I was wearing like flip-flops and I was walking haphazardly and I like caught a pole with you one time and you really caused me a lot of pain what’s up with that yeah without you we’d have difficulty balancing according to scientists without you I think I’d be cool I mean without you I stopped the piggies went to the market after the fourth toe which and then I would know what that was cuz that be the ending but right now I can’t even remember what that is this little piggy went to market Issei huh must be to split Mia had none this little piggy had none will become the last one it would become this little piggy used to be here until I ran into a pole is that what happened to you yeah and just got your wrenched it back great when was that it actually wasn’t me at all haha it wasn’t me but I it was Ali you know Ali I acquired this to a broker people co-opted that story for yourself well yes uh it was my birthday yesterday thanks for all the well wishes I’m waiting get old around 28 okay and uh you know I don’t feel a whole lot different I don’t feel a whole lot different you’re at an age now where you can convince yourself actually partying as a ninja I’m actually 38 don’t rub it in oh you’re gonna come real with this huh I know so I mean don’t don’t come clean don’t come real don’t be real never thought I’d make it I never thought I’d make it 38 that man is not a ninja yes yes he has all the prerequisites of an ng as martial arts training as cool tools he’s in a disguise listen Allah I’ll give you that he’s a knight okay Knight yeah The Dark Knight I’ll give you that later not a horror she doesn’t have a Lance yeah ninja cycle Lizzy’s backing me up haha but what about Ian gentlemen are on ninja side and Lizzy and I are on Captain Jack Sparrow side Stevie is you or you have not and I got a gift for you I got to break that out welcome to good mythical more you have not weighed in I’ll leave my own comment oh there you go Morgan pirates or ninjas ninjas pirates in their heyday ninjas over the course tyrants in their heyday which is like before there was like the third of 18 fires the Caribbean movies is that what you’re getting at I close your eyes and hold out your hand for your present hands or hand hands and hold them apart thumbs up no but then fingers out there you go yep like yeah yeah like that keep your eyes closed what am I gonna grasp and be more excited that’s cuz this is your birthday man I’m super excited all right don’t open your eyes clamp all right there you go open it open I wrapped it in that IRET it’s not so it’s not Clorox disinfecting wipes no it’s not it is I I you know I’m point nine percent you know how when you buy gift in last minute you got to find wrapping paper and it’s it’s in all it it’s underneath all of us like pull them out right right that’s all so nearly all right close your eyes again that’s not it oh don’t worry about it it’s just Clorox it kills 99% what about what if that was our lame way to incorporate the sponsor we’re open to us not as much not a sponsor can I have some TP yeah you can I’ll close your eyes here’s here’s your second birthday present is a little bit closer to you all right there you go happy birthday mate give it to me like this okay and I’m gonna go over for you because that’s the spirit superior waiter I don’t know how to open my eyes and this whole job alright I can use toilet paper with my eyes closed Ricky they’re good life skill when the lights go out well I got to take a crap in the dark a lot explain yourself close your eyes again you ready for your real gift when you don’t want to wake people up at night oh I don’t wanna wake my wife up by turning the bathroom light on I’m like I can do this I can do this in the dark why she’s sleeping in the bathroom the bathroom light shines into the bedroom and I don’t want to disturb her so I’m like I’m gonna do this you want you burn take my dark are you stalling this is gonna be gone like Batman close your eyes hold out your thumbs up fingers out smile on the face here we go clamp all right it’s got some weight I can’t remember I got you last year was that the Hawkman poster is that two years ago listen if you’re gonna remove all of these he’s going to take a while just know that was in there that was a joke would you like a present what wigglers kit I’ve always said I should be a wiggler that’s wood would you like to Widow couplers mmm check it out brother I think that’s it yeah read it out loud to the people it is razor edge tools made in the USA check it out look at that I can’t they can’t see the but where’s the there’s a top of this look at that guys is so it’s a whittling kit man I’m gonna make so many ducks well we’re gonna start right now check it out it’s you know it’s got a wooden handle it’s kind of like little ception you know what I’m saying but you like it I love it sometimes you think how old guys like the Whittle and how if you start now and just Whittle a little your whittling skills