what does sour cream consumption have to do with motorcycle deaths let’s talk about that good mythical morning all right we have stumbled upon a website believe it or not as people who have an Internet show are prone to do and when we stumble on one that we think you should know about we tell you about it it’s a simple system hope you’re ok with it the system is being enacted now Tyler vegan comm sorry Tyler if I am pronouncing your name wrong it has a lot of options there I’m going with vegan and I concur this guy has a website one of the things on the website is something he calls spurious spurious spurious press the word is spurious spurious correlation spurious correlations he has taken data from the US Census and the Centers for Disease Control and he is real data real data or data whatever you prefer and he has plotted these things and you can go in his site and you can generate correlations that’s this data seems to be related to this other set of data well let me give an example one is males in Washington who slipped or tripped to their death correlates with sunlight in Washington now he doesn’t go on to explain what what the how these things are related or if they’re related at all really where we coming but but you look but you look at the dating like wow there is a strong correlation here this is this is crazy undeniable as a matter of fact undeniable yeah undeniable correlation here’s what we’ve done now this you know the idea is these things related well maybe it’s just as totally random no they are not random they’re related and we are gonna use our amazing powers of region recent reason and logic and our ability to speak to explain exactly how these things are related sure we’ve each found some right you go first okay did you know that the per capita consumption of mozzarella cheese in the US correlates with the number of civil engineering doctorates being awarded did you know that link very close correlation I might add increasing over time as well 10 years or so now this is near and dear to my heart because I love cheese and I have a civil engineering civil engineering degree a lot of people don’t know that those are both facts make up a lot of things but that’s actually true okay when you eat cheese you get constipated when you get constipated you spend long sessions in the bathroom you’re doing this huh when you spend long sessions in the bathroom you think a lot do a lot of deep thinking that’s where I come up with some of the best ideas that I had okay when you begin thinking about things in the bathroom you begin thinking about infrastructure because you’re using infrastructure in that moment where are the stuff going you know I start asking questions like that I know the answer to that and then the next thing you know is I’d like to learn more about infrastructure then you got a civil engineering degree doctorate if not all because of Mazzarella all because of a little cheese and a lot of cheese going on there okay I’ll buy it here’s another Wallis logic flawless per capita consumption of sour cream in the United States correlates with motorcycle riders killed in non collision accidents I mean look at that it goes up it goes up when it goes down it goes down it goes up a good you know clearly what’s happening here related it’s correlated motorcyclists are eating sour cream while while motorcycling and then they are colliding with things and dying it’s that something actually it’s non collision act it’s just that you’re this you’re just slipping on it’s that simple now the thing that you don’t realize is that the Society for advocacy of sour cream caused this problem they developed a series of ads promoting sour cream kinda like the milk and pork ads this true yes and then guess what yesterday cast in the ads motorcycle errs a motorcyclist bikers would call so then the bikers I gotta get me some of that sour cream and then they were sliding all over the road and perishing on sour cream perishing and and the yeah it was on the roads flawless logic flawless did you know that money society for the advocacy of sour cream that’s going money spent on pets correlates with people who died by falling down the stairs what spend okay the more you spend on your pets the more people die on stairs falling down stairs this is again simple you give your pet too many things they become entitled we all know this they’ve become entitled they think you’re expendable you become expendable they begin engineering your own your demise trying to murder you by putting things on steps these animals are smart enough to figure that out though I don’t need this person they give me everything I want now I’m gonna kill them happening all across the country and then they spend the honors money I mean they’re not gonna keep getting stuff no they just go crazy in there it becomes one of those houses where there’s no human presence and it’s like a it’s just a zoo in there stray dogs come over if it’s a dog stray cats come over it’s a cat and that’s why they call one story houses ranches yeah yeah that is the next thing I was gonna say but you beat me to it I don’t get it either maybe we can figure it out later it’s got like my jokes are the type of things you have