today we battle to see who is the fastest texture let’s text about that good mythical morning on Monday we released a video on our main channel it’s a rap battle called I’m experts now that was just a fictional battle now I was just to see who was a better text bird in a fictional world today we’re going to bring it to the real world and see who’s the more of at expert that’s right feel free to play along at home or conduct your own text off if we so inspire you a little bit of background first I love back just to establish a baseline girl according to the Guinness Book of World Records the fastest completion of a prescribed 160 character text it was prescribed message is thirty four thirty four point six five seconds and was achieved by an amazing Norwegian in an amazing Norwegian SMS Championship held in Oslo City in Oslo 13th of November 2010 all it’s a good day the prescribed text was the razor-toothed piranhas of the genera serrasalmus and pi Jos interests are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world in reality they seldom attack a human everybody knows that yeah you protected that I checked that all the time uh hopefuls might go to text we will not be texting uh things that crazy but it could happen here’s how the text off is going to work we’re gonna have four rounds of increasing difficulty we’re going to be given something to text from Jason he’s going to read it out to us then he’s gonna count down and we’re gonna go whoever finishes first gets five points for that round however both parties will award a point to the other guy for every word that they get wrong okay so if I get ten words wrong in my text link is an additional ten points right you ever basically you’re penalized you’re rewarded for speed you’re penalized for errors right on a word by word basis very complex scoring so there is a price but let’s get right to it round one this is a two thumb texting while being able to look at our text okay your first phrase is twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky text in three two one begin oh gosh I’m selecting impatient I’m done sit and I’m feeling good about this one you’re here come on man what are you doing you’re writing a note to self I can see you’re typing something I forgot what it is I’m not I’m psyching myself yeah just hit Send just give it your best that’s it just send it to see if I can decipher it all right read mine because I got five points right off the bat see if I have any errors twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky what what that seam where the error that seems 100% correct now I did a cut I cut and pasted twice I am an idiot but hopefully I hopefully I did get it right at twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky yeah just a couple of cuts and pastes and I got it right give me a break round two up in the ante one handy gosh come on idiot I got a fit I’m right-handed but I usually type with my left hand what happened to me I’ve gotten tasted uh text failed what I am what does that mean that I type one-handed with my left hand but I’m right-handed it measures your left-handed let’s go you don’t know it I’m right round twos phrase is Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after text and three two one begin through this tough oh gosh ooh sin oh god I shouldn’t have said I got those corrected I got the 5 punch you should have done to cut and paste method ok cutting face you already have it on your phone all right let me read yours Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown kill came tingling after that’s right old coot came tingly that’s what it is right broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after so alright ok and here’s what links into me Jack and Jill went up Jeff’s Hill to fetches paw of after GAM fell down and broke had green kill ant nlrb strap gosh caption good ok so I’m down by 9 points but yep that’s easily that’s easily recoverable and a quick note on this I know we’re not doing this the official way yes we have autocorrect on a because we need it mb because we think it’s funnier ok I know this isn’t what they do at the actual competition but it’s better round three two thumbs eyes closed we’re going blind people okay so you can get your get your keyboard up and get your you know your home row kind of centered there okay your phrase is Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again text in three two one begin I’m off like you pour yours making nothing off my done oh gosh I just caught a glimpse of a word that I put in there okay well I get five points raised you read what I typed I’m almost afraid there’s a lot of returns yet there’s a lot of returns yeah this formatting this thing like a poem the first word is Jesus neuf JK m LM TJ nd L th sat on a Boff dark mad a graph the M go nurses and help the me HD mi s clicks ting by legal Kim glance Glenn no comment F again Wow buddy r do it we got kind of that was a little racy Wow Rhett how did it how do you do this you’ve been practicing I’m in practicing I just got schooled thumb okay let me read yours hungry sundry sat in wok hungry sinker Jay’s a fear fall all the kinds horses and all the kinds men cutting our hungry bak Tiger he aging yeah bak Tigers been aging okay so after around three heading it around for final round link you’re down by eight which seems pretty miraculous but I’ll take it okay yeah you got him you got him closer to right but still wrong I got a mine was decipherable alright in this final round we are going blind and one I know what I I met one thumb but I would go would which is not the you know what I’m trying to say I’m gonna close my eyes and I’m a type with one thumb I’m I think I’m going to stick with my left one even though I’m seriously questioning that your final phrase is that’s right I’m a geek I’ve got brains and a personality I wear my glasses sincerely and my t-shirts ironically text in three two one begin oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh that’s it I think I just sent by accident no you didn’t oh okay now I’m gonna send I received your text so you get five points yeah I get to read yours first go for it okay here we go that’s teeth in a geek gras gut Brahms and I shuffle boogie you where my hostages do sundry sundry rot son k ty gurus it is ushi G good I did good Wow I think I think we might have to beep out some of what I read because urbanization hmm just just read mine that’s Rugby energy by D cut bark uh uh D ah ketsu Jasper e you wearing my gases at serene and Miffy Oh sh Kuta heavy cake I have more words in the world I don’t think even without us knowing it’ll be on the screen without us knowing the final it looks like I lose but I gave it a nice college try congratulation how about that expert I win between the two of us you’re the tech nerd doesn’t mean much where I’ll win oh yeah oh there it is what what is this off camera look at it it’s a what what do we calling this I think you called the cell phone accordion or the ultimate texting cell phone one for each hand and maybe your nose you win three cellphones attached by a hinge gratulations thanks for liking and commenting on this episode go to netflix.com slash rhett and Link to get yourself a free trial support the show everybody’s happy you know what time it is hi I’m Aaron and this is the chicken mummy and we’re in Lafayette Hill Pennsylvania it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality don’t forget to check out our new main channel music video I’m @x burg a rap battle if you have it yet and hey download it on iTunes and leave us a review on there please do that helps click through to good mythical more where I share some fun facts about texting my facts I love them Rhett becomes a pushy waiter mmm just here or trying to order oh yeah what do you want I suggest the same I mean I suggest the salmon I feel really strongly about the salmon okay you want the salmon how do you want that cooked in salon don’t want it just a little bit singe on the outside that’s just how I like okay and to drink okay and a sparkling water yes sparkling water that’s my favorite okay all right what’s in salaat a is that another length and I understand you want the calamari to start good choice friend so that’s like an opposite of a salad we’re gonna need this table cleared out we’ve got another couple coming in here all right up nope nope nope nope no tip free I’ll bring your salmon to the window on rollerskates that’s how you like it my first cell phone was that next tell it was that from a production it was just as deep as it was one football yeah it would kill you though any luck drag it’s like a blunt object yeah