GMMore 3126: Why Does My Family Say This?

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Channel: Good Mythical More

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Episode Number: 3126

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What weird words does
only your family use?
Welcome to Good Mythical More.
You know, families are little
microcosms of language.
Hmm.
You can come up with inside jokes
or references that circulate and
disseminate and reverberate to
the point where everyone in your
immediate domicile, but nowhere else
on Earth, knows what you're saying.
You had some words like this
growing up, at least that your
grandparents and whatnot would say.
Yeah.
And I don't know if they were very,
like, micro regional, if they were
actually limited to your family.
Like, when my family, yeah, when my…
My mom's side of the family, my mom's mom
and dad lived with my mom's mom's sister.
They all lived together,
and then- That's her aunt.
Yeah.
Her aunt.
She lived with her aunt, too.
Yeah.
And then they had, like, a, like,
eight other siblings, and they all
said things like, whenever they
would hold a baby, they'd say,
"He's a teensy-onsy." Teetsy-intsy?
Nope.
Teensy-onsy.
Teensy-onsy.
Teensy- Teensy-onsy.
Teensy-onsy?
Teensy-onsy.
Teensy-onsy?
Yeah.
Teensy-onsy.
Look at that little teensy-onsy.
So is it, is this a s-
riff on teensy-weensy?
Tee- Teensy-weensy.
I've never heard.
Tee- Like, the in, the teensy-weensy.
Eensy.
Teensy-weensy?
Yeah, teensy-weensy.
My family said teensy-weensy
for something very small.
Teensy-weensy is, like, when
something's really small.
It's a teensy-weensy little seed.
Yes, I guess it is, but
they said teensy-onsy.
Okay.
So they, so, so they riffed on it.
Yeah.
And it's only used for babies.
What about small animals?
Uh, I never heard it
used for small animals.
Mm-mm.
Okay.
All right.
Well- Maybe if something's really
cute and it's an animal, but
it has human-like qualities.
That squirrel baby looks
like a teensy icee.
Well, I get it.
I don't think- I got more where that came
from … I don't think I, I don't think
I have any that were just my family.
I think it was just regional stuff that
they said, like from South Georgia.
Um, I've told you this one
before, which always gets me.
Um, number two, if you do a
poop, they call that a hockey.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But you haven't heard that in yours?
You've heard that?
Or you've- No … you've
heard me say that.
We have a name different from that.
Oh, well, all right, don't give
it away now, 'cause we're guessing
who's … So crew members, including Hitch
apparently, did you submit a- Not that
not hockey- Correct … but another one.
But also not for poop, I think-
Yeah … is what she said.
Not for poop either.
Okay, nothing.
So you're not involved in this.
No, you are.
So crew members have submitted
things that their families have said,
but they don't have to be related
to hockey or poop or anything.
For the record, this was not designed
to be a guessing game, but you have
just turned it into that, so we're
just making some changes back here.
Oh, it's not a guessing game.
Okay.
All right.
It doesn't have to be.
Yeah.
I mean, has anybody ever heard of
the term hockey for using- Well, a
hockey puck looks like a little dooky.
I know.
And, and that's what you told me when I
told you this, but it's … I don't know.
And I thought it was the worst word ever.
I thought it was a curse word.
I thought the … It's,
I wanna say the H word.
Uh.
No, that one, the sport.
It's also something really bad, like
a steaming pile of- When did you
realize that hockey wasn't a bad word?
Couple years ago?
Uh, when I discovered hockey,
which is I think when the
Carolina Hurricanes existed.
Right.
So in your adulthood, basically.
Let's hear some other ones, though,
'cause Rhett apparently doesn't have any.
Okay.
In this, uh, in this cr- Jenna?
Yes, hi.
I don't wanna force you
anywhere you don't wanna go.
Well, I, well, I'm still deciding if
you want it to be a guessing game or
you wanna just me to tell you whose,
whose family it is for these famletics.
I don't think we're gonna have any,
any way- Tell us who it is and what the
word is, but we can guess what it means.
Yeah, let's guess what it means.
All right, cool.
For Brittany, uh, the phrase that
her family use is throw-up meat.
Throw-up meat?
Mm-hmm.
Throw up meat.
What would that mean?
