GMMore 585: Eating Horehound, Sassafras and Idaho Spuds

so go to Walmart me see how will you also welcome York so yeah I really hate you can i grab your cart buy stuff for you I’ll buy it we’d be good at that but I don’t share a paycheck let’s eat some horehound okay Jen uh let’s take this to a safe location I’m gonna turn it off how did they make it where it’s got a delayed response like that I don’t think that’s that’s harder that’s special we added that as specialist okay I’m post Pam Junior come help us with the sim write something on deck here while you’re getting the horehound out oh you get that out pull up a chair what do we what there we have a whole box of stuff I’ve asked grandma in our resident person who knows about everything that you guys mail us to be our guide you may be wondering what horehound is well grandma knew about the soothing benefits of horehound herbal tea that same never all tea that same natural natural flavor is found in clays horehound old-fashioned hard candies the essence of this imported horehound herb is or obtained by brewing and steeping the herb in a large copper kettle okay so it’s whatever horehound is it comes from a tea Allison Dyer in Salem Oregon hello from your upstairs neighbor Oregon – thank you guys in the crew for all the laughs you guys brought me I made replica wheel of mythicality in my glass fusing glass where’s that Jeff what she made replica wheel of mythicality in my glass fusing clasp oh wow look at that check it check it this might have to share a little spot on the end this so will a mythicality Bowl cuz I could count ashtray ish but I could definitely use it for some cereal it’s beautiful she got me some hot man coasters for my birthday which is a little belated but she acknowledges that and I still appreciate it I decided to include foodstuffs from the Pacific Northwest since I am from all three states how’s that possible look at this one from three states most people think that the pack in W is just Washington Oregon but it also includes what will I do did you just know that no I just I’ve know what the states look like Oh from Washington smoked-salmon Oregon marionberry gummi Grizzlies and at the crack smoking mayor of New York I mean DC Marion Barry Marion Barry hey see if you like whore helm this is awesome right yeah these are incredible look at that just tastes like tea in hard candy okay this is like it’s like I’m your great-great Grandaddy what this tastes like tea tell me exactly what this stage like tea and hard candy call for Hound bit grandiose debt I’m gonna take it out my mouth cuz I want to enjoy some other treats I’m gonna put it on my hot man wing coaster it’s a blues gets pleasing you know it’s pleasing it’s good it’s got a horrible name but it’s got a great let’s use this as a serving bowl now I know I’m gonna like these Marion Barry oh you’re right Marion Barry yeah I didn’t hear I didn’t hear what you said I just heard you talking about the crack-smoking oh my goodness yeah I read that there was salmon book of course we’re gonna save that no I mean you can eat some Sammy if you don’t love that chair Jim you don’t like that you should leave the planet if you don’t like that you should leave the planet that’s all I’m saying I will personally see to it that you have to leave the planet we don’t like that this is Marion Barry what you looking at where you you want some Marion Barry these are good um Idaho Idaho huckleberry I the hole Oh cherry cordial i watch the whole you know that these are good you know that i don’t have to leave a planet you know that show it’s not how they make it but it’s called food factory or something and it’s how they make different foods i watched how they make cherry cordials first of all you wouldn’t believe how many of individual food products are made in the United States or in the world in general kind of make it well the way they do the cherry cordials is they take a cherry and they coat it with the sugar substance and then they spray it with an enzyme and then they put it on a bed of chocolate and then it just pour chocolate over the top of it and then over time the enzyme breaks down the sugar and creates the liquid Center that we all know and love that I’m about to experience in the form of a cherry cordial is it what are you auditioning for the vo for how it’s made yeah I mean I’ve forgot to tell you that that I Marilyn cherry or a regular chair did you try one of these how’s Pam okay hey look look this has got like a nutty peanut butter outside peanut butter oh the enzyme hasn’t gone work no it’s creamy it’s a creamy cherry show it to the peeps it’s not what I thought it would thank you I like the liquids are you bring cherries in my chocolate mmm yeah figure do you like the