to figure out just like these correlations per capita consumption of beef in the US correlates with death death let me try this where this is a difficult word to say deaths caused by lightning it is okay so whenever you eat more beef died by lightning now here’s the thing we all know that cows in thunderstorms they gather around trees and if there’s one long Treena pasture all the cows gather around there and then what happened called a beef magnet lightning strikes no it’s not yeah lightning strikes the tree Labs the cows die yeah it would like to cook actually I’ve had that fresh fresh fresh lightning struck side of beef but before this data what we didn’t know was that it wasn’t the tree that was conducting lightning it was the beef itself Leibler eating cattle and then they’re being struck by lightning did you know that this is possible create a beef magnet inside their own bodies magnet yes exactly flawless total revenue generated by bowling alleys strongly correlates with the cost for 16-ounce potato chip bags the cost the cost of 16-ounce potato chip bags strongly correlates with the amount of revenue generated by bowling alleys now this seems pretty simple oh people are selling a lot of bags of potato chips at bowling alleys and their price goes like you know that’s how it’s what happening at all did you know that that machine at every bowling alley that’s in jabal back is actually operated by powered by millions of tiny little hamsters called pygmy hamsters okay and they have a diet exclusively of potato chips link right and so people start coming in there they got a bit more hipster hungrier hey it’s just endless hamster we hungry your hamsters have to eat more potato chips thereby raising the price marriage rate in Texas correlates with the per capita consumption of margarine yep you know everything’s bigger in Texas but when the women but due to pop culture decide to downsize themselves Minh Texan is not happy Minh texans min texans not happy money el Texans yeah they’re like they like they want some beef magnets they divorce they’re skinnier wives do you not do not follow by to flawless logic and finding in Texans for me is that where I lost you cuz I off I can’t x-man’s I kind of lost myself the number of birthday gifts I give the link directly correlates with the number of Link’s birthdays ok peeper day happy birthday happy birthday birthday – link what’s happening like it’s your birthday are you gonna give me a present on Sunday and I got you two presents present number one is a bull step-by-step guide to training a miniature horse to drive hold on you got me two gifts I did link okay I’d only did I get you the best thing I’ve ever gotten you you got me a freaking miniature horse I named a star after you I thought that you got me this and then you got me a miniature horse no no maybe maybe next year oh yeah you need to know how to train it before I get it for you I mean why do I need this book to read it for a year hey I don’t have a miniature I’ve named a freaking star after you you should give me that first cuz I thought okay I’m happy okay let’s replay so you got you you named a star after me yeah it’s called Lynx star is this possible really like a star is it like I see that you pulled a receipt up over here yeah this is for real Lynx star it’s like linkster but it’s a star hey let’s go look at link star and you paid 29 and you’re gonna die if I got a certificate that’s coming in the email but he has little little personal text for you it says I didn’t mean a dog you’re a gift Rhett I just thought it was leading to another gift which wasn’t being named a star which is fine no for you there are many more stars than people so it’s not really that big of a deal that you’ve got one named after you but it’s a very nice gesture in my opinion especially for a birthday present happy birthday link from Rhett thanks man your name is star at length star really though yeah it’s a gun get coordinates and everything we can go look at it a telescope okay all right thanks for liking and commenting on this episode you know what time it is I’m Jason from Texas it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality it’s Friday that means we baked another ear biscuit that’s our podcast on this week’s episode again we talked to one another a very summer job oh yeah lots of reminiscing lots of crazy stories if you want some more from us click through also I’m gonna explore my star gift and this gift and a special announcement in good mythical more competing beauty pageant contestant mom’s oh oh look look at little darling go go Brandi go you do your little booty shake dance there were sheets in her but she sits inappropriate you Brady you should be ashamed of yourself yeah I said it but what’s your daughter’s name darling darling you suck oh my goodness Randy shake your booty darling you suck huh Helen this comes and she’s gonna pop out of the cake oh no oh and look at Tina’s girl she is a stank boy yeah she makes our girls look like little angel I mean if I told you I got two gifts and this is your first one what would you think will be a second get a star a miniature horse huh what are you gonna do what you gonna do I’m gonna teach you to drive