Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: pmiEt7kBbAw
Episode Number: 3134
Transcript
Can you bring handcuffs on a plane? Welcome to Good Mythical More. If you plan on flying, you need to know what you can't be bringing, and that's the service we're providing today. We'll be presented with an item. We will guess if it is TS Yay or TS No. Or TS No. Why didn't I say TS Nay? 'Cause we didn't think of that. I didn't think of it until right now. We didn't think of it until right now. Yep. Well, why don't y'all just say TS Nay? We'll say TS Nay. Okay. Okay. So your first item are balloons Nay, you can't do that. You can't bring, I mean- You, you mean inflated balloons that are like … Okay. Are y- I mean non-inflated … you do mean non-inflated? Yes. Well, I'm glad you asked, because But you could still … 'Cause if you blow them up on the plane, it's just gon- it's not what … You can't ha- bring helium. You can't bring a helium-nated balloon. So just like little- Uh, it's the correct word. Correct word … little flaccid rubber empty balloons? Yeah, you can bring those. Why can't you bring those on a plane, Mikayla? 'Cause technically a condom is a balloon. Technically? Hmm. Technically, yes. Anything that you can blow in and then tie off? But if, but if it was your birthday and somebody had got you- Well, a doggy bag is a balloon … really nice balloons, and they were, like, the Mylar, you can't, you can't bring those. So think about that. That's, like, going everywhere, and then the pressure changes, they pop. No, the TSA has a birthday exception. If you show them your ID, you can bring on on the birthday. Okay. And you get a free dessert. Uh, okay, so no. We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna say you can bring regular balloons and condoms. I, I bet, I am actually gonna say you can't. I'm saying, I'm sticking with you can't. I don't know why, but I wanna find out. All right. You can bring not inflated balloons on an airplane. Yes, but you can't bring inflated balloons, right? It's iffy. It, it's so-so. Some places allow it, some places don't, so. But doesn't the pressure- Yes … isn't gonna make it explode? Yes, it definitely does that, yeah. My sunscreen, I lost half of my sunscreen. Well, don't keep it in a balloon. I got … Yeah, that is probably my issue. That same sunscreen that you have the … You know what I'm talking about? Uh, what, uh, what brand is that? What? That you put on your face. Sun Bum? Oh. No, the facial sunscreen. Oh, the, the- That- … the w- white bottles? It's expensive, too, and it doesn't- Supergoop? It doesn't keep it in there. Oh, it doesn't? It doesn't. It spurt it all over me. Huh. Okay, next. Foam toy sword. Foam toy sword. Yes, you can take that. Uh, well, 'cause you can make a foam toy sword look like a real sword, and then you could wreak havoc, so maybe you can't take anything that looks like a weapon. People are going to Disney World, to Disneyland, and, like, getting lightsabers and stuff like that. Um, I've never heard that you can't bring a lightsaber on a plane. Now, I know that's not a foam sword, but- Hmm … I think if you could bring a lightsaber on a plane, you could bring a foam sword. Nope, you have to check it You have to check it. No. Anything that looks like a weapon. PS Nay. Okay. So the FAA allows foam swords to be packed in checked baggage, but is banned from carry-ons because they can mimic real weapons. However, you can pack a lightsaber because it's seen as a novelty item and harmless toy. Oh. Because lightsabers aren't real? Yeah. Lightsabers aren't real, and swords are real, but the sword you have is not real. But since swords are real and yours isn't, but even th- it's still a sword. It could be. I think you can make foam hurt. There's usually something hard in the middle of it. 'Cause if you took, like, a foam knife that looked very realistic… Yeah. You could scare a lot of people. Right. Mm-hmm. Right. People back here are shocked. Yeah. Did we make somebody hiccup? Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Someone, you know, you know when you get up to go to the bathroom, but somebody else gets up at the exact same time? That's what the foam knife is for. That's what the foam knife is for. I'm not going to hurt you, but I just want to intimidate you a little bit so I can go pee first. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Handcuffs. We're up to the handcuffs. I, I don't see any way… It, it's a, it's, it's debilitating. You can't take, you can't take them. It's, I mean, it is a submissive- Well- … you know, restraining device. It's a restraint. You can't restrain, you can't restrain people. Did you see that- It's a defensive weapon. I would, I would go so far- … the dude that got duct taped to the plane? Yes. Was that real? Hilarious. Yes. I saw that. Yes. I don't know. He did, he went crazy and said some bunch of racist things, and then they, and then they taped his ass to the, to the seat. And he was like still trying to say things. They didn't do enough for me. But it, it, but it wasn't… It was like he was taped everywhere. Everywhere, but it, they left his mouth open. He was like, "Rah, rah," he was still talking. They tape his mouth open- That's the first place you tape … to close too. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was what was giving him the idea. Well, this is a racist thing. It's 'cause he brought on a couple uninflated balloons, and they were like, "Nah, man." They got- Oh, it was just that. Yeah. It was just that. Tape him up. Wow. Uh, okay, so we're saying you cannot take handcuffs. You actually can. You can? Oh, because of sex. I forgot about sex. I can't believe I forgot about sex. You talking about the mile high club? I'm talking about you… It's a, if they can get you for handcuffs, they can get you for any sex toy. Paddles. Paddles. Like little, little sticks with tinsel on the end. Whips, whips. Chains. Long feathers. Long feathers. These guys definitely have sex. Uh. Uh, without wives. Hey, if you haven't tried the long feather. Long feather and a blindfold. Long feather, blindfold, and an ice cube. Why does it have to be long? Long fe- long feather, blindfold, and an ice cube and a couple of hours. Hours? I mean, it's a long flight. Oh, we're still on the plane. Oh, I'm still on the plane, yeah. How long is this flight? Where are you flying to? Uh. Is the feather long because you're across the aisle from her? You never know. If you, sometimes it's hard to get side-by-side seats. Yeah. Uh. Every time the drink cart comes through, you gotta, you gotta take everything. Right. Pull the feather back. Get that feather back. Wow. Okay. Hookahs. Hookahs. Hookahs. Did anybody else go through a hookah phase? I did, yeah. I had a big one in college. Remember that, like, 2008? Wh- wh- is that because of the Cheshire Cat? Yeah, it was definitely Alice in Wonderland. I think it's for people between, like, the ages of 18 and 2020, because you can't drink legally, so it's like, "What do we go do socially?" Like s- I was older than that in 2008, but- By far. I, I had some fr- I had some friends who got into it. Who got into it and were like, "Yo, let's go, let's go to this hookah bar and sit around and pass this tube around." And it was good. They have like, it's like a little- Tastes like cherries … it's like a- If you get cherry flavor, yeah. Yeah, if you get cherry flavor. It's a little, uh, tablet of charcoal, and they light it and it's a- It's cool. We should bring it back. But, but what's the- Let's start one … it, I mean, I th- I, I, I n- I think there's a cultural component to it that I don't know that much about, so I'm gonna- That's- sidestep that. But- Yes … but w- what's the effect? It's the, it's an, it's nicotine, right? It's still tobacco. It's t- tobacco. Yeah, it's tobacco. I remember just getting, like, a little dizzy from it. And yeah, what Matt said, like- Like, it's- … I did it between the ages of 18 and 20 'cause I couldn't drink. Yeah. But the smoke was, like, so thick and cherry. It was. And cold. And it was, like, just really fun to have that in your mouth for some reason too, like, just- I had friends who got one- … blow the bubbles … at their house. Yeah, I do too. What? Yeah. Yes. Okay. We will, we'll look for that. Do we have the same friends? Maybe. Um. Is it allowed or not? It, oh, is it allowed? You definitely can't light it up- Yeah. Yes, this is allowed … on an airplane, but you can definitely get one. You can take it on. You just can't light it up. It is allowed. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Tubes and all. Okay. Okay. Cast iron cookware. Cast iron cookware. Heavy. I mean, I can, bam, could be a weapon. It could be a weapon. But a lot of things can be a weapon Cast iron cookware It's so heavy though. That's a q- that's quite a thing to put in your carry on. You know why? And the reason is unexpected. It's, it's the s- it, it creates interference. It's the same reason you have to put your phone in airplane mode. It can't go through the machine. 'Cause if you put cast iron over contraband and it goes through the machine- It blocks it … it blocks it 'cause it's iron. So you cannot do this because it might conceal things. Oh. Yeah, you can't. Um, the FAA allows cast iron cookware to be packed in checked baggage, but it's banned from carry-ons because they can be used as a bludgeon. Oh. Oh. Your first answer was right. It- Cast iron's hard to pick up though. A bludgeon. I've got one of those big lodge- Yeah … ones. I can't… If I put stuff in it, I can't do it with one hand. I have to grab… I gotta get another thing and get the other side. I couldn't bludgeon anybody with that. Bludgeon is, it's- It's a good word. It's a, it's a really effective word for what it means. Does that mean it's an onomatopoeia? A, a what? Does it- An onomatopoeia. Does