GMMore 857: Rhett vs Link: Water Gun Fight

oh look at that not this one no this has got me on it that one’s got him on it congratulations milk warrior I like to see that ma’am I surprised myself with my own knowledge yeah you were you know I didn’t know my own strength of mind you know you should channel this and later today you should like take like an IQ test or something you should do something cuz you’re on one of those streaks also you guys take hot is you she’s not like no ace level me no no this is you should apply for Jeopardy today this is that’s what you should do you should call up jeopardy today you should apply today are you saying I’m having a hot day let me come in right now what you saying this is anomaly me everyone has option balance link this is no everyone has ups and downs I’m saying you’re having an up day just ride it even when I try to get it wrong I got it right that’s normal me exactly today it’s normal now this is the new game here’s what you won though link you you won the ability to choose a weapon in our duel but I’m going to go by the old school duel rules actually the code duello written in 1777 the most popular code for duels of that time first of all it started with an insult in an order for you to be able to choose the weapon you’re going to start by insulting me and we’ll follow these different steps so you can assault me in any way that you want to but are there any I’m gonna be very offended by it then you parameter the point I’m willing to kill you like your heads gonna come out come out it come out Big Reds going big red um I have knowledge that your ladyfriend oh gosh her her feet stink like the like put their pungent you have stinky feet pungent lady friend okay come on my wife I don’t know your relation to her I’ve just smelled her feet when you be smile on her feet would you like to know I’m so offended this is a step two in the code duello that’s optional you can throw down your glove we have an oven mitt and I’ve got it on the wrong hand oh is this the gun I just turned my hand it could be though is it oh honey we got the wrong one how did you turn your hand oh our cooking out big red cooking with gas is this is this oh this is like throwing down the cottage my thumb yeah I’m like I am offended I challenge you to a duel then you get to choose a weapon you could I’m gonna do this like this is what this is what the new media choose between this one it’s gonna be a water gun fight hmm can you even do this and it’s why can you curl your tongue yeah I don’t like doing things with my tongue though and I don’t like air tongue and things I just I find it to be very nasty okay so I choose two of these for us or I choose this one and you have to use that one there’s two weapons there’s two people you choose the one that you would like to use boy you should not challenge anyone to a duel because it’s gonna difficult it’s gonna break down before you get so you’re doing now you’re I’m gonna be Big Red’s gonna be putting you in a headlock and they’re gonna be like wow so and I’m gonna be famous I choose that one okay I know everything about duels first thing you do you test the thing before you choose which I know you can’t you homie ha ha ha I am on a streak a winning streak all right let’s go to the duels on does it have a safety on it all right welcome to the duel zone I chose the small gun because the big gun didn’t work cuz I mean I was pulling the trigger because you have to puff it first I thought you you thought it was a joke I does a trick a prayer yeah it’s go freaking me big I don’t even work and I was riding the street and you got a I was riding my streak of being so smart how many times you puppet oh not just probably wants is okay well I pumped my gun okay I will say that another thing that happened in duels is you had a hype man like I was talking about in a hot-air balloon that was called a second mm-hmm so this was somebody would who would be with you who would first help try to talk you out of a duel now we’re so let’s bring in our seconds will you be my second know you’ve got chase I’ve got Eddie so the first thing you did is they try to talk you out of the duel chase oh hello Eddie are you my second that I am your second okay but you shouldn’t do this you don’t you don’t want to do this is your role is to convince cuz he’s got to pay that bigger gun and what it does I’m more happy a better marksman you don’t know are you sure you want to do this yeah I’m very sure like that tall he is you want to go up against that guy don’t do this bro kill can’t do this is that worldstar get wolf he accidentally gave me the only gun that’s gonna have any impact in this entire thing I refuse to believe that that big water gun is actually gonna work I bought that gun I knew it’d work this is another thing that would happen is once you made a decision to just do this thing then your ii had to start encouraging you know I’m gonna do this I’m gonna I’m the underdog you can do it dude okay so listen I’m gonna do this there’s no question it’s in the bag right you’ve got this he’s at least a foot shorter than you right I think I believe in you you’re gonna do great I always thought you were the better of the two seems like you’re saying goodbye but thanks for forever goodbye forever chase you’re gonna win okay easy peasy you know what winner I don’t feel like I really need the encouragement because I have the gun that is going to amazing China number I appreciate it you got this the winner alright let’s duel okay here’s how it works now link typically it was ten steps but I think if I take ten steps away from you your gun will not reach reach it so we’re gonna take three steps count it together one two three turn and we turn you could take two shots maximum that was the rules you know what like you could take as many shots as you want I’m gonna take two shots maximum cuz I got the big gun alright they were you’re linking so let’s get this out here we go from the gun yeah ready one two three okay and at this point that was just one shot I pull the trigger one one time the pumping really helped a guy before well so I’m all wet did your seconds would come in and determine who won the duel so if we could come in who’s wetter determine who the dead guy lost yeah this is the winner clearly the way if it was who’s supposed to get wetter you win I’m soaked man no this is very dapple it’s very it’s dis dapple and that’s not me trying to say dapper it’s it’s