
yeah well how do you know what mamas are supposed to look like been reading magazines in my egg can you regurgitate some food into my mouth how long I’ll work on that you just follow me I’ll be Dingling quickly it’s amazing how much that mama is like a hairdresser the hairdresser that you do Oh hmm think about the babe I was thinking about the baby bird mama bird thing that uh team we got key & peele to do in that video yeah we did ahh what do you mean personal connections with mascots well I think one of the honorable mentions for a bizarre mascot would be the fighting camels of Campbell University Buies Creek where we’re from which where we grew up which you are as we’ve established in previous discussions a ballboy for the fighting camel basketball team and I was all over the soccer for the for the soccer team and a camel will spit but I guess it will also fight and the artichoke in this was also a fighting artichoke I think whenever you have to add fighting in front of the name of your mascot you’re compensating for something yeah like our camel is a little violent our artichoke can do some damage I know it doesn’t see it seems benign but we’re just gonna throw fighting in front about what the camels name was uh actually I know fighting camel – syllables started without very intimidating it’s like Norman or something Gaylord Gaylord Gaylord the fighting camel that is why I don’t know maybe it’s ironic should have been like Cameron Kameron the camel Kim I don’t know that means goes way back though you know Cameron was in a popular dog oh my lord the fighting cam you know there are a lot of children who are scared of mascot that I’m scared of clowns was and still am but I don’t understand the fear of mascots thing I always wanted to hug them because I mean when you’re a very small kid you think that it’s a real person that’s really it’s that’s plush and giant it’s a it’s a just imagine if you met an alien race of giant plush people I would scare the crap out of you right yeah that’s what that’s that’s the situation there’s always a lot of young kids that we have like when I went to Disney World it’s like good gosh this this mouse is giant plush now how Oh were you before you didn’t know the person inside well I don’t even remember it I just look it back in the pictures and I was bawling the entire time I know my 4 year old does it I mean you ended you don’t remember you don’t remember when you were for the first time I remember a mascot I remember thinking boy a guy must be sweaty in there that’s that’s all I remember thinking but it’s he he’s cool too I thought it’s cool I wanted to be one but I don’t fit in mascot outfits so you’re basically just trying to say that you were much smarter four year old than me no I’m just saying I don’t remember thinking oh that’s a real camel but you can’t look down on all the I mean you can’t deny that the majority of kids cry when they see a mascot they do well for lack of understanding that you had as a four year old I guess so I mean I am in a Hall of Fame the mascot Hall of Fame maybe I should stick out a natural natural talent or that kind of thing I’m a few more that didn’t make it on the list because I thought you would know one but they’re still pretty crazy the louisiana-lafayette Ragin Cajuns yep I know them the TCU University I think that was redundant I think the U stands for University TCU super frog is like a horn frog well it you know that used to be called the Horned the horny toads I or the Horned Frogs the Horned Frog and mascot refer to the Texas horned lizard also known as the Horned Frog first appeared in 1897 yeah I knew this in my room as a child you know those pennants like kids used to put a long triangle it was a long triangle I had a TCU Horned Frogs pin it in my room growing up why no idea really I guess I just thought it was cool I’m in a mascot it’s what I kind of can’t tell you that was funny there’s a hard frog now the the Miami Heat I mean this is this is a not college this is India basketball but the Miami Heat they had were hard-pressed to come up what the mascot would look like so they just made it some sort of Muppet gonzo type creature with a green basketball for a nose that was bad idea any day you don’t even look hot what why isn’t just a flame why isn’t it just a little flame of fire yeah like a good question right good question right I actually might be scared of that Delta State fighting okra see they had to put fight in front of okra just like yeah right because what’s the okra gonna do to you he’s not fighting and he’s got boxing gloves on his hands more emphasis on how violent he is right and I never understood this one even though we heard it a lot so it didn’t seem weird to us and Wake Forest Demon Deacons yeah it’s at a Baptist College right at a lab to school you have leaders in the Church of Satan that’s your mascot and never made sense done it still doesn’t add up Bay and you know Buies Creek Elementary whether it was the demons blue Blue Devils know the Duggan’s demons yeah Justine Dimas yeah that’s our our elementary school in this little but it was a balloon it was a blue demon right but it was a demon and no one ever talked about it I mean there was a little kid that dressed up like a demon who was a man you remember the man answer was a mask I wasn’t he was he he was a demon coach Royals youngest daughter was the mascot when we dress up like a demon had a pitchfork and everything nobody thought anything of it well at least is scary it’s not like um yeah you know a shriveled up piece of okra it’s true what if it was the possessed okra that would bleep damn in okra don’t put fighting in front of your mascots put possessed in front of it and I nobody listened from business to Santa Cruz UC Santa Cruz banana slugs yeah which I mean that’s cool because it’s it’s kind of friendly but it’s also kind of gross like you don’t get on me I might lose the game yeah slugs because in Tanana as a problem and they they do have those there so they got it honest kind of like the Yeti lobster yeah that was good you should have listened to the whole thing you you yeah you might would have changed your mind you were Yeti lobster I can’t be true you have to go with your instinct with multiple choice if it’s true fault in fact my side it’s not taking some sorta choice two questions to two answers on everyone Falls two choices that’s multiples my son’s taking some sort of standardized testing you know for the state yet and he’s like any pointers and I was like well multiple-choice part don’t second-guess yourself don’t second-guess yourself you can’t you can’t think about it you’ve got to kind of go with it basically you’re just saying get it over with no I’m just saying that when you think about multiple choice one too many times you end up changing your answer and it’s almost always wrong every time I change the answer I changes the wrong answer unless it’s those sneaky multiple-choice where they’re trying to pull one over on you so you have to think about I’m not saying don’t really think about I’m just saying think about it once be like yep Jamie but say the sneaky ones the most obvious answer is not true Alan second look well I haven’t taken that kind of test what if he is well I’ve given him some bad advice you want to wear this all day good night you’ll know what I’m coming and going not really this has been good mythical more oh you’re still doing that piece I’d you