I, I would imagine that what we're
talking about is like baloney.
This is what, this is what
her family calls baloney.
They don't… So Brittany, you on a mic?
Yeah.
Oh, she's right here.
So okay, this could either be,
"Oh, that's throw-up meat. We don't
eat that," is what you're saying.
It's like a category of meats that
you have a derogatory term for.
But throw-up meat could
also be your tongue.
You know?
It could be.
Would you like to know what it is?
It's just like, don't
bite your throw-up meat.
You know, 'cause when you throw
up, ugh, your tongue comes out.
That's the meat.
It's pretty literal.
Hm.
All right, so- What is it?
… who's right?
I think it's the tongue.
Uh, neither of you are right.
Throw-up meat- Give us a hint.
Okay.
Throw-up meat is one specific
meat, and it's not a negative term.
So is it meat that you toss?
No.
But is throw up in this
context, does it mean vomit?
Yes.
But it's a compliment.
Well, it's, it's just
a general descriptor.
Hot dog?
It's neither a compliment nor- I
think it's, you, so it's meat that
you think smells like throw up.
No?
Okay, tell us.
Okay.
Uh, throw-up meat is turkey burgers,
because when my brother was little, he
threw up after eating turkey burgers.
Oh.
And from that day on, when he wanted
turkey burgers, he would request throw-up
meat, 'cause he just re- he was little.
He remembered that he ate it
and threw up, but he loved it.
So that caught on in my family.
We always called turkey
burgers throw-up meat.
And so throw up makes you
a little bit hungry now.
Yeah.
To this very day.
Wow.
Um- That is crazy … also, on the
hockey front- Throw up meat … um, I
will just say my husband's family has a
name for poop that I won't say, because
it was, my husband grew up thinking
that this was a slang term for poop.
He then found out when he was older
that it was his dad's boss's name.
But it was so normalized in his home
that he thought that that was the word.
Oh, that was effective.
Like Stan?
Yeah, like a last name.
Bobby?
Yeah.
Oh, a last name.
Yeah.
Like Dominguez.
Yeah, like, "We're gonna
go drop a Dominguez." Yeah.
Definitely Dominguez.
And it was just what he called his boss.
I'ma teach my kids that the wor- my
boss's name is the… That's great.
Wow, that, it, it- That gives
you some satisfaction … he
must not have enjoyed his job.
Don't worry.
I don't refer to my
poop as Rhett and Link.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I made a little Rhett today.
Let's try- He, he needs some company.
Let's try a new one.
Leah is up next.
Uh, her family's term is Becky.
Becky.
Okay.
This is not a person.
Uh uh.
Is it an adjective or a noun?
It is a descriptor word, but
also it, it's a noun Okay, well
Link said it was a adjective.
It's a descriptor word.
It's not, it's not a person,
place, thing, or idea?
It's a word to describe a person
who's exhibiting a certain kind
of behavior Like a Karen Oh, okay.
So and did, did y- so you invented
this term after Karen or before Karen?
Before Karen Oh, wow.
Before Karen existed, there
was Becky in your house.
Yes She is such a Becky.
He is such a Becky.
They are such a Becky.
Exactly Because you knew a Becky,
and it was your mom's boss.
Close This, this is, this is
someone who is loquacious.
This is someone who talks too much.
This is someone who can't shut up,
a Becky Not quite But it is- Okay.
Okay … it is negative Correct
Okay It's someone who is bossy.
Can't share, can't stop
sharing their opinions.
Sort of Sort of It's one of the
options Okay Oh, there's options.
A Becky.
A, a v- Just a general B word, but not
Becky Yeah Oh, it's another way of saying
the B word Exactly And is that- Yes.
Okay, got it Did you know
a Becky who was a B word?
Uh, my dog's name was
Becky And was she a B word?
Oh, geez Oh, she was a delight, but,
uh- But she was a female dog … my dad
sometimes would, yes Technically, yes.
Wow And so because she was a female dog,
now you call people, you call the B words
Becky Exactly Okay, being a Becky Wow,
so it's a clean version of the B word.
A Becky Huh.
At what point does Becky become just
as bad as saying the real B word?
Uh- That's an existential
question … yeah, that really
is Take that back to your family
We, I approve though.
