Good Mythical Weekend. Today we out the virgin among us. And of course, by virgin, I mean person who has never done a particular activity that requires a skill. Does that mean sex? Anything’s possible. This is Spot The Virgin Lily, welcome to the Catch the Virgin couch. Thank you. I think many a couch is called that, but not verbalized all the time. And, boy, is the weather good for catching virgins today on the GMM set. Yeah. How are you feeling? I feel good. I feel like I can spot virgins out there in the world. So. Feeling good. Good. Okay, so each round, three Mythical crew members will step out here one at a time to showcase the same skill. Two of them have done that activity before, and one of them has never done it, and therefore, they are the virgin. So, it’s up to you, the guesser, to pick the virgin out of the lineup. If you can, you will win a very sweet prize. I cannot reveal the prize until you’re about to verbalize your guess. Okay. But it is very sweet, and if the virgin gets away with it, they win the sweet prize. Let’s go ahead and bring out our first potential virgin. Please welcome Jasmine. Wow, looking the part. You look like a potter. Yeah. You really do. I wore these pants specifically for today. I also don’t know who the virgin is. Okay. I get to help you a little bit. Thank you. Poke some holes. You know what I mean? In the clay? Yes, exactly. If that’s what you do when you make pottery. Yeah, you could poke some holes. Okay. I Didn’t know it’d get so sexual so soon. I heard you have a couch, so. Yeah, but it’s a virgin. Tell us about the first time that you went to a pottery class. There’s this place downtown, and I just decided that I wanted to learn one day, and they have different classes that you can learn different things. You sound nervous. I am nervous. This is like, a lot of. I’ve never, like. Different classes, different things. Yeah, you can make cups or you can make bowls. It’s a very, like, intro class. You feel like you have a strong back? Yeah, I’d say so. Okay. Yeah. Why? Where was that coming from? The posture there. I don’t know. Leaning over. Oh, yeah. What else do we need to know about Jasmine’s? What happens when you’re done with it? You usually have this tool with, like, a string on it, and you stop the wheel. And then you can just take it home, or? You’ve got to put it in the kiln. Depending on what type of clay it is. You got to, like, bake it and glaze it and all. And how hot does that get? I don’t know. I don’t own, I don’t own a kiln, but it’s pretty hot. Pretty hot. Pretty hot. That’s not a temperature. Yeah. What do you think? You got everything that you need? I think so. I guess I’m making a candle holder. Okay. Well, you don’t have one of those, like. I don’t. So, you’re just gonna have to just pop it right off. Okay. Well, we’ve got one of these. I can use that. Okay. Oh, thank you. Oh, gosh. I hope I do this right. Some admission of possible failure. Candle holder. Thank you, everybody. Would you like it? After you put it in the kiln. Okay. Totally. Thank you, Jasmine. You’re welcome. All right, let’s welcome our next potter, Chase, potter. Wow. With the, with the potter wave and everything. The potter wave signature. Hello. You look really cool today. Thank you. You seem confident. Yeah. Yeah, this apron is cool, and Not quite the look that Jasmine, cause, like, the pants, the everything. She had it all together. She did. But this gives, like, apathy in a cool way. Yeah. You know? Just walk us through what you’re doing verbally, if you wouldn’t mind. All right. So first, you get your hands wet. Okay. Because the clay’s wet, and you want to be able to shape it. And then, started getting going because this is the throw. The throw is also a word for turn. Wow. You know the terms more than Jasmine did. And then I don’t know this next term, but you just start fingering it. But in, like, a way that is. Gentle? It feels right for both you and the clay, if that makes sense. What will you be making for us today? I haven’t done a lot of pottery, so I like doing what the clay kind of tells me to do because it’s been there more than I have. I don’t really know as much as the clay does. I feel like you’re saying a lot of words and. Well, you asked me to say a lot of words. You don’t need to be so defensive, I feel like. I’m just asking questions. No, that’s a solid point. That’s a solid point. Do you go alone when you go to these classes? No, but I did get in trouble because I went with my girlfriend and I tried to do the Ghost thing, and we’re not supposed to do the Ghost thing. Oh, how did that work? It’s basically like, if I were to, like. Yeah, yeah. Like, showing how to do it. I don’t know how you do it. Like, you gotta