GMM 856: Love Potion Taste Test

which foods get you in the mood let’s talk about that [Music] [Applause] good mythical morning since the dawn of time humans have been on the lookout for any type of love potion that might get the motor running if you know what I mean what we’re talking about is aphrodisiacs which if you didn’t already know literally means food or drink the stimulates desire or excitement no actual afro anywhere in that definition I’m a little disappointed easier but we press on the jury is still out scientifically as to whether or not aphrodisiacs actually work if they’re effective right and when the jury is out scientifically on things that’s when we here at good mythical morning step in to do a little save the scientific research and some Jimmy – jump jump jump jump experimentation it’s time to determine which love potion puts the emotion in our ocean now when a human is feeling the love a few things should happen first of all their heart rate should go up their blood pressure should go up and they should also feel a little emotional stirring right here now we have designed an experiment to test the variable of aphrodisiac we’re gonna sample each aphrodisiac and then we’re gonna measure the data points of heart rate blood pressure and our desire level yeah so we target right in the blood pressure that we’re not just wearing fancy watches look at we got some fence time is it actually I will say that these safe lot fancy on them they are a lot fancy and we’re wearing them but this is gonna measure the we’re gonna measure the blood pressure and heart rate with this device and then we’re going to measure our attraction level and we’ve we each have a picture of the object of our desire and we’re gonna put right here for our own benefit – cereal yeah it’s my wife yeah and I have a picture of my wife and we’re gonna be measuring our attraction level after each one of these aphrodisiacs so we’re gonna say that five is middle of the road just a normal healthy level of attraction that we have towards our wives at all times yes but that could go up to a ten and that could go down to a one we could based on the different aphrodisiacs that we’re gonna be try all right let’s get started since the time of the ancient Greeks and reapz oh the creeps every time the Greeks and Romans people have been eating these when they need a little pick-me-up talking about pine nuts here they are hmm I love me a pine nut the theory says that since they are very high in zinc that boosts the immune system and makes you feel energized also it contains B vitamins and vitamin E which help your body produce testosterone which can get your motor run and so I’m not gonna go easy on the pine nuts okay one more handful hmm so good you can’t tell me I didn’t try enough pine nuts no we’re gonna take some time while these inter our system we’re gonna look at the pictures of our wives see if there’s any effect let it sink in okay I feel like the pine nuts have sunk in I feel like zinc and vitamin B and E is coursing through my enticed veins but let’s do an official test here bringing the doctor the doctor of love hello Doctor hello patients they’re gonna turn this on and it’s gonna test our our vitals here yes and now we took a baseline measurement of our vitals before this to know what we’re just a standing heart rate and blood pressure was tightening up now keep looking at your wife we got to come up with one on a scale of one to ten how attracted it’s increasing its increasing I’m not kidding she got hotter all right link you are 14 and 90 is your pulse Oh Rhett you are 137 well my way up dude and a pulse of 88 my heart rate went way up you did but your blood pressures say though you’re in good health I’m feeling just the first one and what do you get on a scale of one to ten what do you go yeah I gotta do that level of Attraction here I mean she’s a 10 she’s always a 10 so I don’t want to get this whole scale of 1 to 10 baby if you’re watching I know you don’t watch every episode but you’re probably gonna watch this one you’re a 10 and you’re always a 10 but on this scale right now you were a 5 it’s very confusing I know now you’re a 7 but you’re always a 10 but now you’re a 7 compared to the 5 that you started as that’s hard it’s hard you know what I mean maybe we should come up with like letter grades what I’m sorry I was I was lost in my wives okay eyes over here so we’re it wipes eyes where are you I’m gonna give her a 6 ok I’m gonna give me a 6 we have a healthy relationship I don’t need to communicate with her through this show next one the emperor Montezuma used to eat fistfuls of this when he was looking for a little romance I’m talking about chocolate okay chocolate in bar form oh yeah well why’d you massage the whole thing you just like we’re like one of those kids that like claims the chocolate bar by touching the whole thing sorry do you want you want that sign here I’ll take this stuff sorry I’m not gonna eat that I’m not gonna eat that much now hmm the science behind this one is actually kind of hazy but it has tryptophan which is necessary for making serotonin which could contribute to pleasure and happiness it also contains something called phenylethylamine which I probably didn’t say correct it’s a chemical your brain releases when you’re in love the darker the chocolate the more enticing the attract you know cuz there’s a dark taco good it’s bitter you know if you change phenyl ethyl amine by one hydrogen atom it becomes meth really and that’s in chocolate okay so let’s um let’s settle it on our on our the passion of our wives [Music] okay what do you think I’m gonna have to jump up to an eight really like in this picture it’s interesting the chocolate was incredible I love chocolate it tastes a lot better than pine nuts but I feel that I’m just at the healthy level of attraction that I’ve always have choice my life a-five dr. chase dr. love let’s give it another reading yes sir Rhett you are at a 136 with a pulse of 86 mm and link you are oh my gosh your blood pressure went down tonight I’m worried that your blood pressure’s too low that we’re gonna have to like pump you up somehow I don’t know let’s let’s ah keep moving up next these contain bromelain you’ve heard of that bro you’re my lane who hasn’t it’s an enzyme that boost testosterone and they are the perfect aphrodisiac for monkeying