GMMore 3129: Let’s Play: Wii Sports

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Channel: Good Mythical More

YouTube Video ID: _nd0JnjIA8E

Episode Number: 3129

Transcript

We're about to get sporty on the Wii
Welcome to Good Mythical More.
Boy, we're gonna be bringing
down our blood sugar that we just
sent up with the Disney foods.
Yes, we are, by being active.
Mm-hmm.
Um- The only way we know how.
This is an old school Wii,
which we've got working, and
what, what, what do you call it?
New… Is… There's a, there's
a newer school Wii, isn't there?
There's a Nintendo Switch.
That's it.
I call that the new Wii.
Yeah, yeah.
We're talking about- So the
old- … the original Wii … old
school Wii, and then, uh, yeah.
Then there's a couple of Switches.
There's an, there's an old school
Switch and a new school Switch.
Old school.
He's right about that.
My friend's right about that.
I, I know I need to put this in there.
So- My hand in this … in case
you missed it- Tennis … uh, or
skipped it, like some of you are
prone to do, in Good Mythical Morning
today, um, we announced that we're
having a Mythical holiday special.
Live.
Live.
Ticketed event.
So, um- November 20th, mythical.com/live
if you wanna get ticks.
We are super excited about this
because, uh, we came up with it.
Well, and you know, a lot of people are
like, "You guys doing- I mean, we get
excited about anything we come up with
… you guys doing Good Mythical Evening
again?" And it's like, "Not this year.
We're gonna change it up." Yeah,
let's- You know us, we gotta
change it up a little bit, and I'm
actually super excited about this.
We wanted to do something more inclusive.
Not just because, uh, we're not
gonna get drunk, and I don't
get to get drunk anymore anyway.
Uh-huh.
Um, but- Me neither … I think you're
gonna be very excited, not just about
the things we're gonna do live, but
also some things we're going to be
revealing to you and showing you during
the show that harken back a little bit
to maybe some old school things that
we used to do quite a bit of- Mm-hmm
back on the Rhett & Link channel.
And is this why I got my hair cut?
No.
Still, still not.
Nope.
But let's leave it, I'll leave it at that.
Still not why Link got his hair cut.
Yeah.
But it's not that.
I'll leave it at that.
But it's gonna be a fun time.
It's gonna be a very, very fun time.
Yeah.
And it's gonna be so festive, and
you're gonna wanna, like, celebrate
and be with people that you love,
and you might even start loving
people you hate as a result of it.
It's just so beautiful.
It's almost as beautiful as
two friends playing Wii Tennis.
Wii Tennis.
Okay.
Because we can play at the same time.
Ooh, look at us.
Should we play bowling
instead because it's iconic?
Takes too long.
Okay, so- Takes too long for
what we're trying to do right
now … I should be on Wii console?
Yes.
And then what?
And then choose your person
that you're gonna play.
Come on, Rhett.
So the one that looks like you.
Down, point at yourself.
Point at yourself.
That's you.
And now what about me?
And then what do you… Are you
left-handed or right-handed?
I'm right-handed, so
it's all right-handed.
Yeah, so it's all, okay.
Oh, it could be different.
All right.
And then I gotta hit it.
Now let me do my thing.
Oh, yeah, here I go.
And now when it comes to, uh, when it
comes to tennis, might be left-handed.
When it comes to baseball
Well, I'm, I'm right for everything,
even though I could go left if I need to.
All right, here we go.
Stand up.
Are we standing?
Stand up.
So is this versus or
are we playing together?
We, we both got khaki pants.
You are versus.
You're playing against each other.
So one person is hypothetically on one
side and then the other is on the other.
Are you sure your Wii remote jack,
blah, blah, blah, I think that's safety.
We don't care about safety.
Come on, come on.
Okay, pl- press A and B. So A is
the top one, B is the bottom one.
Yeah.
And then it's literally just swinging?
It's serving and swinging.
So serve, slay, you know?
Oh, there's two of you and two of me?
Yeah.
It's doubles.
Yeah, we never played this.
All right, here we go.
Oh, you went back.
Ah, what?
Hit tennis.
Hit it.
You hit that.
I just hit, I hit A. I hit A. You don't
do anything for a second, 'cause I'm
not gonna, I'm just gonna do, I'm just
gonna do- You're blaming it on me?
Well, all I hit was A
Okay, okay, do you wanna do a single
game, best of three, best of five?
Yeah, you hit B and it went
back to that main menu.
Uh, single game
You're serving.
So what do I do?
So you press A or you can swing up and
then hit, like you're serving the tennis.
Come on, just play tennis.
There you go.
Ha, ee.
Ha, ee.
Went past that guy and went past that guy.
It, it looks like both of my
guys swung the wrong direction.
That was an ace.
All right.
I'm ready
Okay, into the stands.
Oh.
All right.
Okay.
Can- Maybe this is harder than it seems.
Maybe just for Link.
My, my reaction time
is- Okay … quite sus.
30 love
It's still late.
Should I be hitting a
button or just swinging?
I'm like- Just swinging.
I'm like Sampras up in here.