have really long arms. And you were doing that to her? I did that, and I didn’t realize that that was, like, a big, kind of odd no, no, that like, too many people have done that, and it, like, a lot of pottery instructors are not a big fan. Ooh, I think I set you off course. A little bit, but that’s okay. Well, Chase, potter, that’s all the time we have with you today. All right. So, thank you. You’re welcome. Let’s welcome out our next potter, Trevor. Is that the walk? Yeah. I hope you’re ready for the master class. I’m going in. Okay. We are. Your pants are the same color as the clay, which I feel like is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that you don’t, it doesn’t stain. Because you can’t see it. Even though clay doesn’t stain, it washes right out. Got it. This, you want to know a fun way you can tell if it’s centered? Because you want your clay to be centered. If it’s not centered, that’s what it gives, what’s called wobble, which is where you have uneven sides. So, you can do this, and if your fingers aren’t really moving, then it’s centered. He’s being, like, to serious. I know. Too serious? I feel like he Googled a bunch of stuff before this. No, no, no. I’ve never seen him be this serious. I know. You’ve never seen me be this serious? I’m serious all the time. I’m such a serious guy. So, I’m gonna get this going, and then I’m gonna pull, and this is going to determine, basically how wide whatever you’re making is. So, you pull your walls up, you can go as high as you want, depending on what you’re making. And then what you could do is you can take this tool here, and you want to put it on the side. He needs another tool I know he’s using all the tools, none of the other ones. Because only the cutty thing we talked about before. And then you get that excess clay off the bottom, which just makes it easier to pull off, and it makes it easier to trim later. I’m not going to pull this off. Why, why, why? Why? Because I don’t have a bat. A bat? A bat is what that little thing is called, the little plastic thing that you would pull it off, and you set it on there to dry. It’s called a bat. Okay, well, clearly he’s done, so why don’t we bring out our other contestants? I don’t know what we’re calling them. And this is the point where you need to spot the virgin. And I will tell you, we have a very sweet prize up for grabs, which is one Link Neal’s parking spot. And I will tell you it is, and I haven’t talked to him about this yet, but I think he’ll be fine with it. And, like, physically, it is the closest parking spot to the building, so there’s a lot on the line. Yeah, I want that parking spot. Do you know? Do you think you know who the virgin is? I think I know who it is. Okay, let’s bring everybody out. I will say, like, y’all brought it. Like, I. This is hard. Yeah, it is hard. Okay. I think I know, though. Okay. Who do you think the virgin is? I think the virgin is Chase. Will the real virgin please step forward? Oh, yeah. All right. They totally let you do the Ghost thing in the classes, don’t they? They probably do. I don’t know. Yeah, but Link’s part parking spot does go to Lily. And you might want to, what you want to do is you may want to talk to Link after this and just make sure that he’s okay with it. I feel like you have more power and you should ask him for me. Okay, we’ll talk about it later. Who’s next? Welcome, Nicole. Thank you. Thanks for having me. I must admit, we have done it once on this couch. What? It. It is no longer a virginal couch. Oh, I see. Okay, okay, good. Making sure. Okay, great. Where you’re sitting is clean. Good, nice. Thank you. I appreciate that. There is a drum set here. There is. And that is because you are going to have to spot the virgin who does not know how to play the grums. Most people do know how to say drums. And up first, I’m told. We have. Trevor. Trevor, please come out here. Trevor is behaving differently today and. I don’t know. What’s up, Trevor. Okay, I think Trevor’s back. Also, it’s called a drum kit. Not a drum set. Did I say drum set? Yeah, I think I said grum set. Okay? Okay, Trevor, show us what you got. Show us what? Well, do you want me to, like, go down the basics of the drums first, or do you just want me to start playing? It’s up to you. Do the first thing. Do the first thing. Do the first thing, yeah. Okay, so we’ve got our bass drum here to start. Then we’ve got our. You’re looking me in the eye, but you have to look Nicole in the eye. Okay. Bass, snare, hi-hat, tom drum, drums, crash cymbal. Wow, okay, great. To start. I think Trevor’s really talented. Trevor, yeah, I agree. I agree. But the first step to being a drummer, and I learned this from School of Rock, is you gotta get