GMMore 579: Other Snacks We Wish Were Back

I think you’re gonna be free I’m gonna do it give me sake tell me something give me something I can take with me to the ground just give me something some encouragement nice knowing you ain’t going nowhere give me something uh pit stains look at your pit those aren’t now for the record those aren’t pit stains those are just uh wet spots well you know what I’m doing because you’re doing because you’re sweating under your arms no you know you know what I’m doing because Nick told you to do it I’m doing it I’m using only deodorant because they say if you use only deodorant and not any percent for like I’m gonna say like this for a while for a couple weeks that you’ll quit sweating under your armpits armpits but it ain’t happening yet so so in a few years we’ll be saying they need to bring back antiperspirant because if everyone’s doing what you’re saying they’ll stop producing it and then we’ll have a we’ll have an episode where we talk about that you can go to bring back an apparent calm it’ll be editable you editable reorder it by the case let’s go through some there’s a bunch of products on business insider comm that have been discontinued and we’re gonna just see if we and the crew here remember these okay and and and let me just say about two clearly can anything you know we already talked about it so much but again I do I didn’t I hope that didn’t come across as kind of infomercial II because I’m legitimately excited about yeah I I want to hold that bottle in my hand and it would be like time travel for me to drink that thing and I think it would be really fun for all of us to count down to a second no matter where you are on earth if you you know by invitation only if you make that no if you if you order the clearly Canadian but you’ll have it you say you know what this is not just a beverage this represents the power the at the power of the mythical beast and we’re making a connection we’re having we’re having a moment literally we’re having a moment moment ever how long it takes you to drink it I mean you can drink all 12 we can do like what you toast before you start drinking it if you’re polite so the toast up is all the same time you drink at your leisure after that I mean I can take down two or three in probably a minute right so they brought surge back I’m decided maybe they brought surge back but that wasn’t the mythical be so that doesn’t even count right like surges like canady clearly Canadian for like losers makes you hyper so it makes a real hyper it’s got a bunch of caffeine in yeah all right so give me give me some of these water Altoids which one enjoy your fancy tangerine sours I’m not an Altoid person this discontinued four years ago I don’t remember these Stevie you said you loved these I think I did have it um but then you put them in your mouth okay here’s one easy do you remember this easy squirt colored ketchup Heinz ketchup Tate tastes normal but looks alien like you could put make your fries purple I’m surprised they make your onion rings to make your onion rings green well I never bought it that’s why I doesn’t exist cuz if I’m not gonna buy it well if you’re gonna buy it but oh it’s destined but you didn’t buy it I mean I would buy it now because of children I have those you have them too but I wasn’t children and I never asked for it yeah but if the possibilities didn’t seem as big back in the day I mean now it’s like I can’t get my kid Z anything but I put purple ketchup on it I probably did hmm but you bring it back why not I mean how hard is it an egg you probably make it at home you bet you know what Pinterest probably is already figured this out colored ketchup look it up okay I remember these and uh Butterfinger BBS and they recently brought back discontinued in oh six they recently brought back a Butterfinger balls and then like well they just created those they weren’t brought back almonds in Almond Joy and mounds all these come in ball form now there’s all commercial for this any packaging all 11 o’clock at night like a year ago NIT nibs something up anyway I went out I got in my car and I went and tried to get them and they didn’t have I’ve done this like seven times in my life seen a commercial for something and gotten in a car to try to get it do you remember I you know I’m not a fan of Oreos I like I like cookies and cream milkshakes and and ice cream and stuff like that but I don’t love Oreos themselves I like the taste of them but I just don’t choose them so I never got this but or your big stuff I remember it which is not just a regular stuff it’s not a double stuff this is an Oreo that’s this big big as your face as big as a fudge round which I was obsessed with that bigger than a photo those are still around no need to bring those back I know why these didn’t work because the way you enjoy Oreos is by dipping them in milk and it’s like no one else get it come in a cop and you don’t want to get a bowl of milk and you feel like a dog well then you just eat the sides and you make it a bar or you a bar and then you can dump the whole thing you want the you need dunk ability and every portion of the thing how about the Nestle Wonder ball I do not remember this one but I’m intrigued by it it’s a chocolate ball with a toy inside and they discontinued it at 97 because some children chalked on the toys I think they meant choked big surprise well that’s a pretty big kid that’s going to throw a whole Wonder ball down his throat it’s what’s in the Wonder bullet they choked on what’s in a wonder ball a choking hazard choking head something small a small part do you remember the Bigfoot pizza from Pizza Hut I do I do remember the Bigfoot beach describe it to me it was a big square pizza that look it was bigger than two pizzas put together and it came in a pizza box that look like a pizza box that had been unfolded but they do that now they have a square pizza now at Pizza Hut Pizza Hut just did redid everything they got like a billion different things it’s different over there they don’t they they don’t have this anymore I didn’t know about this one french toast crunch like cinnamon toast crunch but it’s French