
well we just did it I don’t know it we froze but technically they just freeze and I probably always freeze I gave Tony a death punch to the head just wanna know that the hands immediately start sweating what is that freeze ray no just working this open every what’s happening that I didn’t know was going on immediately start sweating I’ve sweated so much more than is ever so the worst though man mmm well maybe not this quiz might might throw us all for a loop welcome to good mythical more uh what I didn’t want to say thank you to Tori could you bring that up oh yeah um where’s the whore Tori Henderson of Seattle um she sent us this horse tail can you believe Lee ah poor horse well let’s not gonna leave it it’s not like a unicorn tail he’s just as well let me that’s about all the hair I think that horse had she found it in a locker in a barn and then she named it Cooper hmm did you just find the horse tail of the horse in a sea of the tail she found just the horse tail and she practiced braiding on it this is what the letter that she sent to us that’s borderline psychopathic well England’s no Tony I’m a big fan of deep yeah you’re fabulous Exhibit A show me your Emmys Oh show me your Emmy swirl it on you it’s busy on your person this hair they said a euphemism for something you show me your Emmys no I just I’d like to see an Emmy in person okay yeah poor Tory Henderson Thank You Tory now have you ever you know just in Jersey like one of the game yeah yeah just in your face time you just like go and play veep themed games should I get about 50 times a day okay good well you’ll be daughters right at home all right okay so the idea here is that we’re gonna find out which feed character you are but you should just answer as Tony what way to say well you should just answer as Tony oh hi Shan sir okay so basically come in be see if your gear they said the answer was always Tony like I’m supposed to go Tony yeah yeah Tony say Tony every time no matter what the choices are that’s Tony yeah okay what’s your worst kept secret I have a fake dog I’m still sleeping with my ex I have no friends I keep all secrets I’m terrible at my job I’m I’ve only been in one relationship for I’m pregnant I have fake dog what hold on what wait hold on you have a real dog wait I’m thinking of the character that said that you can’t do that I’m answering this is Tony I’m sorry yeah come on man you gotta light fresh it doesn’t exist hey I’m so sorry I’m sorry I just got what you’re saying I know why don’t judge me the whole thing about Tony that’s what that was I was guessing I love dog I know the character I play it I’ve been studying him for you my phases I love that you’re like you got a real job yeah two of them no I read the choices again no gay good I have a fake dog I’m still sleeping with my ex I have no friends I keep all my secrets I’m terrible at my job I’ve only been in one relationship or I’m pregnant I’m gonna say uh can I look at them I’m gonna say uh-uh I must say I’m still sleeping with my ex cuz my wife is my ex cuz we broke up and then got back together oh my hands are starting to sweat how do you blow off steam i unplug the phone I go to concerts I smoke I drink I brush my lover’s hair i reorganize my blackberry contacts eyebrows OkCupid or I hit the gym um I would say I know I’ve been known I wouldn’t say blackberry I’ve been I’ve been known to reorganize my iPhone context just because it’s kind of nice and you feel like yeah that’s an acceptable answer it’s like a fun like rolling it roll getting rid of the people that you don’t want contact worry you’ll just hunt and we’ve had around and it just kind of pops up and it’s just not necessary yes time to just delete that burst yeah but it’s about control it’s about buggies or like you’ve got some yeah you’re anxious and you want to be doing something to me that’s all the tears the problem if you delete somebody from your contact list they don’t delete you from their contact list then they send you a text and you don’t know you have to do that who are you or you text yeah but then you do the whole I got a new phone I’m sorry I apologize but you’re texting me right now this thing no no you say you say I Tony got a new phone you’re like sorry this isn’t him no good pretty honest I’ll be kind of like I don’t who is this and then they’ll say Oh so-and-so and I’ll be like I deleted you that’s wrong did you alright progress being made what’s your dream job POTUS that means president of the United States POTUS is chief of staff Selena’s husband publicist captain of a boat writer for Politico Fox News host or retired I like me some water so I’m