GMMore 632: What If the World Was Ending in 30 Days?

yeah but what exactly do you mean I have the emotion of liking the event could you be more specific I have feeling be more specific I I get it you but could you be more specific me Oh you right okay push that don’t push this no way don’t push that don’t push that 30 days what is good I mean depends on how it’s gonna end is this gonna be sohere asteroid here’s the so here’s the prompt if you knew that if if like that guy from the lego movie with the white beard what’s his name Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman came to you did he wasn’t playing was he playing God if God came to you and said the world is ending in 30 days what would you do um what would you do back home that wasn’t God in the lego movie he was like just the wise lego man right we’re good Freeman um I would say truth or date could you be more specific Wow say what does everybody know or do I just know because that’s gonna make a big difference I’m hoping I just know because if everybody knows it’s bedlam no no yeah let’s just go with everybody now everybody knows everybody knows but what would you do everybody knows and everybody also knows there’s nothing they can do about it well I feel like any of the things I’d want to do like buy a lot of candy like no one would be working at the candy store if everybody you want to buy a lot of candy so then I got to steal the candy I’m just saying hypothetically I’m not selling but every toy a couple things you need understand is everything breaks down and at that point all buying selling that’s my point breakdown is anything like that movie the purge but is a month of it have you watched the purge see I was alone one time and I wanted to watch it but I got scared it’s like a it’s like a month of purging would that really happen though or would it just be you know just people singing by campfires and let’s make the best do this let me say what would happen there would be people singing by campfires maybe I’ll say enlist making the best of it and then a bunch of people come up with shoot them all with machine guns that’s what would happen and then they would take all the stuff that they left behind and I would be like I just walked cookie dough that’s what’s gonna happen in the last 30 days I mean I would eat a lot of cookie dough I’m just I’m not my complete answer is not what I’m going to eat but I’m gonna start with that and I’m gonna say a lot of cookie dough because I always feel guilty when I eat a lot of cookie dough I know what I would do and I wouldn’t feel guilty I know what I would do you would skydive you would rock climb nope you would get a barefoot water ski I would steal a boat steal but of course I don’t own one and who cares about buying one at that point right well you got to fight some guy some swarthy no no no sailor suit no no you don’t and as soon as I find out the world is ending I’ll be lonely where yes to a yacht what is getting extra gas and I’m I’m going out to sea I can say you know where the gas goes any yet doesn’t matter cuz listen I’ll have ya if you can’t fuel a yacht go out into the sea with the people I love and then when I run out I guess I’m just out there floating but then you don’t even you don’t even yourself a fishing trip for a month a fishing trip for a month but you’ll have to worry about all the bedlam all the people like crazy we’re trying to get cookie dough what if you were the only one that knew and you could tell certain people I think that’s a much more interesting thing because then there’s still someone selling the cookie then you’re just a crazy person well I wouldn’t tell everybody then it’s then it’s just like what the same question which is you’ve just found out you’ve got 30 days to live what are you doing the last month that’s that is essentially the same answer to that so if there’s because you can’t just make a bunch of people you know you just some crazy dude who thinks the world’s gonna end in 30 days hey gonna work and then what are they gonna all say oh he was right now they’re all be dead you have to do you have to occupy yourself as something that for certain like with your loved one you got to do something to occupy yourself like to play checkers but I wouldn’t go out on the sea because I’ve never done that and then it would be like a mini survival situation before I wouldn’t stay in the city of Los Angeles I’ll tell you that right now and you had 30 days to live but the world wasn’t any for everybody else you would go steal some time just go see well I was still thinking about the whole world ending we’ve already talked about what we would do if I was gonna die and it also was to get on a sailboat with my family and you don’t know how to sail you die instead no no but in that scenario I was gonna take a guy who knew how to sail and a guy who knew how to cook one of those you can get these things you could like the Taiwanese get a yacht you shouldn’t get a sale but sailboat can go with the power of the wind there you go all right I understand that a big sailboat a good cook and a guy who knows how to sail a sailboat and then I just like come on for the ride bodyguard I help out I help out I think the point is we need to be cultivating relationships with bodyguards I’ve been thinking about taking a hand-to-hand combat class so you’re doing becoming a bodyguard no I just want to be prepared I want to I want to be able to handle myself I used to nor my magazine growing up that had a in the back of the magazine there was a video that you could get that was like a hand hand combat instructional video grab grab you hear me hand if you like it oh you want to go jiggy wink right you can’t do what I mean I always break your mug empty that was the worst attempted hurting me anyone has ever well did I when I grabbed you my shoulder starting to hurt okay and I was like this is a bad idea we need to take I didn’t want to really hurt you and we also need to be you know we need to have not big knives like bowie knives several of them machine my ship takes I can’t be trusted with a bowie knife

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