all right it smells really work right here right now if you want to know what it smells like just imagine somebody punching you in the face and you get knocked out and stink and you wake up in the middle of a dog food manufacturing facility uh with like a swollen nose hmm you know you got knocked out in the nose you know I just want to open it up a bit here we go breaking this sounds like dog food facility I mean that any one thing doesn’t smoke pressurized that pressures been there for 38 years we just let it out now I imagine this would smell sour or like it’s might be a whiskey type so you might have aged in a really a really good way who knows oh goodness gracious guys guys this applesauce has turned into oil is black can you I’ve got a I’ve got to pour that into something all right go do it pour it into a bag of simple does a bigger bag bigger bag bigger bag this bag just pour the black into this for the blackness awesomeness okay this is like pure evil concentrated but let’s smell it mmm it smells like like some sort of cleaner like it smells like yeah you oh shoot what’s the word it’s Ajax the black sugary stuff help me out here ish that you put on pancakes or biscuits molasses molasses it smells like molasses it’s not sorghum juice oh it does molasses well when you think of it as molasses it’s not half bad when you think of it as motor oil it’s pretty good jealous molasses well I still gagging a little bit its molasses I’d oh I wish it can weep where’d you eat that if you were in it look at that like you’ve been cleaning the underside of a toilet like it’s been sitting in a oh oh not what’s under your toilet oh no like an old trailer park it’s been sitting in there for years mmm that is some molasses I’d funk funk funk funk funk oh I mean what if I gagged and literally vomited on the table that would be that’s that would be quite a jiff so this is U this is apricot jam I can if this is black oh don’t do that seriously I mean you I have never punched you in the face but there are things that would cause me to do it is this one I’m putting black thirty-eight-year-old applesauce into my face yes this is like good training this is like boot camp right here you know this is like our version of boot camp Jase well if you’re a prisoner yeah sure okay apricot jam is also dog training camp was it called basic training okay oh good oh that’s the same thing yeah oh it went black look it went black it went black there’s never going back apricot yeah okay so so basic training is for military personnel boot camp is for prisoners I’ve never heard of prisoners going to boot camp you know like strip him down and cavity search it shows like Maury where they take all those kids out and you know now the drills are yellow oh so boot camp is like a layman’s punitive version of yeah that’s the inside of 38 year old apricot it doesn’t smell that bad it smells like raisins smells like something that in like if you had a relative who died and then you start cleaning out their house like a year later and you found their body yeah what do you mean no it’s like well we’ll get up there to Edna’s house and clean out the fridge one day was it this is crackers and candy this should be great I’ll eat some of this what can go wrong with crackers and candy right oh it’s black – it’s black – no no it’s not that was a reflection oh look it’s that oh it’s double seal this is no way this has gone bad here is something black in there this this is a cracker oh oh no we oh no we gotta eat these crackers 40 year old crackers for everybody come on now what is this right here some kind of chocolate chocolate can’t handie chocolate disc with toffee enriched sweet it smells good the chocolate smells good oh I’m really good bite I mean there’s nothing wrong with this this has got been mixed it’s a four year old cracker man have one now this chocolate is kind of it’s it’s gotten real dry eater crap just a little taste can you taste yeah it’s like a dog biscuit man like that didn’t that taste looks like I got it off the shelf at Ralph’s me some old crackers you got it there are they expired cuz I do I get a discount it tastes just like a really flat crack and tastes totally cracker ish all right now you bite the time not eating the toggle because I don’t wanna get sick something tells me that oh oh it’s funny how just knowing that it’s old makes me gag yeah yeah that doesn’t smell good at all I mean that cracker does it smell it doesn’t smell good hello now that you’ve told me that that’s what it is it’s like sour milk in the chocolate Oh guys we got to find a special trashcan for this oh oh yeah yeah we got um where is it no that’s nice clam chowder marble pancake planning on king that’s a marble panel King I’d like some P long time if you would like to ink this marble pancake I’m about to open it up I wanna eat some pancake with this stain I have some panel camp game here but there’s this little thing on the plantain get it on now my Nana mails this pound cake it’s got a black stripe of death on it or some know this is not old well this is not old it’s just got it why does it have a black stripe on it though chocolate oh well this was in the 30 year old back good almost good almost got you there a little MRE humor little MRE prank not bad not good though it tastes as good as a four year old proper honestly now Jason how many MREs have you eaten in a row with nothing else in your military experience – a day for at least two – a day for two to three weeks nothing else except this stuff you get Artem oh yeah were you being punished no were you in like the whole there’s so you were like out on like some sort of reconnaissance in the middle of nowhere basically yeah in the middle of nowhere desert 100 degree plus eating two of these a day for two to three weeks slow clap for Jason that seems sarcastic but it’s not um well that because it usually is and knows and how many yeah it wasn’t it I kick though at some point this whole Cup was a sarcastic and that’s what I was going back to and how many showers did you take in this period zero no showers no that’s when you’re eating you smell yourself you’re like oh I smell like the food yes a penis like this what are you saying that I didn’t want anything that has like you what you saw I feel it what I can Stevie kids week out of her nose like she knows it’s funny yeah I didn’t want I mean I didn’t well it’s a whole new level of nasal nasai like we should give Stevie half of a slow clap because she’s in charge for disposing in this time I mean she’ll probably make someone else do it but that’s not less let’s not kid ourselves here she’s not going to touch any of this okay all right well this has been the promotional video for MREs I believe that’s your restaurant you know what you might be the lucky customer that on any given evening gets to take the 38 year old Mapple sauce challenge I gotta warn you it’s black black hole saw