I thought I would bid with a hobbit abominable I’m gonna bed I would have ever wanted at an auction did that when everyone was bidding there with my baby – we’ve already made 25 Bobby Bob there’s a school for that yeah obviously I haven’t been to it we should go to that to auction your school Stevie can you set that book that we want to go to auctioneers I want to learn how to do that you think it’s a school are you googling it right now I don’t like my glasses on I can’t see if you can probably read us a class you’re your laptop’s turn away from me so I can’t see if you’re googling all right tell us what you find out by the end of just good mythical more we will know if we are going to learn how to be auctioneers oh just just find everything out you just hang finally there is nothing to prove here we want this full story so what do you have for threat we have one more that hula chair how could that not be a joke like this if you own an iPod iPhone or digital video player that’s the C burnin wrote music via hash stole it private portable and hands-free TV hat provides a motion picture experience absolutely anywhere so how does this thing work alright so first off put these earbuds in okay alright and I’m gonna take this player and slip it right in the pouch at the prime and on the street and put on movie hat and then last you slide down the custom lens oh right Oh wonderful it’s a great product now listen I don’t know it’s kind of weird I think looks kind of stupid we’re gonna listen it looks horrible but I gotta admit that sometimes I’m on the plane and I’m like this well you know I’m just got the iPad I’m like oh man that hurts and I’m gonna go ahead I’ll help how do I prop it up I’m thinking like sort of thing about how do I invent something that will hold it here so if you hadn’t found a hat that had it in it well I all you really need is an iPad holder hat I mean this is freaking obsolete already obsolete but that’s what you say you can put a that’s what they said though you can put an iPhone or iPod in there oh is that what it is it’s not an actual television oh you just put your device in there I was looking at stupid it look there even listen to what they were saying so I don’t think this is stupid at all I’m sure we miss some other stupid inventions you can let us know in the comments below that’s fine we can we could do a second round of these sure yeah there’s there’s there’s history’s many other worstest inventions there’s there’s more out there how do we become an auctioneer I’m interested in things like that you know speaking fast Bakersfield Merle Haggard and Buck Owens there is a school in Bakersfield for learning how to be an auctioneer well they’re the champions you think we can get someone to come here to the studio and teach his hottest hey that would be easier because the thing about the chick the champion school and Bakersfield is there’s probably a lot of information that we don’t care about we just want to know the talking part yeah we just want I don’t care about the ethics I think it is phat right there etiquette I don’t care about ethics I just want to talk like an auctioneer Oh what kind of ethics are involved in auctioneering number what were you trying to say you can ignore people that’s a bad auctioneer oh he’s like I don’t like people when there’s money involved you’re saying there’s plenty is it the ethical dilemmas left and right when you’re speaking to 90 miles an hour it is so easy for auctioneers to manipulate the situation and take a piece of the action that’s a big part of auctioneering you mean get paid onto the table oh yeah listen I’m going to steer it psychologically to you and you can have it but you pay the auctioneer fee which is 5% you’ll learn this at Bakersfield I don’t know that sounds like secret knowledge type thing that you have to do it a few years and yeah yeah you have to earn their trust right before they give you that much because another thing that they do at auctioneers kind of like theta one of the things one of the evil things they do is yeah they talk ahead of time – no way if she starts trying to outbid me and I give up stick it to her by making it seem like I keep going up ooh even though I’m not or somebody else is and you stick it to them but there’s a risk there there’s a risk but then he’s like that’s what knocks you I guess I was mistaken going mad at this person oh yeah yeah yeah the auctioneer has all the power that’s what you don’t know you can learn that though so not only do we want to speak like them now we want to expose them as being an evil it’s an evil Enterprise is that your chair yeah I’m doing it Wow we’re so child is sometimes I mean what do you want to talk about I want it you love it when I do that no but I I actually uh every time I see one of those invent commercials where you can I can help you get a patent on something yeah I always turn to my wife and say I should invent something so that you can call the number I always when I see the this very similar commercials about you can learn to draw I’m like I should learn to draw you can’t draw what do you mean Thanks right I mean draw better you have commercials about this we think I’m at verdun dolt you think I’m a good drawer I think you’re I think you’re above every straw yeah thanks man no I didn’t know you thought that about me I mean I’d say you’re in like the 51st percentile so just about courage I think you’re an above-average inventor I I really think I could have been some crazy stuff if only you did if I just had time to think oh that battery-powered giftcard thing I came over the other day yeah that was a good idea I don’t I don’t understand it’s a novelty item you know what I mean it’s a joke it’s a prank item to make adults feel like children