GMW 21: Dating Strangers We Found Online

Good Mythical Weekend. Today we have one goal. To find our very own Mikayla. A date using strangers we found online. Mikayla, are you ready? Let’s make my mama a grandmama. Oh. let’s do it. This is for the love of Mikayla. Okay, Mikayla. To help you find love, we’ve asked a few of your fellow friends and closest workmates to join and offer their opinions and support. Please welcome Emily, Lucas and Jordan. Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you guys feeling? Great. Good. I love being on this side. It feels so much better, doesn’t it? Yeah, it does. This is a lot over here. It’s a lot. I have a good feeling. Mikayla. So I’m about to show you dating profiles we created for four single strangers who are all actually here backstage. And with the help of Emily, Lucas, and Jordan, you can start to feel out who you think you’d most like to go on a date with. And once you’ve made your final decision, you and that lucky man will have your intimate first date… right here for everyone to see. Are you ready to meet the love of your life? Yeah… Okay. Here’s our first dater’s profile. This is Daniel. He’s looking for a genuine and authentic connection for someone who not only wants the best romance of their life, but also a best friend. Oh, he likes finger guns. That’s cool. Or he’s just pointing. He’s a redhead. That’s cute. Remember I told you you like redhead, right? Yeah. You like the redheads. I did see this picture and I immediately said, this man does improv. Oh, yeah, for sure. That could go either way. He’s doing improv. Yeah, that’s what he’s doing. He’s doing improv right now. The match of the turtleneck to the hair. I like. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a good flow. Yeah, It’s a good vibe. Wow. Yeah. And he’s blinging. That’s cool. Yeah, good bling. I asked for zodiac signs this time just because I take it into account. It’s not like a deal breaker or anything for me, but I do take a lot of information based off of that into account when it comes. Why are there two? Yeah, why are there two? He must be a cusper. So he must be like, on the edge of Scorpio. He looks like a cusper. What do you feel about those two being together? Scorpios. Scorpios are fun. They’re liars, though. And Sagittarius. Do I work with Scorpios? Probably Yeah, probably. the main boss. Scorpio women are queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, feel free to swipe through. Yeah, swipe it. We’re the same type of weird. If you save the popcorn during the trailers and wait for the movie to start. What a weird opinion to have. Okay, I don’t think that’s weird. I also do that. I think it’s nice because if you’re not. If you’re not thinking about it, you’ll eat all your popcorn before the movie starts. Now, hang on. I have a second take here… Okay, if you wait till the movie starts to be loud and crunchy. That’s… kind of rude. Emily, how are you eating your popcorn? I just go right for it. The minute I sit there. Immediately? Okay, yeah, see, I’m the type to wait till the trailers are over in general because there’s like 20, 30 minutes of trailers before the movie now anyway, so I’m getting popcorn at that time. That’s solid. In general. Okay, that feels like it lines up. I think it aligns. Cute then. Swipe. One piece. I do like a one piece. I’m gonna need to see this necklace. Looks like a turd on a string. But you know what? Maybe it’s. It’s a lucky turd. Maybe a hell. But maybe it’s a crystal. Maybe he’s a crystal guy. Shoot. He’s got a speed suit and boots to match. He’s cute. I mean, I mean… He looks. He’s dressed like a lesbian. Oh, no, I don’t like it, that’s not good. What does that say? That says dating me is like dating Jeremy Allen White and Larry David. Why? Why is Jeremy Allen White? I think left his longtime girlfriend and mother of his child wife to be with, like, a newer, younger person once he got a little bit famous. So that feels like I’d watch out for that. Has Larry David done anything, though, in person? I think Larry David is loyal and he’s funny, He’s hilarious And he’s rich. I’ve seen like 12 episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He seems pretty weird. Yeah, very down to earth. Very take no mess, but… interesting. My most irrational fear is that we as humans are probably so small compared to the grains, the grand scope of the universe, that we are basically ants. And perhaps our lives are totally. Do I have to read the rest of it, please? Is that Larry David? I hate it. No, but also my simple pleasures are a cup of coffee, no stains in my shirt, and a nice