don’t you like to be like like an ice cream cone Mike think that isn’t that what you told me you know what let’s make it let’s make an appointment for you somewhere didn’t want to lick it i licking that you know uh cuz i do it all the time cuz you do it all the time that’s what I should have said if you licked it because I lick ain’t looking after you lick welcome to good mythical more ah man uh here we go Rhett you know what you didn’t earn this but perform so poorly we’ve customized it and then my kids are gonna love it the night Rhett went to jail look there you are oh wow and looks like here am I here is your kid I was part of the original illustrations yeah yeah open that up read a little bit about yourself but give it back to me because you did not win it we were at rat’s apartment the night the police came lights flashed neighbor stared the officers put red and handcuffs Jasmine and TJ started crying who are they I don’t know y’all never know you didn’t you didn’t win it did you know or you can heat because the house at crack built you didn’t believe that you can read it just happened I don’t want to read it in your children but your children are gonna get a bad view of me if you tell them about that well they they already know you um it hurts when I poop by Howard J Bennett MD this dude’s a doctor so he knows how this is gonna be solid poop phonetically hurts when I poop you know we didn’t have these kind of books going up no no we just hurt when we poop and we just kept it to ourselves yeah yeah nobody’s got no books we can read about it a story for children who are scared to use the pot sitting there hurting in pooping and not knowing why were you afraid to use the potty no it was not anal retentive like some people we know he’s referring to me on that I was like a shoot I think I mean if I was like one of those things that barn is the hate it’s like any any any time anywhere that’s not called a shoot is it that’s felt like a shoot with a CH yeah like chutes and ladders shoot yeah yeah like a slide that’s a slide I haven’t seen one of those in a hay farm like a hay barn I never had any trouble pooping it’s not that that is not my issue what is your issue it was my issue and it current it kind of deal is silly sometimes but um yeah I think I told this story I remember I would go to my nanny’s house and I would go outside and play and then like whenever it would the urge would strike me I would go squat behind a tree with my pants up no I wouldn’t squat to poop I would squat to hold it in which I think I should have stood to hold it yeah that was totally backwards everything about that was backwards Ryan loved playing with the dinosaurs what what’s that got to put dinosaurs in this just get to the pose Oh cheap like I’m not gonna believe anything you’re saying about poop furniture thrown in talking dinosaur with Ryan hated pooping right here’s why right yeah they taste each other across the plains down to the craters and through the force maybe the dinosaurs don’t talk as long as they don’t talk I’m still in okay all of a sudden Ryan got a tummy ache it felt like someone was poking him with a stick Ryan knew why his tummy hurt he had a poop inside that needed to come out he did not like having poops because it hurt when he tried to go I got to a pretty quick okay did yours hurt is that why you didn’t want to do it was just you didn’t like like relaxing I don’t know I I think it’s a vicious cycle I don’t know why at first I held my poop but then ultimately after holding it when it when it when it did present itself it did hurt it did hurt it might be the one big ball when Ryan got tummy aches he squeezed his bottom muscles as hard as he could to make the poop go away this worked for a while but somehow the feeling always came back because they’re still pooping there Ryan then Ryan could not hold me to just any longer and it would come out say he’s saying he could have answered the question for you okay yeah sometimes it came out as hard little balls and other times it came out as one big ball yeah so you’re getting like the little balls I mean I just I mean when that happened when I was a kid which was really often I was like cool the little balls thing happened uh I mean I’m fine with that that little balls don’t hurt it’s the cannon ball that hurts yeah yeah sometimes Ryan had his poops on the potty but most of the time he was too scared to sit on the potty and he asked his mom or dad for a pull-up oh just what’s not judging I wanted to go in the diaper huh his parents worried about and blah blah blah they don’t care about pain one day they took him to the doctor after dr. Gould heard about the tummy aches and gave Ryan a check-up he told a story about a coyote named Bill this isn’t gonna turn into an enema thing from the doctor is it cuz you need to bypass the rest of the book if she’s gonna like with a Gleason it’s really a man in there it’s a long coyote shake like a tube and he’s gonna visit your anus oh gosh okay he’s not really visiting