it’s a little bit lighter than blue darker I can’t tell it looks the same to me but you hear about it Green is the new thing yeah Green is the new thing that I cannot see you can can’t see in color um I think can’t see black and white no they can they see they see they see so much better than we do and I think that’s all really I think they only see green yeah I see in all colors Stevie says they see all colors let’s bring in a star again well everybody’s doing the comment about how I got the main fact about cats wrong my whole joke was predicated on the fact that dogs see black and white so cats do too right maybe you’re an old-timey cat so we’re okay could – I don’t know I keep want to say catch ah that’s what the guy from cars that was his catchphrase oh here he comes this is not turtleneck weather I gotta tell you it’s warm in here yeah uh you did a decent job you really committed and I appreciate that I’m a good cat so that’s what a real meow sounds like can can you jump all the way up here [Music] hey Shana thanks for bringing in why is it that cashews I know that cats are there’s different breeds of cats but how come they’re not nearly as different from each other as breeds of dogs I thought about that I mean it’s a limited there’s a limited more so than anyway in the I don’t know in the gene pool I mean apparently cuz you attain it that’s like a st. Bernard cat it’s like the size of it but I want like the size of a tiger this one’s half and then like the size of a kitten this one’s half Maine Coon and half tabby ish she’s got like the pointy ears of like a Maine Coon and like the bigger front paws now he’s twitching his whole tail which means that he’s happy as opposed to twitching the end of it which means he’s about to hunt me are you serious I thought the whole tail was extremely upset if it’s if it’s moving like this or something if it’s if mad if it’s like going like this like lackadaisical that’s nice and happy and it’s just the end of its moving it’s like a radar looking for mice you know does he ever like bring home dead mice it’s a pup I get now that me out right there was my back legs are going off of the desk help me out here brother see I’m a cat whisperer now I did have a cat I’ve ever told this story of when I had a pet cat he said no we haven’t told it okay let me tell no don’t go would catch ya I love that you convince yourself that something that’s not true I know I’m preaching to myself you’re good I’m so good with cases there comes of claw out of the back scratching I had a calico cat named patches I remember that and it was a kitten I almost don’t remember because he was so short-lived I slept with well it didn’t die I slept with patches up by my head my see doing is like looking beyond me it’s something these calls are good look at that see the hair stood up yeah the back arch that means don’t touch me anymore can’t whisper I’m great with kids you know he’s happy over there yeah he’s not anywhere not so much happy about with you so my dream was to have a cat a calico cat because it has the most colors at least that’s what I thought and then I called it patches good little I got patches and I let it sleep up here on my shoulder like a pirate well I was the pirate and it was the parrot but we were sleeping so it was like a horizontal pirate yeah a parrot cat and I slept with the cat there and then woke up the next morning my mom came in there and there were worms on the pillow from you yeah I had worms yeah where to put him down well I didn’t want to tell mom I actually did have worms too at one point though that’s a different story I’ll also tell it but so we gave the cat back whoa whoa you gave it back to who the the people who gave it to us did you say this cat has worms yes Oh can’t handle it can’t they just give it a pill I don’t know it was the 80s we hadn’t figured anything out here eat one of these don’t commit man you know what’s in that oh gosh is in here too Eddie but I know yeah I missed that cat man I wish I think I could be a cat person but I don’t know for sure there’s there’s hair flow down between us I can’t see I do think it is a good question though and I’m reason I’m thinking about this is because kitty there’s a have you seen this video CollegeHumor has this series called someone Adam Adam ruins everything have you seen this it’s very good it’s a guy who like comes on to a scene and kind of just gives you the cold hard truth about something and it’s kind of like upsetting everybody who’s in sort of like it’s like a sketch yeah each have like multiple millions of views really the most recent one is called Adam ruins everything dog the truth about dog breeding or something yeah and it was the true the bizarre truth about purebred dogs yeah you know the watch nuts are better everybody knows you know that much you know the these thing these these animals purebred animals are bred for these certain things and they have more medical problems and stuff like that and months are healthier but this dude basic wiener dogs have back problems this guy makes you feel horrible about having a purebred dog like Bulldogs only live six years on average they can’t they can’t breathe like they and they they they’ve got these these the kennels the Kent the people who are in charge of the the breeds they in breed the dog so much that they breed them like moms and sons and brothers and sisters like it’s there’s so much incest and inbreeding that these dogs have these incredible problems if it’s all true I mean I definitely think it’s probably been well researched but well it is on college humor but I did think to myself you know you don’t see there are some pretty interesting breeds of cats but there all of you know they’re all kind of about the same size there’s there’s the bigger Maine Coon or whatever but nothing like a chihuahua and a Great Dane there’s let’s true there are the short legged ones right it makes you feel bad about I was gonna Google why aren’t cats and I couldn’t figure out how to finish the question and of course Google tries to finish it for me why aren’t cats affectionate why are cats Brown why aren’t cats supposed to drink milk why aren’t cats mentioned in the Bible why aren’t casting ticklish okay why aren’t cats as varied as dogs as varied why do we have different sized dogs but all domestic cats are roughly the same size now this is born-again skydiver responds okay that’s good to know we have domesticated dogs and they come in very different shapes and sizes but all the domesticated cats are roughly the same size okay he’s asking the question he does he’s now responding top 200 comments dogs have what is considered a slippery genome and now that she’s just fuzz mustard talking here fuzz mustard is that a guy’s name oh say what I thought you were like using animation like grandmother use now this is just fuzz mustard just keep in mind yes no I remember somebody says something you don’t believe you say it’s fuzz if you’re saying I’m just I’m just squirting fuzz mustard over here thank you dogs have what is considered a slippery genome this allows for mutations at a much faster rate than your average animals such as a cat the increased amount of mutations ends and a higher percent of functional mutations this in turn increased the viability of selectively breeding to perform to preform specified tasks additionally dogs are able to read into the body language of humans far better than cats making them more trainable to preform specified tasks doesn’t sound like fuzz mustard to me sounds pretty good I think fuzz mustard doesn’t know how to use the word perform and keep saying preform perform specified tasks thus over there obviously for your desks just selectively breed I get it the genome has more slippery it’s just slippery down there’s more there to work but now here’s here’s the question cuz I’ve always thought about this you know then they’ve done this in some science fiction yeast and fruit flies also have slippery gene but do but doing this with humans to try to get like the biggest human and a little less human and all these different things obviously lots of moral questions but the quote that I’ve always thought that would it be as crazy as dog breeds and I think the answer is no because of this right here I mean humans probably don’t have a slippery of a genome as dogs they’re probably more like cats I mean look at me I have a very convincing cat [Music] you