I think that your mother poor mom it’s not even really your mom on there yeah as a joke and we did that talk I was improving okay dude uh the reason I said you could have done what text come on don’t throw your mom under the off the wagon and under the bus what dialing oh you could have done but texting I guess it does happen did you know yeah JC Penney was uh accused of drunk texting during the Superbowl the other night because they had a couple hey no JC was a drinker uh but it turns out it was a it was a promotion intermittence for mittens they did some drunk texting and then um it was it was all weird and then people started texting other companies sort of texting tweeting back at them oh yeah well I’m saying six drunk tweeting sorry they were tweeting and it was it didn’t make any sense and then other companies can’t remember who it was started tweeting back at them making fun of them like JC Penney had one too many tonight and then they said oh sorry we were tweeting with our mittens on special on mittens JC Oh genius I guess I could have gone there okay sleeping arrangements in my house I think I may have established this before my wife bought a princess bed and we first got married and bye princess bed I mean it’s a big white bed with a huge ornate white headboard it looks like like where the snow queen would sleep you show half of this it’s the bed that I have oh I never would have said Wow look at that princess but I when you said that I thought you meant one that had like a canopy on it and like fairies hanging down no I mean it’s it’s not a it’s not a girl’s bed but it is a I think it is representative of the fact that I do not enter into those decisions mm-hmm I’ve made a decision a long time you enter into the bed rocky I’m just like that’s that’s all I sleep in it and do other things in it or is it just going to be a this is not so this isn’t some expression of my manhood you know the the headboard so I’m just like whatever makes you happy baby and so she got a bed that kind of looks like a princess bit but it is a California king bed now if you know a king size bed is 80 by 80 80 inches by 18 inches but a California king takes 80 takes 4 inches off of the width and adds it to the length Oh 76 by 84 so it’s the same area but it’s a little bit longer but you’re a little bit closer together but you’re still I mean it’s still a big big bed so I do not like to come in contact while sleeping I will because I’m such a light sleeper I will wake up and so mine hates this but every so often I’ll put a couple of pillows in between us ooh because she is she hates that but then she she’s real cuddly she’s ok with you talking about it on the Internet yeah ugly she’s so cuddly so that most mornings we wake up and she has somehow gotten over the pillows enjoy me on my side and I’m like she got she did it again she got over here uh you need to build a larger enclosure so I think I I think I sleep every night but I wake up so many times during the night you know what you should you should build a moat which basically means you get to twin beds and you separate them and put like good that way she’ll go into the mating trough in between I don’t water trough she rolls right into the moat that’s an invention yeah actually my my grandparents on my mom’s side nanny and Papa they they had a moat and it was just it was as wide as their bedroom just a carpet yeah because they had they slept in their own twin beds on opposite sides of the room from from longing all old people do that no back in the day no back in the day you know like grandparent let your grandparents did that you know on TV you couldn’t show couple and saying that yes pretty much they always something to advance innocence the parents slept in different beds no wow and and my wife is mock in it my wife has always said it’s that separate bed thing is so sad and I’m always thinking like seems like a pretty good deal to me I mean it is not a relational thing this is a sleep quality thing you understand what I’m saying well it does make me wonder if maybe that maybe Christy is waking me up almost like not enough to remember but enough to compromise my my sleep quality well every night because I mean there’s no not touching each other in our small bit but you is inch I don’t know enough of constant about sleep but when you are sleep talking which both of you do both of you sleep talk and what are you like in the closet or something well you know from stories yeah and I know that because I know stories from both of you sleep talking and what the other has pointed out there’s no way that you can be in a deep REM sleep and be talking can you I mean I don’t know it seems to me that like there’s a point in which your body just completely shuts down and you cannot move if you’re it seems like you might be staying at a bad level of sleep for a long period of time you should look up sleep talking and sleep quality I I did some sleep talking the other night you recorded it uh I’m asking Christy what did I say and nicely why you sleep talk yes well that you said it – it’s like a sleep app that measures you know we talked about one of them before on GMM it is constantly recording change tell it to just record the entire time a song and so if you talk in your sleep it will remember that and make it a clip like a shoulder ah right so I asked her I said something the other night and I can’t remember it was so I don’t know maybe maybe there is a sleep quality thing I’ve I fall asleep so quick I have no trouble falling asleep and I don’t wake up in the night so that I mean but that’s what I thought also hey you also don’t remember waking up like it you know we don’t have sleep sleepovers anymore but as children we did and you would wake up and you’d be sleepwalking you’d be like trying to get like one time in the you’re sleeping in the extra room upstairs yeah and I wake up and I see you right next to the door knocking Wow and I was scratching at my god I like guys me and such you back down um I’m not I don’t know where I was going with that but I don’t remember it you died yeah you wake up and you don’t but you don’t remember it now that was sleepwalking but like when you wake up in the morning you’re not just immediately there you’re like oh no take five minutes to realise that you’ve woken up so maybe you’re waking up constantly just don’t remember it you need a cam you need a sleep cam you need to wear a head cam or your wife needs to wear a head cam this is focused on you the whole night or you can just put a camera somewhere on the bed you just start your own YouTube channel getting awkward Linc sleeps Chris she’s not responding um what did I say my sleep it was something like um I was I like rolled over nose like right in her face and she woke up well the kids woke her up and then she was like she said you said something like they must all be organized it’s like I was always giving some sort of sort of order they must all be organized or something like that like the children it must all be accounted for it’s like I was they must all be accounted for what is it a directive well that’s it scary I don’t know scary stuff hey you have it I’m sure you’ll diagnose me in the comments yes with us and I’ll love you for it