GMMore 409: How to Talk to a Jerk

I am a little sweaty back Oh something that you would get one of the details wrong oh that cuz I was try not a clone you think I’m a clone I wanted you to be alone is that what it says no I thought you thinks link is a clone of the original link well that was good that way we’ll be able to be bought a word that always gets everybody riled up mm-hmm okay all right so I think that we should roleplay a little bit so this is training for how to confront drugs even though I I don’t know I’m just uh I’m certainly on the fence I I think it comes down to the situation confronting I think that’s the wisdom of it yet you in the right you need to have the right retort in the right situation so I’m willing to be a part of this role play in that and maybe that was one of them with Christy maybe I don’t know I I needed a look in our eyes and see if she was nuts no I didn’t okay okay I I do agree that you have to assess the situation and you have to think about where it could lead now you’re making the assumption that there’s a legitimate like chance like a chance worth talking about that her husband Larry who’s a weightlifter and mentally unstable and also at the store with her but not with her at that moment all those things are highly improbable there’s a 99.5 percent chance that she was alone and she was not a physical threat okay okay so you had to assess the physical threat now at this dude in Sundance was the reason he he look let’s roleplay hold on I want to I want to explain the situation he was I do I wouldn’t that’s a big dude and he was wider than me so I don’t remember him being know he was like six four I remember thinking I’m looking down and the dude is walking in a group of people and he’s a head taller than everybody else and he was like I mean he had a big heavy jacket on but he looked chances are he’s bigger than okay so I walked by so hold on a second let’s roleplay but hold on but I want you to understand this is Georgia I’m not sure I would say anything to that guy my whole point is is that the yoga woman she’s not gonna beat me up and I’m not trying to get into a physical altercation I’m trying to put somebody in there place so you you wouldn’t in retrospect you wouldn’t have said anything to the guy we’re not gonna do be like excuse me your hair looks stupid too and then he wants to fight me then what am I gonna do I’m gonna I know I don’t want somebody hit my face get a big old broken nose or something have to do this show for with a mask on like LeBron James playing basketball like you wouldn’t have said anything to that guy if I think there’s a chance that it was also at Sundance everybody’s drinking that guy’s probably drunk that’s why he was loose-lipped I’m getting to fight with this guy that’s gonna beat me up leave me there bleeding on this on this in the snow I mean see I’ve been there too I take pictures but let’s just for a second what do you want to relate it well listen I mean let’s assume that I’m willing to go there that this could lead to a man why don’t you tease it up a little bit why don’t you tease yourself why I got nothing what do I say um I think you could say something like why don’t you not talk to strangers yeah uh how about this but but you saying that to me okay yeah yeah hey man why don’t you tease it up a little bit what are you a hairstylist you’re offering beauty tips now that’s good or you could just hit it on the nose and be like hey why why are you talking to strangers in public because that’s not you must be it’s got to be it’s got to give it give me one like I’m just me and you’re someone you’re a good rude jerk say something to me hey what do you got a yeah you get a vision problem or something well you need glasses he’s like we’re not get it anyway I’ll do it I’ll do a good one actually hey those glasses aren’t trendy enough man they need to be trendy ER well how about tastier I’m gonna shove them down your throat and you can crap out my sunglasses and then I’ll make you eat them again they’re not single and then they’re regular that was good oh yeah that was good man didn’t when it involved a physical threat did it yeah you’re like oh it’s like I’m down your face I was like lost I didn’t even know what was it him oh okay I got one okay haircut hair oh hey man I can smell your hair product from over here give me the real ones oh the same guy don’t keep online at the same thing okay hey man why don’t you tease it up a little bit yeah I’ll tease it up a little bit more stuffing in your face so you can crap it out later and then you’ll feed it to him again that’s okay then I’ll feed it to you again I don’t think it’s always about feeding something to somebody give me give me another one I told you a different one yeah a whole new different thing hmm what is it plaid day you talking to me if you don’t have anything you can see I have to say it again are you stupid enough to repeat the stupid thing you just said that’s pretty good that works for everything are you stupid enough to repeat the stupid thing that you just said like it way is it plaid day yes he doesn’t work have you said hey are you stupid enough to repeat the stupid thing that you just said that’s good that would’ve worked in Christy situation ask me tell me hey man why don’t you teach a little bit more through the perfume 102 you’re Christy, Christy I can smell your perfume from way over here are you stupid enough to repeat the stupid thing that you just said the posture didn’t help probably would have but I think if she would have just taken a cereal box that’s nice don’t think you can actually cause any get accused of assault you start throwing Morgan I got it I got a real I got it I’m Christy do it do it do it I can smell your perfume from over here hey everybody we got a perfume smell are over here smelling perfume on the Isle anyone else wanna smell some perfume can learn some tips from the perfume smell oh sorry I said anything hey hey manager I gotta take this mentally imbalanced woman out of mine pick cereal all your voice ha I gotta go do yoga I think hey everybody and then just blast all right you try no you yet hey bro want to tease it up a little bit more hey everybody we got a hair expert here you think he thinks I should tease it up a little bit more you think he’s right he looks like he knows a lot about fashion look at that plaid look at his belt it must be plaid day his belts like so tight he needs to lose some weight ha he’s fat are you joining in are you being gay I’m with you oh yeah you know what let’s go mr. Sundance is a hair expert I can’t wait for somebody to say something offensive to me now you say something offensive to both of us Jason will be better at this ha hey everybody she thinks Jessie oh yeah should should insult us ok insult us looks like I’m watching a couple of internet hipsters over here Oh mr. Dukes is over here look at the guy who changes it’s all halfway through hey everybody this dude can’t get his insult out couple of doofus is right here according to the expert this guy still uses the word doofus yeah was the last time you heard doofus I was like 4 we just said it twice we just said doofus who’s the do fish for real yeah I think we’re getting good at this the getting loud is really embarrasses people yeah yeah I think by the time you were yelling I would run get the manager and report you and you’d still be yelling okay yeah that’s potentially true it seems that we become the crazy person but you know what they’ll be like I said anything to that guy like seriously though what let’s go back to that I don’t know believe that yeah okay the guy at Sundance I think he was just a little bit drunk and he’s just like late at night with his posse and you seized my hair which is kind of ridiculous and I would make fun of it if I saw it on a man and then you know and then and then he says something but this thing it would the woman what motivated that you you’re at a grocery store first of all there was a smell Christy also smelled the perfume so there was indeed a smell it wasn’t like it was that Iranian maybe it was in a magazine that she was looking at yeah but it was I can smell this oh sorry it’s in the magazine I can smell your perfume from way over here yeah yeah that’s with an ear but in cheap she didn’t even take both earbuds out in Fleetwood Mac stuff blaring so she’s yelling hopefully with Mac I’m just I’m just surmising because I changes everything

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