cologne. Okay, so he smells decent. Yeah, that’s not my fear. I actually, like, live day by day thinking about how small we are. That’s not irrational. We are tiny little animals. We are a tiny little animal. It makes things feel less serious. It does. I take nothing seriously, so. That is true. So I. He says my guilty pleasure is my cheat meal, whether it’s burger shakes, massive burritos, or anything chocolate. I’m sorry. A cheat meal. Having a cheat meal. I’m like, shut up. And then having a cheat meal and referencing it on your dating profile. Right. And a shake is a guilty pleasure. Like, don’t feel guilty about drinking a shake. The size of that glass of wine is. I know. I like it. That is huge. My favorite thing is you immediately got a drinker, whereas I couldn’t get one to save my life during my episode. Hey, I had nothing to do with that. Yeah, I know. Crazy. He hasn’t won me over fully yet. Like, I’m kind of meh. Okay, okay, well, maybe this will. Because for the last slide, we have a voice prompt from him. Let’s take a listen. Oh, no. My happy place definitely has to be my dad’s restaurant in New York. All the workers know me, the food’s delicious, and it’s my family. That’s in New York. That’s points. That is cool. I do like a New Yorker. You have to. Big city. Okay, there are three more guys. So next up, we have Eli. If you’re looking for a deep emotional connection while also wanting to have the time of your life, you’re the right girl for him. Another New Yorker. Yeah. Let’s parse the picture apart, because I see some good things. New Yorker. He’s got a Lebowski shirt on. Yeah, he’s in a dive. Virgo. Also figuring out my dating goals. I don’t like that. Me neither. That’s a bad thing to put. Also, who gets red eye in a picture in 2024? What hipster camera are you using? He downloaded an app to take a photo like this. Just to look old school, polaroid. Let’s swipe. Let’s see what else. Mm. Wow. This really hits home for me. I was about to say that’s the voice I’m reading in a Yankee stadium on a hot night. Do you wanna read it in a New York accent. A Yankee stadium on a hot summer night. Been going there since I was a little kid with my dad and brother. You can’t beat it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Yankee Stadium. I like that both guys have great relationships with their dad. That is really nice. That’s nice. An he’s got a brother. and he’s got a brother. Maybe he’s brother’s hot. Do you want his brother? I’m so confused. I’m actually looking for a friend, to be quite honest. And if any guy is a New York transplant to LA, that’s a start. So, yeah, he’s got a brother, you know. Next swipe. Which one is he? I like that he’s showing that he has a friend. A black one. I know, and I wanted to say that. But I think that’s important. I think that’s really important. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let’s swipe. My biggest date fail was showing up to the wrong restaurant for a first date. Sometimes you’ve gotta learn the hard way. No, you don’t. That’s not a lesson. That’s nothing. Yeah. Just learning to not be wrong ever, I think is hard. It is hard. I didn’t know not to be wrong until I was wrong. It was a bummer. You’re a reality show girly. So what do you think about. He would. I am. If he could go on any reality show, he’d do Naked and Afraid. I’ve never watched that because I’m afraid of naked people. So. Yeah. You know, if you dated these guys, you’d have to eventually… be naked. We’re not them. I guess you don’t though, if you decide that’s not what’s up. Yeah, that’s true. Let’s swipe. What does it say? Wear the same type of weird. If you prefer a fish as a pet over cats and dogs. This man has commitment issues. What is that opinion?! He’s still figuring out his relationship with pets? That’s ridiculous. He can’t be dated. He’s gotta be kidding. Yeah. That has to be a joke. I need a dog in my life. I don’t like the fish thing. I’m so sorry. We’re gonna have to ask him about who we are. Yeah. Next. Okay, let’s hear what he has to say. My best celebrity impression is Adam Sandler. What’s going on. All right… That is a real panty dropper. You should take that, like, everywhere. That’s crazy. I do need to know, did they have to do a voice memo or did they choose to do a voice memo? They had to. Okay. That’s better, though… Well. Cause I’m like, choosing Voice Memo on a dating profile is serial killer behavior. It is not good in my opinion. I think it’s bad. You get the ASMR voice and then that is just creepy from there on out. Can’t be helped. Okay, up next we have Azriel. He’s looking for a serious relationship