GMMore 413: The Greatest April Fools Lamp of All Time

I feel like this give me my new character like constantly my on-camera persona like this I go just like jig fight March Madness baby a little bit more like this hey I no longer do play-by-play they just interview me about my book that I’ve written he does do the play-by-play really yeah he’s still kicking sometimes yeah they let him do it got a squish hole in the middle what happened to your arm okay well I’ve got a four honorable mentions for Internet April Fools pranks I’m gonna get to that after I tell you what happened to my arm did a whole episode think you’re gonna hurt my arm look at that I didn’t use it at all man I was so in character it was a dumb prank watch it back I love it watch the episode back and you there were certain moments when I like reached I felt little pain in it I went all yeah because it’s April is a self that it was best nobody know I was convincing them dude I’m an actor but listen did you see me do the bagel when I did the Baker when I hit the bagel when I got it right oh I don’t hurt his arm yeah that’s why I was thinking you were so convincing I was like oh I don’t wanna get close to that I’m broken arm watch my performance back guys I mean I don’t want to toot my own bagel here but that was amazing yeah it was it was a certain point when I started I started laughing and I was like laughing but can’t move that arm keep that shoulder still yeah ooh and then I was like listen to what you’re saying but I was distracted because my arm was better but you know that but most of them would like it the sucky prank I know most of them you know you can judge your level of intelligence on whether or not you knew that that was an April Fool’s prank during the actual episode I’m just saying if you thought that if you knew that was an April Fool’s prank because we would have talked about it right if link hurt his arm we would have that would have been what the episode was about right would you like maybe hurt his arm maybe he’ll tell me about it later you should you should I don’t know you should invest in something too you know you should get one of those apps to train your brain if you if you if you feel for that guys listen no no no no no no no listen you know what we’re selling that he’s wrong he’s wrong if you fell for that it’s because I’m an amazing actor that’s true means links really good I could see the pain and myself I said other perspective you can see it in my face okay in a math in these lists there were a couple of these that we passed over and oh it still hurts see that that’s kind of a flavor for what I was doing if you were to watch back I know it’s subtle it’s what it what I was doing yeah I was trying to I was at like it was no big deal because you know I’ve been around you with his broken arm for the past 24 right right you were into it too you were doing good too even acting real hard I was moving both of my arms more than usual for emphasis contrast yeah go back and watch what watch the tape back I was doing this after that into ended in 2013 uh Twitter announced a pay service for Twitter they were going to start charging to use Twitter but there would be a free version where you could not use any valves they call it well you pronounce it with Twitter but it’s TW t TR that’s smart and you could get Y for free so you could use Y I don’t remember seeing this yeah it was SS Marlon who are like this is so dumb I can’t believe that you’re doing this you’re going to lose all your users that’s my favorite part of April Fool’s by the way it’s people complaining about it the thing that I like about it is you can kind of see like the spark of the idea you know when you’re tweeting and you you take vows out because you know your swings coming off I’m worried about you it’s a joke right so um you know you take the vowels out and you can still read words without vowels that’s the great thing about vowels yeah that’s they’re not necessary I don’t use them when I speak so I think that was the spark for the idea and that makes me feel smart makes me think that it’s worth mentioning honourably what do you think of this one do you remember Google nose no beta Oh beta yeah no this is one where you could Google smells and it would a minute it would admit it from your computer that you could experience the smell you know what the last two laughs last laughs will be on Google because that is going to happen in the next 20 years they’ll be smelling smelly smelly play in your computer in their video they mentioned smellivision people have wanted this for millennia you have wanted my whole life and Google said they had it I do think that these you know they’re there’s marketing genius and doing these I think the reason why Google does so many is because it’s smart I mean it gets people talking about Google Maps or or Google in general you know if you believe that they can innovate in all these ways maybe they could make smells come out of your computer but they listen they that’s why they do it the thing is cut a couple of rides the other day at the Disneyland where the whole thing is just smell there’s one that you don’t poke your eyes out know the bugs it’s just for little kids you know it’s like you don’t listen and you’re going around oh yeah the fart bugs I’ve been on any cook good fart bugs yeah you smell their farts no no you smell you smell food oh the food bugs right next to it you go on food bugs and you go on farm and then there’s like a big cupcake and you smell like cupcake and then there’s and you know they have we talked about this before they pump the smell of popcorn in there so that these smells exist I mean all you need smells do it exists right so you you really just need it needs to be a USB thing is what it needs to be it needs to be a little canister with all these little things in it it’s a USB and there’s I think Jelly Belly will be probably the first to come up with it I got two more head huh and now I’ve got one more okay all right how’s it going there yeah Thank You Alan got me that your uh I turned on my computer and it was like hey it I was like gosh can’t believe they’re doing this oh man I’m going kind of nuts over here this sling is just not doing we well huh you know how on our on our the bank app on our phone you can take deposits of cheques and I guess there’s a company called simple or simple cash I think it’s called I think it’s just simple they have an app to do banking from your phone or whatever because it checks they came out with a prank that you could deposit your cash into your phone which which sounds ridiculous are taking a picture right by taking a picture of it but they had the right screenshots and everything and it looked just like the app where you do your where you deposit your check you know people hold on I can’t deposit the $10 and keep today but there’s money there listen I’m gonna I’m gonna be honest when on the Wells Fargo app I was doing the checks and I had this cash and checks and I got through all the checks and then I looked at the cash and I immediately started to take a picture of the cash like I believed that it would work for a split second and then I was like this is this can’t work I don’t think I would have done this highly if you haven’t been there today go to think geek.com they always have really good April Fool’s Day pranks my favorite one of the past is the Eye of Sauron desk lamp they were charging like 2 or $400 for this thing and it was a miniature like an amazing immaculate here it is yeah mmm sculptor from Polly stone encoded with a protective layer of polyurethane each eye of Sauron desk lamp is painted and finished by hand I wanted to read this line here it says and the light will move around but look it into the wall and it will turn this roving eye towards anything at Dean’s worth watching its gaze Pierce’s cloud shadow earth and flesh so you should probably keep it away from children and Hobbit but in general this just seems like something that they would have a good idea yeah but but $300 they didn’t really sell it a lot of people were upset yeah that seems like the kind of thing they’d actually have on the site gotta buy all mine right now exactly it’s a April Fool’s April Fool’s your later April Fool’s honor oh yeah oh look and it says fooled you when you click on it we have real things too that seem like this is ridiculous furry adventurer slippers yeah I like me some think geek go check it out that’s all I got right honorable mentions for you uh yeah hmm that was a good one it was almost as good as Han yeah but who was it didn’t get me I didn’t fall for who at all han was immediate but who was like oh I knew that I that was obvious it’ll keep getting funnier yeah which one was the media well next year they’re doing whoo and that’ll get you 2015 huh whoo yeah but you just told me so it won’t get me but I’ll forget it will get me and I’ll be taking pictures of cash what are you doing I’m taking pictures of cash I don’t know I thought it would work you

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