okay listen so here’s what happened I kind of feel a little bad I feel like I did not react appropriately to your gift okay skank you know how those mama knows mom well yes yeah listen it right I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for my star yeah man who who can say that God let star name out I think it’s great but I do want to explain what was happening in my mind you said I got two gifts for you and then you pull out this called a tease my step-by-step guide to training a miniature horse to drive I mean if I told you I got two gifts and this is your first one what would you think would be a second gift a star a miniature horse dude I it I was like well maybe he didn’t buy me a minute or maybe he just rented me one long enough to teach it to drive like these are the things that were going through my head I was so freakin inside on me you get this book and I show you the horse what are you gonna do what you gotta do I’m gonna teach it to drive you know you got a real book you know your book is a 79 pages man I got intelligent in here he’s 82 pages man you got to spend a year reading this book and then you’ll buy me a miniature horse yeah look that’ll be you that here’s the see the how it’s a cup full cover see that guy oh that’s you in a year look at that that dude’s mean you’ll be like I don’t need a book I read all that I memorized it to my heart and in the meantime I had a star named a3 so then when I get to measure up it up drive me must are the fireworks follow my star that’s also not like the Bible story all of my states just kind of in the sky and we’re in reference to us a long ways away but what I’m saying is ed by now I’m saying is in the light from many years after the fact if you would have said I have two gifts for you one is a um a star named dad oh no I would be like whoa in the second one’s a book and then you get I can say then star that’s why they call the place book star the story advice that they bought they had bookstore even a book star alright alright guys um cue this up for bedtime I’ll read you a little bedtime story here it’s called it’s called digging on that link star where is it by the way in the sky I mean is there their specific coordinates right yes it is a it is a normal brightness star I could have paid extra for bright are not going to pay even more extra for extra bright but I got you normal can I see it with the naked eye is a normal friendship and yes their rule is naked I only really they don’t give you a star that requires a telescope oh that’s great so Brooke I don’t know one we’re going to be able to pinpoint this thing in the sky and we’ll be able to look at it together gonna be awesome links tire man any how can we pinpoint in the sky well and the certificate that I that I got you that I’m sure I actually will receive an email and we will put it in the episode it will be specific coordinates and anybody can go look at links to her link star next door yeah it is one much yeah next star link stock almost got it the link star hello but you can call it the I just didn’t want it to be in the official time no shipping and handling yep $29.90 isn’t it why are you showing me the receipt it’s remarkably easy to get a star for somebody that’s what I learned today I don’t know you do have to have some sort of official relationship with NASA or something the saddle the saddle sits on the horses back about a hands width back from the shoulder the saddle has the tugs the wrap straps and the cinch it also has the attachment that goes back to the crupper the crupper is the thing that catches the crap the saddle should be well padded for added comfort I prefer a saddles the crap with a tree I made that part up with no tree as it will allow for more airflow and will fit the horse more comfortably if your saddle does not have a tree be sure you have sufficient padding as you continue to read that to yourself we want to make a special announcement and that is about someone you know and love Jason image Jason come out here pull up a chair pull up pull up the podcast here disappear yeah you can sit in between us here um this is this is this kind of sad news we wanted to commemorate it with a it with the on-the-record good mythical more um uh pictures that’s it Jason I’m moving on to be a miniature horse trainer aenor and hopefully rent if you ever do that Jason is moving on from good mythical morning and he’s he’s expanding he’s spreading his wings to mnsure horse dealership to other to other endeavors which do not involve good mythical morning but we didn’t also his birthday coming up oh so we didn’t want to commemorate your years of service here as well you guys have gotten to know Jason over the years and making good mythical morning possible started out you are our first employee here in the California’s and yeah I just picked up food making me I remember that oh like day one it was like Connie I mean yeah we need diet dr. pepper go to Burger King but that’s important still is but you didn’t have to you don’t have to do that um so we wanted to acknowledge your years of service I feel like there should be like a gold watch or something happening right now that’s a circle no okay now we’re just going to sit here quietly Rita some more is that what you know yeah so is that copyrighted yes for everybody or he’s a jolly good everybody come on do i fellow yeah you do oh he’s a judge I think you do this Mike fellow for he’s a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny which nobody can deny which nobody can deny for he’s a jolly good fellow he’s a jolly good fellow he’s been with us for a long time and now he’s moving on and this is also a birthday gift here Wow guys a nigga ah oh wow Kansas y-you take this I hope you don’t have this all right I’d actually don’t know big fan of Superman right and II didn’t miss that one do we we didn’t miss it you’re a big fan oh you like out the price on it okay that this is much better than a story thing open it oh this thing’s pretty epic if I do say so myself no pretty massive don’t you don’t break it because it’s one-of-a-kind the stand is separate from it but it just pops into the stand careful be careful now I was watching that rate on a Seinfeld the other day and onto yourself Oh anything every episode of Seinfeld hidden super uh I’m I’m still sure that I saw this guy on the bookshelf now it’s made out of uh I think it was this but Irwin see this one cuz this one’s newer we had Jason we even putting it together for you I know are you jealous no I’m I’m happy to share a good outing I have one for me too this one these movies I’m a little jealous it’s pretty it’s articulated very well well like a lot the detailing look at a muffle with this chest good god oh I’ve been looking at it now you tell me is amazing what is the Superman of tomorrow Oh Superman for tomorrow oh that is a story line well here it is there you go steadily shore line here and that represents your storyline with us here at good mythical morning Jason that’s exactly what I was thinking it’s been a it’s been a it’s finishing wrong we got that job impervious invincible story line of Awesomeness and we want to publicly thank you I don’t know what we’re gonna do that right now but oh no all right thank you on the count of three one one two three thank you you’re welcome thank you we weren’t making eye contact with him and making eye contact with them yeah which he can watch back later it was lucky yeah yeah she shouldn’t squeeze it into you Jason I’ll put on a loop I’ll trade you a step-by-step guide to training a miniature horse to drive for that if you had a miniature horse yeah for real I’d make the trade I know but not the book you can get have one of these actually this is one of a kind I say that does have something out of butter oh it was okay that’s the way it ended