GMMore 466: Broken Mirrors, Black Cats, And Other Superstitions

telling y’all it’s curly got rid of it don’t worry about ah I’m glad you didn’t pick up this hammer in that role play but I will beat you to death with it now all right hi hi hi what do you think about that what Sam I broke up Mirror Rhett is there any part of you even the smallest little sliver of your brain that thinks that you might have done something wrong by breaking that mirror I don’t want to get any caught in my skin um from am absolutely none black cat walks in front of me while I’m walking under a ladder breaking a mirror while peeing and snow nothing none of that’s gonna do it for me eating yellow snow I don’t think that’s a superstition I think that’s just a bad idea um what about you Rhett no I I mean I’ll read break them here if you want I don’t care I guess you’ve created a bunch of little mirrors I could technically not break I will do that I’m not I’ve no no hesitation I just want to get any of your skin what guys not me neither I’m sorry that we’ve just revealed that the stakes to that game were utterly non-existent but is there anyone who’s watching right now who legitimately thinks that you’ll get bad luck from breaking them here surely there’s somebody out there right let me out of the people that are watching and you know what you’re entitled to that you are entitled to it I mean I feel bad about breaking an iphone screen because that would be like at least seven hours of grand inconvenience having to go get a new one that’s not superstition I know she’s practically I will say that when I’m walking around my house late at night like I have to take the trash around there trash around here and down and then some like y’all I’ll take it out there and then I’ll be like well I have to kind of run back so I’m afraid but I’m not a it’s not a luck thing you run back yeah I run back it’s like my son taking the trash out yeah he runs back I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t know grown man ran back I I don’t know not nice I’m not saying irrational irrational fears I have those I don’t run back from taking the trash out but I mean if I watch a horror movie by myself and then I’m home alone that’s a problem you know I I get scared man and I believe that’s an irrational fear but I have those I’m talking about these like time you know time-tested superstitions what’s another superstition step on a crack break like yeah that’s that’s just a kid Limerick but it’s a superstition though I mean it may be not as iconic as like though whoa the ladder or the black cat or breaking the mirror but you know you know the most unusual superstitions are with athletes especially baseball players baseball players have well it’s super weird superstitions about the same pair of underwear or just all kinds of weird stuff and there’s a lot of them that have these these superstitions well like the whole routine of like a batting stance and doing things in a certain way light oh the nipple rub I’ve never seen that or like and a free-throw artist Oh free-throw artist baby a basketball players at the free-throw line also do think but I don’t call those superstitions all those routines but once you give yourself over to those routines I think you’re susceptible to superstitions and I think that’s why baseball players are so severe so there’s a lot more opportunity for in baseball therefore a lot more superstitious paper bubble airship mm-hmm and a lot of baseball players come from Dominican or Dominican Republic and there’s boudu down there right it’s y’all y’all are laughing I did serious that’s why there’s a lot of superstition in the major leagues I didn’t think about never been I’ve been to the Dominican Republic once but I wasn’t a kid um I mean what I I think likes good night I love you I’ll see you in the morning and I’ve always said it it’s just called OCD oh you gotta say it every day though you believed they would disappear Wow is all on you know Stevie Wow I’m very revealing is that why you always say I hope you have a great evening by the same way every single day every day we’re leaving like Stevie is like I love you I’ll see you tomorrow I always thought it was weird but I never said anything about it it does kind of beg the question what what at what point did you give that up or do you just not feel like you need to say that to us to us I will say that I do things like but tying it to a if I’m about to leave consequence and I don’t say I love you to my wife or my kids there are parts of me this I don’t think it’s relate oh gosh link careful you’re gonna cut yourself man right yeah yeah yeah you’re right I’m gonna cut off uh there are parts of me that think oh I didn’t say I love you so therefore that could have been the last could have been the last time or that could have been my opportunity for the last time but I don’t think oh and now I’m gonna die or someone is going to die because of that sometimes when like when Chris and I are in a fight and then I have to like go to work or something I’m like what if this is the last time you see me I play that card oh you really do that if it’s a minor fight and it’s I do it as a joke oh but not like I like words Nick we’re like so angry if we’re having a bona fide fight I don’t do it but if we’re having like I see me if we’re having a a minor minor fight I might throw that out there I just have that morbid dark streak and how does that go when she does that um she kind of rolls her eyes she’s used to it I’ve got a dark streak you might need GG bitch yeah I can remedy that right I know how Patrick that’s a funny name for a superhero dark strip just a guy with a guy with the dark street guys pants but is catch bring these catchphrases this may be the last time you see me

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