that’s weird I’ve been trimming while you’ve been taking a nap oh yeah I’ll be taking care of you you’ve been laying you everything you care about beer us sleep that’s great our improv skills are just oh wow we should do a school never get better how many episodes of good mythical morning that’s it this is episode 397 esta joke they don’t get better man they peaked along too welcome to good mythical more where we analyze the fact that we are not getting better 397 Wow wait we’re close to 400 ha hey I think that’s pretty good really or the Dave Justice baseball card desk but they call trivia Dave justice Dave justice was dating Halle Berry like broke up 15 years ago who is Halle Berry with now I don’t know here I’ll tell you I can tell you right here booyah she is with she’s with Jeter no she’s with who is GWA martinez they got married in I’m getting her confused with somebody 2013 he’s an actor from Paris chump 93 to 97 he was with Dave justice okay amazing mmm third baseman for the Braves here’s enough I don’t know what position he played here’s an an epic Dimmick des Ling said epic epidemic according to one expert teens posing for group selfies have been getting in so close that they’re giving each other head lice no this sounds like an urban legend but according to one expert the effect the infestation by show of hands who has gotten lies from a selfie couple over here how about it oh yeah the UN has gotten lice from a self you know people have is record numbers an infestation usually spreads when kids share towels hats or headphones okay like in one school but selfie obsessed teens are cutting out the middleman and rubbing their life strictly on each other’s headsets Mary McQuillan of California head lice treatment center hold on mitla noggins that’s the name of her treatment center this is a joke right all right search it out man nits las’ noggins mary McQuillan says i’ve seen a huge increase of license it was this an April 1st article from last year I’ve seen a huge increase of lice and teens this year typically it’s younger children are treat because they’re at higher risk for head to head contact but now teens are sticking their heads together every day to take cell phone pictures selfies are fun but the consequences are real this is a joke come on guys gotta be my internet doesn’t work or I would I would know the answer this what happens with your internet Orville Nicholas mangas calm it is a treatment center we have fallen for a advertising scheme right we are not this is it they sell lice treatment we’ve fallen for it hook line and sinker put slicing sinker this woman’s kind of YouTube video that’s legitimate the new standard of care for treating headlights naturally with no chemicals or we should make them be a sponsor this episode of good mythical morning is brought to you by someone who cleans lice off kids heads you know we can do should we stoop that low but what we can do is we can be like hey we put you in an episode of good mythical more and we can send them a bill start doing it yeah that’s an interesting season place yeah we made you a sponsor yeah cinnamon invoice we should get we should give we should test this out I don’t have lice I do know I should get it and then we should touch heads and see if you get it I should get him if you get that life I mean uh between all the kids we have I’m sure one of them’s got lice right now no they none of them has ever had lice because whenever they hear about lice being like at their school or whatever it’s like whoop the whole thing shot got about yeah our kids bounce a lot so yeah I don’t know but nifflas naga ji I’m gonna find your address you’re gonna be getting a bill from at least me because I said it quite a bit about you I like so an expert quoted a woman whose job is to clean heads of lice it just seems to be kind of circular here everyone benefits but there’s no truth testimonials click on a testimonial in the news now go to kid testimonials I want to read a kid testimonial how it is is a kid thank you thank you this is much drawings fail all right let me read a parent testimonial good oh this is mm they bounced back to uh parent testimony Marcy and her team of professionals at Nicklaus noggins provided us with outstanding timely service when we needed it most iron it was knocking technician Theresa is the aged silent no Theresa treated two members of our family less than 24 hours after our initial call the one time heat treatment worked wonderfully well it was safe and effective without the use of harmful chemicals chi-ching Theresa was extremely knowledgeable and provided us with a wealth of information and follow-up care and Prevention in addition the office was clean and kid-friendly but one of my kids lost all of her hair I added that we wholeheartedly recommend limitless noggins I don’t want to get an invoice from nihlus noggin so you don’t need to say things that are like a cease-and-desist yeah right I’m sending them the invoice you got to make it sound good santa cruz california that none of the testimonials are as gruesomely detailed as i hope they would be I can make one up for you yeah do it my little son Bobby I walked into his room and I and I saw two eyes and then I saw like what looked to be like moving snow moving all around his head and even his face and coming out of his nose and going into his ears and then I got closer and I realized that’s lice and I was like god there’s so much lice that I can’t even see Bobby anymore what am I going to do so then we put his head in a plastic bag to keep his head and all the lights together and he became unconscious and we had to bring him back to life and then we realized we probably Paco hole in the bag that was around his head and then a steady stream of lights like water started coming out and went all over our daughter Susie’s head and the same thing happened to her and then it was like a one-person vomiting lice makes another person vomit lice next thing you know our entire neighborhood had it thank you for treating all 1,700 of us in one 24-hour period with your heat treatment there were so many lice Linton’s dead bodies left after the treatment but they were surprisingly delicious because they were heated and treated and it was like cooking crickets that you can get at those little convenience stores and if you put a little salt and pepper on them herb the mayor put garlic powder on his dead lice and ate those and seemed to be very satisfied thank you for your time and the awesome treatment that’s quite a testimonial bub quite from scotts baja california Bob oh there you have it so Nicolas nog is apparently great you