Son of a Becky.
Becky.
The way, Becky.
Son of a Becky.
It works.
Yeah.
It works.
You, you immediately get it.
All right.
What's the next?
Well, Hitch's family has a long
list of nicknames that specifically
her dad tends to come up with.
So I'm gonna give you a nickname,
and you need to try and guess who
maybe in the family these are.
Okay.
All right, so we got Doc and Izzy.
Doc and Izzy
I can give you their real names.
Maybe you could guess who in the family.
Doc is an uncle.
Nope.
Izzy's a grandma.
Nope.
Doc is your family doctor.
Kinda, kinda.
Doc and Izzy.
Doc and Izzy, are, are, are they a couple?
Yes.
Uh, neighbors.
No.
Family.
That's your mom and dad.
Yes.
Doc and Izzy.
Yep.
He calls himself Doc?
She calls him Doc.
He doesn't call himself Doc.
What's his… Where's Doc come from?
He is a doctor, so.
Oh, a doctor of what?
Uh, dentistry.
A doctor of dentistry.
Well, that's better.
A doctor of teeth.
He's an oral surgeon.
Oh, okay.
Well, there you go.
There's a doctor there.
There you go.
Uh, okay.
That, well, that makes sense.
Let's try out Stoshey.
Stoshey
Dashi is, um
Your brother?
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Do you wanna guess his name?
Yep.
Stan.
Josh.
Neither.
St- Eustation.
You got it.
Eustation
Tube.
Stashy.
Sta- Yeah, Stashy, and that
is for her brother Steven.
Can you guess what her
brother Patrick's nickname is?
Poshie.
No
Patty.
Starts with a T. I think- Yeah, you're
not gonna- You're not gonna get it
unless you have a little something.
Torkel.
Tweety.
Stashey and Torkel.
Stashey and… It ends the
same way, like, with a Y.
Oh.
Stashey and- Is that Tashi?
What's his real name?
Patrick.
Toddy.
Poshey.
Stashey and Poshey.
Pashey.
Tacky.
Nope.
Pootie.
Tabby.
I don't think they're gonna get it, Jenna.
All right.
It is Trivi.
Trivi.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, how did this happen?
I don't know.
My dad.
He just calls people- Everybody-
… 'cause he can't remember.
No, I don't think that's why,
but everybody has a nickname.
What does he call you?
Do we- What, um- We are revealing that?
Do we want to, do, do we wanna reveal
that, or- Now Hitch is off your last name.
Correct.
But there's a lot of
Hitch's- … in our family.
Mm-hmm.
So we can't all go by Hitch.
Yeah, so it can't be that.
Okay.
Of course, your first name
is, uh… Kat- Katherine.
Katherine, with a Y.
With a Y. I knew that.
Yes.
So- So it's got nothing
to do with Katherine.
Correct.
Well, then how are we gonna get there?
What does it start with?
An R. Hm.
Rhody.
No.
Rhoda.
Rory.
Riley.
Oh.
Ririe.
Richard.
Rick.
It's not a name.
Ribbit.
Yeah, y'all, uh, going off of
the other nicknames, none of
them are actual names really.
Ribbit.
Rabbit.
Give us a hint.
Where, where does it come from?
Uh, I don't know.
You don't know?
He just calls you th- Yes.
Rah Rah.
The, I'll give you the- I am looking
at it right now, and I have honestly
no idea where this could come from.
So I'll give you the second
and third part because there's,
like, a full version of it- Okay
that has less of an explanation.
The second word is Tinks,
and the third is Terwilliger.
Tinks Terwilliger.
Yeah, Terwilliger.
Terwilliger.
Tinks Terwilliger.
Wow.
Tommy Tinks Terwilliger.
Yeah, your dad's a character.
Tra- Tra- Travis The first, the
first word rhymes with Tinks.
Rinks.
Yes.
Oh.
Rinks Tinks Terwilliger.
Rinks Tinks Terwilliger.
That sounds like, I mean, he,
I think he should come up with
names for cartoon characters.
I, yeah, I guess.
Any of those?
And how often does he
call you guys these names?
I mean, my mom exclusively calls all
of us by those names pretty much.
Oh, what?
So now- Unless it's, like,
a serious conversation.