so it tastes like eggs well in in in Italy meant Jen you have french toast crunch not cinnamon toast and it’s little pieces of bread they looks like loaves I mean slices of bread yes tiny sandwiches cheese’s I do remember these Keebler magic middles oh yeah this was a cookie with chocolate enemy I remember getting really excited about these and then really disappointed in these by actually eating them the reason that you didn’t like them is because they were myself they were made for short bread which is very hard you know like you don’t like hard candies hard hard uh yeah and they usually thing called M&Ms that were discontinued in 2005 krispies M&Ms they were like crackle you know the crackle bar that’s got like Rice Krispies in it we had that inside nobody wants that or a Nestle Crunch uh what did I say crackle bar same thing same thing search which discontinued in 2003 and course it’s back now Oreo O’s was a cereal now I would eat that because it’s a cereal and as we do here I’ll be real soft though you like crunchy cereal this morning I ate puffins cereal which is a peanut butter flavored like mmm – cereal it’s like all natural but I have to pour that cereal pour the milk and leave it and let it soften a little bit because it’s so you don’t like your cereal crunchy its – crunching Wow you know it’s like can you have too much fun can you have too much crunching your cereal yes surely eat some puffins but they’re tasty they taste like peanut butter they are upset I rock like I’ve had my kids already you’ll get the it’s like taco shards I’m not worried about my safety you’re worried about your safety like gum cutting yeah never happened to me uh it happens to me that’s not tags discontinued cinnamon and spearmint flavors why would they do that really again tic tacs I don’t for breath freshening I don’t believe in little hard candies because they technically don’t worry you should use hydrogen peroxide I know people think it’s crazy but that’s how you actually kill stuff in your mouth he’s right it says it on the bottom we’ve been through that you got a bread problem use hydrogen peroxide my father-in-law his the console in the middle of his uh GMC Yukon is never tick tack less hmm yeah how do people like that it’s one of those things that like when my kids are old and have kids of their own or grandkids and they’ll think back to grandpa hoo-wee he’ll be long gone he’ll be dead they’ll think that’s what they’re gonna one of the things are going to remember about him is that he always he always had a tic-tac well in fact that’s what I’m gonna say to his funeral that’s all I’m gonna say okay he always had a tic-tac yo soul I’m going to say he was a great father in law and he always had it too you might not speak at his funeral I probably doesn’t it’s not custom yeah I’ll just a chamber when you have an internet show people expect you to speak at funerals I’ll probably get yours you’ll speak at mine we were you speaking my father-in-law’s for your knowledge I don’t know yeah sure he’s pretty healthy right now we don’t need to decide today all grandpa’s need that kind of thing though you really oughtta have some guy I mean when I become a grandpa I’m gonna have something in the console my great-grandfather worthless original that’s what heaven had Werther’s original and he would lay on the couch and spit in the spittoon and I couldn’t understand a word he said that too and he’d give me words originals I was scared to death of that man did you enjoy the earthers they’re pretty good they make a Werther we actually discovered this we were you were they were there their anxiety just comes up they make a were there that has a soft caramel Center do they yeah bring that but I remember days yeah Burger King had chicken fries recently I mean they discontinued these in 2012 and replaced them with chicken strips they were like let’s just call it what it is well before that or maybe they still do now Burger King has chicken nuggets that are shaped like crowns they’ve had that for a while isn’t it kids meals oh is that what you get a Snapple had a drink called Snapple element I’m bored by this yeah we don’t want to bring any drinks back in so clearly Canadian a black cherry vanilla Diet Coke and Coke never had that I don’t like cheery flavored stuff I like cheery so fiery habanero Doritos discontinued in 20 2009 there’s lots of flavors because someone died hmm I doubt that that’s true it isn’t what it isn’t true um I see fruit snacks I have those I’m into any fruit snacks gummy stuff open the door and see who just somebody’s had an accident I think the wind blew the door open or something and let’s just pick one more and let’s wrap this thing up that’s not that’s not the one really okay real ridi Doritos do you remember those they were a shape you go they’re shaped like puffins yeah they were like they were empty Doritos there was a cop in the top of the lid was like a I’m gonna find one more squeeze it squeeze it what’s in a squeeze it is it sure water sugar water different faces right yeah I was like pull mine whenever my mom got it for me I would pull it out of my lunchbox in the school bus on the way and look at the face and be like boy oh my god grumpy face today was the grumpy face was a different flavor like it did it taste like angst you got like a six-pack they’re all the same flavor but they had different faces but the faces they prominently had like six faces and they repeated on the next we’ll wrap up was a peanut butter Oreo smooth that that can get you back into organs convert me well they’re apparently in limited production at least at the writing at the time of the writing of this article you can get them on eBay I bet everything they’re not going to taste good anymore though so there’s that you can dip those on your milk alright guys if you haven’t done it already bring back clearly Canadian let’s make a big push this week yeah come on people get you get your peeps to do it credit card information they also take Bitcoin and I’m not joking this true yeah chicken fries are back this just in chicken fries are back at Burger King you

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