GMM 515: How to Talk to Your Crush

you like somebody right we’re gonna teach you how to talk to him let’s talk about that good mythical morning what we have here between you and us is a symbiotic relationship that means there’s mutual benefit you ask us questions and we give you advice that you benefit from it like bacteria in my gut and we benefit from the sensation that your lives are being enriched when you follow our advice Oh we’ll be in your gut I mean Oh we’ll take turns like one of those little uh like you’re a shark and we’re two little fish that swim around you and clean you off and eat the stuff that falls out of your mouth I like a bird on a right how this is like a bird on a rhino you are watching us on the Internet yeah okay here’s a question rat rules far eeeh asks what’s the best way to let a girl slash guy know that you’re into him /her okay where are vice versa vice versa we’re gonna do a little something different this week Riu how’d you say the name rule I thought that was an L real Ricky root Rui Rui Lee really really rip you could do things a little bit different we give you advice every week and um you know we’ve been you know we’ve holding ourselves up to a pretty high standard true and there’s lots of people that give advice out on the internet so we thought this week you know what let’s check in with another advice repository out there on the internet and see how we’re doing so we’ve gone to wiki how I got to this question I got the wiki how for you let’s see I’ll be back up all right here we go stack them up and let’s knock them like this advice down okay this one has illustrations I’ll say right off the bat we’ve never given advice on illustration no pictures wiki how has that they have their steps here to talk to your crush basically step one from afar about ten feet look into his eyes do not stare when he catches your gaze give him a dazzling smile he won’t forget and wave or wink how do you look into someone’s eyes but not stare tint from 10 feet from 10 feet break out I drew a measure measure use a measuring tape I think yet to estimate yeah and you just stare into their eyes but don’t stare no and then you wink you wink I actually feel good about the wink I think girls can wink but guys can’t wait because it’s it’s not cool yeah it’s trying too hard but if a girl were to wink at me back in the time when I was available then I would have been excited yeah I think I can handle a wink from 20 feet just don’t be like 2 centimeters if I can see your face and you wink in me account I mean I could see a 52 do you know where he sits in class if so leave a note on his desk saying something is waiting for you on the school steps at 3 o’clock sharp what leave a little gift and note at 3 o’clock sharp on the school steps scene quote hi so-and-so thought you might like this smiley face from your friend so-and-so this is not good advice I’m just gonna come out and say that it’s not our advice yes wikiHow I give this advice if we were giving advice it’d probably be in a different place right now creepy good or play creepy note 3 o’clock sharp to be a little gift for you the girl that went at you from 10 feet away left your little per se oh really get started step 3 grab a group of friends including your crush and invite them to play basketball when playing make sure you’re on your crush’s team and pass the ball to him a lot after the game go up after the game go up and give him high-five and smile if you’re feeling daring and need to say something say quote great job you’re an awesome basketball player in quote immediately I see a hole in this one what if he’s horrible first of all just the hole hey guys let’s play basketball that’s a quite a hurdle to get across to get over first of all but then but if that would help sense itself what if he’s horrible and every time you pass it to him he just he embarrasses himself well if I were giving my advisor not wikiHow advice I’d be like great advice up until you got to be on the other team that way they get up and guard and box him out box him in hey maybe this is a good piece like my basketball that’s a good one I mean the illustration doesn’t have a basketball in it no but they are glowing and that’s what happens when you play basketball opine step four pass by him they’re no longer on the basketball court this is like bagging classes huh oh I was looking at the wrong picture sorry this is the picture for this one pass by him and then turn your head around to look at him if he’s doing the same thing that’s a good sign not really advice just kind of like checking in it’s kind like a sign if look at him and see if he’s looking at you and if he’s looking at you when good sign wink make sure you’re ten feet away or more I think I’m with you on that I mean that gives you some confidence if anyone ever looks at you just assume that they like you okay and you we all need a little ego boost yes when anyone looks at it alright number five never force a guy to like you just let time do that and be nice try to talk and if he does not want to talk then so what try next week and then he’ll finally ask you out next week yeah time time will do its duty next week every guy can be worn down eventually if you just do it week by week I think this is true to most guys it’s like when a girl tries to talk to you if you don’t want to talk it’s pretty obvious if he does not want to talk then so what so what you don’t want to talk well your till next week buddy you’re just a guy you’re gonna get you to play basketball I’m gonna guard you and box you in I’m gonna box you in watch it out and finally if he asks to borrow a pencil give him one with a message on it this guy doesn’t even have hands though what’s he gonna do with a pencil he’s like how would I do with this pencil you know I can’t use