GMMore 831: The Crew Tries The ‘Sportsnog’

well then whose beard is it your mom’s ooh what you’ve been drinking man blood-borne you’ve been drink and harvested in the US a beard stealing juice I tried to give you some of that medicine and you gave it back to me oh that was horrible the I keep tasting it oh man the last time I remember something that stucked in my mouth this way was that barnyard milkshake really that yeah the way that’s stuck to the inside of my mouth okay come on crew it’s great you guys need to try it this is our Christmas gift to you guys welcome to good mythical more where we give you additional to what was already mythical yeah um man ah that was that was horrifying you want piece of gum yo yes I just I mean I’m just trying to figure out all right I guess if it’s the kind of thing that you like is so specific and so bad to me and I think it’s particularly of I’m willing to bet that people don’t just take shaved cook the blood and mix it with an egg and nutmeg and drink it probably but the thing is is like I feel like my body is made to reject it you know what I mean like my body is saying no you’re not supposed to have this don’t know it’s not supposed to go on your stomach get it out get it out get it out oh goodness so I get it out so that here it is guys it’s this is time for us Eddie you’re not gonna come around you gonna come around hey you got to do that dang man now there’s a spot way we can make it work I’m not supposed to make addy come out here I’m not oh there’s plenty I’ll share mine with you a comes it so mythical beast before before we dig into this I just want to say it’s been a great year it has 2015 Thank You team best year ever there’s a cup and a couple of team members who are here they’re working a little stuff let’s clap for ourselves guys thank you Miss with it mystical beast mythical beast for watching all year and you know what we’re gonna give you a little hiatus over the next I guess it’s what two weeks two we write approximately two weeks where I well we’ll be back on January 11th now whenever to having weeks that is that’s depends on when you’re watching it um so rewatch favorite episodes share them with your family and friends introduce people to the show just like I’m gonna introduce the crew to sports drink eggnog um I just don’t feel well I really don’t the gum is helping me but that was I am sad because I actually didn’t I mean I can’t actually do productive vomiting I I got nothing that was all dry heaving it the blood is still in inside no my blood is still in there to mark no the pig’s blood the pigs was still in my stomach yeah they did not come up not for me either but I wanted to because what happened was I had it in my mouth I even switched it around I swallowed it I knew you were getting really cocky and then after I did I swallowed it there’s space come on Casey and then after I swallowed it the first breath that came out the breath and support was the most I’m gonna have nightmares about about that breath out you feel like you can’t get away from it you feel like some sort of like some sort of evil some pure evil is it’s like you ingested pure evil it’s like an exorcism light you breathe out like that movie of the babadook at the end of the babadook well I won’t tell you at some point at some point it’s some plot the end but I’m spoil the end one of the characters vomits out blackness just black evil yeah and that’s what that tasted like I can imagine that’s what it would taste like I got shot I love that movie that’s good alright so I just want to take a no this is sport sports a nog take a moment to acknowledge the fact that many of you just spent your Christmas day watching two men try to get blood down and then driving and I don’t know what that says about you and I don’t know what that says about us but I’m thankful that you’re here for it who and you probably had some family members that normally don’t watch the show and you’re like you got to see this and then it got to the part where we started vomiting with the blood and your aunt is like I don’t understand you anymore yeah no sorry I’m actually now it’s a good sign let’s move out so we can move the table up it’s a good sign to be misunderstood so here’s what we’re gonna do guys you need to get closer what is what what exactly is happening right well your says they’re so dark back there uh here’s another one let’s sing a Christmas carol while we do this chestnuts roasting on an open fire come on guys everybody a Christmas Carol Jack that’s a Christmas song nipping at yours just seeing it listening a Christmas Carol fine you choose no just the best one that’s like a you got to be like a professional singer to sound good as we’re gonna sound like a couple of tough bunch of nincompoops jingle bells ding everybody jingle all the way oh what fun think it is here I sing one-horse open sleigh Batman hey jingle bells Batman smells Robin burning the Batmobile also wheel and the Joker got away well that’s how it goes yeah the version I who doesn’t have who need what we’re all good there what’s happening already Stevie slide that way oh you like it that much this one’s good your surgery now let’s sing a Jewish song a little further sonica what’s the