with someone that lives life on their own terms. All right. Green eyed demon. I’m spotting a spider man behind, which is a good sign. I do love spider man. A lot. Who doesn’t? What is this tapestry? Does this adult man have a tapestry? Oh, that is. That’s a Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, it. Looks like a Dragon Ball Z. It looks like something like that. I guess my big thought is this is an adult with a… tapestry hanging on their wall. And I agree with you. From a TV show. And that is not right or wrong. It’s just something to think about. It is he doesn’t like sunlight, so he’s got to filter it through something. He’s five, nine. Okay. My qualifications were five, ten and above. Well, he’s an actor. Perhaps he could pretend or put some heels on. He could pretend. You can just bring an apple box to there. Lifts in your shoes. In these shoes, I’m probably like five nine, five ten. All right, we’re getting another short term open to long. How do we feel about. I don’t think I like that either. That’s a really piecey way. That’s a good way to put it though. That’s like. You know, it is. It’s. It’s not saying, like, I don’t know if I could be loved. Like, it’s like. I’ll try for a little bit. Yeah, I’ll try and we’ll see. You don’t even want nudity. So I don’t know if you’re trying to hit it and quit it. Yeah, yeah, I’m not. And that’s what short term says to me. Yes, that is. And I don’t like that. Open to long it’s just like, well, let’s make them think they can. Yeah, yeah. They could eke out a relationship. And it sounds like ran through. Choo choo. Absolutely. Where’d you find these guys? Okay. Dating me is like reading a new book every day. What’s that mean? Are you a reader? I am a reader, but I don’t like reading a person and having a new situation every single day. That’s a lie. It feels like dating me is like doing something not practical at all and not enjoyable is what that reads to me. Like homework. Reading a new book every day. What books can you finish in a day besides like those old Arthur books? Chicken Soup for the Soul, Goose bottles. Imagine if it’s like goosebumps yeah, it’s Goosebumps. Goosebumps is like horrible. I’m a different goosebump. I’m more of a highlights magazine. And that’s fun. Something you could get through. Like the time traveling fears. Get through this. I want to talk about his irrational fear because technically we’re all going to die in space. Yeah, we’re in space right now. A space… nerd. I have a space tattoo. And you love space arm. I don’t fear space. I will say that I am scared of space. And you and I get along really well. We do. We do. I think that’s, you know. But who goes to space that often to die in space? That’s true. I’m not. So. Yeah, he’s wrong. Hopefully Elon Musk. Keep that. Yeah. keep it in. Don’t edit that out. Die in space, mother f– Woo. Swipe. Cut that. Sorry. Oh. My biggest date fail was falling asleep on a dinner date. Wow. As somebody who last night fell asleep with a frozen yogurt on my stomach, which I dumped onto my chest after I fell asleep. I get it. He’s gorgeous. Oh, he’s very pretty. Look at those teeth. Very nice. Yeah. But looking like that is how you get away with behavior. Like falling asleep on a dinner. And you can’t get away with it with me, unfortunately. Also, it’s pretty hard to read someone like a book when they’re asleep. That’s true. Every day you’ll have to read a book. If I could go on any reality show, it would be my own. Because I could just be myself. On someone else’s reality show, you can’t really be yourself, which isn’t a bad thing. But I feel like you can’t show your authenticity. And this whole statement tells me that maybe this person doesn’t really know what reality shows were. No, they don’t know what they are. And he should have just said Love Island. We don’t all just have a reality show. We can go on of our own, that’s not how it work. Reality shows don’t belong to one singular person. But also didn’t tell us what is his reality show. That’s true. Yeah. Swipe. Oh, okay. There he is. I like this. Oh, yeah. My guilty pleasure is staying up all night for no reason. Great. Guilty pleasure. Fine. That’s fine. Guilty pleasure. I can do whatever you want. I did that last night. Playing Spider Man. Yeah, a little bit. Giving me actor with no job. He said he’s an actor. He’s staying up all night for no reason. He’s reading a book a day. I’m like, where’s the cash flow? Where’s the money? I want that for you. I want you to be rich. Thank you. This is a headshot, right? Yeah. Also sounds like he does have time for. For long term relationships. He