oh I had a premonition of the ring hello hello meep meep meep beep beep beep it’s the beeper stop calling me beeper stop calling me baby you know that beep is always busy oh gosh it smells like what ice oh yeah I told you aah what stuck with you do you like it oh hey you know what you know what your breath smells like I’m not gonna breathe under your face you’re not gonna find out my stars um yeah welcome waiters followed by milk oh no no that’s all about habanero followed by milk now we are going to wash away all of our sorrows with the ultimate love smoothie because there were some other supposed aphrodisiacs that we did not get to let’s bring those in yeah so I got Alva caught all throw them in here well I’m gonna give these you and then while you’re throwing them in there I’m gonna give you so I’m going to discuss our results a little bit what’s happening I drop it the avocado skiing in there okay so avocado now I know what you’re thinking those of you who are smart you’re thinking guys you measures your heart rate and your blood pressure like right out you ate these things so of course the pepper was gonna be the thing that that had the biggest effect well you’re right but we did put a lot of weight on to the personal score but four-link uh you had an incredible reaction there was a lot of your scores were very dynamic you went from us negative six point seven for the for the total score we have we for the charge or centage increase of blood pressure plus percentage increase of heart rate plus our personal score so negative six point seven and then for habanero yeah first up for chocolate you were negative six point seven four habanero you were sixty three point six that’s crazy so even though my personal attraction score was three so over a 70 point dynamic range on yours for me my lowest score was a twenty-three for oysters and my highest score was a thirty six point seven for habanero so I had a very very small dynamic range compared to yours but you buddy that increase in blood pressure and heart rate was pretty significant everything I got you buddy let Rhett do it Oh Lissie knows a thing or two look at that whoa you kidding me huh no you don’t know about that your grandma didn’t teach you that I can see your grandma doing that all day long spanking my grandma didn’t teach me anything we had a back we had a rough relationship yeah uh so this is pomegranate juice so while you’re adding that in there get the second highest one like if you don’t like habaneros and you don’t want to eat them on a regular basis pine nuts were the second place aphrodisiac for both of us in terms of registered attraction and also increase in blood pressure and heart rate so pine nuts they’re Pleasant so put pine nuts on your salad on Valentine’s you know what put the pine nuts in here too why not who care who care we don’t care I also had a pretty strong score in bananas bananas bananas yours was really love for bananas so you basically pine nuts in habaneros that’s what you need to stick with well let’s put it up and mrs. Lummis we might need some more now there’s a little brown well you know it doesn’t matter now should I add more juice we’re only up to here that’s some soft ingredients you could probably get away with not doing it but I might do a little bit more yeah that should do it you want some chocolate just sweeten it up there’s no sweet in that chocolate oh yeah it’ll be good did we just a little bit that’s a good chocolate man on the very bottom turn it off personally I can’t read the button right there either yeah I could turn it like this and the hi bolts frozen drink okay I got it doesn’t look romantic okay it looks like vomit well as we’ve established before on the show he has achieved the universal color of smoothies which is vomit brown unless you add some sort of filler OOP you do the honor what are you doing oh just saying that you can tell people about Oh what these are Ian’s yes where is this so ok pomegranate uh traditionally associated with the goddess Aphrodite and fertility perfect for the Dylan or fertility lowers cortisol levels which can correspond with higher testosterone levels in men and women avocado apparently the Aztec word for avocado literally meant testicle yeah we do that enough said watermelon contains a phytonutrient called citrulline which causes an increase in nitch nitric acid in your body that ink increases that increase causes blood vessel to relax and circulation to speed up so you get a cited easier let’s you know what whipped cream absolutely no science for that one let’s try it it makes me excited we’ll just see if for some reason this has more of an effect I mean this is a this is a just a combination of all kinds of ingredients so it’s got to be better than just one right very watermelon II it’s amazing how them mmm a little chocolate chip that was a sigh something you’d get at a smoothie place you know but room temperature so I’ll let this sink in a little bit and then we’ll we’ll get the data what’s the name of this drink sexy time Aphrodite 1990 not even idea I think we call it business time well that’s that’s been taken by another committee door that we don’t mention I’ve I know we don’t mention them but we can mention their work they’re great we can reference their work it is good it sorry the whole thing drink a little bit more and then we’ll take some readings it’s particularly good you know what I don’t need you to hit the button yeah come on hit the bugger all you’ve done is hit a button that’s what I went to school for guy it love adversity I love it was a one day class I mean here a lot a button-pushing then kind of a better wash pretend I thought something oh I’m gonna wear this thing all the time does the Apple watch do this stuff does it does it does it do the room does it do that I can figure oh um what’s had my attraction levels going up I’m not joking I feel like it’s pretty intense can you read him again yeah link you’re at a 144 the pulse of 120 good oh my goodness I feel very motivated right now okay so I so I’m gonna put that data in there so you Linc went to what 144 144 and his pulse was 122 how’s that possible 122 how come I poles be 122 you’re still the residual effect of the pepper you think and what’s yours 124 124 and a pulse of 81 81 so mine went way down but I’m gonna say my my attraction level is a 10 at this point this is as good as it’s gotten for me what about you oh definitely a 10 oh definitely again okay wow that guy’s I’ve just blown habanero out the water with this amazing concoction of enticing nests Aphrodite 9090 mine has gone down this is the lowest for me my blood pressure and my heart rate were basically the exact same as they were standing in even with an attraction level of Tim we should have waited the attraction level higher but the percentage increase of heart rate and blood pressure were basically non-existent so maybe if we did these on a scale of uh if we did the personal score on scale of 1 to 100 but guys wait listen I know in the comments is going to be exploding with like a critical analysis of the pseudo scientific nature of what we did and you know what that’s fine uh what we understand that but we’re having lots of fun and we’re we’re we’re seeming like we’re learning stuff look I’m gonna do this real quick I’m just going to see if just I’m going to multiply the the attraction rating by 100 so that way everything is in yes of 100 and let’s see how that impacts scores you changing the formula up don’t drag it all the way down that won’t work because that’s putting it against your control group undo that oh you’re right undo that and then just drag your and drag yours down nope nope drag the 725 down to the 15 and then we got like a spreadsheet here and then we geeking out on like I’m going to our engineering days paste this right here but no don’t but then I’m going to change okay this to York values which are 13 12 12 so she said wherever you see a 1 wherever you see you to put a 1 in front of it 1 1 1 and I know ok so now the corrected scores well ooh so actually both of us now with these corrected scores in mind the shake is is this is number 1 but look at what was number 1 otherwise like your number one my number one was Easter’s my number one was youngsters right akin to a the attraction level even more the oysters ended up being the most and then my second was chocolate and your second was pine nuts pine nuts yeah if we really waited the attraction score because I mean you can’t say something that makes you feel a three towards your wife you can’t that you can’t be going to buy that at a grocery store you know I want to be less attracted to anyone that I’m about pine nuts a lot and I’ll be buying their smoothie I hold on did I have to make myself when in doubt put it all in a smoothie hey baby let’s go out on a smoothie date she gonna start rolling her eyes every time I drink a smoothie she’s like really drinking another smoothie