But everybody in my family calls me Rinks.
So when people say Katherine,
I really don't respond because
it's either Hitch or Rinks.
Rinks.
That is crazy.
And my dad calls poop a job.
A job.
Okay, I've heard, no, I've heard that.
Yeah.
I've heard the job.
And when my, when my mom- Yeah.
Where's he from?
Pittsburgh.
Huh.
When my mom needed him to use the
restroom in a hotel, he would say he
was doing a job, jobby in the lobby.
Yeah, but, see, my family would say,
"You, you, you gonna do a bad job?" Yeah.
You gonna do a bad job?
Maybe your family- They were, oh … used
to, no, maybe they were from Pittsburgh.
I think they were very
fixated on constipation.
That's where they got hockey from.
Somebody, they, they had a man- Yeah
… with a briefcase from Pittsburgh- Did
a bad hoppy hockey guy … probably
related to Hitch, who showed up one
day selling vacuums, and they picked
up on this, this Pittsburgh lingo.
I think that was my grandpa.
Yeah, exactly.
Could be
Next one.
Please let us know in the comments
the ones that you have, 'cause
I know you're thinking about it.
Let us know.
We got a couple more Hitches, or do
we wanna skip to the next crew member?
Two more.
Let us ha- let, we can't
guess them, just tell us.
Okay.
Uh, her dad and mom call her
dad's mom Weezer or Squeezer.
Okay.
Her name's Anne.
Okay.
Weezer or Squeezer.
And
yeah, and then Hitch's maternal
grandmother is Stormin.
Okay.
Her name is- Real name is Norma.
Yeah.
That one- Stormin Norma and Stormin Norma.
Stormin Norma.
The baseball player?
She was always stormin' around, yes.
The baseball player.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And wrestler.
No, that's Chase's grandma.
Okay, good.
Now that I s- that I see them, though,
it's, I kinda feel like- Stormin Norma
Steven K- it c- you can see how the
Stachi comes from that, and then
Patrick, you got the Tri- Trivi.
Yeah.
And then Rinks, Kathrin,
like it's in there somewhere.
Yes.
Like, he's got a, he has a logic to this.
Yeah.
He takes a middle consonation
and turns it into a nickname.
Now Weezer, I don't know about that
She probably wheezes It is my wheeze?
She have emphysema?
No.
Mm. All right, next one.
Who we got?
Next is James and his family's, uh, fun
little thing they like to say is, "That's
good poop." That's just a Canadian thing.
That's good poop.
Yeah.
But that's, that's a nice way to say,
"That's good sh-" No, it's not literal.
The poop is- No, I know it's not
literal, but it's like- Oh, yeah
if you say that's, that's- But
the, it's a very specific use case.
You, it's not like- Oh … an
open-ended that's good sh- So
what, what, in what situations?
Well, that's what you're trying to guess.
It's- That's good poop.
Is it conversation?
N-
no, no.
Is it, is it physical?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're looking at something- Yeah
and you can tell by looking at
it if it's good poop or not.
You're doing more than looking.
What?
You're doing more than looking.
Oh, you're eating it.
Yeah.
It tastes good.
Yeah, yeah.
Really good food you
call that's good poop?
That's good poop.
That's good poop.
That's good poop.
When food is good- That's good poop.
What is- But poop.
Yeah.
Does poop only mean food for you?
All food becomes poop.
It, it's not something I
would do in my own home.
It's, like, family gathering- Yeah,
yeah, yeah … where you have,
like, a weird Dutch uncle, you
love him, he's weird.
You say it because, "Oh, that's good poop.
Oh." "Oh, that's some really good
poop." "Oh, that's some good poop,
eh?" "That's the best poop." "Oh."
Is that what your family says?
I've had better poop than this poop.
100%.
Who else?
All right.
Our final one, uh, comes from Annaliese.
Her family has two acronyms as
slang that they use pretty often.
The first one- Acronyms … the
first acronym is BOMAD.
B-O-M-A-D.
Bring your own- There's no R … manicure.
Uh.
BOMAD.
Boy- Bo- Bring on, bet or but.
Oh, man.
Father.
Break- I'll give you a hint.
The O and the A are, like, the kind
of filler words that you n- that you
need, like a- B and D … conjunctions.
