me I just punish you you shouldn’t say oh oh birds are whole with the candy where’s the hole with the candy stop hey stop stop don’t touch me where’s the hole whatever handy it’s over my blonde Feld hey I didn’t read it I was hoping you can see through the blindfold and I punched you actually I was punching you but you clearly did I had one hold on cuz it took I thought you can see through that because you could get all the animal questions right I thought you could do anything ah welcome to good mythical more um now that we both have dogs uh so animals besides our children in our homes this besides our children this this opens up a whole world of possibility for um us to put those dogs to work well I mean putting that has not happened so far in my house but well putting them to work is one thing training them there’s another thing I you know what I’m going to bring in Barbara and Barbara’s got to put on a little show photo gosh yes I don’t want to do you know what Barbara don’t wanna see no chef Barbara and rel is I have not trained Jay doing so I don’t want amazing things and so now even see even brag about him well I know what he’s gonna bring her in and show them here’s my question I’m really since to this because I’m not training serving us to do any creating drinks for us I don’t want to hear about how much better she is because I know that Jade is like she rules the place and it’s wrong it has nothing to do with whose can I thought is better I’m just saying and I sent her to your house yeah barb brain can’t Barbara just come in and just strut her stuff and it has nothing to do with what dog is better it’s just if she can do lots of tricks and your dog can’t do any it doesn’t I mean it doesn’t say anything about your dog it just means that Barbara is amazing my dog is nothing but a love sponge she can do no tricks and there’s no one teaching or any tricks because every time that they do interact with her it’s just they just do this there’s not there’s nothing besides that for is she spoiled and she almost put my eye out can I tell it that story so yeah i-i-i love Jade but if she puts my eye out my feelings may change a little bit um what can what can Barbour do just just rattle it off just go ahead and do it well I didn’t mean to cut it come on I’ve only had her a couple of weeks and she’s you know she’s only three months old but she can she can sit she can stay she can beg like she could stand up she can ring a bell on the door before she goes outside to poop yeah so doesn’t change she can poop yeah if I can teach J to just poop on command cuz I sat outside um you know I was waiting for her to poop well she came in welcome in the front yard I mean she if she has to poop she’ll ring the bell so you don’t ring the bell and she poops Noah Ridge I did originally yes that’s what I did you know I didn’t know I don’t know anything about this it was just the person the adoption place was just like here take this Bell and when you go out the door they’re gonna poop out of but the area of the yard they’re gonna poop in ring this Bell and eventually and now she goes up and she rings a bell and then she sits and she turns and looks at us she’s looking she’s like I know I miss Pavlov man see what I do is I took Jade out to poop because I knew she needed to and then she wouldn’t go and she’s like sniffing around forever and I eventually sit down under the tree in my front yard and then she she darts off into the street which I’m having some work done in my backyard which is secured so she can’t run out anywhere but this is an exceptional time because the work being done back there she darted out into the street and so I dart out after her I stand up and I stand up right into a tree limb which hits me right here takes my glasses off hits them above my eyelid scrapes all the way around my eyeball all the way below it and I just I I thought I was blinded um went after the dog caught her brought her in the house and then I was I was I was pretty traumatized yep sounds like it cuz it hurt really really badly and then I was like where are my glasses and I couldn’t figure it out I I was so traumatized I’ve forgotten that I was even wearing glasses and they were knocked off outside in the dark I was I looked in the house for my glasses for like the next 15 minutes and then I realized hold on I was wearing them cuz I was convinced I wasn’t wearing them because my eyes wouldn’t have been poked out would have been protected in it I mean it was a it was a big limb – it wasn’t like a little limb that was and it’s like one of the things that I wish it was caught on video because it’s you know it’s like when like running through a spiderweb it’s like I stood up really fent something probably is it like a spider with this really big of a Bradley and put your eye out but then I went back inside of the flashlight and I eventually found the glasses there even though I was convinced that I wasn’t wearing them at all because when I chase a dog I didn’t have I was like I must come on sound without came out my glasses um I don’t know who needed to be trained here the more I think about it maybe it’s me I think it maybe I’m the problem no I don’t know just sit is it in do you have the city I I don’t have a front yard so the part of the yard that we let her out into like is completely fenced off and like we actually had a little fence installed to like keep her in one area uh-huh so she doesn’t have an opportunity to to run off anywhere and she hasn’t gotten her last shot so she can’t go out into just random grass so I don’t know what she would do if he just put her in a front yard if she would because this is the thing all the dogs that I ever had growing up you know of course back in the 80s in early 90s when the dogs that the McLaughlin’s had there was no training these dogs it was just like we’re going to build a pin in the back course the dogs can’t come in house to either we’re going to build a pin in the back and we’re gonna put a doghouse in it just typical southern dog style and then southern and you can and you’re going to play with that dog occasionally but you’re not going to teach you to do anything and if you let it out of the pen it’s just going to run off into the distance you know I’m saying like that’s the way we did dogs in the South growing up and that’s what happened to two of our dogs as they eventually did just run off into the horizon I don’t know so much southern thing to be fair I think that’s just to like I’m I don’t actually want to have a dog but for some reason I do what but don’t you think that was much more prominent not necessarily in the south but back in the day like in the 80s and 90s like before Cesar had a television show exactly that was what you did a dog it’s just like a yard feature and if some dog in it and if somebody had a dog that could like sit and stay or like walk next to them outside without a leash you were like that uppity person has a dog that obeys kind of like what I did at the at the beginning with you with yeah yeah it’s like I don’t want to hear about you’re ringing a bell dog ringing a bell but I’ll take really think I’ve been absolutely amazed at because having grown up in you know a home where we didn’t do any actual dog training is how quickly they put like this is the thing this is what should give you hope if you just start doing like two or three things consistently like within a day they will have she will have something down like I’ve been like like oh we also taught her off because she’s a she’s a biter and she’s a puppy is she but she’s a lot worse than Jayde about biting and the way she like shows you that she loves you is by beginning to consume you with her little needle teeth but we taught her off and the way in course and everybody has the internet now so what are you gonna do go to the library and look up at a dog training book back in the day no nobody would do that so we didn’t even know what to do but like yeah who reads books so I put it I just go on these sites or go to these YouTube channels and there’s some of them are hilarious but put a treat in your hand and then the dog like comes up and she’s like trying to get to the treat because she could smell it in there and you say off and until she stops and when she stops you give it a treat and so now she just as soon as you take a treat and put it in your hand she just sits and looks at you and waits for it like the third time that we did that she was like oh I get it if you have a treat in your hand if I want it I just have to sit and look at it and so you can’t even teacher the off command because she just thinks oh I’ve had to do some other things but they pick things up quick men you can have a jade ring and bells and scratching records and doing all kinds of things giving kids henna tattoos that’s one of the things that we’ve got on Barbara’s list face painting and henna it’s going to be like us how long is henna last I don’t know when dogs do it I think it lasts two to three times as long hmm because of the saliva is it the bacterial makeup of the saliva we’re basically turn in our house into like a like a County Fair run by dogs you