I had a bad day Marsha hey oh listen I need to tell you I gotta tell you about a may tell me all about and tell me all of she’s got appendicitis oh no I found it when I was I’m out here pinna sighs when I was in the bathroom I’m sorry that’s how this happened she’s also been stabbed oh my good and I’m having her baby that’s not it is it oh sorry yeah look look this is her I knew she had appendicitis I analyzed it it’s like you you need to go straight into the hospital oh wowzers wowzers welcome to give him ethical more because we didn’t give you enough already we didn’t enough already um that they had that it fell off of my head it says I’m a mythical beast in it yeah you can wear it oh sport it I don’t have to wear it I mean I could you know what I actually mike you actually do have to wear it my kids got into a let’s get her dressed Prince of bel-air marathon flight we got it on the Amazon and Will Smith wore his hat like this in the first three episodes because that’s what we watched he wore his hat like that like constantly in the first three episodes that hat this is part of the intro that’s like got the colors on it yeah it was a different hat but it was like a leather hat it was like that sometimes it was like that sometimes let me put this stuff over here yeah I mean this you can wear a mythical hat like this it fits these facts that you presented these dirty facts our rocket mount were a little bit but you know I’m I mean I’m a little OCPD but it’s more about organizational stuff and like orderly stuff than it is about cleanliness but yeah I mean I I used the knuckle on the ATM machine when I go to and you got a few more of these questions right there’s people into it you look so smart there’s people in the world right now and from where we come from wearing their hat just like this covering up their eyebrows I’m just being honest I love them to death but they’re wearing their head just like that so they’re a snapback unibrow Yeah right over the eyebrows and you can do that too yeah when I go you have a few more questions that you can ask me oh my gosh you can school me on some stuff you know what link one of the questions that you kept wanting one of the answers that you kept wanting to give is the answer to this next question oh there’s more ecoli bacteria in the average blink than in your toilet after you flush it sank machine no kitchen sink yeah the kitchen kitchens and on average the toilet seat harbors 50 bacteria per square inch including fecal bacteria such as E coli and staph whatever I here’s what happens people forget to wash your sink because you wash everything in your sink same with your bathtub when you wash in it you assume that it’s clean when really it’s getting dirty from all the stuff that you’re cleaning in it you got to wash that stuff that’s the cleaning mechanism II tell you about something happen in my bathroom sink um it could be a lot of things but the thing that I’m gonna talk about I took off again I’m sorry oh please I got a tickle I got a throat tickle my wife and I got into an argument over why our bathroom seek sink stunk in the well let’s talk a little bit was very slow and she was like oh because when you shave you in the sink goes down I mean the your hair goes into sink and it’s getting caught in there I was like no no no it may be pinning it to it well ow that didn’t help it hurt but I believe that it’s from your hair because you brush your hair and here it’s falling out all the time every time I come to this thing these long brown hairs and this and the sink they go down there yeah they’re creating them the monster that’s down there that I’m about to pull out because I don’t call a plumber I do BUTT STUFF myself and so I disassembled the piping underneath the trap this sink they call it the trap well I took the trap out and it was just it was the smell coming from the trap and it was like sludge it was like it was like a clogged artery like granddad’s arteries it was like there was that much done base and I like you pulled a here’s what happens you’ll pull a little bit of something and then all of a sudden this big thing will come out that’s like a harebrained monster man and it and of course you go to another place in the house to do it cuz you can’t stay there in the sink because it’ll just go through and land and I learned that the hard way the first time ever did that yeah yeah I take the sink out let me wash this off no face yeah I’ve disassembled this thing so I took it into the kitchen you’ve done that you know like I did well like at age like 23 the first time I disassembled to see okay so but then I took it out and then I tasted it it was stinking is so bad I threw it in the trash but then I went back and out and I’m like getting ready to put the sink back together the trap by together and I’m looking at the part of the pipe that’s going into the wall I’m like man that’s granddad’s arteries – look at that oh that’s just so I take that pipe out same thing hair monster like it was like it could have been this long it kept going and going and going so I got