All right, I'm gonna start with
my hand back and just be ready.
Okay, here we go.
Match point, Link.
Yes.
Okay, all right.
Well- I mean, that was the
closest … hey, I love this.
I love it … that was
the closest I got once.
I love this.
Why am I s- why am I so slow?
Alright.
Okay, you, now you serve this time.
Okay.
Skill level, play again.
All right, here we go.
Hopefully they let you serve.
So you're going.
You're probably gonna serve again.
That's fine though.
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah
You do have two people, Link,
so you can hit it earlier.
15. Okay.
What just happened?
You get hit- That's some good tennis.
That's some good tennis.
You went through that guy, and
then you hit… That guy missed it.
See?
All right
Oh!
15 left.
Ooh, second.
Why was there a second bounce?
What happened?
Did you see how high I jumped?
Did you see that?
And how do I run forward?
You don't.
W- why, why am I so slow?
Swing faster.
No, you're actually swinging earlier.
You're swinging earlier,
then swinging a second time.
So just- No, it's just
that it's coming back.
Let it come to you
Like that?
No.
I mean, without falling
on your head, sure.
Match point.
Match point already?
What?
I can tennis.
Yeah.
What happened?
I think you'd be better in real life.
Maybe I'm too far from the console.
That's what it is.
All right.
I never get to serve.
How do I get it where he serves?
Oh, I think we have to do
more than a single game.
Yeah, do best out of three next time.
So hit play again.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, now we'll have some-
Yes … some time, some variety.
Why, I still- Is it, am I
not swinging hard enough?
Let's see.
Let's watch close.
What is happening?
Early.
You're, oh, early and then
you s- No, I'm not early.
That's- But he was out still.
When it comes back, you're thinking
I'm swinging forward, but I'm not
Why, why can't I get anything in play?
All right.
Maybe I'm trying too hard.
Look- No, I think it's just, you
know, serving is the easy part.
It thi- When I go back,
it thinks I'm swinging.
I didn't, I wasn't ready.
Come on.
Say serve next time.
I thought that was a replay.
Okay.
I did a backhand.
I did a backhand.
Serve.
Now I need to do a backhand,
but… Or I'll just go like that.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Hey, listen, now you gonna smoke me.
You're gonna see how tough it is to- Yeah.
I, I fully believe you that
it's tougher to play defense
Yeah, it's har- it's hard,
it's hard to play defense.
I think I just need to be down here.
It's hard
All right, here we go
How'd that do?
Just hit A and then swing.
Hit A?
Hit A to throw it
Oh, okay.
See, that went to the wrong side.
That… So you do have
to go to the right side.
Like a backhand.
Oh, you got me.
I'm figuring it out.
Now, I did try to get that guy in
the front to hit it, but he missed.
Then that guy in the back, who
looks just like the guy in the front
Too late, too late.
Okay, this is a tight one.
I'm getting a feel for it.
Y'all are waking up now.
This is tight.
I'm getting a feel for it
This game really promotes activities.
Okay, I'm going Monica Seles
now, now that I'm warmed up.
Ha-ah.
Uh, huh.
Huh, ooh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Let's go.
Okay, Link.
All right, yes.
Match, uh, game point.
Yes, look at me.
Look at me just smoking you.
Game point.
Whoops
Whoa!
What the crap?
Whoa.
Did you see that?
Hold on, what- How did you do that?
W- what did you do different?
I don't know, dude
Perfectly timed serve.
Well, let me try that.
No.
No
Is it earlier or later?
I swung too early
Out
All right.
This is, this is competitive.
No love lost, you know what I'm saying?
We both got 15, both in our khakis
I can't do a, I can't do a perfect serve.
Yeah, I'm starting to really get a feel
Bam.
Look at that.
Okay.
You know, I, I played
tennis with Lando a lot.
He tried to get into it before
he decided to get out of it.
Oh, crap.
15-40. I'm just eating your lunch, man.
And you know what?
There's a lot of kimchi in it.
It's g- it's good for the gut biome.
Match point
There we go.
Oh.
Now I, now I figured it out.
That hurt a little.
That was good.
That was good.
Now I figured it out.
No chance
Yeah, now I figured it out.
40 all.
Whoo, y- All right.
Uh-oh, you got back into this.
Deuce.
Uh oh.
I did swing and fall
Stop laughing.
I'm the one who taught you that.
You did.
I learned everything from you, Dad.
All right.
Let's, let's switch to another game.
Y'all wanna box now?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so for that
Hook up to this
We're gonna get sweaty now.
Just put this in here?
Yeah.
We're gonna be like KG at Disney World.
We're gonna be in- Disneyland,
Disneyland, Disneyland
Okay.
And how do we get out of this, huh?
Quit.
Quit.
That has to be you, I think.
I can't do that.
Okay.
I'm gonna go down to box, box A.
Look at us being athletes, man.
We got two players.
That's right.
That's right.
Y'all strapped in too?
Yeah.
All strapped in.
Okay
I assume you, do you have to
push buttons or just- No buttons.
You just gotta swing and then if