it make the- Bludgeon. Onomatopoeia. There we go. It makes the sound that it is? Not exactly. Bludgeon. Bludgeon. But you just know- Does it sound like I'm bludgeoning you? It makes blood. Yeah. Bludgeon. It generates blood. Bludgeon, and it's, like, coming out too. Bludgeon. Bludgeon. Bludgeon. Bludgeon. Yeah. Uh, antlers. Antler horns, as some people call them Uh, correct me if I'm right, um, antlers come every year. They're very f- Nope … and they're vascular, and they go- Nope. Nope … and they go away. Nope. You're right. Horns are this, you have horns or you don't, and they're there. I just wanna, I just wanna correct you. Antlers, they shed 'em every year. They're vascular. Horns are permanent. Yes. You're right. And they're non-vascular. They're bony. Bone. Bone. They're bone. They're bone. A bull has horns and a deer has antlers. Yeah. Antlers are the bones that keep giving. And there's nothing like a chandelier made out of them. Mm-hmm. That's, they're in demand. Can you bring that on a plane? Well- Can you bludgeon? I could do a lot of things with an antler, but I could do a lot of things with the fork that they give me to eat the food. You know what I mean? No. But like- What can you do with a fork? … on a long haul flight, those wooden, like, kind of wee, they're almost like sporks. I don't know. The last long haul flight I was on, the fork was kind of spork-ish, and it was wooden. Yeah. And it wasn't, like, dangerous. Bless you. I mean, look at this I think- Stay in your seat. Be quiet … I think because it's biological material. This is, this is real too, I think. I'm gonna say yes. Why … You gotta be able to take antlers. Then I'm gonna say no, because I mean, look at this thing. It's not a bludgeon. It's very p- it's very pokey. It's a, um- That is real. Now, that's been out there a long time. Don't, don't be doing anything snazzy with it. We s- we're, we're, we're, we're divided on this one. You can. So what's- And you, and you will. What's the real answer? You can. You can, yeah. What's the real answer? What's the real- Yeah, but Mikayla, what's the real answer? You can. Ugh. What about fertilizer? Fertilizer, no. No. Fertilizer can be made into a- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no … explosive device. Yeah, that's, that's a naughty, naughty little thing to do. Can, can you- That is correct. You cannot. It's classified as a hazardous material because it contains ammonium nitrate and/or similar chemicals that can accelerate fires or create explosives. Who is going to try to take fertilizer on a plane? A farmer in a hurry. Exactly. All right. Okay. Yeah. You know? I, I ain't got time to wait at, at the carousel. I've got to start to f- I've got to start to grow my crops. So this farmer is transporting his fertilizer via airplane? Yeah, in his pockets. This is not very ef- this is not very efficient. I would hope that would come by train or truck. I would put it in a Ziploc. Yeah. Um, Magic 8-Ball. N- last time I- Magic 8-Ball? Mm-hmm. … I traveled, I, um, I wo- I, uh, I had three bags of powders, 'cause I decided to take my smoothie stuff. I didn't wanna take the whole containers. I just wanted to take enough for the long weekend that we went on. Yeah. So I, um, I put, I put a bag full of the protein powder, a bag full of the fiber, and then I was like, "Well, I've gotten on this s- creatine," and that's a little white powder, and I don't need that much of it, so I put that in like a little bag. And I was like- A dime bag? I guess so. I don't know why Christy has I looked through the drawer for like a zip- I was like, "I need the smallest Ziploc bag," and then I looked, I was like, "Dadgum if Christy doesn't have- The perfect- … a whole, a whole box of dime bags." Or whatever Mikayla calls them And I put it in there and I was like, man, this really looks like an, something on the s- s- street illicit. And they, and they did not stop you. Keep, keep doing that hand motion too. We know exactly what you're talking about. They didn't say anything. They- No. They're not actually looking for that. They're not gonna say anything. Even if that was it. Yeah. And also they're like, if this guy was traveling with cocaine, this is probably not how he would do it. You know what I'm saying? You think that's what they thought? They, like, looked at it and everything? I'm just saying, they're like, "We don't look at powders in bags." Just, it's just like, "We don't have the time for that." Well, this is fertilizer. Well, this is fertilizer. I mean… You cannot take a Magic 8-Ball because the liquid inside exceeds 3.5 ounces. Ooh. Ooh, I disagree. How are you gonna know how to make decisions while flying? You wanna ask the sky, Sky Daddy. It's like somebody tries to confiscate my Magic 8-Ball, I'm like, h- well, how do I function? Well, you cannot bring a Magic 8-Ball, unfortunately. Okay. Because of ounces? Yeah. Oh. It's liquid in there. It's liquid in there. You're gonna have to dry out your 8-Ball. Speaking of dry, what about dry ice? Ain't no way You cannot take dry ice That's your final answer? Yes. I think I saw footage of somebody dropping dry ice into a volcano. Well- Sounds like AI. You know what? 