my wife had a confrontation with a woman in a grocery store over perfume let’s talk about that good mythical morning okay so something happened to me well happened to my wife and included me that I want to share with you and get a little conversation I think there may be some conclusions for us to reach collective I love conclusions um we were coming home from somewhere in the minivan I was driving with the kit being the perfect father up we need some marshmallows and some cereal don’t we all Oh marshmallows for what so we actually for a sculpture that the kids were doing involves toothpicks it’s it’s another story entirely sure well we’re a strange family yeah but what are you so we pull into the Ralph’s and I’m like okay what to say to that that’s a teaser stick around um we pull into the rouse and I’m alright Christy I’m just gonna sit in the car with the kids like I always do when you’re going to go to the grocery stores no need to take the whole family in tow in there that’s what you’re having we um now typically what happens when Christy comes back out of the grocery store I’m the one who looks like I’ve been put through the wringer after spending like 18 minutes with three kids at each other’s throats in a hot minivan you know you shouldn’t need to take him on a drive day long drive roll the windows down and Chris I did roll the windows down but Christy wouldn’t know where to find me um so she’s but this time when Christy came out I could tell by the look on her face that she had just been through something okay so I’m like she gets in the front I was like what’s wrong it’s really crowded in there she’s like no I just had this very weird confrontation like what happened what happened confrontation this is what happened she’s on a Nile walking I guess getting some cereal and then all of a sudden she hears in a very loud voice I can smell your perfume from way over here she turns around what halfway down the aisle there is a woman who has removed one earbud in his staring at my wife and I was like what did you say Chris he’s like I said excuse me the woman says I can smell your perfume from way over here and then Christy’s like I’m not wearing any perfume and the woman’s like but you don’t have to get defensive I mean it smells good I can just smell it from way over here this woman was crazy and then Christy with this is like a 40 year old woman and like yoga pants oh yeah you got to watch those and so then Chris he’s like no I don’t wear perfume because it gives my husband a headache true and then she added true and then she’s like puts the earbud back in and turns and starts pulling a magazine off the magazine rack starts reading well I can smell somebody’s perfume she didn’t say that she didn’t know whose it is and then Christy what kind of person does this continues out of there and think it’s by cigar so I’m like that that’s that’s all you said I was like my first reaction was oh I would you know what I said why I can smell your bad attitude from way over here and I wouldn’t said bad I would have said another B word cuz I would have just Unleashed he wouldn’t have done these I’ve never done that no I wouldn’t have you’re right right I the more I thought about it go back in I really know I didn’t go back in I was I was I was bum falls out in the car her telling me the story and we were driving away at that point Oh turn around yellow pants where’s that 4001 my yoga pants earbuds he’s smelling my wife’s non-existent perfume but I don’t you want to fight you want to fight me huh that’s what I would have done well I thought if I were in her shoes what I would do and that no I wouldn’t have lashed back out of her I would have probably done what Christy excuse me what well and just left it at that and I gotta admit that that’s what I would have done I mean just recently when we went to Sundance there was that guy was walking down the street and yeah and the dude just says I’m walking down the sidewalk he’s walking up the sidewalk and as he gets right front of me he looks at me in the eye he says why don’t you tease that hair up a little bit more I heard this and then he keeps going back and I look at it I look at you and you’re just like I don’t stop it I’m just like say anything and I again I do I don’t know I think it’s where we’re from like you know it isn’t that if I if I can stop and plan a confrontation and like I’m going to confront this person at 3 p.m. after school or whatever I can kind of make me behind the Ralphs I can do that I’ll be the woman with all the cereal but in the moment I am never capable of coming up with anything snappy to say no you know my sister-in-law yeah Ashley yeah she is great at this I’ve seen it happen before I can’t I don’t have a for instance but in my sitting my wife has seen it more often than she has it’s a lot of times would be like a guy who’s like kind of hitting on her or saying something kind of flirtatious or something just just kind of mm-hmm you know inappropriate and she always has these incredible comebacks and the guys like Gerwin like