I think you know the head sir haha where did you demonstrate different driving techniques oh I didn’t even start driving that was the interpretive dance to figure out how to drive a car oh and I think you know the answer welcome to Gotham are where your questions matter to somebody and we answer them because we’re the people here okay no your questions matter to us why not out of breath from that little bit aside it’s weird it’s weird it’s really sweet let’s start with Tony H tall man how to manage pee stops while consuming coffees less in eg drinks any geek and needy drinks I am a few management is a frequent consumer of coffee and in eg drinks so and you want to stay hydrated when you’re when you’re behind the wheel or beside someone behind a wheel or behind someone who’s behind a wheel I depending on where you are in the vehicle all that to say I’m stalling wow this is eclis is a difficult answer I mean I’m typically the the longest holder in my family it’s the bladder size proportional to the height must be right well I think men have larger bladders than women but I mean when you’re six seven and then I versus six foot tall is your bladder proportionally bigger than mine I don’t necessarily think that’s the case I think it has to be based on empirical evidence and just my own anecdotal experience mm-hmm I have a large bladder I could probably hold like a gallon that’s a big bladder bit I mean sometimes sometimes how do you manage I just don’t you know and then like two and a half minutes will pass sometimes I don’t know what my record is how do you let’s answer the question how do you manage pee stops I thought that we can is I don’t I don’t end up having to because my wife or my kids are going to stop before I do so I just I set goals like a minute that I I don’t really see this in kalki California but in the Carolinas they have mile markers do they not have those hello right here they’re not as frequent so then it’s like every single model there’s a mom marker on the interstate at least for most of the country and I use that to set a goal I’m gonna go I’m gonna go 25 more miles and then if there’s not an exit then I’ll just pee on that road marker about to say that seems like a horrible system because like you gotta set a goal to push yourself it’s like how about the next gas station no because you want it on a road trip you want to get as far as you can before you hit the reset button on your I’m gonna go Healey 25 miles and then the first gas station yeah after that I’m gonna do that so I just set incremental goals and also carry to target bags with a ShamWow in it yeah but there aren’t there to just quick pieces of advice number one you should regularly stretch your bladder not to incredible links I mean you can die from holding your piece not proven but it is proven that stretching your bladder increases the capacity the second thing it is not proven that it’s healthy oh no but makes your bladder bigger and that’s that’s a convenience thing if you want your bladder to be bigger than you should stretch it and now you made me forget my second so I’ll come back to it how do I stay awake while driving on a road trip paradox Pete asks ice cubes in the crotch area Britney Floyd asks how would you take down the worst car DJ ever and gain control for yourself well this isn’t this is also important because the music that you listen to while you’re on the road determines the enjoyment noting the mood where do you brain go and if you got somebody who doesn’t know how to manage this well it can ruin a trip it can take an otherwise fun enjoyable trip and make it a miserable excursion is this happen to you um no cuz I don’t let happen I’ll take control I’m a good car DJ you don’t you don’t have to take over for me typically the port if I’m driving we’re on a road trip then you’ll DJ and vice versa you shouldn’t do both first of all but our friend Mike is the worst car DJ ever you know I’ve told him this I’ve made fun of him to his face I’ll make fun of him here he’ll start playing a song and then you were like you got have you heard uh so and so and be like no it’s like let me play that switches it and you know switch it and then he’ll he’ll take the volume knob 45 seconds or so he’ll put turn the volume up turn duvall like a B justing the volume whole time and then halfway through the song you’ll say if ii have here salsa and it’s like a song gives him an idea about another song and then immediately then he switches it and if you don’t stop him for i mean for days he’ll play the first half of every song he has but we told varying volume no but we’ve corrected it we’re like mike if you’re going to be the DJ you got to just pick a genre or an album and you just gotta let it go because in a road trip hit the beautiful thing is if your album oriented then you can you start to associate locations with albums you can’t really I don’t I don’t believe in I don’t believe in a single mindset and by that I mean playing singles when driving on Rocha I believe in having an album mindset now if a song really sucks if there’s like eight minutes of feedback and they love it because they thought it was a good idea yeah you can skip that but in general the more you play an entire album the more it can be associated with a certain part of a road trips and then whenever you go there from then on a site oh yeah