definitely. He just likes to be ran through. Next! All right, let’s hear his voice. A happy place is home. Laying down, looking at the ceiling and watching some anime and reading. I clocked that anime. How do you do all of those things? And you want a short term relationship How do you look at the ceiling, watch anime and read? I mean, I am a homebody too. But when I’m at home, I do activities. Like, one at a time. Yeah. And one at a time. I’m a decent multitasker, but I choose to read and not watch anime at the same time because I feel like that would be kind of hard. But also, you like to travel. I do like to travel. You like to go out. You like to do things. Like this person doesn’t seem like they do anything. No, it’s true. Not even act. He just is hot by himself indoors. Sometimes that’s enough. And I don’t think. No, it’s not enough. I guess I’ll say sometimes it could be enough. I don’t think it’s enough for you. Right. I can be hot indoors and outdoors. Yes. You’re right. Okay, we have one more guy. This is Erin. He’s looking for someone who’s fun to talk to. bookish, and down to do bits. If you’re a “yes, and” kind of person, you’ll get along just fine. Okay, this is a fake account that Trevor made. It has to be. Is this Trevor’s brother? Come on, Trevor. Oh, he’s 6’4”, though. He is 6 4. 31 Capricorns. I like Capricorns. He’s got a real job, too. That’s cool. This picture is a choice. And he’s shirtless like you chose to be shirtless in first impression. Also, every single one of these men have labeled that they exercise often. Ok. All right. Show me in the shoulders, Erin. Yeah. Long term, though. Long term. Open to short. Flipped it. Yeah. That is interesting. That’s a better way to put it. I do like the 6’4”. Oh, okay. My guilty pleasure is watching terrible movies, so I can complain about them to my friends. Fun. Yeah. He’s got friends. I mean, I like a terrible movie and I don’t really often complain about them. Like, I’ll say this was A terrible movie. But then I’ll be like, this is what I loved. And I love this, this, this and this. Cause I’ll watch anything really bad or good. Let’s swipe. Oh, cute. He’s got. My simple pleasures are mint chocolate chip ice cream, watercolors, and ice cold sheets. He really likes his chest. Yeah, he likes his jewelry too. He does like his chest. I like the jewelry. Yeah, he’s got piercings and… He looks like the guy from Atlantis. He does look like Milo. Yeah. People think he’s hot. He is hot in a nerdy way. Very theater kid. Well. And as I’ve pointed out before, he did explicitly say he does improv. Bits. He does say bits. Yeah. Not only does he do improv, he brought it up in his dating profile. He did willingly. And that’s something to think about. You don’t want to be a surprise on the date that he does improv. I guess that’s fair. I guess that’s fair. That’s true. You got to know in advance. I do have the confidence of this picture, though. Like, he just stood in his hallway. This should have been the first picture. And took a picture of himself. You know what I mean? I like that he found his light. He did. Let’s swipe. I’m sorry, I don’t know if I’m supposed to read them or not. Dating me is like chicken piccata. Easy, delicious, with a healthy distribution of capers. I think that’s cute and clever. I think that’s. There’s no way beyond. That’s great. Chicken piccata’s delicious. What is chicken piccata? It’s chicken that’s breaded and it has like a lemon caper sauce on it. Ooh, that doesn’t. That sounds really good. Doesn’t sound really good. If he comes with some of that, I’d take it. Let’s move down to the biggest celebrity crush. Is this why y’all picked him? For me? Nobody wants to say. I mean, she’s very funny and very hot and you’re very funny and very hot. The most compared to celebrity right now at this moment for me is Ayo Edebiri. And I don’t see it personally. Like, look alike. Wise, I don’t think we look alike, but I think we have similar vibes. Like when I watch the vibes. Yes, yes. I was gonna say there’s a certain descriptor that you use… for the type of men that you like. And I do feel as if he Fits very squarely… into that. What is it? I think I know what it is. It’s rat face. Oh, Rat boy. You like Rat Boyfriend? Yeah, she likes rat guys. So you like the guy from Challengers? Both of them like that kind? Yeah. Like at the same time. Yeah. You just hit the nail. Guy from Atlanta. Something that is classic. This is rat boyfriend. 