a dapple effect I think you’ll be fine I mean I still got another shot of this thing that was it let’s head back um drying up and I don’t know I don’t know how well you could see the the stream coming from coming from his rocket gun but it was which I was convinced didn’t work yeah cuz I was like pulling the trigger the whole time before I chose I was like he I was also pulling but I’m saying I’m so I’m soaked I’m soaked he doesn’t show me I wish he had a chosen the right thing I mean not really but this probably would have shown up better on my solid shirt but you know you look like you didn’t even get shot it’s fun I just feel refreshed at this that’s why I wear patterned red shirts to on my WorldStarHipHop bites because when I started when I get bloody knifed and stuff it’s just like that’s just a new piece of Paisley they knife people on that know they don’t know just know it’s not it’s just it’s just fights it’s just like you know in music videos there’s all kinds of stuff all kinds of stuff I’m not going to you I don’t really go to the website as much as I just know that any time I see like a fight video on YouTube it’s got WorldStarHipHop like in the in the lower left hand or right hand corner I don’t I don’t reward people who settle their conflicts by fighting and posting on the internet with a view so that’s why I know so little about this I don’t enter people who did the fighting or doing the posting it’s like they’re friends or betraying them putting it up it’s crazy to think that there was a time in societal the societal conflict-resolution climate was such that you could if you just got mad enough you could you could kill the other person as long as they agreed to it ahead of time but it wasn’t technically legal right cuz we’re not taking you died in a duel if you killed someone in a duel you did not get charged with murder now so when guy the guy who threw the billiard ball he did get charged with murder but that was more like a fight with a ball that he just picked up right but if you but if you just went out and did the thing I wasn’t murder was it it was no you’re in a dueling State like Aaron the int the famous Aaron Burr he was he was the sitting vice president of the United States of America and Alexander Hamilton is the Alexander Hamilton on the $20 bill what does he own yes he’s on the $20 bill and he killed he killed Alexander Hamilton and what happened to him what was he was he no longer vice president I think it’s political career aaron burr’s there you go did not become president isn’t being vice president killing your political career oh right isn’t it you don’t do anything I think back of the day was a pretty good position think back in those days it was like prestigious no um vice presidents have done some some cool stuff over the years I don’t know you know sides get it it was kind of savage but in some ways maybe it makes more sense you know no not really there’s it’s there’s murder involved it’s ending a life it depends on what it’s over but if I did do it I would do it with shotguns in a hot-air balloon but really the fact that it’s over insult I think you choose the weapon I’ll choose the mode of transportation so that I can aim for that balloon floating above you you know is it that people got insulted last like is people get insulted all the time in our society like hmm you know that’s an interesting that’s an interesting questions I didn’t actually expand on this one but the guy and I bet people people didn’t accidentally drop a glove back then either you know what I’m saying Yeah right that never happened I’m trying to look at the reason joppa glove and get shot mm-hmm go ahead watch that’s why that’s why watches world chains and so were gloves so they wouldn’t draw if you look at all those old pictures of gloved people you can see that they had the string that went up the arm and down the other arm just like kids do to things like a head next rotor clatters okay that is a remnant of the no dropping gauntlet culture of dueling that’s that’s the vestigial thread that we still see on mittens that kids wear I mean and every time I look at that I’m like but that that is a sad sad reality but now when I let me show you norm hands I think of murders being committed over but that’s strange like video disagreements I mean that’s a really short gotta keep your hands up here no yes those are handcuffs I’m talking about mitten connectors that go all the way up the arm I’m nursing down the other arm who here knows what I’m talking about yeah listen don’t I kind of know you’re talking be a silver-tongued devil of it yeah yeah in theory let’s just make a vow right now though that is we will never duel each other to the death unless one of us wins we’ll watch from the other in a poker game and promises not to wear it in public and then does if I do that to you you have the permission to take out big red and whatever way you want to only if though you post it to WorldStarHipHop a shooting we can’t do that right well it just be creative use a sword okay slicing are just you know how about just like a little pocket knife little kill me let’s just do fun shank me we’ll just like do thumps you know remember that you remember I I hated that man hurts so bad I don’t want to do it right now I was a good pencil fighter though we used to did thumps in high school not high school yeah great nickel not high school we were to get give me one thought and then right right when you stop then I’ll thump you and the right when I thump you it’ll go to black and people won’t know what happened if you survived I always felt like I was going to pull my finger out a joint when I did this bad I didn’t even hardly I barely even hit you man like and then you know you would like Zac West would always take it put it right where he wanted it cuz unease in is his fingers were that big around like sausages yeah that in sausage fingers would he he would come he would bloody and where are you Zack wherever he is he’s grown facial hair cuz he started in second grade knee and stopped yet he had leg here in second grade like thick and he would go like this yeah that’s what I just tried to do and it didn’t work but look good look we’ve done this before on the show we’ve done a lot so fighting okay what this anticipation what is right you do rear back like a dozen times man put it right there so they can hear when were here to thump man Oh

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