What y'all… Uh, nope.
So O is in a conjunction?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, just tell us what the O says.
Big.
The O is- Old.
Big old … the O is of and the A is and.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Additional hint, I brought some
serious paperwork regarding it.
That I had to email my dad for.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Very serious.
Can we, should we look?
Well, does it give it
away if we look at it?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
If you give us the first l
word, is it gonna give it away?
Maybe.
B of M and D. B of M and D. Mom and dad.
Yes.
Bucket- Babies of mom and dad.
No.
B- Bucket of mom and dad?
No.
Buttload of mom and dad.
That's good, but no.
Bourgeoisie of mom and dad.
Do you give up?
Does it seem like it?
Do we look like the type
of people that give up?
No.
No, no, no.
No.
Is this for, is this when
they're doing something?
No.
Ah, ah.
No.
No, not like that.
All right.
Let me look at it
So it's just a list of a
bunch of, bunch of things
It's, it's a l- it's, it's like
checking account balance It
says it, B- Bank of Mom and Dad.
BOMAD, Bank of Mom and Dad.
And so it's like, well, what, you ask
for money- This is any time that they g-
they, they gave you some money and they
would be like, the old- This is like,
it, they weren't even giving us money.
We would give them any cash we got from
babysitting or checks, and then they'd put
it in this digital Bank of Mom and Dad.
And then if we were at the store and
wanted to use their credit card, we
would reference BOMAD to see if we could.
Yes.
And so you would each ha-
they would keep your balances.
They managed your money for you.
Yeah, they did.
But would they also… So
they would remove things.
Yes, yes.
They actually kept up with it.
Oh, yeah.
My dad did.
Yeah.
Yeah, I told Shepherd and Locke that
we would do something like that.
And now Shepherd's 18.
So… $10 here, $7 here, $40.
Your, your sister spent
$40 for tech class.
Oh.
Oh, $150 for an encore.
You gotta buy those now?
I think that was our theater group.
I haven't actually read what all of
these are, so this is back from…
This is one of the last editions of
it, so- Right … I think I was, like,
in high school and just opened my own
account, but my younger siblings were
still cashing some babysitting money.
Oh, Josiah put $5 in the offering plate.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Look at that.
But then he withdrew $20.
Well, God multiplies.
That's
how it works.
He, he literally- You can't outgive God.
It says it right here.
He deposited five and he took out 20.
There you go.
He made $15 right there in the BOMAD.
There you go.
Is there another one?
Um, yeah, there's one more- All
right … if you have time for it.
Yes.
Okay, cover this up 'cause I
saw… I didn't see the answer.
I just saw that there was another one.
What is it?
It is CDFB.
CDFB.
It's a, it's kind of like a
checklist to phone, keys, wallet,
but for a different reason.
CDFB.
Oh.
Um, C, C stands for keys.
I don't know.
Give a C. CDFB.
Clothes.
Cl- Make sure you got on clothes.
Make sure you've got, make
sure you have your feelings.
Mm-hmm.
No, that's not it.
This was… Was- I can just tell you-
Yes … it does relate to BOMAD because if
we did, if we accomplished CDFB five days
out of the week or- Oh, chores … it,
it was kind of a chores related thing.
We didn't get much allowance, but we
would get, I think we would get, like,
dimes a day, but if you did them all,
you could get a dollar for the week.
But CDFB was a little checklist
for the status of a room.
So clothes gotta be c- put away.
Oh.
Floors gotta be cleared.
No, CD.
Dra- uh, yeah, CD.
Drawers had to be closed.
I don't know why that was a big
deal, but drawers had to be closed.
Wow.
Floors had to be clear.
Okay.
Bed had to be made.
Bed had to be made.
Hey.
Every single day.
CDFB.
If you wanted, like, bonus
at the end of the week.
Okay.
Yeah.
Your parents had some stuff figured out.
Yeah.
I just wanna let you know you
are good enough just how you are.
Thank you.
I did need to hear that.
You know?
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You don't have to, you don't
have to be perfect here.
Thank you.
But it doesn't hurt.
Yeah, how do kids turn out when you
just tell them, "Uh, we're just gonna
shut your door when people come over"?
That's the experiment I'm running.
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