GMMore 855: Weird Gum Taste Test

shout out to you fingerless gloves where did your fingers go your doll in a pile somewhere just sad big pile of fingertips from gloves I love to have warm palms but I want my fingers to be cold and that’s why I turn to you and what are we gonna do burn the pile I mean that’s not good for the environment because sometimes I’m like man my palm right there this part of me is a little cold I’m gonna part of me I want it to be exposed I’m totes gonna jump in that pile of fingertips totes ah I did welcome back I’m back that was amazing it was like her tips or loves I was like fingertips from glove from gloves oh my god fingertips of gloves I thought it was the fingertips themselves fingertips of gloves that worry about you no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what day it is mr. Singh and Thursday me no no yeah beautiful I it started to sound like it wasn’t a word anymore no no no no no me see right yeah well my kids no stop something like a word to him a long time ago dad joke ha ha ha literally a joke about being a dad yeah it’s not technically a dad joke I think it was also it does define dad joke if you know all about it welcome Jen just you okay no I’m fine dad Jeff what’s that mean to you a joke that a dad thinks is funny she’s fighting her man very bad yeah cheese factor yeah we do that so does Joey yeah well gonna come Ithaca more well we open your mail on the designated day designated by a song we don’t open all the mail as will become quite clear and we don’t open your mail we open the mail that you send us right technically our meal if it has a letter that explaining your mail is a federal offense right trust me my grandfather is still in jail because of it right he’s not alive but he’s still in jail my grandfather died in prison because of opening somebody’s mail he took over a lease of somebody’s house just by crying just for a little bit of time and they sent a sensitive document he didn’t he just without even blindly just just mindlessly oh just open he wasn’t blind but he opened it mindlessly five years in prison he died in prison yeah here this year yeah he wasn’t in good health when he went in the judge knew that that was the thing the judge knew this is the life sentence even though I’m only giving him five years cuz he early early I knew that he wasn’t gonna face five years the judge was a total jerk I mean he didn’t even know don’t open other people’s mail if you live in an apartment and you’re getting the old mail now you’re like oh this is what is this this is a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon you use a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon from a previous resident five years in jail if it says their name on it and you go into Bed Bath & Beyond if the right persons at the register five years in jail you could die in prison I will I will point out that they’re all addressed to current resident Deborah what if that’s the name of the person no Bed Bath and Beyond they’re not oh they’re not no I have them personally addressed to you what’s your address careful out there it’s a wild wild world dear Rhett link and crew crew shout out to the crew good mythical morning first of all I first of all look at look at this um more entertaining it was like immaculately drawn notes with a lot diagram my name is Maya I’m 21 years old and I’m from Copenhagen Denmark she drew the stinking map of where she lives very nice fun fact Denmark is almost a thousand times smaller than the United States thousand touch I watched EMM every day and have been with you synthesize season – you’re hilarious where are you talking which one I’m studying to be a sign language interpreter which in Denmark is a bachelor degree and I’ll be finishing in January 2017 I didn’t understand the diagram it’s very well we don’t know sign language that’s probably it yeah I sent you something turn page to read the story oh wow there’s a whole story here oh and look there’s an animation of people riding through different weather patterns so much time in Copenhagen I saw hands up bilis dark a lot right you know just four months of time I sent you a piece of my bike biking is a big part of the Danish culture and I surely couldn’t live without it I just bought a new beautiful bike from the 70s South France says six volt three why this is a motor it still had the old dynamo machinery on it but the bike mechanic had to cut it off to make room for any insurance well for an insurance guaranteed luck got it understand so because you and bike insurance in Denmark Denmark is it’s a big deal it’s like car insurance here cuz they bike so much bike out everywhere it’s also dark alot and like buycks but this little motor turned the wheel so he cut it off gave it to me if and then there was only one thing to be done with it that one thing what it was it sent it to us I hope it will get to the mythical male museum to honor all the bikers out there yeah I bike at least 20 kilometers per day and that’s not a lot for a dame I see what happens and in when rain snow Sun and those months of darkness that you guys surely know about we biked the streets of Copenhagen oh that wet sounds like a song that yeah bill was his name bill was a guy who did Barcelona bill Newman should do it biking the streets of Copenhagen how did that song go I wish I was in Barcelona now you remembered it it’s a great team I not heard this one I still don’t remember it oh gosh that little rattle that he does too so Jen go put that in the mythical male museum he got shy was in Barcelona now I’m gonna back on the streets of Copenhagen Copenhagen copenhague you know when I see that woman to come back though and repeat after home we should uh she’s the most important part now we got a we got a heartfelt letter related to something that we’ve had for quite some time this Fred Flintstone most recently showed up in the Bevan porters hall Hoarders Hall episode with Bevan and yeah was shown the the email address and before that I think it was on the hey hey show set but it was also was on desks of various mythical entertainment employees Oh in the in the mythical crew in the in the video s oh and in the old office yeah okay so then we get this this email this letter I’m Isaac Pollack and I’m a mythical beast around twenty thirteen I sent a Fred Flintstone talking action figure for the mythical mail boat also sent a card with it that had the rhettandlink logo on the front and I remember writing better he’s not included but there was more in and don’t remember anyways I’m getting to the point I was hoping rhettandlink would have him on a Thursday mail but I never saw him on it but on weirdest eBay items number two link gave the Fred Flintstone figure as a winning prize – Rhett and Rhett asked if he got it on eBay link never said it was for me oh I didn’t say it was from eBay eat it uh I didn’t say anything it also didn’t realize it was mine now uh I like that you are using him as a profit