the, whip them out. Freddy Jones taught me that, and Jack Black. Okay. Play us a ditty. Well, I mean, so the basic thing that they start when they teach you drums is kind of a basic, like one, two, three, four. So that starts off with One. Okay. Okay. One, two, three four. Sorry. That was really cool. Thank you. I played drums and I played it in band in like the fifth, sixth grade. Wow, okay. And I haven’t played in a while. Still pretty impressive. Yeah, you couldn’t tell. You couldn’t tell? That’s big for me. That’s big for me. Cause I don’t own drums, cause they’re loud. Did you learn everything that you? Yes, I did. Thank you so much, Trevor. Appreciate your time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Okay, let’s go ahead and welcome out our next potential virgin. And that is Liv. Liv, welcome. Hello. Hey, Liv. How’s it going? Pretty good. What do you want to tell us about this drum kit? Well, it’s very shiny. Okay. Yes. And it’s black. All right. And I also learned everything from School of Rock. Okay. Great film. Great film, phenomenal film. What will you be playing for us today? I think I’m just gonna go around. Yeah. Okay, cool. Okay. Okay. All right. Kind of sounds like Trevor a little, huh? All right. This is incredible. Wow. What a newbie. No, I’m just kidding. That was really impressive. That’s very, very cool. Did you? Did you take lessons or how did you? I just watched the movie, and I felt really connected and I felt inspired. That’s incredible. So you never had any formal training? You just picked it up? I just picked it up right now. Wow, natural. Okay. So cool, and I got plenty of information from that. Wow. Thank you so much, Liv. Thank you. Okay, and finally, Gwynedd. Gwynedd, come on out and, play some drums for us, please. Yeah! Walk in with confidence. These are the, yeah. Oh, right into it. A little scared of your own playing. Really, truly. Is that what you bring? Tell us about your history with drumming. So, my husband’s a musician, so we actually have a drum kit in our back bedroom. During the pandemic, I tried to learn how to play, and I learned that I’m not very good at it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So, you’re hedging your bets here? Yeah. Okay, great. Are you a lefty or a righty? I’m a righty. Okay, cool. Yeah, go ahead, please. What’s going on? Yeah! Yes! The stance was so confident. You were good. Very confident stance. You were really good. You look so cool. Thank you so much. Rock star. Very cool. Wow, what a talented crew. Okay, do you have the information you need to spot the virgin? Cause I’m gonna tell you what is on the line for your prize. Okay. If you can spot the virgin, you get to claim ownership over any item on this set. To be clear, you cannot take it off the set. Cause we kinda need it for, like, continuity. But when other people, like, come near it, you can be like, that’s mine, type of thing. Okay, I’m really into that. Okay. You have something in mind? It has to be a thing, not like a person? You want to claim ownership to a person on the set? Like, just when we’re on set. I will allow it. Yes. I will allow you to own a person on set. Yay, this place rocks. Okay. But I do think I. That feels good. I do think I have enough information. Okay, will, all the drummers, please join us out here. Wow, you guys are so cool. You’re all bringing the cool. Okay. Your ownership of a person on the set comes down to this. Okay. My money is on Trevor being the virgin. Will the real virgin please step forward? I wasn’t lying when I said everything I learned was from School of Rock. But you went through the whole, you named everything. Here’s the thing. I have a lot of knowledge, not a lot of skills. It was so impressive that you knew every single part of it, though, and I feel like you could be a very talented drummer if you did, like, maybe like one class. No, no rhythm. Oh, got it. Just completely rhythm blind. Nice. Well, you said it. What are you gonna do? Matt Carney, you’re mine. You went after the showrunner. Okay. Good choice. Yeah, thank you. Let’s spot some more virgins, shall we? Davin. Stevie. Welcome to the couch. Thank you. Have you ever changed a baby’s diaper before? I have not. Okay. And I’m glad that that’s a run, because that’s just creepy right there. Yeah. You’re gonna be spotting the virgin who hasn’t changed a diaper. And I’m so glad you haven’t done it because that brings a lot of skill to your own gameplay. Yeah. Have you changed a dirty diaper? I think I have. You think you have? What happens is I block things out and then I bring them up later in therapy. Yeah. So I don’t, I haven’t, I haven’t been asked that question yet. I see. Anyway, let’s bring out our first baby changer