GMMore 586: Waffle Vs. Pancake – The Debate Continues

hey whats 9+10 21 you’re stupid i understand that that was something from vine that was a viral vines old vine by real vine sometimes want to pull that wheel out I’d hit my elbow but every time that I do hit my elbow it is in the exact same place yeah cuz you do it the same way every time and you have the same elbow that’s right put someone in a situation with all the variables being identical and they’ll do and say the exact same thing as is proven when people come out of a concussion situation when they’re in the concussion yeah yeah but people have a concussion and they continually come to in the same situation they will ask and say the same thing no matter how random as is proven by the fact that length once you’ve said many times probably a hundred times hold on I’m just coming to eff evidently I heard I left it and what I said when I had a concussion was hey what is the status of me and Jessie Lane’s relationship I said you want clarification we both had concussions within one month of each other when someone has a concussion and they’re coming out and they they come to they come to repeatedly it’s like you ever never been around somebody having in that like you know if I had a concussion right now I would over the next 12 minutes I would realize that I was here 12 times yeah do you depends on how bad the bad concussion like so if you google the story of links broken pelvis which you’ve probably already seen it’s the it’s the account of me not only breaking my pelvis but hitting my head on the ice suffering a concussion which I lost eight hours of memory well in those eight hours I kept coming to and every time I came to I said verbatim the exact same thing because for me the variables were all the same hold on I’m just coming to evidently I’ve hurt my left hip I mean like over an hour of that and now I would say the exact same thing and the same thing having a rep when you got it have it bad of a concussion but snowboarding today that’s later linked couldn’t go cuz he had a broken pelvis I was with Greg and I fell snowboarding got a concussion and he was like I don’t want to take him to the hospital because of that rigmarole we had with Link last week where we had to go to the hospital all night so he just how inconvenient he drove me home and he said multiple times during the car ride home I would be like hey Greg what is the status of me and Jessie Lane’s relationship your future wife you were not you were just dating everything we weren’t even dating I was welding that not even day she’s now my wife that is the status and so I probably wouldn’t ask that question so anyway my elbow hurts a little bit but I’m okay don’t worry about me what is the status of your elbow yeah I just told you hold on what is the status of your elbow so here’s the thing don’t vote but you know I want you guys to vote don’t vote for waffles don’t vote for the person vote for vote for the argument and I think that I presented a superior you you may I think you had a more entertaining argument I would say that well you broke out into singing Aladdin at one point I did that was pretty manly word I was like what but this but your substance was was vacant oh well you can you kid like what the word waffle is cooler okay I’ll even give you that but so what you gotta say it to request it can I have a waffle okay part of the process what do you offer kids yeah well what waffle is a ism is a cooler word than pancake but a pancake is a cooler thing than a waffle I’m looking at that waffle right now and I don’t want to eat it I’m looking at these pancakes and I don’t I want to eat them well I want to eat both of them I’m gonna be honest with and I’m smelling these pancakes but the smell on the both of them is good the smell on both of them is good man actually no that smells kind of like a burnt version of this and you have to get you have to give me the spreadability thing I mean you try to spread that butter I don’t I’m just gonna go in three I don’t have a utensil it’s gonna well I’ll tell you what I do what I’m just come clean whether I’m having pancakes or waffles you see you know what I do I take the butter and I put it in a little thing in the microwave and I melt it and then I mixed the syrup and the butter together and then I just pour it all on top you know what I feel sorry for you you shouldn’t have to do that but but no I’ll do it with pancakes because if the if the if the butter is cold it’s not going to spread well anyway you know though the compartments are are an asset they’re not a hindrance I mean it may make the spreadability more difficult but once it’s in there you got cups of butter so you actually are a waffle believer oh yeah I in fact if I if I do the thing where it doesn’t spread very well I’m lazy and I don’t do the microwave thing and there’s just it like these 16 have a bunch of butter in them when I get to those it’s just like eating little cubes of butter and I love that I love everything about this so if both of these are presented in their in their tip-top fashion in front of you you’re gonna choose the wall I would never eat any cake I’m gonna choose the baby would you no no no I wouldn’t but if I wanted to impress my cronies I would present my Mountain Tower of us I don’t believe that I mean I was only given two pancakes as my visual two waffles as my visual aid well I had 20 of them they’d be in fact the cross-hatching improved stackability no one in the right mind actually does it so when’s the last time you saw it tall stack of waffles no cuz waffles are they’re so satisfying you don’t need that minute I will say that I think what about the express ability the internet your best argument was the art thing because I like to be creative you know I believe in presentation but I think I got you with the third grade art project come back I don’t know I mean that’s just my opinion but I will say I’m surprised that I feel like the Internet prefers waffles already you know waffles we have a waffle Wednesday on Instagram we don’t have a pancake Wednesday right it’s an uphill battle and I you know what I’m fine with that but it seems to me that you may have given pancake a little bit of life because of the art thing because you’re right I mean you got a hat you’re kind of stuck with this however if you go to Disney land or Disneyworld and you go to one of the hotels the waffle iron is a Mickey hit I enjoy but again then you have to make a Mickey hit but anyway you want and you want to eat the ears what do you think about the desirable toppings make the desirability of the waffle go down that that seems irrelevant you your first argument was crispness of the waffle but the desirable toppings remove the crispness the bottom side of the of the waffle stays crispy because it stays untouched and there’s air in there that’s because in those little cubes and so even if the top gets a little soggy and this is actually that’s not science that’s religion that’s just a belief you have but there’s no facts to back it up I just proved it but put my fingers in there and your waffles kind of floppy it is it is I don’t want to say I don’t want to say the restaurant with it we got the waffle from but they don’t make a really crispy waffle but it sure looks now here was the one thing that I did we got to think the people of Belgium I felt like you could have gone for the jugular with one question and you didn’t do it and I’m gonna give it to you now because I think I’m that far ahead I believe my arguments are that far ahead does I hop serve waffles yes does waffle house serve pancakes that’s they do not that’s so that tells you something right that waffle house is the demand the demand for waffles are so so high I think they’re doing it on principle that’s my response but what a listen I broke out the 14th century anonymous manuscript writing on history right in the beginning so tonight I went into prehistory with cereal cereal cereal foods you said cereal well that’s what my notes said the most widespread cereal food on a cereal food yes ok all right well the debate continues wasn’t we debate next I want to know what you guys think quickly Eddie pancake and what’s what’s the trump card for you besides that you like me morning fluffy delicious I didn’t even say that it was fluffy and delicious that goes out singing like your whole point of being at crit well that’s just what makes it different but that’s a matter of preference and I was moving a bungee that’s not fluffy morgen yeah and it’s it it hurts my soul to watch a waffle being trapped in that torture device no threat oh but the free Oh mister the openness of the taco let’s the food breeze the the flipping of the pancake is a graceful it’s like flip throwing a piece of dough but you get to use a machine like Wow kids will line up to watch someone make a pain the only good part about mowing the grass is the fact that you get to operate the machine kids will line up to watch you make a pancake Stevi waffle or pancake yes you can you can embed it didn’t say that you can embed bacon into a pane come on Jim what about you yeah Jim machine like swab look at her face she doesn’t have any reasons to back it up she’s just like happy about it well waffles make her happy what do you think about that Aladdin thing I did I thought that was cool I said that that was cool oh thanks all right now it looks like we’re gonna have some breakfast for large [Music] you

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