best Jewish song dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel hold on I go like this oh yeah oh that way well you say many times too because I I keep going like this and above but Liz you didn’t have to move I have control issues but no where’s case really this is like a fantasy like a holiday photo Casey Casey I see my finger is this how it is taking a family out those are your house Lizzie your head can be right you do this with all your children what you did was you moved your seat Lizzie yes and you should have done that you gotta move your seat back this way all right let’s drink in three two give up what which one is that sports ring mm-hmm it’s candy oh yeah that just tastes like gum really but you were at a party into the holiday party and somebody served it to you what would you say why’d you wanna be restrained hey what it goes so you think it’s yipeee stripe fruit stripe gum yes my guess mm-hmm like zebra stripe let me smell it he’s right yeah yeah Mike Scott it definite right yeah nailed it Mike you guys Mike all right so if you don’t want it pour it back in here we got to use this thing cups we’re gonna run out of cups no I think we have more cups cups oh dang dump it back in there I can check I’m not trying to be bossy I’m just trying to get this done this is like it’s like a swish pickle and parrot i meanso sports drink which one is this pickle yeah somebody hate I’ll give somebody 25 bucks to drink that now the whole thing got a lot of big changes coming up next season on the show right without that which one is this this is pickle want to pour some pickle tell me about this tell me about what give them a sneak peak not a sneak peak but a sneak tease as to what’s coming with the next season of the show we don’t put our fingers on the plot on over promise and under deliver all I like being I like surprising people you don’t want to tell what’s gonna happen no nothing at all sounds so you want to mention anything about maybe a new intro to the show you don’t wanna mention that I’m really not talk about it you’d rather not talk about like a new musical intro and a new visual intro hey buddy you’d rather not talk about hair that were pretty much weather change oh the other change I’ll be growing your new inches I got Jody Chase is gonna crunch it hey it’s New Year’s resolution time all right who else is who else has a whole thing is it too early for New Year’s resolutions and Christmas Day I think yeah I’ll be thinking about it we just need to be thankful for what we’ve got yah yah yah only thankful on Christmas in fact you should we should be entitled like didn’t I get another gift are you sure you didn’t just get my biggest one right I’m gonna get a haircut we get a new hairstyle y’all I don’t want to talk about too much believe it’s gonna happen you don’t believe it no all right let’s see I believe you uh um I think people may be kind of shocked you maybe kind of shot are y’all swapping hey I’m gonna go down I have no plans I have no plans no I could grow a beard over the break I’ve done it before but I look back at those pictures it was lame weird too much beard too little show you know drink Oh drink guys drink whoa chemist chugging Wow you like it mmm that’s actually thing about it’s like a sweet effort that’s been animal huh yeah it’s really crazy I could see how it’s like you were invited to like a king king’s palace and he were to be like this is this is my the royal drink and you were drinking you’d be like well it’s got a bite to it thank you for inviting me to your kingdom that’s the kind of taste that you would expect from a king right here III should say one more thing about my hair don’t comment to not link don’t change your hair I love it the way it is I don’t want any of those coming you should have brought it up if you don’t come in listen to the decision I’ve made a solid decision I’ve made an appointment it’s all happening and nothing you say is going to change it I just want I just want approval I just want encouragement I don’t want anything negative because I’ve already decided to do it so don’t be like don’t do it please don’t do it you’ll look horrible that’s gonna hurt I think you decide to accept people’s opinion man whatever it might or ignore it but I know the mythical beast will come through and they’ll be only positive uh cheese this is great guys tried they’ll cheese there’s an application I know that’s what I thought like a sore you know Dasher and dancer and Prancer and vixen comment and comment and keep it keep it one of them in his hair in yeah there’s a yeah there’s a grinder named Cupid Gunder and blixem but under you accepted unders knew this you didn’t watch that episode you got to watch them off Oh yep that’s for real it’s a lot all right yeah you really don’t have to do but more than just a sip because everybody just poured it right back into that favor all right now whose is this right here whose cup of honey how’s Edie’s this is my year this is the but this is the best one that’s Kevin’s note mines are here this is the one whose is that Casey doesn’t have a glass of his hand no I don’t because I my ears broke my cups is broken oh there’s my cookies broken got you man here we go Alice this is the first