is what you call them. Mikayla! Mikayla. You’re bringing some nursery colors in your shirt. Yeah, I’m efficient, I guess. How do you feel about the size of this baby? She’s so little. Yeah. I don’t mean a gender. I don’t want to assume gender, but. Well, I tried to put you on the spot to put you in that very awkward position, assuming this fake baby’s gender, so, yes. She’s so cute, though. She’s so cute. Okay, well, show us what you’ve got, and if you wouldn’t mind verbalizing the steps that you’re taking. Okay. I like to get everything ready just in case, cause some babies, they just pee. Yeah. And, you know. I’ve heard most. Most, without thinking and without warning. So, like, I open everything up, have it ready. Oh, you’re saying peeing while you’re changing? While I’m changing. Oh, no. Yeah. What’s going on? Oh. Oh, that’s actual dookie. That’s a lot. That’s a lot of dookie. A lot of doo doo. All right, so I do just like, a little preliminary wipe down first, you know, but I’m just, you know, you gotta gently. Her poor little leg is all the way up there, but you gotta just gently wipe everything off. I’m sorry, you’re doing a back to front to back technique, is what. You just gotta get everything that you can, you know? As much as you can. And I’m moving kinda quick. Cause again, babies pee. Okay. So, I’m imagining that this is a baby that might look at me, laugh, and then start peeing, as many babies used to do to me. Mikayla, I don’t think you’re supposed to rest the baby on the head like that. They’re not, so when a real baby, in a real baby situation, they move with their back. It’s a lot on there. So you wipe, and we’re going right. So, I think, with the butt paste here, I think there’s an implication, that they have a rash. Okay. So, I’m gonna put a little rash cream on there. All right, and you wanna use your finger for that? Yeah, just a little bit. Okay. You don’t want, like, too, too much. Cause it will dry out the butt, and then we’re gonna put the diaper back on. Okay, and how tight are we putting on this? Not too tight. You never wanna do too tight, but you wanna have at least two fingers. Okay. In there. It’s like a dog’s collar. Yeah. Oh, I don’t own a dog either. I have no reference. Look, she’s all clean and has a new diaper on. Look at that. Good job, Mikayla. I see a trash can over here, so I’m just gonna clean up. I’m done. All right, great. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right, well, let’s re-dirty these diapers, shall we? Okay, let’s bring out Caleb. Caleb, come change this diaper. Really is such a tiny baby. How’s the baby poop? It’s so good. I’m gonna try some myself. As you do when changing a baby’s diaper. I don’t know if I would recommend that, Caleb. One thing you can do when changing a baby’s diaper is prep the clean diaper beneath the baby so that if there’s any accidents, you got the clean one underneath to take it. But you can also keep a spare on the side in case there’s spillage on the clean one, in which case you do waste two diapers. But changing a baby’s rough. Where does your experience come from in that department? So, I actually have a sister that’s twelve years younger than me. So, with such a big age gap, when I was in, like, middle school, I would every now and then have to help take care of her and change her diaper. Now, that sounds like Mikayla’s story. Yeah. Although it is possible. So, first thing I want to do is. This is called the discovery process? Discovery, yes. Discovery of, like, how bad it is or is not. Okay. So, you could take the clean part of the front diaper, if it’s clean enough, and use that to help wipe. Since I grew up with having a baby sister, I was taught to go front to back. Cause you don’t want any poopy going up on the genitals there. Now, if you remember, Mikayla was just wiping the poop into the vagina. That is true, yeah. I didn’t even think about that. No. Yeah. You wouldn’t. I wouldn’t. No. You wouldn’t. No. But I would. All right, so I’m gonna take all my contents, put it in the dirty diaper as best as possible, lay this baby down on the clean diaper. That’s one very efficient move right there. One handed. It is, but this is taking a really long time, Davin. It does, yeah. I don’t know. If you’re really skillful, you could do it. Yeah, with one hand. I’m sorry, Caleb, I didn’t mean to. Look at that, that’s a professional fold right there, I think. But, yeah, for the diaper you want it snug, but not too tight. Two fingers is a pretty good rule of thumb. The main thing is you just want to make sure it’s not like pinching the baby too hard. And then after that, you give it a little. Oh, that’s a nice touch. Well, you went for a little peck. Very nice. A burping, yay. Wow. Thank