will hone until you get old and you’ll pull all the your friends at the retirement home I’m all right I broke it am i right uh don’t cut yourself is that how you do it yeah you gotta wear this which I didn’t use in the debate I need all my does reception ok give me it just give me what you want me to cut I’m gonna be good at this just so you know just fairness no I gotta make like an animal or a man make it up make a man how about a duck make a duck I need some pirate booty I’m gonna pour it out because I’m kind of sick and I don’t want to keep I’ve never whittled back work you guys want some pirate booty now that you know that I reached in it or something really it’s all mine they’ve got sour cream and onion pirate booty I saw that last night when I got these I don’t think I’m gonna be able make a duck in the time allotted mmm these are so good guys I just picture you sitting on your front porch mmm yeah not as an old man like later today yeah definitely whittling you know it’s meditative it is I’ll do this and then do a little bonsai right after it but what I think you need to do is you’re already doing it wrong what you should hold it in your hand and a good whittler doesn’t use a third circle no anything doesn’t use a surface he uses his hand and he uses his there you go what if I cut myself well I didn’t buy you band-aids did you need to you need to watch a youtube video or some you got a wittle safely I think I will watch a youtube video before I get really good into this but I do think I’m think beginners use warm surfaces because I’d rather cut the wood and cut my hand now allow me to point out this deluxe carving kit is made in the USA got a hard one handle I mean look at all these different whittling blades and they’re held in by a magnet I know how much you love magnets I am so you can duel check that out man you could actually take that magnet out and you could put this like it over your desk and you’d have all you’re willing blades like at the ready whenever you just wanted to whittle at your desk or you could whittle your desk but we’ll use desk hopefully there’s you know what gotta imagine there’s an old man with a YouTube channel if not you should become that old man I’m gonna subscribe to it right now women there’s got to be a whittling Channel the basics of whittling and chip carving but I want the name to be okay whittling basic it’s DIY not this guy is know all seekers ago they gave up I want somebody who’s still whittling right now Popular Woodworking whittling chains and ball in a cage what this is a person who’s trapped and has to whittle their way up now you can’t fly with this whittling kit so you’re gonna have to whittle locally not like international pocket knife whittling Dennis Stallings oh yeah here we go this guy yeah look at this guy but a lot of what he does has nothing to do with lean that’s him on like a would eat sea diving serving a face he wouldn’t know he this guy goes to the renegade wood carvers roundup and either performs his own music oh wow he also caught a rock fish at Stony Creek he went to a barefoot wedding in Worcester County good this isn’t the guy that I’ve been searching for so you’re gonna be able to carve goofy-looking faces on your face just like that look at this plug hours of fun look at that link and get carve your 4 seconds of guilt every time you look at it and realize you’ve never actually carved anything a month from now that’s ok though don’t feel guilty I miss you it’s really it’s really to just say you have it in kit in case of emergency like extreme extreme boredom like open and open and extreme boredom so what I should say on the front no I’m gonna be into this look at what I’ve already done look at that I mean you know I mean that’s just not the kind of thing a beginner can just sit down and do no it’s not Rhett you’re doing great got a lot of promise here put the edges off now another thing you can do is you can just take these box and you can just like build stuff with them if you really you know if you want to have a sense of accomplishment like really quickly I also wanted to say thank you to the the people over the rhettandlink community for putting together the birthday book for me I’m going to be making a video that will post over there of me going to my birthday book so thanks for doing that they gave me one too I will not widdle the bird for your birthday the birthday book no for my birthday my mom used to get us presents for Mike she would get me one present on my brother’s birthday and vice versa because you would whine she just anything she anticipated there would be a problem if like oh well this guy gets all the Senate is the center of attention so I’m going to preemptively give them a present so it was it was it wasn’t reactionary it was pre-emptive I always was like man I love my brother’s birthday I get a present I think it’s like the smartest bit of parenting I’ve ever heard of of course I have two boys we don’t do that