'Cause how did they get it all the way up there? Now that I hear myself say it, I'm like, "Yeah." Yeah, yeah. You, yeah, you definitely saw a video of it. It was drone footage. Okay, I'm changing my answer because- Sex Sex. People have, people need to sometimes put, um, to have things to be cold. Like, people who take insulin will take the insulin inside, like, a, a container, and I think dry ice can be one of the ways to cool that. Hmm. Okay. Yes, you can with airline approval. The FAA limits you to 5.5 pounds of dry ice that is properly packaged, the package is vented and marked. But again, airline approval. Oh, 5 1/2 pounds of dry ice. That's a lot more than I expected you can take. How much did they throw in that volcano? It's, like, a big block of it. A big block of it. How, how big was the block? And then what happened? It erupted? It erupted. That's how, that's how volcanoes erupt. I saw, I saw a guy, I saw a TikTok and a guy was like, "What you're about to see is not AI. This is actually happening." And then he cuts to a volcano erupting in the most AI way possible. It's so obviously AI and I, I d- I just don't- Like, it, like, bursted up there and it made, like, a swan? Just, like, it cr- it was just one, some- you just know. You're just like, "This isn't, this isn't what it would look like." And then every comment was, "Bro, this is AI," even though that's the only thing you said about this. And that is what he wanted to happen probably. No. Based on his other videos, I think he just doesn't know. Oh, you've watched all his videos? Yeah, he got me with that one. Okay. Shot callers For dogs? For sex. Okay. Yeah. Shock collars. Yeah. I don't think… Yes. Yes. I don't- You can, yes, you can bring them. You got s- you, you got, you got some flight attendant coming by to give you a Diet Coke and they give you Coke Zero and you get mad, and then all of a sudden you're like, "Zee!" Here's the thing. So most dog shock collars, most people don't use them as a shock collar. They use them as it can make a beeping sound or it can make a buzzing sound, right? Yeah, that's what I have for, yep. And so- Yeah, but they also do shock. Yeah, but you can put the rubber things over the, the things and also change the setting so it never happens. So, so it can shock- But you could also not do that and still have a shock collar. Yeah, I know that, but I'm just saying that I don't think that the- I think why you're… But it's still a… You're trying to say you can turn it off. That's not a defense. I'm saying that because people use them almost primarily as non-shock collars, and some people will put them on their dogs and they're traveling with their dogs, so I think they would allow this. Well, we'll let, let's let the… I'm saying no, and I'm saying every- And sex … everything you just said, wrong. You can. What? You can. Yeah. You can. Because of all the reasons he said? For all the reasons I just said. There's no reasons, you just can. Oh, good. Yeah, you can. Good? I, I mean, good for- You can't use- … those who need it also, you can't use a shock collar as an offensive weapon unless you get the person barking. Oh. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You gotta put it on their neck and then say, "Bark. Come on, bark for me." Yeah, yeah. You know? And that's hard to do. Even if you got a long feather, it's hard to get somebody to bark. That goth girl got Drake to bark. Huh? I mean, if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. I think that was also AI It definitely looked like it. She, she's very AIS. You talking about the girl- You know what I'm talking about. You talking about the girl that's got half different color hair? No, I don't, I did not watch the video. I don't know what the context is except, like, some internet series where, like, people, I don't know, you pick a date. Mikayla, do you know what I'm talking about? No. I've seen these videos, too. Drake is like s- it's, it's basically- Drake and his goth chick and like- You know the videos where people, like, they're on, like, a white background and they come out and they're like- And he barks, he barks for her like a dog I think that's AI. Drake barks for a goth girl or he is the goth girl? No. He- Drake- … barks. Drake barks at a goth girl. I believe that. And then I think they're, I think they're together now. Is this safe for work? We are at work. My, uh, it's safe for our work, yeah. Our line of work, totally safe. Yep. What about a rocket launcher? I'm, I'm gonna say no. Mikayla g- Mikayla's out of pocket. I'm gonna say no. Shop the glow in the dark Skele-Randler October pin of the month today only at mythical.com