this is this is the Bee Gees oh don’t know what CBG I don’t think there’s any way this system is gonna work but I mean maybe what the whole the album thing you know I agree with the album mentality but that you’re gonna associate it with locations no of course yeah I listen to albums even when I’m not on a road trip and then so I’ll listen to an album you associated with your cow and I’ll commit to lit no on Ron driving and I’ll commit to listening to it like I’m not going to make a judgement about where that likes the album not until I’ve listened to it like three times through and so I start to associate a certain album when I go back to it with a certain point in my life with a certain commute I said well a certain point in my life like I remember we were working on some one so when I was listening to that album that happens because when you go back to the album years later you like I remember when I was into that I remember there was a red hot chili pepper album that like kind of sucked no one bought that was one of the later ones and it was when I worked at IBM now listen to it and so now whatever in bed whenever I listen to that I’m thankful that I no longer work for IBM or really listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers that off Victoria I’m still a fan Keira Johnson how many times during the trip should Barcelona by building Newman be played I think you can get away with once an hour probably for at least maybe a week I think I think you take the total running time of Barcelona and then you take the total length of your road trip and divide a into B and you get your answer so that would mean as much as possible yes sage Thomas where should I go for a road trip it’s not about the destination sage hmm pick it pick an directions by the journey and it’s about the company and it’s about the vehicle that you choose and the food that you eat along the way don’t go with Mike yeah don’t go with that do you know what day you do your guitar so out of tune I’m not I’m not gonna even produce Thursday wasn’t it nice that your brain is out too it’s a little bit out soon but it’s not so out of tune you know what day it is is Thursday and Thursday means man I’m mayor male I don’t know something about that first chord I’m back here I’m in the back seat yeah what’s happening back seat Faro backseat driver wow there’s a lot of best food on the ground yes which pick a hack which one is uh which one are you gonna try out oh are you making me try one nope okay can you build it yourself but you can take that cooler with you in chair sit and the cooler it looks very issues me yeah pictures okay yep so none of those entice you is candy corn dog yeah I mean I would be into that one it looks yeah you would like a chocolate bar but I don’t really like hot dogs that much looks like a chocolate bar until you bite it and can you like taste like a hot chocolate covered banana this and this yeah I’m interested in finding out what this is you wanna rego you want me to read your rhett and Link and crew – hello I’m not sure when this will reach you but I’m sending it anyway mythical male museum this year I would really love to give back much more so I’m starting with sending you this this little guy is called an inuksuk pronounced inuksuk he was carved by Inuit artist David a mu – any signed the bottom and comes from the community in nunavik or northern Quebec called piranha took one of the main purposes of the Inukshuk was a way of communication in the Arctic although these tiny representations are mainly art pieces hope he’s a good gift for the mythical male Museum Jocelyn so as a means of communication in the Arctic how can oh hell yeah so cuz you got you to maybe as a privileged very much so yes basically they’re not always this small this is just a representation of them usually they’ll be massive like using my biggest rocks you can find all like billboard sized some of them are just heat like in Whistler there’s one that’s at the top of the mountain that is like I’m like the size of its leg essentially how did this – I stacked it yeah they stacked the rocks and usually they’re like these ones are really flat and this is a smaller flower and that’s a flat one and this one’s a little bit more of a boulder and this one’s a boulder I know how to represent a human as if like somebody was there before you oh that was what was being communicated yeah we’ve been here already yeah big rock man or you’re on the right path I’m not could you climb it at Whistler I would it would the rocks come off of it the rocks wouldn’t come off of it they’re too heavy that’s a feat of Engineers you can go all the way across well it’s aliens link is oh it would be one rock all the way humans just to make that clickable of that kind of thing without modern machinery or alien technology so just like Easter Island and the pyramids and a duck shook once again proof of alien life yeah totally we have proof of alien life they’re really cool that in fact alien probably made that this guy he’s an alien David a mu to MIT to meet you bluetooth those must be his numbers well I mean a MIDI backwards is million you tema which is that’s why he leave for alien you know if you do the math long enough something works but the light will dance off with this perfectly in the mythical male Museum oh yeah obviously because it’s Canadian yeah you