oh that’s good man did you really start laughing in the middle of it no you didn’t transition nope we were kids I got really hot though when we were kids we would do this thing where we like sweatin just sat in one of our rooms and we set across from each other and we started laughing and we were trying to induce a laugh attack and there would be this point in which you make a transition from fake laughing laughing to real laughing I don’t think we should do it right now it seems too sacred you know something we should only do it if we improve it as it as a general helper in a private helper no but you do you that hair is that good yeah I’m not only you see that I know but when I look at you it’s what is it is it it’s like a rose a hair it’s like a rogue eyebrow but it’s there it’s just a face hair that lives out there it’s an inch long yeah I like it you’re not even pulling the right thing Rosie no don’t I’m not gonna pull it I’ll get it later what it’s it’s there I was there oh my goodness up up higher oh oh look how long that thing is it’s my angel hair it’s not like pasta like literally an Angels hair is so thin angels hair doesn’t grow right there they’re perfect now angels have all Gaza hair oh yeah I had a lot of fun today Rhett yeah me too you know it’s nice to be able to come into work and sit down at this desk and I know that you’re there but I can’t hear or see you it’s better that way you’re here I can hear and see you yeah that’s what makes it great um I got some fun facts about space make you David better okay hit me up man we are moving through space at the rate of five hundred and thirty kilometers per second right now that’s awesome bathroom I don’t use the metric system that means nothing it’s very fast how many miles per hours in I’m gonna do some math what is it again 530 kilometers per second convert 530 kilometers per second 2 miles per hour good gosh 1 million 185 576 miles per hour no yeah hmm that was kilometres a second yeah that’s right it’s 530 1.2 million miles per hour but we don’t feel it because the earth is moving with us with the atmosphere everything that is our relative yeah it’s just where we all have this inertia together we’re moving that quickly but we don’t know it it’s like when I pick up an aquarium full of fish and I throw it across the room in anger mm-hmm but fish don’t know anything that’s why we don’t have fish are unfazed they’re unfazed by it the moon is drifting away from Earth every year the moon moves 3.8 centimeters further away from the earth again dude is repelled by us 3.8 centimeters give me a break 3.8 centimeters I was like 2 2 inches no it’s 1.5 inches hello yeah you know this joking you need to convert man I’m joking we need to go to the metric system I had no clue that was a million miles per hour though I mean well yeah even if I had told you in five hundred and thirty miles per second you wouldn’t have been able to I mean you would have been hard-pressed to put it into miles per hour – so every year the moon moves away from the earth yeah 1.5 inches 3.8 centimeters just because of the moral decay of human society the moon wants missing since nothing moves was wailing guy I can’t associated is gonna go three centimeters one and a half inches a year that’s a good enough no it’s actually because tides ebb tides up I don’t know how that say that earlier I knew that no you may have read ahead everything up the tidal effects I don’t really know how that works but I know that it’s on the internet I know – the light hitting the earth right now is 30,000 years old now that isn’t because the light takes 30,000 years to get from the Sun in fact I think it gets here in like eight seconds or something like that a matter of seconds because we’re really really close to the Sun but the sunlight that’s that we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago spent most of its time passing through the dense atoms that make the Sun in just eight minutes and eight minutes 986 eight minutes to reach us once it left the Sun so it spends thirty thousand years working its way up and then at that core reaction that’s taking place working its way through the Sun and then it hits the surf of the Sun light shines and gets here in eight minutes if I didn’t see your knows how to think you’d like the next Neil deGrasse Tyson I could be that guy but you’re just reading notes Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn’t read now you’ve been watching the cosmos no I read the Billboard they walked in the cosmos great show is it Uranus was originally called Oh Georgia Oh TV laughter that one mention Uranus and steel he’s gonna laugh of it now if laughs louder so they can hear you we need to try to be louder so they can hear if Uranus if I was the host of cosmos I would have a first of all that rhymes I would say that hey I’m your host of cosmos I would say that every time and then I wouldn’t use that voice that’s that would have a Uranus joke every time yeah I would open with you know Uranus was originally called George’s star that’s not a joke that’s a sign when Sir William when Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781 I didn’t know you were alive then link Herschel they called me Herschel that was a Uranus joke Herschel anus they discovered your anus in 1781 I didn’t know you’re alive then haha space tour guide see I’ve thrown out on there he was given the honor of naming he chose to name it georgium situs georgia star after his new patron King George the third also known as mad King George so but then it got changed to Uranus because it’s much funnier number five if two pieces of metal this is fascinating and this is the one fact that blew my mind the speed and the tides and all that stuff it’s crazy I didn’t know it but this is phenomenal okay if two pieces of metal touch in space they become permanently stuck together what two pieces of metal without any coating on them will form into one piece in the vacuum of space this doesn’t happen on earth because the atmosphere puts a layer of oxidized material between the surfaces this might seem like it would be a big problem on the space station but it seems like it would be a big problem in the space station as most tools use there have come from Earth they are already coated with material so really take a pure metal in another pure metal and touch them in space in the huge phenomenon that a feedings known as cold welding cold welding yes so the idea just touch metal in a vacuum and they seal right because here on earth do that on earth but think about it here on earth there’s you know what I do they don’t we’re in an atmosphere right we’re in an atmosphere and so everything has this like layer nothing is ever really touching to feel that but if you don’t do that but if we go into space and these two pieces of metal touches like they’re molecules actually hit one another there’s nothing in between them and they just just like boom I’d like this is about I like to see video of that oh there’s a YouTube video of happening it’s called gravity it’s a movie but I guess everything that was made boiler alert has a non-metal fuses in gravity okay Jenny why you want to be a spaceman now is that how that you know this talk to me like a boy hey link you want to be a spaceman now I wanna be a help general help and help her I hope we made a video Niroula general assistance specialist it was the same joke that one never made it on the internet did it mm-hmm a general assistant in it and it wasn’t it was thousand four it was like a commercial it was you know I would just help you with stuff you were the general assistant specialist and every time it would Jim and a little further and he would go up to people who are like pumping their own gas and he would help him pump the gas or stuff that people didn’t need how I was doing this ten years ago is what that means I made a video called where I played a character called martial arts and I I did I did like do-it-yourself uh projects but like I did in kind of a martial arts kind of way because that was my name martial arts was a missed opportunity you should have been a martial artist who did painting martial arts I’d have a good idea probably still be doing it now it wasn’t a good video neither was yours though I was horrible I hope the man urinate remember that yeah we have the button of the commercial was going out to a guy who was you at a urinal at NC State ha ha and I go up next year I’m like need a little help that was the button of the commercial the general assistance but man we and we and where we we have we grown from wherever you go on from there no way hmm applying for other jobs that’s what we’ve gone on air using our current job to apply for other jobs that’s what we’re gone I’m actually you know a million miles out Elan tusk a lot but I caught a mr. tusk mr. just got me mr. musk sorry I don’t mr. husk I don’t remember house of cars this does a Tuscan house apart yet oh wow house of parts oh well there’s a good idea Elan musk mmm house of hell on Tuscany watch how supports with me it’s the big Netflix it oh man it’s getting now Netflix are comes less readily Napoli Kirk huh it’s dig it skin psyllium yeah