to where the pipe goes into the wall and it was still in there and at this point I’m reaching in there with my fingers the longest finger I got which is that one I’ll show it to you like that reaching in here pulling the hair monster back it I don’t know how far the hair must rose but I got it out for it for all that I could and I put it all back together and out it drains fine but because once you get to the wall the pipe gets bigger and you know everything so anyway I found a hair monster yeah those are gross I do this I put on gloves before I do any of that stuff you do those two men you do hair monsters I’ve gotten here monsters you put on gloves I put on I put on gloves all the way up to here to the Father because I know what’s lurking in that and it is our wives fault with their long hairs going down into the sea I think this I only shave my neck first of all and I only do it like every three days when you go through a door that has a push gosh the tickle yeah I just give me just give me like a full minute just a hat a full night packing hey you know what you should put this hat on because somewhere in Hardin County right now that same things happenin to put the hat on and go ahead and hack let’s go ahead and make it a baby oh there’s a guy in the whoo there’s a guy in the team art right now he’s in the corner he just ordered like the fried cheese fried chicken you gonna eat that fried chicken and now he’s he’s coughing yeah yeah it’s going I feel better now um I’ll be that guy again uh where my glass this guy doesn’t wanna he closes one I’m it’s like it’s a patch he I just had surgery man actually do you don’t want to wear it out there do you know why pirates wear eye patches because they lost I know so that I think this is a Mythbusters when you go down into the galley you pull up the eye patch and that eye is immediately adjusted to the dark wow it seems like a large inconvenience for a little bit of thing you don’t want to run into something – galley like an enemy or sward so anyway if your question for you if you’re encountering a door that has one of those big metal rectangles on it that signifies to push to open it there’s no puller it’s just to push how do you approach it I thought about this and I always do it if when I exit a public restroom I grab really high on the door because I know no one gets that yeah I go out of every door like here I’m like there’s like maybe one other really tall guy in the last month has touched this spot so I’m just like wait wait wait makes me feel better way above the thing okay and I don’t even do that for restrooms I do that for every door where that presents itself and what I’ll do is because I’m not as tall as you I will again I’ll take the knuckle position and then I lock the door I will be a hero I will knuckle the door down below the rectangle because that rectangle is like a targets touch a target where everybody’s probably little signing those kids are told where they can’t reach it you got to go high sometimes I go high sometimes I go low high fist bump I’ve definitely not low I’ve seen this by the door Shepherd walk out of a bathroom Oh sir not touching anywhere he’s touching what is did you have another one another question but actually we doesn’t make a question out of this but I’ll just I’m going to give you something I’m gonna give you some the average toothbrush is home to more than 100 million bacteria where’s the blank but I just gave it to you I just I didn’t give you in my bathroom that’s the same amount of bacteria that you find in a square inch of a sponge or dish cloth in my bathroom I have a cabinet that closes and it keeps all of my like my toothbrush that’s very important i watch this bowl just don’t want to have your toothbrush out on your sink in a room that shared with a toilet yeah I watched this whole thing and micro did this thing on Discovery Channel not dirty jobs but like a spin-off thing that he’s especially did we was talking about how much bacteria was everywhere and it like showed like a graphic you know if you can’t see it when you flush the toilet like all this stuff comes up out of the toilet and goes all around the bathroom and lands I can fly all the surfaces it was like keep your toothbrush in something because otherwise you’re just putting Dookie right back on your teeth right back in your teeth like that’s where it came from back where you came from right I don’t even on your teeth yeah like I don’t know if you’ve noticed I have a toothbrush in the restroom here and I it’s in a plastic bag good oh yeah I know I’m well acquainted with that bad I know good is in a plastic bag is in a plastic but it’s got a drawstring on the end of it oh right yeah it’s not as if it’s not as if it’s a drawstring well I think as if it’s better than a drawstring it is but that’s all that was in there I was like well just use that okay okay all right okay keep it keep your toothbrush government oh I love my naughty right there look at that in what way just because it’s like and I come in through something this is gonna be in style in a few years