100%. It is, right? It’s great. Here’s the thing that I’m kind of, like, iffy about. It’s the doing bits. Rat boy. Sometimes I’m for it. Like, I’m totally for doing a bit outside in public. But sometimes I’m like, please shut up and don’t talk to me like. You know what I mean? If you want my thoughts on it. Dating a man who does improv will make you gay… in my personal experience. So that’s just something to think about. You date a couple men that do improv and all of a sudden you’re a lesbian. So that could be right for you or that could be wrong for you. I just think it’s information you should have. I appreciate that. I appreciate that perspective a lot too. Let’s swipe. To move forward. Dating a standup. Get you a refillable perception for Lexapro. This is from the Renaissance Fair, for sure. This is Renaissance Faire. It’s hot. This is a hot Renaissance Fair boy. He loves his chest, you guys. This is cool or not cool? It’s so not cool. This is rough for Mikayla. I could. Ooh, nerdy white guy. I don’t know. I don’t know. My mom, I would take him home to my mom and she would talk about him the whole time to his face. Wait, Michaela, I’m sorry. You cannot both say that you want to date a rat guy and you don’t want to date a nerdy white guy. Those things are not. They can’t be. The guys from Challengers are. Never mind. But they realization. Those guys are famous. Those guys are famous actors. Right. They’re very rich. They have a lot. They have, like, work done and they have a lot of money to upkeep. This is just like a normal man. Yes. You know, just a dude hanging out. He’s giving me very Carrie Elwes. Yeah. And I do love Princess Bride… Carrie Elwes. Okay. Let’s hear Erin’s voice, shall we? I take these really nice, relaxing, cold showers where I think about stuff like. Huh. Was that supposed to be. Was that real? I think it. I think. Can you turn it up and play it again? Can we play it again? Yeah, we gotta hear that one again. I take these really nice, relaxing cold showers where I think about stuff like. so. he’s doing a bit. He’s doing a bit. I take these cold showers where my thoughts are like, ooh, it’s cold. Yeah, he’s doing a bit. He’s being like. Yeah, that’s what we’re. So at least you’ll be the funny one in the relationship. I don’t know, Emily. That’s a pretty good bit. Yeah. That is? No, it’s not. But I don’t think he understood that. Out of context, it sounds like he’s thinking about. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does understand. It’s a twofer. Really? There’s no way that’s a twofer. Can you pick him just so we can ask. He’s my vote. So here’s the thing, though, Emily. It’s not up to you. No, you can have him if she doesn’t want him. Let her not have him. You can take him. Hold on a second, Emily found a man. Ok, everyone calm down because, yes, Makayla’s gonna get to do the thing that you don’t get to do on dating apps. And that’s see all the guys in real life before anyone, including also Emily, makes their final decision. No, no, no, no. I’m not saying I wanna. Hang on. I’m saying I think he’s great for you. Really? Yes! Why? Everything. I don’t know. Cause Emily thinks he’s hot. Yeah, you said rat boy. They gave you a rat boy. She’s yelling. Cause she’s excited about rat boy. Okay, let me. I think we just need find you a rat boy. Let me… Let me bring them out. Okay, boys, come on in. Okay. Well, yeah. Thank you for being here, first of all. Hello, I’m Mikayla. We’re gonna go down the line and if y’all could each tell us about your red flags. Start with me. My name’s Daniel, and my biggest red flag is that I’m pretty allergic to cats and dogs, so I love them from afar, but afar. Is it deadly? It’s not deadly. It is highly uncomfortable. And also I have asthma and it triggers my asthma. That’s good. Gotcha. Okay. Hello, I’m Eli. My biggest red flag would be that I have the Subway Rewards app on my phone and have amassed over 20,000 rewards points. putting me in MVP status. Oh, my God. He’s practically the CEO of the company. Do you own stake? You should. That’s the goal. That’s the dream. My name is Azriel, and my biggest red flag is I’m just brutally honest. Okay, all right, all right. My name is Erin, and my biggest red flag is that I laugh too loud in public. Can you laugh right now? I mean. Say something funny. Somebody say something funny. Pretty loud. Thank you. Okay, Mikayla, panel of friends. You’ve. You’ve looked at all the dating profiles. You’ve seen the men in real life. Are there any other burning questions before Mikayla has to make the final choice? Do we each get one or we. Just tell them there’s anything burning? What restaurant does your dad own in New York? It’s called Mark’s off Madison. Okay, 26th and Madison Avenue. Anybody? It’s a nice location. It’s