bingo you can die a slow death little woman because the bingo woman is me bingo woman OH ma’am that’s mushy squishies nasty nasty happened in my mouth and uh you guys played it well when you were like no you’re not gonna die at all now my nose is running can I have a paper towel I gotta hand it to you bring in Alex bring in Alan here’s here’s Mike bring in the here’s what I was saying the the UH length because what I will say the couch OFI the reason that I was able to do that was because of the rules that we set up for that that did not require us to guess at the same time but I would not have said testicle but as soon as you said testicle I was like this is definitely a testicle he and that’s why I said you’ve never been more right about something oh my gosh look at that guy’s there’s like it’s a it’s a circle with some sort of thing coming out of some sort of cord some sort of cordage the Vasudev the deference golly golly go and I will say that it had and it had a very gelatinous sort of sort of uh wetness to it right when it first went in my mouth and no matter how many times I mean I couldn’t I couldn’t deal with it all right now here’s what I’m gonna do for you and she I thought I thought that we tied well cuz you can’t do math you guys yeah you got some sausage in your beard gonna have a paper table in just a moment just take that um gosh guys and technically I mean I could have been up by some of my glass oh yeah what is that something from a testicle um I I mean you got to admit your guest was I mean that was really strong but the reptile the snake guess was pretty strong on my part and I can and you got that completely wrong that was the difference in the game whereas you’d get you getting that wrong now there could be some people out there who’d be like rent shouldn’t get a half a point because he just said you know the type of animal and then like the genus but not the cheese but not the species but either way I mean I can try to eat that all day long unless you like put something on it or like mix it up into some spaghetti I can’t do it or drug you first Oh Eddie looks like he’s got some ideas no Alex yeah here’s what I’m going to pull up a chair because uh I’m told that alex has a story and how he acquired this uh Rome account yeah he got a person so in there from a cab pull up pull up pull up pull up close here like that when you sit calf you get you you gave it away a little bit Eddie as Eddie has given us some mom’s gonna be right um here’s what I’m gonna do I’m gonna let you tell your story and I’m gonna bite this thing and I’m gonna I’m gonna take it excuse me take it I’m gonna take excuse me I’m gonna take a bite out of it because you know what I lost but you’re gonna take a bite out of it because you’d hate to see me do it alone and that’s it I’m fine yeah you could take a bite out of because you got it here here it is you said that you you swore you will never eat if somebody comes with the hottest pepper hotter than a Carolina Reaper you said you’ll never do it well I said that I would so why are you dredging up something that has nothing to do with this so you’d be the ball guy tell I’m I’ll be the pepper guy in that ball guy and every years okay listen tell me tell us the story that about how you acquired these these meats was this part of it it was a separate from the other stuff because how do you get yak uh the internet so place an order online and then I it was late cuz I got two days shipping and it wasn’t why here put these on why you tell the store sure great whatever you say no I don’t it what’s going want no I won’t do anything huh tell me if some him um but so tell me your Tom Hume uh he didn’t show up they didn’t show up something’s evident yeah they didn’t show up on time so I called him and he said he would deliver him to me then he kept pushing it back and then eventually I met him in a parking lot and Los Feliz at like 9:30 and he gave me everything that I ordered but it was kind of weird I mean he was just he couldn’t really speak English very well and he kept on something really cryptic kind of text message what cryptic text like hey I said when will they be here and he said two more dot two more and then I said two more what and he texted back ah I swear to God oh that’s raising yeah and and what was he like when you met him in person well I asked him he look like a safari guide did he have two more sausages what did he have listen I don’t know we got two more of but we got two more something and he was just he kind of was weird I don’t know he kind of really talked to me when I tried to talk to him on the phone he just said meet me at the Starbucks in Los Feliz there’s like 30 Starbucks is in Los Feliz so I went to like six of them before we finally met each other really yeah it took a while and you weren’t like you I’m assuming you said what’s the address of the Starbucks and he said he was like trying to give me turn-by-turn directions and like he had no idea where he was for a really long time well any cabinet from Paris he’s French no he said he was from Paris and then I was really confused and there’s like Chris California and then I’ve been through Paris California weather went through there okay please go really but I was just so happy to finally get him cuz I was really worried about them showing up that I was just kind of pumped and we took a picture together and who’s kind of hung out for a little bit are you looking at me right now I don’t know am i I’m trying to like have a conversation what’s his website not do we want to plug it but just like the exotic animals exotic dance calm this is how he this is how the website works well he would not even meet him at the cargo hold of LAX at one point of course he did and I was like I’m not gonna do that and then because I’m assuming he got it shipped into him today sounds shady it was all really weird and then we met up in a dark parking lot and I didn’t we just ate all of it didn’t we ate it yeah I take this off now we’re yeah okay um and he said that these me that was a trust exercise man I don’t know what happened I don’t know if you realize it but that whole time you were eating Caltech so these girls down so easy up these are calf testicles because when they’re when they’re little that’s when they cut them off so they can go out to be steer that don’t says bull the raw ones are big the raw ones yeah cuz I cook these yeah there’s one man I’m not eating a raw one though hey listen so you just fried that puppy yeah I looked up how to do it on the Internet there’s a lot of weird stuff on there yeah I put it on the George phone no downstairs you smush it on a foreman that’s good seem like the right thing to do oh there’s some I don’t want to see it if I’m gonna bite this thing I’ll eat this I mean here’s a what is that that’s the same thing just cut oh okay if you can get a bite-sized piece of that into your stomach I will respect you in endlessly endlessly my respect for you will had no no end link if you can get a piece of that testicle to your stomach oh that’s one that’s three they look love yeah right that’s obviously three no you this is a dishes this was my view that I was honest okay they got three of them uh is that frozen yeah you should see I was touching it when it was like defrosted texture squishy yeah let’s not talk about it okay mount noise so Mountain Oysters are just cow testicles do you want a em there you go there’s a little thanks see a little dollop if you can get like a that size piece down there if I can do this one I’ll respect both of you forever are you gonna do one too nope I mean I gotta win something for winning this is just serious chi-ching you eat mussels to Maddie you eat mussels of animals just because it’s the ball doesn’t mean that it’s mean just think about it it’s just another part don’t think about it it’s another part of an animal that you love it’s really bad now I will tell you look gosh I have taste aftertaste I’ll kind of look at the cross-section Christ one more that in your mouth just put a lot it looks like chicken on the inside I was like 50 the consistency on the inside it was like fatty it was like that’s why was she fatty but could reproduce love the book you could taste the potential of life oh gosh guys I was thinking that’s why I was saying octopus at one point I was like I could not have done it without that mustard I want to thank I want to think mustard for being for making this possible but I’m not eating anymore with the mustard it’s pretty easy because it’s so overpowering like I didn’t taste it but I did feel so I shouldn’t endless endlessly respect you I did it too you