
I have a little constipated too but I’m mad about it number a table ah no longer constipated I just can’t help it whose face certain writer I can looked over at you I wasn’t looking much I can’t get my face super it man I read it’s like dude I can get it gotta read all the way up they’re going to do it I give me my hug already did don’t do it again don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it on top down don’t do already don’t do it normally um I have got some poorly translated foreign ad campaigns but I cram this information in about clearly kidding anything a little bit earlier but I’ll say it again see many of you ever build up I see that many of you are asking how do you know about when the live event is and how do you get your exclusive invitation and stuff like that it’s through the email address that you purchased the clearly Canadian with so hopefully you put the right address in probably you didn’t do that thing where you’re like yo to fake it you put my fake address so I don’t get unnecessary emails well it was sort of the whole point was to get a necessary email so your loss oh I like that tone think twice next time I like that ink twice I like that grateful tone with a mythical beast who went out of their way to purchase a case of clearly Canadian to help us bring back go check that fake email address there’s an email there will be an email there at some point letting you know all the things you need to know okay ah this is also from business insider shout out to Business Insider dot-coms they’ve given us props on our commercials over the years our local commercials try some of these on for size the American Dairy Association got milk camping very famous campaign very successful my answer was ah yes thanks to this I usually hang I just had it because we’d like to drink it with everything oh you drink it with everything okay boy my family we sit down we have spaghetti with milk I almost thought about like not coming over to your house anymore because so milky it was so milky of it let me feel weird a milky environment I mean when I sit down to dinner you’re coming to adore me just throw it on your face first of all as a kid it was I’m you know I just grew up with my mom occasionally a stepdad and so the way we would eat dinner is a lot of time Asian aliy the same guy no just do it for stent there was a stent with a stepdad but dinner for us was and forgive me for the digression here like getting my dukes of hazzard TV tray sitting down in front of the television with my mom and watching like Entertainment Tonight and eating dinner John Tesh me and my mom watched Entertainment Tonight together every night very hard very hard her legs were insured yeah yeah they were mm-hmm got to get that livelihood under wraps so whenever I would go to your house it’s all John Tesh at a sushi restaurant oh you guys would sit you guys really you guys would sit down at a dinner table and eat as a family yeah and you had that’s why I grew up normal you had a brother and you pet them you had a dad at a real this family member I didn’t mean for this it seemed sad it didn’t seem sad to me it just it seemed foreign to me that’s like wild it and then gonna get a lot of sympathy comment so just trust me they breathe they’ve already started they bring out spaghetti and then they bring out milk glasses of what no the garlic bread you forgot ago garlic bread what about the Parmesan cheese parmesan yep would you like parmesan with that but they would have glasses of milk and big all glass I didn’t even I didn’t drink milk period white as a Caroline buckets as a kid I didn’t even drink milk at all we each got her own gallon jug no but you would down a whole global a little up and they would you know I mean my mom would be there they’re ready to refill I went as if I’m so tall as a kid I wouldn’t I didn’t drink milk yeah I was I was a it was horrible to me it was nasty really I also didn’t drink now you drink more milk than me yeah an easily yes I don’t drink milk at all I was late to the I was a late bloomer when it came to milk but I’m killing them the darienne’s I’m propping the dairy industry up and the chocolate syrup industry and the peanut butter industry and that is my diet I wouldn’t drink milk I wouldn’t drink water I would only drink like coke and I mean that in the southern sense of any soda but you know the interesting thing is I’m just as healthy as you know is that got milk that that whole campaign was was the dairy industry’s effort to get people to drink more milk and it had a crazy effect on how much dairy like when we were kids or like when our parents were kids definitely that you couldn’t go to the grocery store and see like the cheese section that is like 40 feet wide but that all happened in the 80s and in with the Got Milk campaign and then they had and then the skim milk and I had all this leftover cheese and what’s that document did I get this from a documentary sugar documentary it’s the one that Katie Couric produced is it Food Inc no no it’s one of those sugar one it’s one of those netflix you know food documentaries it makes you feel guilty about everything you’ve ever eaten fed up fed up I haven’t seen it so anyway so I’m not going to talk about it the American Dairy Association Got Milk campaign in Mexico is translated to are you lactating is your body currently producing Idol not at the moment KFC’s finger licking good in China that was inadvertently translated into mean will eat your fingers off mmm the carnal will this is yes personally I will come to your house and I will eat your fingers off there’s a restaurant in Libya I saw this on Anthony Bourdain show where they anything goes now in Libya you know since they overthrew Gaddafi and so they’re like starting businesses and stuff and this people just started a restaurant called uncle Kentucky that sells Fried Chicken yeah that’s great Pepsi evidently had a Kentucky if you would like to sponsor us we’re open to that evidently their campaign was come alive with Pepsi translated in China to Pepsi bring your insects or ancestors back from the dead I didn’t mean to say ancestors I don’t want to know that milk ooh those are Ford’s slogan every car has a high quality body they’re in for trouble with this one in Belgium where it meant every car has a high quality corpse every tire comes with every support every Ford you buy don’t open the trunk body-image uh thing could be worse Parker pins is a pin company that I didn’t know existed their slogan was it won’t link in your pocket and embarrass you you said it won’t link in your pocket I haven’t said anything right your name is ironic though yeah don’t put link in your pocket this is translated I don’t have where this is translated to but in some other land translated to it won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant are you lactating because you will be if you get pregnant do you come full circle we could have just made that one up for coca-cola or Kiku Kela Kiku Kela translated in Chinese to female horse stuffed with wax or bite the wax tadpole I like your female horse stuff I wax I put that in a museum the word that is my key cupola Kiku key I’d like to see the Kiku call I admire how could how can can in my museum decal kela mean female horse stuff with wax but the words that’s not true we’re being pulled in and her words mean a lot of things in China kikuchi that word means the word you YouTube is banned in China so no one can clarify for us sorry we’re out of luck female horse stuff with wax out of luck Museum do you ever drink milk with dinner no not no never ever I only I put no parents still do it oh yes still do it oh yeah