you, Caleb, and let’s welcome our final diaper changer, Gwynedd. Yay. Hey. Hi, Gwynedd. Hey! How’s it going? It’s going great. Good, good. Okay, so I’m gonna change this infant baby. Okay. Very cute. Do you not like the hairstyle. I don’t know, there’s something weird about it. It’s like, yeah, no, the eyebrows are worse. The eyebrows? Yeah, there’s just like, little weird eyebrows. Okay, so I’m gonna start by taking the diaper. Shaming the baby. Shaming the baby. Physical appearance. God, there is a lot. There is an extreme amount of poop in this diaper. Okay. Like a rude amount of poop. So this is where you shame the baby for sure. And what would you say? Why do you poop so much? Like, what are you eating? That’s this big, like, watch what’s going on. Okay, then on the head. We’re going right on the head. Yeah, that’s why they have the soft spot, is it acts as like a little stand so you can just kind of stand them up like that. I don’t think that’s true. I’m pretty sure that’s true, actually. But I’m gonna just kind of wipe over it. We have a lot of poop, like, kind of dangling right now. Circular motion. Yeah. That’s a new motion I’ve never seen. Front to back, since we have a girl on our hands. I feel like that’s pretty much good enough. Okay. Like, I don’t like, she’ll take a bath later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It’ll be fine. Oh, wait, wait, wait, and then I’m going to use this. The scraper? It’s an applicator. So, you go like this, and you go, just a good smear. Go like that. Okay. And, I mean, she’s all set. She seems happy. I mean, it’s really the biggest diaper in America. All the way up in that area. Okay, well, thank you, Gwynedd. Thank you. Can all of the diaper changers please come out here? How are you feeling about your guessing? I think I’m fairly confident. Okay. Unless the person I’m about to guess really just did it to throw me off. Okay, well, I’ll tell you the prize. You may not want the prize, but the prize is that you get to run the entire art department, I’m told. Oh, wow. That’s what the prize is. That is a high pressure. I don’t know if that’s within your skill set. Definitely not, no. But unfortunately, it’s going to happen if you win. Okay, so it all comes down to this, in terms of your professional future. Who has never changed a diaper before and was lying to us? I mean, right from the very start, when the baby was just, like, on its head. I think, Gwynedd, you never changed a diaper before. Will the real diaper virgin please step forward? Yay! I really was trying to do a good job too, and I immediately stood the baby on its head, so I was cooked at that point. You owned it, though. I didn’t know if it was a bit, but that was a good guess. Yeah. Well, now if you’ll just go let Lucas and Caitlin know that you will be running their department. I think that’ll go well if you bump into Link and Lily fighting in the parking lot, do not mention me. KG, this is a speed round, so we’re gonna talk really fast, and we’re gonna watch people ice cakes really fast. Is that okay? Yeah. Okay, let’s bring in our first contestant. It’s Matt Lieb. Hi! You gotta go really fast. Speed frost your cake as you’ve done many a time before. That’s right. Expert at it. Do I start now? Yes. All right. So, it’s simple. You just put the. Really fast. So fast, but you can talk to us while you’re doing it. Hey, so how you guys doing? Doing good? No, I meant, I meant about what you’re doing. Oh, I’m putting, okay. I’m putting the icing on the cake. I’m spreading it, which is a culinary term for when you spread it. What’s the cake for? The cake is for a birthday. Oh, my goodness. Whose birthday? It’s my mom’s birthday. Happy birthday, mom. Happy birthday, mom. Love, my mom. Yeah. Do you always make her a birthday cake? Every year, every year. Ever since she was born, I make her a cake as fast as I can. You know the song? I wrote that. And you, and you are. You’re starting with the top of the cake? Always start with the top. They teach you that at cake school. Oh, you went to cake school? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you’ve ever been to cake school, you’d know you gotta start at the top, and you just kinda just like, you take it at a big glob, and you just glob it right there. Right? I feel like you’ve been icing the Same part for, like. I feel like you, if you were an expert, you’d understand what I was doing. Right. But you’re not an expert, so you don’t understand what I’m doing. You’re so right. All right, so, that’s most of it, right? You’re eating the cake, okay. Well, I was hungry. And then this is where you make it nice and smooth. We’re gonna give it a mirror glaze, ladies and gentlemen. Mirror glaze. Mirror glaze. A mirror glaze. Okay. That’s when the glaze is so, so smooth. You can see yourself in it. There we go. And what do you see when you look in that cake? Oh, I see someone who went to cake school. I see someone who knows what they’re doing. And so here we go. Okay, and you just, see this? Okay. See, when you spin it. Yeah. It makes it smooth. Have you learned everything that you need for this particular contestant? Yes. Great. Thank you, Matt Lieb. Let’s welcome our next contestant. It’s Lucas! Thank you. There he is. There he is. How’s it going? No time to talk. I gotta do this. Okay, what’s your cake for? My cake is from Marissa. Why is your hand in there? I’m spinning it. Why is it in there? It’s about the way that I learned how to do this at Academy of Cake, not School of Cake, like some people. Did you wash your hands? Touch it. What? You’re not eating it. Is this a trick round? No, this isn’t a trick round. Nothing’s a trick. This is real. This is all real. This is all real. This is all too real. Okay. That’s a lot. What’s your guys weekend plans? Come on, faster. What’s your weekend plan? I’m supposed to ask you questions. Well, then speed it up, champ. Let’s go. How many cakes have you frosted in your life? One cake. Is it this one? I can’t answer that. What’s your favorite kind of cake? Pass. Okay. Is it beeping? Is the thing beeping? Is the cake beeping? I just, you were making, like, a noise. Oh, I was beeping? Yeah, no, the cake’s not beeping. What’s the beeping technique for? It’s sort of an echolocation thing so you can get a perfectly thrown cake. Thrown, okay. I’m done. All right. Oh, that’s it. That’s the cake. There’s no. There’s not gonna be any? Is no one putting sprinkles? Is there a timer? I’m just, they told me to go as fast as I could. There is a timer, but. No, it’s just sprinkles. And that’s good enough, okay. Okay. Thank you, Lucas. And now let’s introduce our last cake froster. Mikayla. Mikayla, what have you got for us? Hello, governers. Oh, you’re British. I’ve actually been British this whole time if you believe. I think this is a tactic. I was on Great British Bake Off. The bad season because Paul Hollywood gave no handshakes that year. Who’s this cake for? My imaginary boyfriend. Oh, what’s his name? I haven’t given him a name yet. I don’t work well under pressure. Frosting a cake. Do you usually like frost cakes? Like, how many cakes have you frosted? At least two. Two. Hey, more than one. It’s true. It is true. What’s your favorite kind of cake to decorate? To frost? Chocolate. Okay. This is not. This is the opposite, I dare say, of chocolate. Does, is there a knife? It’s gonna get all over. Yeah, oh, it’s gonna get all over. KG, this might be the hardest. I know, I think they’re all. Is that a trick answer? All of the above? I don’t know. I think we’re all being tricked. Are you ready to, I think? Mikayla, okay, sorry. I like sprinkles. I don’t know about those other two people, but I like a good sprinkle. Okay, thank you very much. All right, if everyone will come out. KG, you have the. Hardest job. Dare I say, no, well, the best prize too. Because you get to choose anything in the entire world that I will procure and buy for you as a prize. What would you like? In the entire world? Yeah. A brand new car. Okay, you know what? We had a winner of the art department, we had a winner of Matt Carney, and we have the winner of a brand new car on this show, maybe, if you can spot the virgin. If you can spot the virgin. I love the props. I think the virgin is. I think it’s Mikayla. Will, the real virgin, please step forward. It is I. No! Step back, okay. Too close, too close. You don’t want to get too close to the virgin. Oh, you were so close to a brand new car I was gonna buy you. I’m just confused, cause Matt was the only one who didn’t put his fingers in the cake. It’s true. But he was the virgin. Because I’m a sanitary person, I may not know how to do it, but I like to keep it clean. Yeah, good for you. Wait, so you guys have done that before? Yeah, once. At least twice. At least twice. It was speed round. And it was fast. Yeah, I was under pressure. Sure. Right. I mean, the cake will taste good either way, I guess, no matter how bad it looks. With salty fingers, yes. I have Nutella fingers. Same. So, it’ll taste even better. Same. Okay, well, we’ve spotted so many virgins today. We’ve not spotted virgins. I’m sorry about that, KG. I’m sorry, it was hard. And next weekend we’re not spotting any virgins, but there is more Good Mythical Weekend, so we will see you then. I’m not a makeup influencer anymore. I found my true calling, and that is leader of the Fyre Fest. Has the deed been done? Is Piggy dead yet? No. Oh, the pigs died?