a good look. Yeah. A very phenomenal location. We opened in 2020, and I was in the… In November 2020 of the pandemic. Oh, my God. I was the head maitre d… as we opened up. And so you’re from New York. What part? I’m from New York City. Yeah, I grew up in Lincoln center, but I’ve also lived in Brooklyn. I’ve also lived all over New York City. What part of Brooklyn? Wait, I’m trying to find out if you’re rich or not. What’s your brother? I just want to know if he’s rich or something. There’s a reason why I’m in LA. Perhaps some non-location based questions. Are there any burning non-location based questions from anyone? Okay, Mikayla, you have to make your choice. There’s only one guy that you can take on a date in a second. Y’all are all really great. I had so much fun looking at your profiles and judging you. So sorry if it comes out a little harsh, but we’re just very honest people. Very honest people as we are. I’m a very honest person, too. Not brutally. I try not to be too brutal. But. Listen, we looked at all your profiles and we immediately said all of you were hot. And I think that is true. You’re all very hot and well dressed. Very well dressed. Y’all look really nice today. The problems we had were with your personality. The things you chose to say about yourselves. But besides that, everything. Feedback. Great. I get a lot. Yeah. I am going to go on a date with Erin. Congratulations, Erin. Okay, well, let’s get that date started, shall we? Hey. Hey. Senor and senioritas, thank you for coming to our Mexican restaurant. My name is Lucas. Wow. Yeah. We Have a wonderful menu for you two today. On the front is your choice of chips and salsa for $9. Or not having any food tonight. Oh, I remember requesting Moscow Mules. Okay, we can do that. Excellent choice. Yeah, that can happen. Okay. You like Moscow? Was that like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Perfect. Yes. So two Moscow Mules, and will you be eating or having chips and salsa? Let’s do this. Expensive ass chips and salsa. Expensive chips. That’s a wonderful choice. Thank you so much for the time. Just to be clear, the choice is between eating or having the chips and salsa? Not eating or having… I’m sorry, sir. Or having the chips. I figure out what I can order. He wants to know things. Inquisitive. Inquisitive mind. Inquisitive. Inquisitive. I am as well. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. Cool. So welcome. Thank you. Excited to be here. Are you really? What did you do today? What’s your day? Yeah, of course. Looked like I woke up, and then I was here. That’s so good. And, yeah, it was exciting. And you? I woke up. spun around in my room a little bit, and then came here. Wow. An extra step. I feel like I didn’t do enough. Extra step. You didn’t. I was relaxing in the green room. Yeah. How was that? Great. Plan to pocket a bunch of those little mini, like, donuts on the way out the door. Take them home. We don’t need them. What do we need those for? It’s very exciting for me. Good, good. Not this whole thing. No. I mean, this is great, but I love donuts. Oh, okay. Like, it’s a consolation prize if you decide that this is going poorly, which I hope that you don’t, but I have that to look forward to too. I think it’s okay so far. Food is taking… chips and salsa. Yeah. It’s a very complicated chips and salsa. Someone say food is taking a long time. It’s still not here. These are drinks. These are drinks. Welcome to our restaurant. I’m Jordan, and these are Moscow Mules. Thank you. These are great. It’s, like, a lot of eye contact with the Moscow Mule. Anything to say? You’re welcome. Thank you. Politeness. Check. You passed. Let’s see. Ooh, that’s really good. Hello. Oh, my God. Don’t look at me. I’m Emily. This is our $9 chips and Salsa. There you go. How’s it going? Just started. Yeah, it’s going good. Yeah, I think it’s going good. Nice chest. I came prepared. You got like a matching blue thing going on. So all of your pictures on the profile, you show chest hair? Every last one. And we all thought that was very interesting. What a choice. Why did you make that choice? Let’s talk about it. You know, it took a while to grow it, I guess. Yeah, it didn’t really come in until, like, late 20s. So I guess now that I have it, I feel like I gotta show it off. Share it with the world. but every picture? Should I shave it? No, it’s not that. We’re getting. No, it’s not that. Just every picture. I like a deep V. Okay. Consistency. Okay. Okay. I understand. Like a personal branding. I guess that guy, he’s got a really long neck and a lot of chest hair. Hello. You do