you hold it close to your face and
move left and right you can dodge
It's gonna give you a little tutorial too
Oh, God
Guard your face.
Guard your face.
A- I am guarding my face right now.
I can't even tell who's getting a punch
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Uh uh.
Uh uh.
Punch the face.
Punch the face.
Okay, we're gonna get so tired doing this.
This is just the tutorial.
Okay.
Okay.
This is a tutorial?
Okay.
Punch the body
Yeah, so punch lower to punch
body obviously, not face
And then dodge, dodge, dodge each other
Okay.
Let's- Now it's fighting time.
Oh my God.
Now, now, now it's, now it's real.
You wanna dance?
Oh,
God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Get up, get up, get up, Link.
Ah.
Shake it a little bit.
Shake it something.
Ah.
I need to rest a little bit.
Ah.
Uh.
I think you knocked me out.
Uh.
Okay.
Dang.
How could you even see me?
I was invisible.
Yeah.
I, I mean, I was dodging
you left and right.
Boom.
And then I went in for the jab.
Boom.
I think next time somebody gets
knocked out, you have to push
A multiple times to get up.
Your eyes are closed.
Oh, I wasn't even looking the whole time.
Yeah.
And the fact that I can m- make my
gloves leave my body is pretty cool, too
Okay.
Okay?
Let's do this again.
I don't know if I can do it again.
We might need a bowl.
No, okay, we'll do it again.
Play again?
Do it again.
I think if you press A a bunch,
you can get up from a knockout too.
Round one.
I didn't really want to
Well, we don't need the tutorial again,
Nintendo Oh, this is the tutorial.
Come on, let's get out of this
How do you get out of this?
We don't need a tutorial
Arseface, just do it.
Just do it.
Get out of here
Double fist pu- double, double punch.
Down low, move around.
Guard your body.
Get underneath there.
Guard your body
You know, you're wasting a lot of energy
during the warmup, during the tutorial.
Like, the- Oh my God.
You're dedicating a lot
of energy to the tutorial
I'm just using it to- The
girls gonna love this.
I'm hot, y'all.
I'm just using it to- Take your shirt off.
Oh, I'm not doing that.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Get up.
Hit the A. Hit the A. Get him, Link.
A.
I just looked up.
What is happening?
What is happening?
Oh, God.
All right, that didn't work.
Okay, you want to bowl?
No, I wanna go, I wanna go,
I wanna go take a shower.
That's a different game.
Hold on one second.
Doesn't even look like
you were hitting me, man.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I hit you there.
Uh.
And there, and there.
But look at me.
And there.
What am I hitting?
Nothing.
I got body shot.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Right in the- That was… Oh, that was
embarrassing … right in the spleen.
Whoo.
I'm done for.
Okay.
All right.
Listen, I mean, I, you could get a chance
to- I'm a pacifist … to get a strike.
You could go out on a, a bowling strike.
Just one strike, and you
could take that home with you.
What?
One, okay, one strike, yeah.
Get one… Oh, not baseball.
Not baseball
Bowling.
Two players?
One player.
Just me.
W- what the?
What the?
Ugh, wee.
It's you.
Is that just one player?
Well, he, we don't know how to even
n- We can't navigate the menus.
Three players?
There it is.
It should give you two.
Why not take a break?
Good idea.
No, no, no, no.
Need, no need for that.
You gotta take the,
the, uh, extra part off.
We don't need this
Come on
Oh, we went b- look.
Now we're not even on the screen anymore.
We'll cut all this out.
I can't get this out.
Boy, you are, you… How can he
beat me at boxing and he can't
even- That's a great question.
Work the Wii-mote.
Okay.
Cault Bowling
T
Okay.
Okay.
This is all this is gonna be?
It's just- All we need is one, one
roll a piece … just a nice strike.
Just a nice strike.
Yeah, and then we're out.
So Rhett's first
Raise the B, the Wii remote and hold B
Swing your arm while holding
B, then release the bow.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
J- I'm gonna come over here.
Yeah, you can rotate yourself if
you wanna be a little off center.
And then B.
Ha ha.
See if you can knock that one down
Oh, you got the spare.
All right, let's see if I can get this
right to get outta here, to get outta
here on positive terms with myself
So how do you do the rotate?
Yeah, how do you rotate so
c- you come in at an angle?
A. And then, uh, you … Yeah.
Oh, so I'm gonna do that.
Then I'm gonna go over here
Is that what I wanna do?
No, no, no.
I wanna, I wanna go over here.
I'm gonna come from that side and go in.
Oh.
What just happened?
Me?
You dropped the ball.
What?
You dropped the ball.
Oh, God.
Hit A. But I'm not where I wanna be yet
All right, here we go.
There you go.
That's it.
That's a strike right there
Ah.
Ooh.
It is, now it's impossible.
Now it's an impossible-
You can't go out like this.
No, I'm gonna go… I'm
gonna get both of them.
Watch this.
I'm gonna hit this one so hard
Field goal.
All right, that's, uh, par for the course.
We're done.
Okay.
Let's accept it.
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