gonna say I’m gonna say captain of a boat really yeah I would like to be a I don’t know buddy I’d like to be on a boat a lot when I say captain that’s something I don’t know about I wouldn’t like that though what are you saying I mean as uncomfortable as you got when you had your head stick into the hole have you seen all the whole torso boats that you stick your head out yeah but I see creatures aren’t gonna jump out of the water and touch your face no storm could come up then I’m like rent and links to do you want to take that answer back you want to go no I’d like to go with captain of the boat disembodied horse tails pick a celebrity pick a celebrity okay we’ve got George Clooney Lindsay Lohan Liza Minnelli the drummer for Metallica yeah Lars all right oh did you know history Washington all that came up when you did that guy Beyonce bianche that’s a Charlotte Joe Scarlett and then Carrie Underwood pika you know pick one two I’ll take all of them um for what four for a thousand is this jeopardy uh you kissed Liza Minnelli I did kiss Liza Minnelli I was I was just kept for saying jesus take the wheel isn’t that Carrie Underwood on yeah yeah that’s her middle name – Carrie Jesus taking over um all right you choose her just go in there in snow I’m gonna go with Liza cuz that’s my that’s my girlfriend yeah yeah okay what’s one thing you would change about your job a better relationship with my coworkers more one-on-one time with my boss a nap would be nice no power what’s one thing you would takes me it takes me a minute what’s one thing you would change about your job you can get your own speed if you want no I’ll go please go more hours in the day for work I’m not moving up fast enough less interaction with people or fewer people asking for favors hmm I’m gonna say an app would be nice hmm oh I like an afternoon siesta love a power nap we’re just talking about that earlier I I really feel like the taking a daily nap I just feel like we should all do that right now without judgment yeah you can’t do that now cuz if you do that now people judge you for it yeah that’s a good point cuz people if you say oh I took a nap there’s that fear of all they’re gonna see me as lazy but if you have a 30 minute power nap it makes you more effectively it does some long as their judge me while I’m on the NAP I’ll never know it that’s the beauty of it yeah that’s true they don’t judge me after the NAP judge me during the now but if you go longer than 30 minutes then you’re kind of useless oh yeah that is that they’ve got us at the timer you gotta set the timer what are your political views mmm oh this is the danger question whatever my significant other thinks conservative moderate liberal libertarian moderate liberal I don’t understand politics whatever gets me a job yeah I’m gonna say I don’t understand politics I gets overwhelming and confusing for me yeah yeah and to stay out of you know ghosts um I stay out of but I do this kind of thing where you get like a heavier of daily skim heard this my wife got this I’m I have an idea what it didn’t know it’s a it’s a it’s a milk that comes to your house every day and tells you to vote for ya um but it’s a it’s a cheat sheets like a cheat sheet of cliff notes of what’s going on in politics everyday and you don’t have to get on to be overwhelmed by the news but when you get the scripts you’re like that would never happen and you’re giving like political notes well my care doesn’t really have to know about politics he just cares about what color looks good on her right right okay speaking of this speaking of color hey Cole Heller thanks Kylie you’re all over my favorite colors not on here which is what yellow yellow well it’s my daughter nice favorite color sorry why is yellow your lawyers is orange why you get a form of yellow I’m gonna go with orange cuz that’s my daughter’s favorite color okay your mic hahaha and by the way that was the one with a fake dog oh never mind we didn’t do them ha ha ha did you did you audition for the role of Mike knowing it they did it maybe you should have I should have maybe you’d have three four mics played by the fantastic Matt Walsh who is great is a great guy and I would love I think he’s a fantastic person to emulate okay so this is he giving real why so is there like some sort of swap happening mmm I’ve been known to be a little checked out and and enjoy food and that tips to be his tips yeah it tips to be character doesn’t typically is his character like he eats a lot and kind of checks out when in doubt just put this back on hey thanks so much for coming in yeah that’s it you can tell the segment’s going slow
