GMMore 455: Weird Candy from Cyprus

I’m an awesome person aka me you know how doctors have those discs on their head yeah we’re putting on people’s chests and they feel people and healed people with that stuff all right here’s what I’m gonna do is that a stethoscope holder is that what it is no it’s a um it’s a light it’s a healing longer for looking at people’s uh to make yourself vomit what do you call it in it hangs down listen you be lowly you’ve level of entangle the Dingell mater yeah here I’m gonna let you open this and I’m gonna I’m gonna take this shirt off because I don’t want to mess up my sweater and I’m not gonna do this on doing scissors I’m not gonna do this on screen I’m gonna change off screen yeah I just think it would be too much for the for the females yeah thanks for that no it would just be awkward so Jim’s laughing at me yeah it was a joke okay so I’ll be over here changing don’t worry red I’m just right over here you can watch me change so I’m just gonna give you a little info about these no it’s not a pan-flute Oh Robert oh there’s a letter the ingredient there are four ingredients so this is very natural uh it is not the kind of thing that you would expect in it in a dog treat which is what we all think that these are grape juice wheat flour almonds and vanilla I mean this is something you can make it home I got access to those four things okay Rhett link I’m a Cypress American that’s a word my mother is from San Francisco I currently live in Cypress here is from traditional food and a souvenir for the Boulder the first sweet is Cyprien the light also Turkish delight okay so this is what was it Edmund there you go link dudududu trance weatherman it’s sort Twitter man on that you can call it man I would do not ever watch it yeah that’s the guy you like see it the pier you know by himself fishing what’s your vision for I don’t have any bait I’m just killing time it’s also found a Cypress not only in Turkey sorry Alexis I don’t know if this is what you were hoping anyway this is Turkish delight link this is what the the White Witch oh this is from Georgie camara tous thanks white which I mean Georgie she doesn’t say she was the white witch what are you talking about Narnia oh this is what she got Edmond to fall for so I mean this is the kind of thing that has really has powers the stuff has powers man take one take a log whoa there you go see Atkins good couldn’t you deceive somebody with that thing what it looks like if a hot dog was made in was actually a bone you know what I’m saying it’s a little bit to be desired there’s a lot to undertake it’s like I’m I taste the grape juice though gelatinous is linked yes gelatinize grape juice maybe you chose to eat like a corn on a cob oh there’s a string in the middle look at that that’s where you light it this is take a dump no mine I don’t think she’s tricked us into eating dynamite look seriously there is a wick in the middle of this that’s where on your neck you can’t anybody else want to try some I’m not gonna make everybody do it chase new intern got to try this stuff Paige we can have three of them all right hello welcome to the showcase this is your initiation just take despite all three of those are now wait don’t we need to save some okay you can have there you go just kind of chomping on like pug Papa you got to eat that whole stick what right now it’s got a wick in the middle girls you got to go home never come back he’s been here like a matter of hours and we’re not paying him I mean that’s just part of the agreement of course this wasn’t part of the agreement the corn on the cob method will change sighs what do you think speak out what we got yes chicken in the middle is it hot in here or I just wearing a sweater vest yeah I wouldn t be comfortable there’s a lot of air going in I think all I hear coming out of it let it hear air going in it here come here coming up it is warm hmm hmm how is that Jason I got to the string I mean it what why would it help it tastes like if you left grape juice out for a long time it’s like right before it turned to wine I mean seriously do have a lighter as a candle Eddie’s got a lighter come on you fiend let me see your lighter what you you do know why there’s a string in the middle right we’re about to find out no but seriously there is a real reason it’s just a it’s just a structural holder stud it’s it’s how they make it how else did would they make it happy birth I’ll come on guys you can sing happy birthday to here lighting in yeah my birthday’s Sunday I’m not gonna be with you we can’t sing we can’t sing that version because it’s copyrighted we have to sing the roller rink version be birthday happy birthday happy birthday birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday birthday to lean everybody when you’re chase go hahahaha happy oh no it’s not a wipers just like just like this let’s just cook it I think you’re supposed to cook it I think it was raw boy that’s a bad smell hmm are we using like all the fuel in your Zippo here I don’t know why Edmund was attempted by this stuff doesn’t take much ah stanky stink what’s that oh there’s more delights cypress delights well if this is any indication these are gonna be great these ones you know what they’re humus in this I will say that I really appreciate the effort of interesting candy from the people of Cyprus but I just don’t think this is really working like those Asian candies that we’ve had before so far so far Japan is like kids gets an A+ for candy they get an A+ for packaging looks like some like a pickup after a dog in the park Georgie look we let this is no reflection on you personally this is a reflection on the candy of your country I don’t want to cut this open because I want to be able to tie back oh okay you want to be able to contain it I mean we got it there can we think in another plastic bag I can cut it for you patients now this actually looks good it’s got some powdered sugar on it don’t look like I know what I’m doing I’m look at me actually this looks really good look at the picture it looks like gummies it’s it’s swimming in powdered sugar give me one oh yeah I like this already yep sounds like your jobs about a break a lot better a lot better I don’t is it does it get caught in the teeth I can be tempted with this I could be tempted in the mouth white witch mm-hmm yeah we all like that Georgia we really like the ones that look like doggie treats we don’t like the ones that look like something but you might find it I actually don’t love it sorry well I didn’t you you don’t have to love it you don’t like gummy bears either do you no you won’t you won’t trauma one it has a different taste it has a kind of a Turkish taste to it you can see you got a you know on camera you’re gonna say well whoa there different flavors eat the green one don’t don’t eat the green one you

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