hahahaha there’s an inverse ratio between you finding this funny and me finding it enjoyable so let’s move on you get it rollerskates in the salmon and yeah yeah calamari and like that right you yelled in my hair is within my arm Wow dude come on man I have to take out some sort of an insurance Oh who’s she waiter man that’s what I said right oh I thought I said – a pushy Walter I began to really question myself okay I’ve got me some things link fun facts about texting you still have the things on them these are these are fake phones we have from the get off the phone shoot so that’s why we can we can put hinges on them gratuitously the world’s first see if we knew these already or if you even give a rip that’s it see I know rep and you find these fun oh no they’re gonna be fun the world’s the world’s first text was sent on December 3rd 1992 Wow I was in eighth grade it said can you guess you want to go with me is it sex I sent no the first text sent but period not by you here’s a hint it was in December 1992 Merry Christmas buddy very close it’s happy Christmas cause it was in England it must have been well I’ll tell you it was sent from an office in Newbury Berkshire by British engineer Neil Papworth it’s Merry Christmas here Neil get with the program hey say Happy Christmas over there in Berkshire yeah man the first mobile phone with a keyboard arrived in what year Mert burst marshmallow foam rubber keyboard 1996 ooh 97 Oh I was going to say seven first move on the keyboard 97 but it was not until the year 2000 that the everybody actually used it the average in America sent more than one text a day what so it took three years for most people to use it which I can relate to that I mean when was the car totaled the first text I sent was was after the year 2000 I can say that definitively yes and that’s a fun effect the first cell phone call I made was in 2001 I bought my I got married and I bought my wife and I phones and I gave her to our caller I was like this is ok that was your first cell phone yeah my first cell phone was that next to it was that function it was just as deep as it was water football yeah it would kill you though it is like drag it’s like a blunt object yeah it’s very large you definitely couldn’t put it in your pocket yeah it you could you put it on your belt loop that’s how you had on your belt well I was you know I was a ninja not ready I’m ready for any call and it had that thing where you could like it was like a CB yeah asleep a good what was that cost of space bloop to talk I think is what it was called bloop bloop to talk bluemix uh it looked me later with me last year that was 2013 over 8 trillion text messages were sent worldwide which works out to an average of over how many a day how many texts nope I didn’t hear the numbers or one trillion or 100 trillion 8 trillion text messages which works out to an average that over how many engendered in said to 27 million nope three a day that’s the gorgeo 2/3 a day by a person each person nope totally I’m perversity in 2003 Malaysia decreed that a man can divorce his wife over a bad text with a text message that’s nice you just keep it short and somebody it’s over legally send Wow Oh send ver send wow that’s kind of sad it really would accidentally end long relationship I’ll call that a sad fact about texting what if you’re telling somewhat if you think you’re texting your wife and you’re texting you think you’re texting your friend but you’re texting your wife and he’s like hey you still in that movies like yeah it’s over and then you divorce your wife by accident legally just because you told somebody you’re out of a movie well you have to be careful you gotta be careful I’ve been telling you you gotta be careful in Malaysia I mean winning I got a reason when in doubt I still say make the phone call I’m not just a regards to divorce but just in life if you’re going to my advice here is if you’re going to divorce it should be over the phone if you’re questioning whether you should send a text you should just call I think that I believe that sending any unexpected message via text is immoral immoral like saying wrong saying things like we’re breaking up something that has emotional consequence like somebody died or we’re good law starting important some divorce you the dog is sick if the dog is sick and it’s like the dog is sick he’s a some grass you can text but the dog is sick we got to put him down that’s a phone call you