around bananas all right I’ve got a banana for each one of us thank you these have potassium and vitamin B which boost energy levels which is the best guess as to why these can well get you ready to go that was it you’re ready to go mm-hmm I don’t the key is make banana pudding in your mouth because everybody likes banana pudding okay let that banana digest [Music] I feel a slight increase from just my base level excitement that I always have I mentioned that I’m always excited with my wife she’s not watching it’s odd but she might be honest she might all right so I went to or6 okay I’m less excited no I feel like I’m I’m more excited more or less excited right now no I’m more excited here in my arm where this is gonna measure me but I’m less excited in my heart I don’t know it’s no offense baby but I’m going down to a four I just don’t feel I’m not really nothing can make me go below five I’m just kidding I mean this is science I’m committed to being honest so so let’s take a reading here right doctor of love patients 84 my pulse went down but my blood pressure went into the red bananas that’s bananas Oh your I went up yeah 113 with the pulse of 79 79 went up slightly too so I felt more excited but it’s not translating into the fields for me all right these are probably the most famous aphrodisiacs on the list in legendary lover Casanova was rumored to eat 50 of them for breakfast ooh stirs soy sauce also have zinc I said I could to boost the immune system like we talked about makes you feel energized but these have also recently been discovered to have a rare amino acid which can boost the production of the baby-making chemicals testosterone I have never eaten a oyster out of the shell that’s gonna slide down my throat right yeah you know what I’ll prepare it for you I bet my blood pressures going up just thinking what a little sauce on it and make it for you a little a lot just do that right there and then oh gosh and then you just slurp it right off of there you first I just want to see how you do it you like it just like the ocean oh it tastes like your nose it tastes like the ocean cold well you want it’s crawling Oh raw yes you didn’t hook was raw he’s cold y’all cook it and lets it out I really thought it was boiled and then rigid I we might as well have just gone down and knocked on the door to Poseidon’s house and now we should be excited yeah I have to know how excited do you want to get I want to get excited I want to get excited now don’t get me wrong now nothing I don’t see why anyone want to go to our restaurant and yuck this up in public because we’re good you’re over chewing it – first of all I mean you could just swallow it yeah let’s let that settle in and gaze upon the sweetness but sweet you feeling something definitely I’m not joking I’m feeling light-headed I’m feeling like I’m swimming in an ocean of emotion mm-hmm what are you gonna give it I’m legitimately giving this a 9 this feeling I’m feeling right now is approaching the top of the scale I definitely am feeling something and I am feeling more than I felt there’s an entire time I don’t think it’s a 9 but I do think it’s an 8 mm I’m feeling an 8 let’s bring love is right you are at 124 the pulse of 89 huh link 109 and a pulse at 83 well all this is going into our fancy algorithm all right next up these are guaranteed to get your blood pumping and palms sweating hot chilies all right here we have two hot chilies these are habanero how about habanero capsaicin is said to boost circulation to all parts of the body it also stimulates the nerve endings and your brain releases endorphins oh I love those and my wife is really attracted to me when I hiccup mmm no she’s not go so let’s see if that happens I don’t want to I don’t want to touch this with my finger because I’m then gonna turn on and no are you gonna take a whole pepper or are you gonna just bite late halfway through the pepper we should do the whole thing you know I don’t want to let’s do it I’m doing this for you baby are you watching now we’re gonna be hiccup in and drooling it’s gonna be so sexy all right here we go three two one eat I just swallowed it and they’re coming to hookups oh really now we have we have milk we should we dream the milk we should wait let it sink him let it sink him now look at your beautiful life link it’s so good to see you again I’m crying because you’re so beautiful wow I would have a difficult time focusing on anything other than the fact that my mouse is gone oh yeah hey baby I have big plans for us tonight but yeah I’m just gonna be in the kitchen drinking milk that’s sexy okay chase take a reading brother doctor okay now on a scale of one to ten we should give our readings one what you went to a 1 I feel like I’m about to die like I can’t be attracted to anything I honestly feel like my attraction level has just remain constant my mouth has gotten hotter but she’s just stayed just as hot as she already was 5 I’ll put money 2 3 okay Rhett you are at a 131 with a pulse of 97 and Link you are at 145 oh my goodness but you went down to one in your normal attraction it doesn’t mean I’m attracted anything it means I don’t feel like I’m your supp 145 in 101 well link that’s not good that person did you I know dude I’m telling you okay we’re gonna take a second to plug these numbers into our algorithm and see whose aphrodisiac works best for them individually so the results dictate that habanero is the aphrodisiac of choice for both of us yeah so make sure you pick up some habanero peppers from your local grocery store before Valentine’s Day thanks to habaneros for sponsoring this episode yes thanks to you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hey guys my name is mudsy and I’m from Tripoli Lebanon and it’s not just the wheel of mythicality the good mythical mug is the perfect container for your favorite love potion available at rent link icon flashed or not the love potion the mode click through to good mythical more or for mobile users click the I for convenience for us to make and ultimate the love smoothie that’s right we’re gonna do it read as a telephone link tries to use him what’s that what’s that ringing sound oh I had a premonition of the ring hello hello it’s a beeper stop calling me beeper wow that guy’s I’ve just born habanero out the water with this amazing concoction of in tysonis after day [Music]