
you just drank the same source water is it now you make cyanide from apple seed right they have that – no that’s chemistry to me that’s what chemistry it would be like a reaction that the cyanide head of your body right that kills you okay I don’t know why I’m so such a white person I know no seriously I think it is that you need to work out I think you could become like here at top you could be Windows you can start taking out all your tension like a prop comedian – like a bench press and then you’re my shoulders pop out really easily do something else man doo doo doo curls you could be the guy with the biggest biceps in the world I can’t be because I got recently came out and said that his biceps were fake really big bicep guy yeah balloons I don’t know how they’re fake sandbags but you could give them you could get real ones you gotta inject the roids right into it oh gosh no thank you okay so we’re going to talk more about the real gestures that can be used to pilot vehicles but first we want to talk about the main channel music video it’s been a while since that yeah it has been a while hopefully you wouldn’t watched it and I want to talk a little bit because I feel like this group you mythical beasts who come to watch good mythical more I feel like you’re the mythical lyst mythical beasts there’s like a new level of mythical I don’t want to invent a new name for you because I don’t want anybody to feel left out but don’t tell those people over there don’t come over here to watch good mythical more about them but they’re not as mythical as you mythical beasts and because we’ve got a callous beast this Maximus we’ve got these mythic Allis mythical beasts Maximus I feel like we can just tell you guys up front something that we’re thinking it’s a way that you you could really help it’s over and know we’re not ending anything we wanted you to be the first a lot of people ask us okay we just released this main channel music video right and we there’s obviously a song that we made with it that you can go and buy on iTunes a lot of people are like especially the younger folks are like I don’t buy music I don’t download music I have Spotify or some other streaming service like that and people are like how come I can’t find your newer stuff on Spotify well the honest answer is is that people like us who are not Beyonce really can’t make any money at all on what we like literally I think we’ve made less than 10 cents for all the music that’s ever been on Spotify alright so it means from a business standpoint it just doesn’t make sense for us small independent small independent people who don’t have a record label basically Spotify at this point I’m not saying it may change at some point but we just don’t make it’s not a good way to support us so what we do is you can listen to the song all you want to on YouTube which a lot of people do but if you actually want to have this on your iPod or wherever and want to be able to listen to it other times the best way to do that is just go downloaded iTunes the second thing that does when you go over there and buy that is it sends it up in the comedy charts and maybe we can get into the top 10 or whatever and you know people start seeing it that kind of thing it is very good especially if you leave a review I you know we don’t know exactly how it works but leaving a review certainly helps it factors into the iTunes rankings in that that helps us to so purchasing it and then leaving a review just like with ear biscuits the audio podcast we say leave a review because that helps for the same reason it helps the show move up in the rankings or in this case the single right so if you’re if you’re not in a position to download it to pay the $0.99 or whatever then you can just listen to it on YouTube but if you are I just want you to know that’s a great way to support our music videos and our music you know I hope that’s clear please now please throw in a please okay but let’s talk seriously about this this technology we just made this music video that’s about you know don’t text and drive and now I will admit now that I have made this music video I don’t think there can ever be any texting and driving I don’t do texting and driving but I do you do driving stopping and texting though don’t I I occasionally will be like oh I just got a text I’m going to stoplight I mean read what that is and if it’s a long light let me type something back ooh and now I know is if I get if I get now that we’ve got this music video out there so you guys are the not texting and driving guys so you can’t get caught texting and driving well it’s interesting because you get that text while you’re driving and like my phone now fix fits in a slot right out there by the steering wheel so I can see if somebody text is like blam it’s right there just glaring at me and if I don’t respond to it a few seconds later what happens it’s again it’s like oh you didn’t respond to me this is again you got to respond this time but I usually don’t unless it’s something that seems to be when someone sends you a text that’s like a question it’s a simple question you expect they’re expecting an immediate response what is pressure and I do the Siri oh yeah oh yeah and you got Syria on your phone I’ve never done the text