breaking news this just in local school woman attacked by mutated llama it was a mutated llama of thrush is a little different than a mutated llama it’s it’s a llama that’s mutated from mutation right and everyone said the llama was just a really nice llama and they never expected this of the llama right but this just in the school teacher was teaching llama mutation Oh full circle back to you Jill she deserved it Jill mutated you see I can’t even reese a the word that you said mutated mutated I’m still coming down from the euphoria of bathing in Syria oh really um yeah like I said like I’ll check I don’t think I don’t think that level of euphoria has ever been captured by human cameras well I feel like I was the control group and this experiment wasn’t really an experiment but I’m a guy who likes cereal as much as the next person I’m not a cereal Fein so I think I can offer kind of a metered perspective not a mutated perspective what it’s like to bathe in cereal and I will tell you that the first thing that you need to know about bathing in cereal is that when 500 pounds of cereal are dumped on you in a rapid fashion you think you might die yeah I mean I was so excited about that moment until it started to happen which starts really with getting in the thing and then it was like teetering all over the place because like there’s a sense of danger cuz that was actually it was a hot tub was it telling me to – I know it was like I’m telling them it was a hot tub don’t look at me and talk to just kidding it was a hot tub it was an actual cereal bowl but then when there when who in the forklift which I used to call a forklift don’t work about lift afford had to get underneath that thing I got a little scared and when they brought the milk and it was over us like I got really scared but I did yeah I didn’t anticipate the force there’s a lot of weight a lot of weight of the cereal you think that that flakes like have no weight you know when you pick up a box of flakes you’re like there’s nothing in here yeah Oh flakes but that many flakes create lots of weight I think there’s a math problem in here somewhere like an SAT problem how many flakes does it take to kill two comedians I think you could have taken like six or seven hundred pounds cuz that was only I think the each bag was 500 pounds and they got about halfway on the and we were like whoa cut it up style no no no no there was only one bag there were two barrels of mill one well that one bag but that one bag was 500 pounds and we stopped halfway through because it was almost completely filling the ball the jacuzzi hot tub right um but I gotta say it and then I was happy and then when the milk hit I was uh it was good I should be honest with you it was good for a few minutes well the cereal tasted fabulous it was great it’s high-quality she got out but the cereal but then this Ariel got soggy really soggy and it became like a boat meal bath which incidentally I have taken before in life really helps with the skin condition have you ever eaten my leg hair because you were probably getting to someone else um he got a little mushy but how was your oatmeal bath because you didn’t tell me that you had some sort of experience yet could help you can go to the just a drugstore and get it they look like the oatmeal that you would put into your bowl and eat but you just put it into your bath and base well then you can go to the grocery store and get it no but it’s different it’s not it’s it’s very difficult formulated for bathing medical oatmeal specially formulated for pie very very soothing I did too I did two batches one time what did you have poison ivy I got dry skin I’m just like to get in there and just hold it up just own it up just relax you know so toted up baby but I couldn’t relax that much with you in a cereal bowl I didn’t I knew that I was gonna be happy b-but I didn’t know that I was gonna get that happy I was like what’s in this series but it felt good that I mean the machinist at one point yet at some point it became impossible to eat but it felt like something that you should potentially sell to people to like rub on them for massage purposes right right I’m a sneeze any second now um look at the light does that make it happen or make it stop I didn’t sneeze it must have made it happen stop it made it happen stop made it stop from happening so that was a highlight well in a little bit more about this Jacuzzi hot tub and there was a horse there was a horse don’t forget about the horse that was gonna show up and eat out of the hot tub but then the horse didn’t show up so we had to take the stuff to the animal yeah yeah they well first of all I started feeling a little bit I was like man we’re not gonna eat all this cereal it hit me hit me pretty early that we weren’t going to eat it all okay really yeah as if I mean we didn’t even make a dent in the cereal really and they were like oh um we got and some we got a horse that’s gonna big horse that’s gonna come in eat this I was like it better be a big horse yeah glad they and then they’re like no actually we have