outside of that I figured you for like an outsider am you want to try a whore help these are pretty good I like sassafras this is potato candy sassafras fat-free sassafras if you like root beer you’ll love sassafras now you can enjoy that old-fashioned sassafras tea flavor and delicious hard candy try some today okay that’s got an interesting smell to it Oh a lot of nougat in there what up Jim I can’t open it huh morning coconut on the outside Idaho’s food it’s just a coconut nougat bar I mean it’s not bad if your inner thigh go there you go Oh sassafras almost named my second child sassafras but that is marshmallow Idaho sputters that’s marshmallow illness I’m not nougat it’s really Airy yeah that’s marshmallow dude she’s like Marion Barry is hmm oh my goodness Marion Barry chopped up noted hazel and break those out right now I’m thinking about moving I’ve always wanted you know I’ve never been to the Pacific Northwest it’s the only part of the country I haven’t been to I’ve never been to Oregon never been to Washington never where have you been yeah I drove through it on my way out here you drove from Canada yeah who’s crazy like 30 cuz you’re the Hal Berta yeah just straight north oh wow pretty much hmm was that your stomach your something’s reacting to it was my lower GI making room for the Marion Barry hmm for luck Wow I’m good you don’t get this I don’t understand what you like cuz it’s hot Marion Barry on the outside Jen tell us more about your mom she’s great what do you want to know her is she a good gift giver yeah christmas is coming up well she got me this actually rogue what’s the meaning um micron rules to CrossFit brand well is it an acronym for something um you can make one really had overly generous Ugandan Ethiopians okay can’t be a Ugandan et open yeah you can yeah this girls from all three states see hmm right hornigold oh me listen you got unicorns every day okay that’s better every day I like that all right now is yesterday now you come up with a really old gray underwear eating’s I don’t know eating’s is not a word start over every day every day random overly gray I can always think of underwear I just random go really great underwear fair day every day okay like it alright ride on golden unicorn that was good yeah Roby do you make a list for Pam for Christmas or are you up to old fat no I make her list she asked me she sends me emails like once every couple days hey send me some some gifts gift ideas to me some gifts I’m a needy mom made some gifts yeah what do you think about adults that make that Amazon wishlist there’s an Amazon wishlist oh yeah I think it’s good I’ve been thinking about dollars then people 10 people know does it seem entitled yeah it’s like uh no here’s the problem here’s the thing Jen you want to know what I want the look at my wishlist here’s the problem people ask me what I want I don’t know it’s like I know I want stuff but I cannot access those wants at this moment I just want you to be happy that if we went on Amazon throughout the year and whenever something struck me is yeah I’m gonna put that on my wish list I would have it at the end of the year I don’t like scrambling to ask for thing that seems entitle I didn’t ask if I wanted them asking for things you don’t want is entitled yeah but asking for things that you actually want is considerate just I bookmark things when I find things that I was like oh that sounds awesome might want that now like what’s on your list it’s not road related uh well for my birthday I asked for a chef’s knife I got that we’ve been cooking you know meats vegetables and cut meats you know a lot of meat um is it a special knife or something um no it just I couldn’t cut my sweet potatoes very well so I asked for a chef’s knife cuz those things are hard to cut they are they’re scary can’t cut him with a butter knife I can’t cut him with a vegetable knife you know it’s a bit you started watching that show the kids on it the kids cooking show you yeah my kids are really ended out good that’s righteous MasterChef junior is what’s-his-face their corner Ramsey yeah but he’s crazy it’s Gordon Ramsay trying does feel oh he’s great with kids he’s like it did daddy everybody never had right he’s trying it’s a PR exercise to Gordon Ramsay is really wrong it’s effective I wanted to be my dad who’s your favorite Hoonah how much you don’t like oh I’m we’re watching both of them in tandem that’s how much my kids are into it who’s your favorite una una is like a six-year-old it’s amazing that’s they’re all amazing she can probably cut sweet potatoes with a with a dull knife then I can’t even cut it with a chef’s knife but she wouldn’t she wouldn’t be caught dead with a dull knife you

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