though no but so like I was driving my wife’s car around when she’s been out of town and she’s got a phone holder that’s up there on the dash so it’s like right here right so it’s up high so she’ll she’ll text me or what or somebody will text me and I hit the thing and I’m like or you know text text Jessie back or text Jessie and then it’s like what do you want to text and then I just say it the only thing is I have to still hit the phone one time to get serous pond and pretty soon you’re just gonna be able to just be like what I’m gonna send you a text go ahead I’m gonna test this out all right we’ll do it you’re getting text right now huh are you good are you getting extra strong wow you can all kind you just cut your phone back on that what yeah phones off um I gotta tell you you gotta use this man this got in text from daneboe oh my goodness he’s famous you’re a name-dropper i just dropped his name I’m gonna text him back mmm don’t you don’t wanna okay how do I do that you have to click into the text I’m gonna text you back I know I’m not gonna do that I’m just gonna hope I don’t even know that it was a text read my blog how do I hold it down yeah text Rhett yo he says text rekt Joey thinks read no here’s what you do tanks Rhett McLaughlin wait for it to ask you what you want to say Rhett McLaughlin you’ve handed this ready to send it ascii him as happy wisconsin Rhett McLaughlin send I just say ASCII Wisconsin because I was talking wait wait house and read McLaughlin said she totally just spoke German so review or change it cancels end ok forget it in hey don’t be sassy like this like this just hit the thing as a text right magatha text Rhett McLaughlin we should hey Rhett it’s it’s link I was just texting you to let you know that um you know I just been thinking about some things and I don’t know it’s just complicated at this point maybe it’ll be better just to have a phone call I don’t know why you’re not returning my texts you’re the one making it weird a little honesty goes a long way and I’m not giving up on our friendship but you need to pull your weight um listen ready to send it it’s it’s bleh I’m gonna read it send it to me say said yes send you have a tough time don’t you wowsers reading it oh ok I’ll send it I’ll read it like I had received it ok it’s it’s Blake I was just texting you to let you know that you know I just been thinking about some things and I am I don’t know it’s just complicated at this point maybe everybody just have a phone call I don’t know why you’re not returning my texts you’re the one making it weird a little honesty goes a long way and I’m not giving up on our friendship but you need to pull your weight listen it got like 90 percent right pretty good no caption I’m back to you yeah I feel slightly offended about what you sent and also slightly weirded out myself because we’re sitting here right next to one another using Siri to text to one another which is odd when you think about it because we’re saying what it is that we want to say to one another in text but we’re saying to suit to each other in a place where we both can hear what we’re saying right now I’m actually talking on the text to me now right so here’s talking to yourself and then you’re going to read it back what you just said and I’m rocking a little bit more quickly than you talk so I think that Siri’s going to have a more difficult time actually translating yeah I love you Link this is so fun this is not what we plan to do it all isn’t this so I just got a text can I read it yeah well it’s long e I feel slightly offended about what you said and also slightly weirded out myself because we’re sitting here right next to my another using Siri to text one another which is odd when you think about it because we’re saying what it is a bee want to say to another in text I was saying to say to each other in a place where we both can hear or seen right now I’m actually talking on the text to me right now so you’re talking to yourself and then you’re going to be back what you just said and I’m talking a little bit more quickly than you talk so I think that you can have a more difficult time as a translating that I love you like is that I love you like you didn’t even get blink in there we could do this okay we could but okay so but think about it think about how much you just communicated text somebody else man um text anybody at random to whom shall I send this I don’t care anybody she wants you to ask her how long greyhounds can live are we there yet face time Brian Chris Brian try that it hit it hit it face time Brian this is risky well I know a lot of Brian yeah you did all eight of them never mind woogie this is I mean uh you know we should be the commercial for series nevermind okay so what we wanted to talk about I don’t think we got whether or not gestures were safe but he seemed just eating why he said I wanted to talk about that seriously last thing one thing that they seriously are talking about at Google is having your hand on the steering wheel and lifting a finger and it starts the windshield wipers I’ll go for that but what if you’re like waving at somebody like in the South you’ll be like oh my word your mantras are coming on again that’s true maybe it’s not a good of a little of that action you
