GMMore 515: Spicy Candy and Pick Up Lines

those are your dues she’s sharing it with me or do you know I need to sell it I’m sorry I just I just I need to sell it because I gotta kind of make some morning something else why he lies huh why are you laughing I was like why you were breaking on me hmm is his helmet I remember so many that made it over um Harrelson Hall I really hadn’t thought of Harrelson Hall since the last time I was in there taking my last exam last exam of college I took in Harrelson Hall and I why’d you take an exam in there I haven’t remembered it since it happened I said well hell I swear to you the helmet worked it was something about electrode cutting off the circulation in my brain and there being a light on my head I mean these bulbs don’t quite make it into the interior of the helmet but welcome to good mythical more I it’s just more the same but uh no guarantees this right here more of the same but no guarantee uh comes with a letter Finland high rhettandlink and the team I have enjoyed the GMM and the show and good mythical more quite a lot i’ve liked the most the episodes where you’ve eaten something hey actually that word is hints thanks I’ve made this care packet for you it contains some hot candy for you to try you’re making Vera sound a lot stupider than she actually is it’s me not beer I the blood is still finding its way back in my brain as you have eaten some weird stuff I decided to send mainly chocolate even though that’s not don’t put it don’t put in your mouth yet I might have gone a bit overboard it’s probably a smaller amount of candy would be preferred by you oh well at least this is easier to share maybe I mainly perdu it’s mainly produced in Finland but some are within EU I think this is Finnish hot candy all the best Vera xoxo she’s what’s a wink if the X is a kiss and an O is a hug what’s a wink just a dash a semicolon and a parenthesis there you go eat it yet okay I’m going whoa that is stinky whoa hey didn’t it whoa whoa this is Oh sting e that’s the hottest freaking King he’ll ever put my mouth oh it is hot gracious huh look at my eyes your eyes are watering too wowzer it’s the chilli extract oh goodness wow it is really stepping up I underestimated this candy does this six out of ten on the outside of it Oh snaps listen I was going to go through the worst pick-up lines in the history of the internet and I’m incapable of it oh you can do it okay all right here we go what I look on this thing and I found there’s uh this is the continued Wow hello on Tralee Wow oh my stomach is actually burning yeah because it is going into your stomach it’s still in my mouth oh but you’re the emit the juices all right guys what uh can you hand me some paper towels with gentle raspberry gentle raspberry if you’re gonna eat it you got to eat it on camera which is that’s fine you don’t have to I don’t wanna be on camera all right here’s what I do ask if you don’t want to be on camera today so you didn’t spit it out did you yeah blew it out my nose grab oh all right here’s what I’m going to do guys I’m going to go through what I believe to be 15 of the worst pick-up lines that could ever be googled and you should never use these I’m going to ask that you guys respond to each of these as I say them now these are hot how’s it goes oh my goodness y’all Wow these are in no particular order until the last one which is a grand finale and I must say I guess alright guys respond in kind team if you would number one on my list is it hot in here or is it did I just eat one of those are you okay Jen sniped it really hard and it made her cough is it it suck you stays I told you it stays high it’s just there’s a constant is it hot in here or is it just you wow I was expecting more of like a oh okay that’s good keep that up hey hey hey hey hey hey are you a library book because I’m due to check you out yeah just a groan he’s grown give me a big girl ah come on work with me uh it’s a stinging oh man excuse me I think you have something in your eye nope that’s just a sparkle oh thank you right uh here’s another one I’ve got a boat that’s it here’s another hey hey hey are you from Tennessee cuz you’re the only ten I see I’ve heard that one before Jim would fall for that here’s another hey is your name Google because you got everything I’m searching for I’m waiting for a response I’m not moving on until I get a response now hey baby if your words on a page you be what they call fine print does anybody use these kind of pickup lines the Internet people post them on the internet no but like that’s why I found them that’s why you should never use them if you were a booger I’d pick you first it was not bad it’s playful excuse me I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too I was a little wordy uh what about I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way Oh Stu it’s dumb they’re supposed to be dumb but somebody somebody uses these hi the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you what’s not that hey hey hey hey hey hey hey girl hey girl hey girl hey girl hey girl hey girl there’s not one of them this is me introducing hey girl are you related to Yoda cuz you’re delicious that was good right cuz yo delicious dopin yodel is stinging all right just let me try one – hey girl are you related to Yoda cuz you’re delicious headed a second time alright two more Rob excuse me excuse me excuse me girl yeah you just fart and that’s it sigh I just farted alright and finally hey girl hey hey girl yo sweet thing girl go go go you keep saying that until I look at you go go go go go go go yeah then you say I like your boots you knew that was coming right yeah cuz I thought of this oh come on oh gosh it is hot man I’m trying to shine giving you guys though you didn’t give me the support I needed for my pickup lines do you would you could you reach you a chit chit G no I’ve got swallowed this thing it is hot ain’t ya there’s some hot candy it’s not I like hot supper this isn’t even fun

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