ever episode of good mythical morning on Christmas Day we’ve never actually taken the show all the way through Christmas Day that’s good let us know it not be with our family on Christmas David to be let us know if this is something that you enjoyed and something that you want keep happy did I miss anybody Casey Morgan Devon Eddie boy that’s your glass Oh daddy daddy Justin oh gosh it’s really short it’s about to drift this trip it’s driven oh no that one yeah he’s gonna pull oh that was my pants yeah yeah of course oh oh yeah anybody else need some cheese drink okay all right yeah lots TV it’s magic pickle Merry Christmas guys takes it oh-oh-oh tastes like a big one oh that was bad in that is the work it’s not as bad as the blood I mean it is bad it’s like sweet cheese yeah it’s like sweet cheese sweet cheese I keep smelling I don’t know what I don’t know what I’m smelling anymore my hand might the only the inside of my own mouth not bad so where’s the bed over here not bad alright guys who is going to drink the blood besides Lizzy who can know somebody who gotta step up change it I mean what look if our react our reaction is any indication it’s not gonna be a problem that seems normal stomach there way that I can taste daily them and then immediately not have to do the aftertaste like immediately just if once it’s in your mouth add some milk I’ve thrown up all the other ones you’ve given me I don’t think it’s gonna go who can do it and what do we have to put on the table izzy is now the her statement let me to believe that she was resigned to doing it no you said I’ve thrown up everything else why not do this with two very good come on Lizzie it’ll be you’ll be worshipped by a certain slice of the internet your slice internet uh should we do it together yeah yeah Lizzie yeah gather thanks right we’ll do it we have to make it I’ll do it if a tea does it no yeah I want to see Lizzy to fit it all in there well we need the buckets near bikes I’m Joe Smith back Oh God yeah that’s it you get secondhand blood there was no backwash you have to back you please best dress that’s right okay yeah don’t know your mom’s okay you got to give them some I’m already holding my spittoon spittoon man this is a great Christmas y’all gettin ready to do this look that’s red and green right there this is the best Christmas present that I’ve gotten yet it’s watching y’all do this you haven’t even done it yet doesn’t smell welcome yeah one kit can chase have a bucket l’ainte give your bucket to Lizzy and Jason you can sign my bucket oh oh that smell is not good oh yeah so what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna put one of these sanitized raps over the top of my vomit so that literally when you vomit what a Jim you’ll be smelling you’ll be smelling the that sanitized wrap sanitized wrap right there on top of it is cover people is that what if we just do it and get it down though we’ll have to do all those got takes up yeah yeah but you have to you have to you have to sip it open your mouth to show that you that it’s in there all right swish it swallow feel like these are really things you should say before we agree how do you want to do it keep it in your mouth for a minute don’t honestly it’s the combination then just get in your mouth drip it risen and swallow that’s all you have to do the swishing is irrelevant cause it’s going to go it’s gonna go yeah you don’t have to do whatever you need to do guys but try to get out all right drink it Cheers and drink their Christmas well do it at the same time three – what that’s not bad you like it Lizzy great some are that drink some more than what does it taste like it tastes like casually drinking it keeps coming I know it’s bad oh yeah it tastes like a bloody Necco wafer no my blood what do you like that liver I don’t my liver yeah see like I can’t do it it is the worst thing ever wait breathe out long breath out don’t breathe out in just keep breathing in Lizzy I can’t you just drink it drink someone Lizzy you faked everything you never were even it’s really not bad going down no he’s right there’s a bad aftertaste not arrested huh I mean Megan oh don’t do it again it’s so bad let’s do it again Oh Lizzy are nothing I like it somebody else tried not saying I liked it but somebody else is gonna do it now yeah yeah ooh that’s awful yes we’re so will give me Oh oh it does the aftertaste tastes like something you guys are making us look bad though you’re like just taking it down no problem does it wage like me no like metal that like it tastes like like mod like people’s like he’s like – plan it tastes like a dead going – yeah it does I can’t get out of my mouth like if I was legitimately just a carnivore that killed something in the nade it tastes like a haggis a little bit oh yeah oh that’s that’s on yeah hi anyone you were I guess I’d do it Eddie people raw Pig yeah yo does he draw page well from all of us here I’m ethical entertainment to all of you mythical beasts around the globe or other globe just putting all win in the future this finally gets to you we wish you other globes Merry Christmas Happy Holidays a Happy New Year and we will see you again on January luck

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