have a really long neck. Thank you. I have some complimentary water here to serve. Oh, it’s complimentary? Yes, from the chef himself. Wow. Yep. Okay. Wonderful… Ew. Are you gonna say anything, Erin? Nothing to add about your date’s glass. Nothing’s going wrong. Oh, boy. This is like a very new situation. Oh, it’s fine. If you’re not gonna say anything, you’re not gonna say anything here. Mikayla could do a different glass. I assume he has clean hands. Fine. Your glass is clean, hers is dirty. Uh huh. If you wanted to do something about that, I’d let you figure it out. Hey, great chest. We have soggy chips now. Oh, thank you. You gonna take the finger glass? I’m just not gonna drink that, I think. I don’t. Not that there’s anything wrong with your hands… I’m just gonna. So what do you like to do? A bunch of stuff… I like to read, I paint, I draw. How about you? I also like to read. I like video games. AMC. A list My roommates are all on AMC Stubs. And I am still late to the party. I feel like you haven’t joined yet. What is wrong with you? I haven’t. I just felt like. Cause like the food is still expensive. I don’t know. I really have no excuse. I have to buy the food. I feel like an essential part of the theater experience is like icy and a popcorn. True, but the essential part of an AMC experience is Nicole Kidman at the beginning of every movie. That’s a given. Yeah, but it’s enjoyable. It makes the $20 a month worth it. What do you like to watch? I’ll watch anything. Really. What was the last movie I watched? I Think it was Deadpool. I saw that. You saw that? Did you enjoy it? I thought it was fun. Emily. Are we being haunted? Everybody’s very protective of me here. Sorry. Okay. That’s a good sign. That is a great sign. Yeah. Yeah. I did see Deadpool. I think that was the last thing I saw. I’m not sure, though. I see a lot of movies. What else have you seen this year? I saw Challengers five times in the theatre. So it’s all right. Just fine. It was like. Okay. It didn’t do anything for me. Nothing… Yeah. Yeah. out of the ordinary. Didn’t do anything at all. Nothing were there. What did you. What are you neutral about. All of it? Tennis… That doesn’t seem like a fun sport or anything. Yeah. Have you seen a movie, like, a bunch of times that you like a lot? There is… There is only one. and that was when Silver Linings Playbook came out. I saw that in theaters four times. That movie? What about it? That’s an itch. My friends are weird. I’m so sorry. Get used to it. I don’t know. I like Bradley Cooper and. You do? I did. Okay, keep going. I’m getting, like, a lot of weird energy about specifically Silver Linings Playbook. Keep going. Keep going. I don’t know if that was a bad choice or not… I don’t know. I just felt like I could. I resonated with a lot of the stuff in it. And there’s dancing, and I wanted to dance, and I hadn’t done it ever at that point, so. I don’t know. There’s a lot to like about it. It’s like complex family dynamics and stuff. Do you have a complex family dynamic? Kind of like I can. How’s everything? We’re gonna start ignoring y’all. Okay. I just want it real quick. Like, say something nice to him. But other than that, you’re doing great. I’m so sorry. People don’t say nice things to me. It’s fine. Oh, no. What? Why? It’s like a roasting thing. I don’t know. I like your earring a lot. Did you make it? Thank you. Or did you buy that? I did not make it. I did buy it. I got it at the Ren Fair. The Ren Faire. So you are a Ren Fair guy? Ok. Oh, yeah. Cause there was one picture, we were like, are you at the Ren Fair? Do you recognize the tree? I’ve never done that. Oh, you never. Yeah, it’s coming around. It’s coming back. It’s always that time. It’s great… You show up in a costume and you walk around and there’s ax throwing. You know, I’m a fan, and they have a lot of jewelry shops, so all the earrings that I own are from there. Yeah. Okay, lovebirds, I’m sorry to interrupt, but… it is time to make a decision. Do you both… want to see each other? What? That was so fast. Oh, so you feel as if it was fast? Do you both want to see each other again? I would like to. Sure. Yeah. Without my crazy ass friends. Yeah. You know, yeah. I don’t mind a peanut gallery, but they’re crazy. It’ll be more relaxed next time, I promise. Yeah, okay. Well, I do think that makes this the most successful dating show ever of all time. Thanks, everybody, for tuning in. We’ll see you next Saturday for another new episode of Good Mythical Weekend. Looking for the perfect date night meal? Go to MythicalCookbook.com.

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