Lisa. Pedro Pascal, but I think we gotta give Pedro Pascal to Blaine. This is, this … Yeah, Blaine. Your mom wants you to dress- Yeah. Come on, Blaine. Wear the vest … Your mama wants you to dress like Pedro Pascal, doesn't she? Is that you? It's me. Okay. Your mom is a handful. Uh, okay, Blaine, tell us about this. Finally. Give us some background. I don't … Clearly I understand fashion or style. I'm wearing the Mythical flannel, right? Yeah. Yes, clearly. Um- I think you have style. Yeah, you got style. I, uh, I brought the vest if you wanna see it. Yeah. Oh, yes, we do want to see it. You wanna see it? Yes. I want it to be on your person when you come back. Can you get it? Yes. So you leave. So good running around. All right. Taylor, please tell me. No, it's on me. God dang it. Well, dadgum it, who's… Are you- You certainly sound like Link, yeah We, we, we've never been so wrong about this. You've tried everyone? Oh, Blaine doesn't know how to put on a mask. So we gotta give that to Megan. That's why. We gotta give this- I'm a chef. All right, let's switch these. I'm a chef? Okay. All right. Well, let's just take a look. So Megan, this has to be you, right? What's your Hulu password? Yeah. She mooches off your Hulu? To be fair, I mooch off of everything else, and I said I'll do the Hulu. But then they added ESPN to it. Oh. So now I've got, like, $40 a month- that they kinda swindled me into, but it's worth it. Swindled. Okay. Yeah. Ugh. Uh, also, this, these aren't, like, far apart. These come in with each other. Okay, this one and- That's why… Yeah, like, this, this came- Can you give me a hand? … this came, this came. It's like do, do, do, do. Yeah, yeah. It's just like I gotta get all of my thoughts in one, and you can- These images are heartbreaking, and what is your Hulu password? Yeah. Yeah. If you can tell, I have a all caps LOL because of how fast they came in to me. Right. All right. Good Mythical More. Blaine. The vest is back. So she bought this for you? Yeah. Oh. And what did you say- What did you say that resulted in that text? I don't know, but I think I just… 'Cause it was a surprise. Sometimes she'll say, "I'm sending you a shirt," or something. I'm like, "Okay, sure." But, uh- Sending you a shirt … this just kinda showed up, and I was like, "What is this?" And then I texted my mom a picture of it, and was like, "I, I don't think I'm a vest guy." It's, it's just not the right fit on you. You need, you need it tailored. I, I think it could work if… It's just a little big. You know what? Y- I don't think you need a shirt underneath. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. That's too bold for me. But, yo, you, you don't have to dimisse Taylor. Lisa, do you have anything to tell Link about that comment? I don't do… Don't. I don't tell employees to undress- … or that they should be dressing less or that they look better if they wore less clothes. Right. Yeah, yeah. Right. Maybe just, maybe, maybe, maybe a rule for you is to just not comment on people's dress at all. And just say things like, "How are you today?" Well, that, that's bold. Too bold. So is the salad your mom? Yeah, salad's my mom. Is your mom fun? Yes. Y- y- yeah. I'm gonna send this to her. Yes. Uh, the link to this video. Yeah, no, she's super fun. L- I mean, she makes these… Yes, she is, she's great. Dad's new friend. Has she always made salad faces? No, this is something later in life, I think. I mean, this was not, when I was growing up, this was not an option. Wow. Yeah, it's like the first time your mom ever sent you a salad face was when you were well into adulthood. That's, that's a good feeling. Yeah. They're still growing as people. Now, does that look like- That's nice … uh- My dad? Your dad's friend? Yeah, 100%. I mean, I don't know if my dad has any friends, but if, if he did- they would have big ears. And, yeah. And a mustache like that. Probably wear glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, I think they would get along really well. My dad doesn't like talking, and the salad probably doesn't talk much. Right. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. So Taylor, your mom, uh, what… Did, did she construct that in response or do you think she was really eating that? Um, no, I'm sure she was really eating that. Um, but what you can't see though, you can kinda see if I turn it, this fine china. Uh, she has a set of these little bowls that have cute little hand-drawn dogs on them. You can't see the dog, but that's her fine china and I can't wait to inherit those. Okay. You can't wait for her to die. That's not what I said. That's only way to get them. A different kinda thing you can say. Okay. Well, since I'm on a roll, when, when she does, I know someone who can lift her. 4'7", I think I got her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you'd be fine. I think you could probably lift your mom too. Yeah. Okay. We could, we could all lift Taylor's mom. Together, yeah. Okay. Probably. Yeah. In support. In loving support. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a very supportive place. Is it time to go yet? Yes. There's a lot that goes into each and every episode of Good Mythical Morning. Mm-hmm. We have an incredible crew that puts a lot of hard work into each episode, and you can see their process. We also work hard, but- Yeah. You can see the behind the Mythicality process over on the Mythical Society. Yeah. I mean, I think maybe they work harder and I find out when I watch them too. That's right