today we debate waffles versus pancakes let’s talk about that good mythical morning on our last debate Oh Rama we debated tacos versus burritos and your voice was heard in the comments and tacos one-eye yeah that was a strike to the gut for me but you know what it’s your problem we’re moving on today we take on an equally controversial issue waffles vs. pancakes hmm incendiary I will be taking waffles link will be gladly taking for pain pancakes again we’re going to follow the established debate pattern of opening remarks of 90 seconds plus a 30-second cross-examination and then we switch and do the same thing reverse and then it goes into a series of 30-second what does it cover bottles very significant oh let’s debate Oh Rama hello I just welcome back I’m good how’s your bronchitis great how’s your cirrhosis a blue sea Lucille is Gretz rice this is good good morning mr. reg good morning mr. link say good morning here Rhett we’ll start with his introduction ah okay I will take notes I would like to thank mr. link the mythical beasts and an anonymous 14th century man who sent the manuscript entitled la magia de petit to his young wife the first recorded instance of the recipe for a waffle if you were to serve a waffle through an unsuspecting child you might say you want a waffle or a pancake and Tim you might say I don’t care it’s got the same ingredients and Timmy would almost be correct because many laymen think that they are the same ingredients but in fact a waffle has a slightly higher fat content and some additional eggs in the mix which leads to a crispy nature which is my first point in favor of waffles that is they are crispy ER if I wanted to clean my kitchen with a sponge I would use a pancake but if I wanted to eat something in my kitchen that was crispy I would eat a waffle second point waffle is a better word than pancake pancake is two words put together pan and cake waffle is a whole new word and let’s get down to the physics both pancakes and waffles are simply delivery mechanisms for syrup and butter and you can see from the structure of a waffle it is essentially a bunch of cups filled with syrup and butter it is like drinking syrup and butter and then eating the cups that they were served in simply stated the pancake went on a reality TV show called Extreme Makeover waffle edition and became a why thank you mr. Rhett hahaha mr. Linkous off your cross-examination okay so right off the bat you mentioned that waffles are more fattening is that correct yes okay and you also mentioned that you don’t clean your kitchen with just a normal sponge I would actually use a pie I would use a pancake yes I’m very good at it since when does a the better word argument actually make a food better today how many waffles can you make in a minute probably less than one I can make enough pancakes to feed an orphanage in like five minutes this is not a race mr. link well it’s all that to the orphans this is startling that’s a debate the end of your cross-examination mr. link it’s time for your introduction Thank You mr. Eddie for moderating Thank You mythical beasts thank everyone who Rhett has already thinked I’d also like to thank the prehistoric societies who made pancakes the earliest and most widespread cereal in all of time my points for superior breakfast batter configuration being the pancake are the four s’s the 4s is stackability spreadability size ability slash shape ability and finally serve ability which I may not even don’t look at my notes stackability hey you know look at this massive mound of impressiveness no one in their right mind would stack waffles more than two high enough said about that impressive mountain spread ability you can easily and evenly distribute toppings throughout the top of a pancake you get a dollop of some topping to put on a waffle and you start spreading it it gets in the first three buckets you got 13 more buckets that you’re then scooping stuff out of and putting stuff back into you can’t get your toppings everywhere on a waffle it’s just that simple size ability in shape ability the shape and size of a waffle is determined by the waffle iron itself you have no say in the matter with pancakes you’re the artist do whatever you want you want to make Mickey Mouse ears you want to make little medallions you want to make just initials for your girlfriend’s name oh you can do that Google pancake art you will see characters from the walking dead you’ll see all types of Awesomeness Google waffle art you’re just going to get some tired version of Tetris really time up Thank You mr. red Sun for your cross-examination you called pain you called pancakes a cereal that’s right historically there is cereal a cereal food you called your stack of pancakes an impressive mountain correct correct just clarifying absolutely and lastly pancake art I didn’t have time to Google pancake art I trust you that it’s impressive it very may be an impressive mountain pancake art but you know we are we the Beatles made in pain are we debating what’s a better food or what’s a better third grade art art project that’s you know what’s what’s it to take care it’s on the Soraa it all counts mr. link it’s time for your rebuttal waffles are pretentious they they demand to use a special device to be made it’s like a house guest demanding that you buy them a new mattress when they come over to your house and then you got to store the mattress because you can’t use it for any other houseguests and then you got to bring it back out every time it’s absolutely ridiculous there’s a catch-22 with waffles as well you want to put toppings on it but when you put on toppings it takes the crisps penis away so the desirable toppings make the desirability of the waffle go down okay mr. mr. rest time for your vote simply stated the waffle concept is so strong of a structure that it has been commandeered by other products ever heard of the pancake cone ah but you’ve heard of the waffle cone you ever heard of pancake fries ah but you’ve heard of waffle fries they even have this crazy freakin waffle thing at Taco Bell now look at this this one’s kind of old but if that was a pancake I would just toss it well if that was a pancake I would have done that but I just did it as a visual point waffle is better Thank You mr. Rhett mr. Lee consume foods like everybody the Taco Bell waffle taco is an abomination the McDonald’s McCrystal is an amazing piece of machinery that will nourish you throughout the day it’s got the most calories of anything on the menu if my memory serves me correctly the method for making waffles is cruel and unusual you you’ve got to trap it in something iron the making of a pancake is free doesn’t have a soul it’s freeing and graceful challenging and artful are you saying that link deck has a mind okay thank you the pancake has a mind of course not order please my waffle has no brain my waffle does not need my sympathy my waffle needs to be eaten by me and let me state for the record that on January 17th 2013 we made an episode of this very show called good mythical morning where I made a very similar argument to the one that I made today and you said quote I agree I think I made a really good argument okay go ahead what do you think I agree there’s video evidence of this I mean case closed man I’ve already done this before and you know did you agree so just because I agreed in the past means that your arguments better I’ve done my research now man oh you’ve come to makes our for artists waffles are for torturers of orphans mr. link this is your final rebuttal room oh that’s it I thought it was time I didn’t know I had another one but I don’t think you do have another one oh I think I got what I don’t need another one my case rests now you decide you decide hi my name is Carrie from Charlotte North Carolina and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we’ve got the 12 mythical days of Christmas going on over on our Facebook page you can win all kinds of merch remember it accumulates for each day so every day you win that day’s prize and everything from before if you don’t want to participate in that you can just go to Rhett link comm slash store and buy you some merch click through to good mythical more we continue this heated debate in a more laid-back and friendly fashion join us link thanks 9 plus 10 equals 21 hey whats 9+10 21 you stupid it hurts my soul to watch a a waffle being trapped in that torture device no threat oh but the free Oh mister the openness of the taco let’s the food breathe