how does she do that she’s she’s at the ready she’s got this little arsenal of bomba I think I think that’s the question exactly is that you know because none of us would have said anything to that woman differently than what Christy said I know I wouldn’t you said you wouldn’t but is it the type of thing that we should be ready to counteract the rudeness yes and be totally there yes well let me present the other side because I don’t think so you can let me know what you think because at best case someone who says something rude like that is just having a really bad day you know oK we’ve all had our bad days maybe we’ve said things we typically say things we shouldn’t say to our loved ones but not total strangers which is the sad fact but maybe this person best case is just having a bad day just let the storm blow over don’t make it worse for worst case though think about this Rhett worst case this person’s mentally unstable I mean this is Los Angeles there’s all types where’s your effort ear butter on your neck and choke you yes I mean what it like do did you say this implemented know how to get your bucket to choke it you potentially do you don’t you know right hands and the right hand yes you don’t think there’s yoga pants wearing women in Los Angeles who’d want to come up behind you pick what okay potentially but I honestly you got a you got a watch I don’t believe in you just can’t be confident it’s like road rage’ confrontation I know we want to be the person who instigates these kinds of things but a woman or a man anyone who has the gumption to stop what they’re doing pull the earbud out smell you from a distance and didn’t even smell you and says I guess I’m only that person’s not having a bad day that person is having a bad life that person is they may be messed up in the head but I’ll tell you one thing they need to know that that’s inappropriate I’m not saying I would have done it but what I think your wife should have done and I wouldn’t done it but if I could go back in time I’d be like excuse me walk up there in the face and be like can you say that again which is I can smell your part can you smell it now let’s roleplay let’s roleplay no but my point is so you pointed it just as me side ask me if you can smell it for if you’re gonna do it in the future tell me you can smell I can smell your perfume from way over here hey excuse me what’d you say I said I can smell your perfume from way over here can you smell it now no smell it now I can’t smell why because I don’t wear perfume and it’s entirely inappropriate to point somebody out you know what let’s me and you let’s go find the person who’s wearing that perfume what do you want to do to them you want to beat them up let’s go beat somebody up is that what you’re looking for what would that person do that person would be like I’m never saying that again hey and I believe that is the right thing to do my weightlifting husband come over here and smash this Punk in the face you know you’re mentally unstable just like me right Larry come over here and then all of a sudden Larry’s mentally unstable all in your face and you know I’ll do this shirt you’re gonna do and he’s cutting you with like I run cereal my incredibly fast if Larry comes around the corner then I run but I’m just saying in general I think that we should be prepared you should have you should be on the ready and you’re saying you need to do that in order to short-circuit these people to teach them a lesson so they don’t keep doing it I admire that but I just think those are things to that crazy no sometimes you pull out in front of somebody they’ve got road rage they want to engage you they roll down your window at that point I think you should just look straight on and just defuse the situation but this thing about the perfume this is crazytown this person needs to be put in their place I first met I think your your your your position yeah is about self satisfaction it sir I did it I wanted to feel good I wanted I wanted Chris you feel better about this situation by giving her a piece of her mind well let’s do this I think that we should be ready and we should roleplay a little bit and good mythical more we will roleplay a little bit you can insult my hair and I’m going to come up with something I’ll insulting about you you come up with something and we’ll just have something just in case we have to do we have to bring this out in real life okay thanks for liking and comment on this episode go to netflix.com slash rhett and Link get a free trial support the show you know what time it is I am from Alberta Canada it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you like to wear shoes you know what we make one of those it’s called the mythical shoe this is the mythical shoe 2.0 mansion week 3 Pia black young all kinds of colors and all kinds of materials well two materials and go to read link 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crap out my sunglasses and then I’ll make you eat them again they’re not single and then they’re regular that was good