he’s just exiting he was there well the enema visits Oh long that never happened to me doc I never met dr. Gould when bill the coyote was little his mom and dad taught him to clean up after himself he loved picking up trash and once a week a big garbage truck came to take the trash away this kept the house clean from top to bottom even though he was a coyote he didn’t really live in a house now that bill was older he lived by himself oh he’s older he’s an adult huh I was really messing although he was a good worker and a good friend he did not like to poop no did not like to clean it’s in his analogy when bill winter looks like a bunch of little poops right there he left the bags and boxes all over the house when he went a renter he left the dishes piled up in the sink when he went to bed he left his dirty clothes lying all over the floor he could find a better hiding place watch TV he was a hoarder basic shirt soon there was so much trash in Bill’s house that it started to bulge oh do you see where this is going look like a volcano getting ready to blow out the houses door anus yeah for the houses anus is the door I think goods are the chimney you get multiple ways that it could come out there is no Jim don’t correct the book I’m reading the book okay or a window technically it’s really a bad analogy at one place is going to come out of a human unless something’s really wrong well that’s that day happened this is a fear this is a fear tactic oops gonna come out of your eyeballs that’s what I would have thought you’re telling me that like poops gonna start coming out of my ears of like I don’t clean it out the coyote cleaned up his house he threw a party that night for his friends does it show all the a show I want to he cleaned up he doesn’t show all the trash coming out in a big log no that’s a missed opportunity there yet always having a party he’s having a party and his friends bill and his friends cleaned up and throw away all of the trash at the end of party she’s kind of like an unnecessary act in the three-act structure Bill’s parents were proud of their son they gave him a clean house award no parents bills Pat was delighted that he could sleep anywhere he wanted they gave him a first place they gave him House award he did give him a clean house award he’s a grown man he doesn’t need a that’s it’s so patronizing did you like to make awards for you did you like the story as dr. gold yes it was at a pooka oh that’s a diamond yeah that’s uh I thought that I thought the dinosaur I’d moved him to poop your mom in the historic here’s the point where you can’t comment because I need to read this all together in order for people to start pooping okay got it alright so everyone get ready you think I know everywhere sitting on what lit there what air on the toilet but and they’re gonna comment when will the toilet right now watching this so get ready this is for you mythical beasts your mom and dad told me that you’ve been having trouble with your poops lately would you like to get help with those poops so that you can become the boss of your body you want to become your body boss just like bill became the boss of his house yes I’d like to I’d like that a lot says you oh gosh now it’s getting anatomical I thought it was over diagrams where does the poop come from ask Ryan that’s a good question some parts of food aren’t needed those parts become poop poop is the trash that’s left over after your body uses the food it needs mm-hmm I’m skimming but I’m scared to let the poop out sometimes it hurts I know says dr. gold I see lots of boys and girls who have trouble with hard poops all of them are worried about what to do when the poop needs to come out really really Wow yeah I thought it was I was the only one I have a plan that makes it easier for kids like you to poop on the pot oh here we come with enema would you like to hear it yes well you get three of your friends to buy this book and then they sell this book to three of their friends it’s a pyramid scheme about this that’s what it is foods that make a poop softer and he’s got two diagrams fruits vegetables whole grain pastas water fruit juices not white rice potatoes bananas apples cheese yogurt milk white bread and pests we know about those rice logs close to dry mother we can stop poop problems by changing the foods that kids eat okay this is turning into a nutritional thing I’m out we’ll call it Ryan’s poop program so it’s how to eat right oh gosh there is pooping with a bunch of dinosaurs Rotem they’re celebrating think about the size of their poop I could kill a man with their poop yeah the end he started eating right potty practice well link uh how did you overcome your issue I haven’t until just now okay we got the paint dinosaurs all in the bathrooms around here hey do that yeah we can do that don’t paint any unicorns they’re jerks oh we can get just chased a dress up in a dinosaur costume and accompany you to the bathroom I’m I’m doing better but it’s not but I’m not out of the woods you