it you could break off the tip and be like my life is pointless without you oh I stole that from the internet oh I didn’t make that up all right next question Theo raza LP LP that’s a good one for people who are just new with this what’s the best icebreaker to start a conversation or to go up to a person okay this is our basic same question is legit advice from us there’s a lot of things that you could do but I’m going to give you just one little pointer this is not a cop-out if you make friends with the friends of your crush that’s a good move not to play basketball but just to become friends because if you can become friends with the friends then your introduction to them will be less awkward than if you’re too uncomfortable to just go up and initiate with them and then when you do finally initiate with them you’ll be in with the friends which is the thing that you’re trying to do to begin with to win their trust I’m not trying to manipulate people I’m just saying there’s an in with the friends that’s how I dated my high school girlfriend Missy uh her friend Candice needed a ride home from school every day bingo and so I took her home from school and I got to know her yep and then I was like I want to go to this it was a Foo Fighters concert and I was like I’m going to this Foo Fighters concert and I think maybe she thought I was going to ask her out and then I was like can you can you see if your friend missing wants to go with me well I’m not endorsing that and I’m asking out through I didn’t she was like come can I come appearance become her a head of friends it’s an easy way I didn’t do it exactly right it’s what you’re saying yeah you did it wrong completely I did it completely wrong but it worked yeah congratulations for time for a little now is that concert it was a Lube coming to her hair we can talk about that that’s a different kind of okay uh well Candice was actually there and she was crushed in the mosh pit and she fainted poor girl all right I grabbed your guitar you know what time it is right it’s not well it’s not that time it’s this time you know what day it is you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday makes me oh you can get rid of the dollar all right this week we’ve got a helmet right oh I can always use a helmet in it I’m like pulling on this but it’s got a cord he’s got I’m gonna calm you I got a card here take that cord back because I wasn’t supposed to have that right give this a little rotate don’t plug her in yet but what let’s all right there we go it’s not gonna rotate too well dear resently in honor of your 500th episode cold and following the court may tie the rotation created the mythical memory machine I think this is it it gives you the ability to remember anything I think it’s a bicycle helmet with lights on it just turn it on and let the memories come flooding in I hope you enjoy it sincerely mythical beast nicholas wailing you can kind of rotate it like this and then it catches the cord and you rotate like this and it catches the court on the other side yes I’m 15 in my favorite video was the never wet one it was hilarious yeah all right who wants to go first with the memory machine you can go remember anything anything anything are you gonna prompt me to remember something dude should I you should strap in that’s me look he’s a little tight you maybe should have measured that loosen that a little bit you need me to loosen it up for you you remember anything yeah I remember I remember I was like where that’s what I have a kid well this is what it felt a lot better when I was four years old haha it was quite a lot of pressure hey think about something remember something Oh remember harrelson phone remember Harris at all I’m not a banker this is Christian alpha Harrelson oh I remember hey listen how it was it was it was a circular building our killer bail they will we took calculus where I remember what the math but of events he spit and it had a ring but won’t all the way around the building and the whole why I wasn’t external Ryan are you sure you’ll be okay you should give it a shot okay I don’t know if I could take it off oh I just loosened it okay here put it on there Harrelson Hall was that was the coolest building I ever took a class in because the it was a circular ramp hallway all the way up I can’t even get my bed is so much longer than was your mouth I came guests up no is that even close alright just remember something it’ll halfway work I think I remember something I can’t talk about that I’m gonna keep that for myself what are you talking about some I can’t talk about about remembered it really you have nothing you can share with us oh man I remember I must with me really that really hurt down there thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is I am Mike I’m Gabby we’re from our minor North Dakota and we just got married it’s on I spin the wheel of mythicality Thank You Nicholas for sending this helmet I’m gonna wear it when I bite you get a poster a GMM poster side by glass available at rhettandlink.com/store click through to good mythical more we’re gonna eat some fire hot finish candies and I’m gonna go through the 15 worst pick-up lines in the history of the internet cuz that’s what I found link is a shy cheese salesman ah excuse me yeah hey hey how you doing hey huh I’m okay I just uh I was wondering if you know you like cheese mmm have you heard of cheese yeah I’ve heard of cheese I love you got some guys on my hand this package was why if you’d like some those are your do oh she’s sharing it with me or do you know I need to sell it I’m sorry I just I just I need to sell it because I gotta make some money something else excuse me I think you have something in your eye nope it’s just sparkling uh

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