I’m disappointed it was never on Thursday May on that I didn’t get any recognition for giving it to you I don’t want to sound ungrateful because I’m happy you put it on the show but I think it would have been nicer if you received it and put it on Thursday mail day and at least said you were going to use it as a problem Isaac Pollak sorry I’m pelican you I had to pay to ship it from Michigan oh gosh thank you for taking the time to read this to me was still a part of my daily routine and always will be your mythical beast all right so I think you’re still with us you’re still watching here’s what week it’s been many many years and let me make the point first that we get lots of mail that we open and treasure that we don’t have time to recognize on a Thursday means mail right this is very um so we have we have treasured you Isaac Pollock through this Fred Flintstone don’t fishes head too hard though don’t don’t even though we didn’t recognize it so here’s a shout out to all the mythical beasts who have not been recognized for the stuff that we treasure that is not honest this doesn’t mean Nelson another letter about the thing that you didn’t talk about that doesn’t mean will necessarily talk about it but because we had used this so prominently you felt especially strong about it and here’s what we’re going to do I actually have the mythical male Boulder right over here on this side of the I guard it with my life and it is technically complete but since he was intended for it I feel like he should at least like be hanging from it well I think that are something yeah put him on there he’s climbing it yeah look he’s he’s about to summit Mount male Boulder bail Boulder that’s a good look at Oh bucks that’s what we get we get next time we could do a mountain mount a mythical mountain easier to construct okay I’m looking at Mike over there how are you with glue we went through a lot of glue so there’s a lot clearer in that thing that’s nice like 78 percent glue it’s so many glue stick it’s so heavy um okay dumb oh yeah but we haven’t even gotten to the to the gum taste test we did that we did I wish I could taste gum and identify what it was you got you don’t need blindfolds right yeah we don’t need blood what’s gonna happen is I’m gonna eat these are kind of strange flavors and we’re gonna try to identify the flavor try and identify them so they’re all from one maker of gum one maker of gum so this has not identified the brand of gum this is I didn’t the weird flavor of gum of which there’s an assortment from many from one manufacturer like if it was a jellybean eating contest all right but it’s not you can’t swallow it I am gonna close my that’s a mint just what I’m alright that first ones a mint first ones omits you to try the mints you gonna close your eyes you just gave out the answer they’re all white though right is this a weird flavor go ahead and open the old who looks like that that chalky stuck that dentist brush you polish your teeth with oh so this one is two things you mean there’s like a really really strong mint like an ice breaker yeah I think it’s gonna take my other my ability to oh hold on we weren’t supposed to do that that was the mint this is not gum I try to chew it for a second I didn’t miss the party we did just omit yeah the first ones the mint oh I thought you were gonna move yeah we’re gonna we’re gonna do gum for the next for that one was a mint yeah so that flavor right in the middle so that flavor actually had another thing in it which was peppermint vanilla yeah as a peppermint vanilla mint I think okay I’ll start with the easiest one here bubble gum flavor is a hard to get open June yeah I’m having a little bit of an issue there you go only this looks like gum and then you gotta say what flavor you think is lemon-lime sport drink yeah why don’t you hold up can we see what the flavor is yeah I look away guys actually powdered Gatorade link is right mm-hmm it tastes exactly like powdered Gatorade when I was a kid they had Gatorade gum I don’t know if they haven’t Gator go get a gum this is gonna go yeah this is the same lemon loves like that it’s it’s front porch lemonade okay let me take them y’all remember gatorade gum I want some back fortune lemonade give me another one Jim didn’t I ever have that I mean the next yeah you want another Porsha lemonade all right we might need someone to uh help Jenna open these things I opened them all don’t Rudy raspberry mmm oh wow this one smells amazing strawberry cream pie probably shortcake okay I just smelt that for way too long I’m getting a little ahead it’s called summer snow it is a snow cone flavor ah I can taste that summer snow yeah so much snow cone it’s like a red snow cone that you would deal what flavor snow cone is red uh it has um purple and red and blue and green and yellow like if you just get like a straight-up red snow cone this is what tastes like I wish I was in Boston own and now okay he’s not paint huh hey Bill in Barcelona right now is that why don’t be tom you never know come on listen you get Shirley you got like a Airbnb in Barcelona let’s all whoa Oh mm-hmm um smokey this is a very common obvious flavor but I can’t tell you what it’s like marshmallow or something know what that pudding cake give me a hint come night could we bet once right yeah it’s it’s it’s wedding cake ah I got it right though one two zero you get a wedding cake for that mm-hmm but we can also just bike in Copenhagen because I heard that’s awesome that’s a really weird taste for gum it is um I kind of bite you think Bill’s got a big one three wheels hopefully he’s got one with two side cars one on each side this is the last one probably Coffee no coffee no pretzel now uh caramel peanut brittle oh my shoulder oh that’s a really bad gum but you yeah you too and gum too hard if it hurts your shoulder this caramel apple I threw my shoulder out do it on some gum okay this roasted marshmallow this one does not taste like how roasted Meehan Rose Commons corn corn what no I’m giving you a hint popcorn popcorn yeah you can’t give a hint that has one of the words in its horn other hand pop good job yeah all right I’m up it’s kettle pop yeah sweet a little sweet I can taste some salt bits that’s good yeah I’m chewing all mine at once and I say what the dominant flavor is you can ball back in mm-hmm I didn’t try this summer snow I’ve tried the front porch lemonade before in my past in your past in my past life in my past life I’ve tried lemonade gun but not this life Jen you know what we love you just the way you are thank you don’t change for any well I appreciate that so I was in mosh alone and now I’m in Copenhagen see these were the mints is that is that woman still with you bill because if if there’s not I mean if there’s only two bedrooms then you either need to share a room with her or she goes either goes we’re gonna be there we’re gonna be there next week Airbnb I know where you’re at you mean the website airbnb.com great site