local farm animals that we give our cereal waste to select cool you know who would have thought but horses eat cereal waste man I’m craving it right now look at its horse different like when I get up from this table you’re going to have some sure I’m gonna eat cereal again today for the second time as I do every day roll out of bed and roll right my face right into a cereal bowl did you know the other thing I mean it’s highlight of my life man thanks for being there thanks for helping make it happen okay and it wasn’t that hard work to like actually earn the right to get it we if that’s really the highlight of your life it could probably be arranged like a monthly basis I didn’t say it was the highlight I said it was uh I think you said the I think we can roll back the tape you said uh but uh it’s not it like you said the but here’s the thing do you remember what Lupe said I remember her specifically saying telling somebody that that was a million dollars worth of cereal did you remember that she said that yeah but Danny because I was like how much does this real cause she was like that’s a million dollars worth of cereal and it didn’t sound like a euphemism for anything it just sounded like she was saying that if we were to take this cereal and sell it by the box it would be a million dollars worth of serum but how much cereal is in that but for one second let’s try to figure out how it is a human ism for something how many pounds of cereal are a box of cereal let’s do some math guys do we have a box of cereal here all right when you look on Internet we’re not we’re not showing any cereal brands how many how many ounces of cereal are in a cereal box oh okay all right okay 0.15 pounds and how much of a pound in how much does the cereal box cost let’s say four dollars okay so we got 500 pounds divided by 0.15 equals times four equals thirty thousand three hundred thirty three dollars I think I did the math right on that that’s not a million dollars but that’s still a lot of cereal 500 pounds of zero cost over 13 grand did we just do the math on that right dude I didn’t do the math is 0.15 pounds in a box yeah so 500 divided by 0.15 is how many there’s 300 3330 3.3333 cereal boxes in that 500 pounds of cereal at times however much cereal box cost so you think it’s 3,300 cereal boxes that does seem in the hot tub or in the button the thing that she started to pour so half of that about half of that so we were about 16 maybe like a $7,500 bath that you just took that’s pretty big time like pretty big time how many people get to say they took a 7,500 on Beth that’s like a Wesley Snipes kind of thing brogard – Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes if you’re watching love your work no listen if Wesley Snipes I would have Wesley Snipes as a guest in a heartbeat Wesley Snipes middle name is Trent just fun fact mr. mr. Trent run times I know I got your number actually I don’t but I email it to me and I’ll call you cuz I like Wesley I would like to talk to you blade let’s take list have Wesley on the show and take a serial bathroom I’d be like this is kind of thing you do all the time he’s like yeah definitely hey you got oatmeal bad and the demolition man yeah now was he to demolition me I thought Sly Stone was villainous man he was the bad guy so what’s his name in demolition man now you know why I’m thinking about Wesley Snipes he was recently mentioned in something that we both have been exposed to oh yeah what we do in the shed what we do in the shadows they mentioned yeah blade he’s a vampire cuz he dresses up like West explained hunter yeah what’s his what’s his character’s name and demolition man Simon Phoenix didn’t you have some taste of tax trouble right a little bit in it is he out now is he out he was he went to prison for this he’s good man he was in a few able to come in his Expendables 3 4 & 5 I think that it’s kind of any let you out for though oh you’re gonna be on The Expendables I oh yeah you here’s the univer actor over every parole will dig a tunnel for you at least I don’t know what place did he get in the The Expendables poster no it’s not bad he’s second to the left of sly he’s in between Jason Statham and Harrison Ford you can’t see this but we can oh you don’t care but we do who is it look I can’t tell you who in I mean start on the far left who’s that I bet you I can tell you he’s right looking you go um nope Pass pass Antonio Banderas Harrison Ford Wesley snipe Jason Statham that’s Ronda Rousey Ronda Rousey is in the Expendables 3 oh is that Terry Crews uh slot I mean solution Arnold Schwarzenegger Frazer alright on you skipped over Terry Terry Crews Frasier Crane Jet Li Mel Gibson and then the guy from the matrix no that guy wouldn’t be there who is that guy why are we talking about this guy’s um listen this is nicer an ad for Expendables raise your cereal balls uh and then I hope you’re eating along with me and now just now yeah right now is the time where you just you’ve eaten everything you just go get a little bit of milk cuz it’s all over guys alright shrimp we’ll see you soon