in a world without toothpicks one man named Doug eats some carnitas and get some of those carnitas stuck in his molars he embarks upon a quest upon which he meets a friend a corncob eating champion Randall who’s got a real big problem together they use bitten off fingernails to press in between individual teeth to try to get rid of the food lodged in their mouth there’s some sort of a gum infection that happens and then as they’re both dying in the hospital Christmas 2016 happens Christmas happens I thought you was in Christmas happens in the movie he’s got come out until next Christmas that’s how big of a movie this is Christmas grab your guitar oh oh I got to grab my guitar all right guys we’re gonna have some fun today we’re gonna play we’re gonna play a little mash see see huh what our futures with our crushes it’s gonna be like what day it is is Thursday and Thursday means me keep it going keep it going me yeah oh okay all right welcome Jen Shh all right you can’t have any of this um Jen Jen you um you you have something for the mythical male but I do yes yes well what is it pretty exciting I came with a very fancy card oh my genius beautifully okay all right this is awesome so we got one of these tap shoes or clogs dear rhett and Link and crew good mythical morning my name is Alexa Daniele coffee one she’s related to Shannon I’m 13 years old and I live in Ronkonkoma New York Jen if you’re feeling a bit too Canadian today that means I live in New York thank you for that appreciate it I the logic was lost on me but sounds cool it’s cuz I I couldn’t figure out what Arkansas was that 100 yeah yeah nice yeah anyway I sent you guys something very close to my heart my very first pair of tap shoes Wow I’m an actress and I love to sing and dance acting is my greatest passion and these shoes started it all I wouldn’t want anyone else in the world to have excuse me these are marketable pairs of shoes without you guys doing these things every morning I wouldn’t have the confidence to be Who I am today Oh what Alexa thank you thank you so much for all the love laughter it’s like Sammy Davis Ranger over here my average school morning keep up the mythicality Alexa alright your best Sammy Davis jr. impersonation link and I’ll put these right under here here’s a picture of her this picture of her with the shoes thank you sir with Sammy Davis jr. let’s take this away and put them put them under bulletproof glass in the mythical male museum Wow come right back you hear now I said to put that on mythical male Boulder I hope you didn’t do that I made to say that’s over there the male museum right yeah I figured that out I didn’t want to correct you right right right I would have been so embarrassed cuz I’ve never said anything wrong I’ve been corrected by anyone that’s true what’s this do you rhettandlink hey let me test that thing out I hope you enjoyed the pillow I’ve stitched for your new logo which I love by the way I’m glad the Randall er is sticking around oh this is Aaron mcmenamy’s also thank you for making my Belvedere pillow a part of the GMM set seeing it on the couch means so much yeah it’s back there it’s behind this well it’s thanks behind the microphone it’s behind the microphone but in some alternate shot you can see it or you can just go get it like Jen’s doing check that out that is our company logo right there oh that’s that’s great yeah it’s a pillow if I put it in mine let’s play um let’s play mash yes so um I was driving in a car that other people were riding in and one of those people was my daughter Lily and her friend they started doing this and they started playing this game it was actually um yeah this about when we went to the Lindsey Stirling concert I took her and her friend cuz they’re there they’re big fans and they started playing mash in the back I don’t know what’s called mash but you said mash stands for uh it’s does a magic mansion apartment check house which are the things that you choose you know you when you put in a number it like filters it out and like crosses them out with like your crushes your cars etc etc etc I thought it was that it but we’re also talking about that thing where you go like this and it’s a piece of paper when your chin – oh that’s slightly different put like colors and then you say pick a color and you say blue and you go be lue why are you feeling this not supposed to you’ve already filled yours out no I’m what because I’m gonna tell you what I’m putting in there but I don’t you just I’m trying to collapse some time here okay so I’m on mash ji-ae and I slide a mask game I’d have got f5 I can crushes in there I put Jessie Jessie Jessie Jessie and Holly Jessie is my wife and Holly is the girl I talked about so I mean I gave Jessie a like a four to one chance here cars Ferrari Accord Pete see what we’re doing words on your computer here so jen jen is jen is the proprietors things you can’t cheat which you’ve already cheated you put Jessie in four times yeah if she was doing this she wouldn’t let you do that so she’s not gonna erase it because I don’t wanna I don’t want to call them but I wanted a little to see my wife I mean mostly I mean four four two one four two one all right I mean right now you know I mean say all right let’s go let’s go to colors what five colors I did did I put all the cars in yeah uh what were the cars you put in Ferrari Accord PT Cruiser scooter and a skateboard mmm yeah those are great cars yeah they’re all great okay uh I’ll go red red I’ll go fuchsia fuchsia glitzy I’ll go uh just shades of red maybe you just choose colors around purple okay Mays in my favorite color and vomit vomit mmm YUM KITT numbers 1 177 37 823 basically like mad libs for your future fine two more numbers it’s not that hard to come up with a ten to the fifth power and PI all right okay places five places uh Los Angeles Los Angeles Buies Creek North Carolina let’s see if I get spilled in it hmm but like a ocean buoy that’s fine that’s fine we know what it is uh Jesus tan Jesus ting seal and which is that island off of the coast of England that’s actually a barge and enter something in arctica and know some record star the changing room of an anthropologist now we got five jobs uh architect septic tank pumper yeah astronaut pet store assistant ant and an unemployed Amy hi with this one really so now what do you do you know you pick a magic number for four and so when I type that in it’s going to cross out every fourth thing until there’s only one I’m gonna be Jordan oh it’s look it’s going through it’s going crazy it’s crossing through everything okay all right let me to read this out yeah all right so your mash game results once upon a time you met Jessie and got married you married your wife that’s Congrats yeah oh we move to sea land and lived in a mansion yeah bad spawn you eventually had PI kids yes that’s right you got three point one four children yep point one four is hurtin point the point one four child is part of another child ooh it’s a part of the child that didn’t disconnect the glue you drove around in a red Ferrari yeah did he worked as a septic tank pumper until the age of 65 when you retire yeah so that’s not a bad life you did yeah it’s a black market job no that’s not an Atari mansion I’ll seal and all they can kid there I want to play all right gonna do the same thing is robbing your precious um yeah come on you can put some cristian there spell it differently like spell Christy with a CH you got a PA Christie with an IE which is not her crease with a Y which is her and then ask a Christy and their last one put Jana because of that time that you didn’t follow through and then change one of them to Jill Wagner because well we still need to make that awkward connection happen Miss Perfect all from college no you gotta go okay could be Jill it could be cake our cars Lamborghini Countach ha ha ha ha ha and Countach it’s not a correct way to say that Countach a I don’t know a helicopter good tomahawk helicopter that someone’s got that’s a differing yeah no that’s a difference weaponized I want a regular helicopter tomahawk helicopter which has two different rotating blades and then I want to have a razor scooter yeah barefoot I’m a right barefoot it’s going to burn my foot when I put the brake on and then finally much my transportation of choice is air board no I was gonna okay air board hoverboard airport’s Flying Nun color me all right colors uh flesh bruised flesh broken flesh uh what’s it called when flesh starts to rot langrishe gangrene flesh gang grenaded flesh and my final color is going to be rose rose rose yeah my numbers are gonna be seven six zero zero and then point to my places are gonna be in anthropology dressing room I like that idea excuse me hovering creepily over no I’m just in there so like people coming this side nope I live here circus probably yeah no this is this is my part my permanent residence here in the third one oh it’s a nice dressing room to be I have a house in there Oh an anthropologist or yeah yeah yeah I thought you meant just like a like a dig or something it’s a good dressing room like an anthropological speaking wedge dressing room so okay my second one I’ll just put a ditch yeah just it just to even it out money like specific ditch a damp ditch okay it’s like there’s some water down in the bottom of it I how about edge to crack just to crack somewhere a crack somewhere yeah yeah just a crack big enough to live in crack somewhere I live in a crack oh just a crack a giant crack no no it’s not about someone’s crack it’s just the cracks huh okay and then of a bank fault mmm that would be cool to live in a bank vault be lonely or um no ma’am my family would be with me and my my point two kids and my wife Christie with an IE and the final place is the interior of the moon the moon interior my jobs would be hair stylist remote-control helicopter salesman you know how they have those at the let them all they like people like oh yeah like taking into like a drone helicopter around at the kiosk keyattr kids take over and they crashing hey I get rock this night they make the parents buy him yes like they’re gonna land in my hair and remote control how about like also work like one of the jobs could be the sunglass hut guy hmm the sunglass kiosk sunglass kiosk you know can I cannot pierce ears though your Lord we’re players yes I’m an ear piercing tool a banach about this okay good right like parallel yeah here’s some pakoda piercing we got I got my ear pierced of the piercing pagoda is it like a premortal Beach amazing place Myrtle oh that’s a great place I got a piercing at Myrtle Beach oh yeah what yeah one of these has to be Myrtle Beach then I need two more jobs well according to the multiverse Theory every single option on here is is exist somewhere a snake pit cleaner snake pit D contaminator serpent King my final job is a gas station full service pump guy oops because you know he’ll come up to your window be like you you’re in full service you know oh sorry I need your drive to these like everywhere in New Jersey awesome to other people they you like services their cars oh he does that oh yes job okay all right what’s your my magic number is 17 oh I take a little longer than rich oh it goes starting to lock them off I’m not I don’t live in a damp ditch and I don’t live in a bank vault I don’t have zero kids don’t live in an anthropology I don’t live in the interior of the moon I’m not an ear-piercing Clair’s or a snake pit containment decontaminate ER the color your car’s not I’m not married to my wife I could be married to Jill Wagner Oh married to Christie with an IE who is that mister it’s an honest mistake all right summarize that piece all right okay once upon time you met Christie with an IE and got married you moved to a crack somewhere and lived in an apartment small apartment no parmitano crack eventually you had point two kids with Christine well that’s that part of that kid that was attached to your yeah that is weird I doubt your dad though when you only get the point two of a kid you’d have to round it them yeah I don’t think I got that I think you’re ready gently round down Thanks you drove around in a bruised flesh airport oh wow this is a horror movie you worked at a gas station full service pump guy as a gas station girl service pump guy until the age of 65 when you retire hey you wanna crack you want a full service gas pump I cannot bring you back to my crack where you can see my point two children nope how do you spell your name new girl how you spell your name I’ll give you 89 gas yeah you